Mcedge in Equestria

by Mcedge

Rating: mature
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Sex, Tragedy, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human, Sad, Romance
Length: 4324

A human goes to Equestria. But he's not just an ordinary human. He's enlightened and tough, and he's going to shake Equestria up a bit.

A human goes to Equestria. But he's not just an ordinary human. He's enlightened and tough, and he's going to shake Equestria up a bit.

Published 2014-06-30 02:50:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-30 02:50:05 UTC

Mcedge in Equestria

"Rainbow? Are you... here?" An annoyed sigh is heard from the distance

"Ya, anon?"

"I... I brought you some chocolates. a little late, I know, but I thought you may want some. Maybe later we can hang out at-"

"Look, anon. This is really sweet of you, but I think you should keep the chocolates. In fact I think you should stop coming over to see me."

"B-but why? "

"Well... it's obvious that you're crushing on me... the way you look at me, the way you always want to take me somewhere, shower me with gifts. And... Twilight told me too. You're a really nice guy, but I don't like you like that. We can still hang out from time to time, but you need to chill out. "

"But.. Rainbow... please don't... do this to me. I'll do whatever you ask, just please don't push me away as if I was a mere pest... I don't think my heart could take it.. please I know how pathetic I may sound but I swear i'll do anything, i'll be your eternally loyal slave."

"NO. Anon. Ugh. Just get out."

Anon falls on the floor, crawling his way to the door. As he reaches the door, he grabs the handle to pull himself up. Just as Anon was about to leave...

"Look Anon, don't tell anyone I said this, but you're a really sweet guy and i'm really sorry that it has to be this way don't beat yourself up too much. I'm sure... you'll find some pony who feels that way about you"

Ya... whatever. Anon returns to his home. Alone. cold. broken.

Anon wakes up the next morning. He hopes the events of last night were just a dream. He opens his eyes to see the bowl of soup he had last night.

Anon begins thinking to himself "Why. Why dosn't she like me... I have never loved someone so much in my life. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I MADE MY MISTAKES, GOT NOWHERE TO RUN, AS I'M FADING AWAY. I'M SICK OF THIS LIFE. I JUST WANT TO SCREAM. "

Anon hears knocking on the door. It was Twilight.

"hey Anon..." said Twilight, "I heard about what happened yesterday. Can I... come in?"

"Ya, go ahead. Nothing matters anymore anyway."

"Anon, I know it's hard for you, but these things happen. And... Rainbow Dash obviously wasn't right for you. It may take time, but i'm sure that you'll get over it."

"Since when do you care so much, Twilight?"

"Well... it dosn't matter. I may not be the best person to comfort you, but I want you to know that i'll always be here for you."

"Whatever. You can't do jackshit. All you do is read those pointless books all day filling your mind up with useless facts and information. But they won't teach you anything about how to deal with people like me."

"Well... I may be able to help you. Just.. sit still, and close your eyes."

"Why?"

"Please?"

Anon reluctantly complies. He can feels Twilight's horn on his forehead, suddenly Anon feels better. But he begins to feel strange.

"Just... what are you doing exactly?"

"Shh. it'll be ok."

Anon opens his eyes. To which he sees Twilight. Who suddenly looks like the most attractive being he has ever seen. Anon rolls off of the couch.

"What... what are you doing? I want an answer."

"Come on Anon, why can't you just trust me?"

Anon starts to feel woozy, he is overwhelmed by thoughts of Twilight. He sees himself doing the most depraved things with her.

"No... I see what you're doing now... you won't have me."

Anon runs out

Hours later Anon is in a bar. It seemed like whatever Twilight did was wearing off. Just what was she trying to do? Anon continues thinking, then he has a flashback.

"Well... it's obvious that you're crushing on me... the way you look at me, the way you always want to take me somewhere, shower me with gifts. And... Twilight told me too."

In all of the chaos Anon hadn't noticed. Why did she tell Rainbow Dash that? She had told anon that she was sworn to secrecy.
The bartender turns on the tv. The news came on.

"In other news, be on the lookout for "Anon" Princess Celestia has demanded that if anypony knows of his whereabouts, they are to alert Equestrian police." A picture of Anon was shown.

It took a while for Anon to process, but then it clicked. And Anon became horrified. Just what did he do? He looked around, everyone remaining in the bar looked at him with faces just as horrified as he was on the inside. The bartender ran out.

"HEY, HE'S IN HERE." shouted the bartender

Anon got up, he began looking for any other way out. As he turned around he saw the Royal Guard look at him as they ran in towards him. There was nowhere to go. Anon was put in odd looking handcuffs by one of the unicorn Guards.

Anon was taken to the Royal palace. and faced in front of Celestia.

"Anon," said Celestia, "Princess Twilight has claimed that you have murdered the pony known Rainbow Dash. Is this true?

Wut

"NO... wait... SHE'S DEAD?"

"Yes, she is. Can you prove that you had nothing to do with it, Anon?"

"No! I had no idea that it even happened. "

"I see... my investigators found an odd looking hat where her body was found. Twilight said you were the only one in Equestria that wore it."

Anon remembers his fedora. Twilight must of removed it after she was using her magic on him

"Well... Twilight removed my hat earlier. I..I swear."

"You expect me to just believe you? There has not been a murder in Equestria for hundreds of years."

Anon feels all kinds of mindfuck. This was all happening way too fast. Celestia notions for her guards to take Anon away.

Anon is now in Equestria prison. No one else was in any of these cells. He sits for hours thinking deeply about the whole situation. Twilight must of done something. But could she really stoop so low? Rainbow Dash was her friend. Anon hears the main door open, as he sees Princess Twilight stand before his cell.

"Hello Anon." says Twilight

"Hello? HELLO? All of this happens, and all you can say it hello? What the fuck. Tell me what the fuck is happening. You know I didn't do this, and I know took my hat. The only evidence there was against me by the sound of it! I know you had something to do with this. "

Twilight seems to be trying to hold back a chuckle

"You're smarter than you look. It's adorable when you use your brain. But you should know that you're in no position to demand anything from me."

"So... it was you, wasn't it? You killed her and pinned it all on me? WHY?"

"Maybe she's not dead. Maybe that "body" that was found, was simply a magically manipulated doll to fool the police. "

"So... she's alive?

"Maybe. But the only way you'll ever know for sure is if you do as I tell you to."

"This can't be good." Anon thought.

Twilight opens the cell. she thrusts her marehood right onto your face, rubbing it all around.

"lick me, anon."

Anon realizes he dosn't have much of a choice at this point. Anon begins to lick her insides, swinging his tongue all around.

"Good boy. Now."

Twilight removes Anon's lower clothing

Twilight slams her marehood right onto Anon, She riding Anon intensely, until she stops.

"kiss me, Anon."

Anon reluctantly reaches out to kiss Twilight. Twilight latches her mouth right onto Anon, their tongues meet for a few minutes. Until she pulls away

"Tell me Anon, why don't you like me? "

"The fuck do you mean?"

"You have always avoided me unless you needed me. Help with Rainbow Dash, help with finances, help with whatever. And then, you would just leave me. Not even give a 2nd glance as you walk away."

Anon fell silent.

"You never liked me. But I, I haven't felt this way about something since..."

"Since what?"

"Nevermind... it's a long story."

"Are you... going to tell me what's going on now?"

"Twilight lifts herself off of anon, as she puts his clothes back on."

"Fine. I have Rainbow Dash tied up underneath my library. Don't worry. She's safe. "

"And... why did you do that? All of this? "

"I thought it would get your attention. You seem to like pain, you liked it when Rainbow Dash seemed more aggressive with you. You liked it when things got tense. Besides... this way. you can't run."

"I... see.. but can you at least undo my handcuffs for now? It hurts having these on for so long, not being able to move around freely."

"...fine."

Twilight puts Anon in a magical barrier, then undoes his handcuffs.

"Twi: There you go, my precious. I'll be back later. I have some things to attend to."

"Wait.. uh.. can you come here for just a second..?"

Twilight edges closer curiously, anon appears to be leaning in to kiss Twilight, and so she plays along. But instead, Anon reaches for Twilight's horn, attempting to rip it off, as he notices the magical barrier is gone. The cell and main door is still open, how lazy of her he thought. Anon makes a break for it, Twilight is left paralyzed from her horn damage. Anon quickly sneaks past the guards, until he finds his way out.

Anon thought to himself while hiding in a nearby bush. "I'm wanted for possibly the greatest crime you commit here. I have to get somewhere safe. He looks off into the distance. The Everfree forest. Not exactly safe, but it's the best option right now. Ponies rarely go in there." As much as he wanted to see Rainbow Dash, it was too dangerous right now.

And so Anon carefully made his way there, and he rested on a rock. Where he thought more to himself about everything that happened. Anon notices a figure walking off in the distance, as well as a house for that matter. They appeared to be walking back into Ponyville. It had to be Zecora Anon goes up to house. The wood on the door is so weak that he breaks it with a mere rock. Once inside, he sees all kinds of potions and whatnot everywhere. He reads the labels in front of them, and stuffs the ones he wants inside of one of Zecora's bags. Elsewhere, anon finds a sword made to fit the grip of a pony's mouth. Anon takes it. As Anon walks out, he thinks about the plan he has now formulated. He feels a little bit of guilt. But he decides that whatever he does, anyone who gets in the way has it coming. He heads out to Ponyville. To which he hears ponies screaming in terror. Guards and police everywhere. He sneaks around just outside of the woods, until he is near Twilight's Library. where he sees 5 ponies standing outside.

"Oh-oh my Twilight," Fluttershy studdered, "I don't know about this"
"Twilight, dear I have to agree...," complained Rarity, "perhaps this would be better left to the authorities."
"I'd have to agree Twilight," said Applejack, "we have never dealt with his kind before."

Pinkie Pie is sitting, crying. Her hair appears to be straightened out.

"I know," Twilight said, "but we have to find him before anypony else gets hurt. If he didn't hesitate for Rainbow Dash, he won't hesitate for anyone else. I couldn't bear seeing another innocent victim. Friends have to stick together right? I don't know if I can take him alone."

Twilight once told Anon of a tale about when Discord was evil. For some reason, that thought was in his mind the whole time he heard them talk. Anon didn't have time to remember the details, or care though.

"Well...alright Twilight. If it's that important to you. " said Fluttershy
"Very well, Twilight," said Rarity, "But can we please hurry it along? I have an important dress for someone to make, and it's due by tomorrow"

Apple Jack rolled her eyes

"Count me in too. "

"Thank you so much." said Twilight, "Pinkie? What about you?

"Oh Twilight..." Pinkie cried, "what's the point now that Rainbow Dash is gone? I can only see it getting worse. I just want to see Dashie again."

"Pinkie... I know it's hard for you... but please... bear with it for now. You wouldn't want anyone else getting murdered... right? In the past, we have overcome every obstacle together... and though Rainbow Dash is gone.. I believe if we stick together, we can stop him."

"Oh Twilight... fine... i'll help... for Dashie. I know she wouldn't want me sitting here while others are in danger. "

"Thank you Pinkie.. Since he would want to get away, logic dictates that he made his way into the Everfree forest. We should head to the entrance."

The other ponies head towards the everfree forest, Apple Jack stops Twilight.

"Uh, no offense sugar cube, but something seems off about this whole thing. Is there something you're not telling us? "

"Why would I be hiding something from you? I don't know why Anon turned this way either, but thinking about it won't stop him."

"Well... alright. I trust you Twilight."

The two of them follow the other ponies. There is now no one around Twilight's library. Taking this chance, Anon heads for the door and begins examining it for a way to open. Spike opens the door, and turns to Anon. He jumps for a second, but then calms down.

"Oh hey Anon." said Spike, "You're here about Rainbow Dash, right?"

"You... know?"

"How could I not? I live with Twilight, and she completely lost it. I'm honestly scared. I don't know what you hope to do with her, but I can take you to where she's keeping Rainbow Dash."

"Alright... thanks Spike."

"No problem. It's not like I approve of what she's doing. She's changed a lot the past few days...Well here we are. It's all you from here."

Anon goes downwards, until he sees a familiar cyan pony crying. Tied up, with food crumbs all over her, as if they were forced into her mouth but she rejected them. there were multiple scars all over her body.

"Dash..."

"A-a-anon? Is it really you? Please get me out of this."

Anon carefully cuts the rope with his sword, Dash falls down.

"Are you... okay? It looks like you can't even stand right. And your wings.. are they glued stuck? "

"Y-ya.. i'm okay. Just.. please get me out of here."

"If you say so..."

Anon picks Rainbow Dash up, and carries her up stares.

"Might want to get going." said Spike, "Twilight could be back any time."

"Thank you Spike."

Anon walks out the door, sneaking around until he could get to Celestia's Palace. But it looked like there was no other way in but the front gate

"Wait here, Dash. I'll be right back. And keep quiet."

Anon used a sleep potion on the guards, as he picked up Dash and went in. Using potion after potion until he was at Celestia's chambers. He melted the door with a potion. Then headed in. the guards and Celestia gasped as they saw Anon, and the guards charged towards him. But they stopped when they saw Anon hold up Rainbow Dash.

"Guards. Stop. Rainbow Dash, is that you? Are you... alive? "

"Y-yes Princess" stammered Rainbow Dash

"Anon... can you explain what happened?"

"Yes Princess. Your student, and subordinate Princess, Twilight Sparkle feigned Dash's death. And pinned it all on me. So that she could have her way with me while I was in my cell. She kept her tied up in her basement in the meantime. As you can see, she didn't take good care of her."

"Are you... sure? I find it hard to believe that Twilight, of all ponies would do something like this... is Anon's tale true, Rainbow Dash?"

Rainbow Dash nods.

"I... Alright. Guard, inform the news station that Anon has been proven innocent. And... tell the police to bring my Twilight."

"Anon, i'm so sorry about all of this."

"Shit happens. Anyway, I think i'll be leaving now, can I leave Dash here with you? I don't think it would be a good idea to carry her around for where i'm going."

"Yes, but where are you going? Anon?"

"Anon walks out without saying a word, and heads to the entrance of the everfree forest. Where he hears voices from inside."

"We're never going to find him... are we?" comlained Pinkie

"We'll keep searching tomorrow."

Anon stands at the entrance, to where they see him in shock.

"Well, well," said Anon, "Look who we have here."

"A-anon? Wha- You need to turn yourself in, Anon. If you come without a struggle, you won't have to get hurt."

Anon pulls out the sword. I wouldn't worry about me. As he edges closer to twilight. Apple Jack jumps toward Anon, but anon dodges, throwing the last potion at her, putting her to sleep.
Fluttershy panics and runs back into the forest.

"You... YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO DASHIE" Pinkie screamed

Rarity and Pinkie Pie both charge towards Anon. Anon smacks them both in the head with the side of his sword just enough to knock them out. Twilight is busy preparing a spell, when Anon slices her horn clean off. She screams in pain, and Anon also cuts her wings off.

Twilight is constantly moaning in pain

"A-anon... it hurts so much. W-why did you do that?"

"After all you put me through, after what you forced Dash to endure. You ask me why? You're the most observant. You knew me the most If anyone, you would know why."

"I... I'm sorry... all I wanted.. was your love... your attention."

Anon stabs Twilight slightly in in the stomach, she screams in pain even more.

"Anon... please... i'll do anything. "

Anon, about to stab her again stops.

"You knew that would work... And you knew why."

Celestia appears near the entrance with her guards

"What's going on he-"

"Princess... help me..."

"Anon.. did you?"

"I did.

"Guards. Seize Anon.

As the guards approach, Anon takes them all one by one until they all laid flat on the ground. They had no real weapons. Celestia backs away with fear and flies just out of Anon's range.

"Anon, why are you doing this? I allowed you into Equestria, I trusted you. And while you seemed rough around the edges, you were fine..."

"Obviously you don't know enough about my species. You see, where I come from. Things aren't normally handled how they are here. Humans, do not function the same way as ponies, despite whatever similarities they may hold. Now. Are you going to give up, Princess? Or do things have to get messy?"

Celestia tears up a bit. She then shoots Anon with her magic, in an attempt to destroy him. Anon swings the side of his sword towards Celestia's ray, until the ray reflected right back at her. She fell to the ground, with her horn destroyed, and her wings damaged.

"Well Princess. looks like this is the end."

"You... your presence here... it was you... it was corrupting us... you're going to destroy us... our way of life. "

"That tends to happen where ever I go, no matter what I do. I've gotten used to it. Goodnight, Princess of the day."

Anon stabbed Celestia until her body was nothing but bones, skin, and organs everywhere. And suddenly, it was night. Anon walked to Twilight.

"See what your little stunts brought out in me? How did it feel to watch your Princess die like that?"

"A-anon please stop this madness, what is all this bloodshed going to do for you? Do you think Dash would approve of this? Because I can tell you she wouldn't!"

"It's too late for that...whatever happens between us, will happen. As much as I may want to kill you, Twilight. I will spare you. Now, I must be going."

"Anon... this won't... accomplish anything"

Anon walks back to the palace, holding the head of Celestia high, and cutting down any ponies who got in his way. Until finally, he reached Luna's chamber, where she was sleeping.

"Sorry it had to be like this."

Luna wakes up.

"But your sister was just too stubborn. Now. get out there, and tell your people, that I am now king. Or else. "

"Just what do you think you're doing Anon!? "

Luna looks over to the decapitated head of her sister

"You... you monster!"

Luna shoots rays at Anon, while charging at him, Anon reflects them all away until Luna is close, he moves to the side, and cuts Luna open whole.

"Stupid Princesses."

Anon walks to the castle balcony, grabbing a megaphone.

"Attention everypony. Your princesses are dead. Their guards have been slain. You have no real means of defense against me now. You can either accept that I am ruler, or you can all die until only loyalists remain. I don't care either way."

Anon walks back into the castle, where he sees Rainbow Dash crawling out of her chambers

"A-anon... I heard you speaking... it-it's just a joke right? You didn't kill the princess and her guards... right?"

"Oh Rainbow Dash.. you are truly the only one I feel sympathy for right now. I'm sorry, but it's true."

"W-why Anon? I don't understand"

"That's not all. I also cut off Twilight's horn, and her wings. Stabbed her multiple times, right in the stomach."

"A-anon.. she may of lost her mind.. but she was still my friend.. and even if she wasn't, she didn't deserve this. Oh why did you do it Anon? I don't even know what to feel anymore.. I don't even have words.. you.. killed so many ponies.. you killed our princesses Why Anon? Why? Please tell me."

"Blame Twilight. She was how I lost my sanity. her being dethroned, outcasted, and banished wasn't enough for me. There is no easy way to say this. So i'll just say it. Dash... can you overlook this? Forget it ever happened. We can look towards the future together. And you, can be my queen."

"No... NO ANON. How can you even ask me to overlook this? You sicken me."

"Well then... it's going to be a hard life for you from here on out."

"Rainbow Dash Then just kill me! I don't want to live in a world ruled by someone like you."

"I'm sorry you feel that way. You're on your own then. Because I could never kill you."

"Anon walks away, feeling like he forgot something"

When he hears a voice behind him that sends chills down his spine.

"Oh come on Anon, even i'm not that cold and senseless. Where's the fun in this?"

Anon turned around

"I don't know. And I don't really care at this point."

Discord laughs

You don't even know why you're doing this? You aren't motivated by anything in particular? You could have had her. You could won her over entirely. I can Guarantee you would of finally gotten laid. And you don't even know why you threw it all away? Your inner chaos is certainly admirable. Unfortunately, I have no further use for you.

"W-what do you mean?"

"Haha, you mean you haven't figured it out yet? I was the one playing Twilight just like a puppet on a string. I knew that you would have a hissy fit anon, but I never expected you to lash out like you did. I just wanted to stir up some chaos, but you ended up doing my job for me. Now, Equestria belongs to me, once again."

"Not if I can help it."

"Oh, tough guy. I'm sooo scared. And just how to do plan to stop me?"

Anon swings his sword at Discord, it stops right at his skin, and dosn't even scratch him.

"Adorable. Now it's my turn!"

Discord punches Anon over and over until he falls straight to the ground.

"Ahaha Is that really all you could take? I didn't even have to snap my magic."

"Why... aren't you.. killing me then?"

"I have no reason to, really, it's more fun to just watch you suffer, really."

Suddenly, a rainbow like light falls over Discord. The Discord standing in front of Anon was turned to stone. crawling past the statue, you see the mane six wearing the elements if harmony.

"Hello again, Anon," says Twilight

Anon laughs

"Ain't that some shit... saved.. only so you can kill me."

"Not quite Anon... despite everything that happened. We've agreed to let you live. You'll be imprisoned for quite a while, but when things calm down, you'll be set free. Even you deserve another chance."

The other ponies nod their heads.

"Ha... you're trying to forgive me... even after that. You know what? It's time I just do what I should have done a long time ago."

Anon looks toward Rainbow Dash

"I'm sorry... Dash. I'll always love you."

Anon grabs his sword

"N-no wait Anon you don't have to-"

Anon stabs himself right in the heart, as he dies bleeding out all over the floor. Twilight become the new ruler of Equestria, wherein, she ruled over Equestria exactly how Celestia would one her to. Rainbow Dash, scarred and confused by all that happened, was found dead, her neck hanging from a rope inside her house. She never got to tell Anon her true feelings.

End.