“This is Chris Mclean coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa. When we were gone the tree huggers of season four. As I like to call them have cleaned this place up quite a bit. In this season we are going to bring back the 6 people who got the farthest in both Total Drama Island and Revenge of the Island Along with some crowd (author) favorites. And with 6 new competitors fighting for the million dollar prize. Without further adieu here come the classic campers!” “ Since we don’t have time to let the campers to introduce themselves I’ll do it for them!” From Total drama Island, Action And for some of them World Tour we have…” Camra panes to a boat coming toward the island Owen the compulsive eater! Who thinks everything is awesome. Next we have Gwen the goth girl with a ‘tude. After that we have Geoff the party guy who, loves to party! Next we have bad boy Duncan pretty much the guy version of Gwen. Next we have the most famous rivals in Total Drama history Heather and Leshawna.”
The boat arrives and Owen jumps on to the dock “CHRIS MY MAN I’M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE MAN!” Owen runs up to Chris and shakes his hand vigorously. “Owen stop!”
Chris shouts at him. “Sorry”
Owen says apologetically. Next Gwen and Leshawna Walk off together.
“Man I do not miss this place” Gwen says.
“Tell me about it sister”Leshawna replies. They walk by Chris without giving him as much as a glance.
“ Not even a glance huh?” “Well I can’t blame you” Chris said with a smile. Next Geoff ran of the boat and ran up to Owen and gave him a hi-five.
“Dude it’s been so long since I saw you dudes!!!” Suddenly the air turned cold and everyone wheeled around and faced everyone's least favorite backstabber Heather! Everyone including Chris gave Heather a glare as she walked down the dock.
“What are you staring at.” she demanded. “I would give you guys more time to talk but here come the Revenge of the Island cast!” Chris says enthusiastically. Another boat arrives caring six of the other contestants. “First up we have Bubble boy”
“ I don’t live in a bubble anymore!” Cameron shouts. He walked off and puts his stuff on the other end of the dock. “Next up we have Lighting.
” SHA-BAM LIGHTING BACK FROM SPENDING ALL THAT SH-MONEY!”
“SHA-SHUT UP LIGHTING” Chris shouts from his megaphone that he some how got. “I love this thing” Chris says to the megaphone. “Next up we have the lovebirds Zoey and Multiple Personality Mike. They walk out holding hands. They don’t even glance at the other campers.
“Next we have Take-no-prisoners Jo!” The Jockette with an attitude. An athletic looking girl comes out of the boat and says with looks over the competition. but says nothing. “Finally we have Scott an all around devious guy.
“Man I hate this place.” Scott says.
“Now for the Favorites” Chris says. The boat of losers pulled up and out comes Beth!
“Hi guys it’s such an honor to be back on the show” She points to the advance.
“You guys must've liked me right!” Then she saw Heather and glared at here.
“ Any ways next we have Cody!” A skinny kid with a missing front tooth gets out of the boat and walked over and stands by Gwen.
“And from the Revenge of the Island team we have Dawn and B” The two came out of the boat holding hands. Suddenly Dawn makes a face like she just smelt something really bad. But decided to let it go. B said nothing.
“Now campers” Chris began before he was interrupted by a scream. A scream only the total drama island and All-Stars crew knew all too well.
“Izzy” Gwen muttered under her breath. Izzy swung from a vine and landed in front of Chris.
“IZZY YOU WERE VOTED OFF WE SAW YOU LEAVE” Chris raged. “ AND ONCE YOU LEAVE TOTAL DRAMA IN THE BOAT OF LOSERS YOU CAN NEVER EVER COME BACK!!!!!”
“Sorry but I never actually left the island I have been living with my animal brethren ever since!” She said.
“Girl you crazy” Leshawna said.
“Campers put your bags buy the bathroom in a pail and meat me buy the Campfire in ten see you!” Chris said as he got into a helicopter chef was flying.
“I really hate that guy.” said Leshawna.
10 minutes later the campers were gathered around the Campfire with Chris standing before them with a smile that they all knew too well. “Campers in this season of Total Drama will be a little different”Chris said. A huge sigh came up from the campers. “Yup in this season we will be having 6 new competitors fighting for the million!”
“Um Chris you didn’t tell us what this season will be called.” Jeff said
“Right you are Jeff this season of Total Drama is called Total, Drama, Equestra, Island!”
“Equestrian like horses?” Jeff said with excitement.
“Yes Jeff thats right, infact thats where the new competitors come in.” Suddenly a RV sized pink and purple portal appeared next to Chris.
“Introducing, the magic prodge Twilight Sparkle! Who reminds me of courtney in a weird way.”
“Don’t you talk about courtney like that!” Duncan shouts. “Chill dude.” Then 6 multi colored ponies some with wings some with horns and some without either walked through the portal.
“This is unfair they don’t have either wings or horns how could this be fair?” said the purple one.
“I can fix that OOOO CHEF HATCHET!!!!” Chris said through his megaphone. Chef Hatchet flew up in a helicopter and dropped one of his mystery sauces on the six creatures. There wings and horns the disappeared much to the surprize of the six creatures that the campers recognized as ponies.
“MY WINGS!!!” I NEED THOSE” Said a rainbow colored pony
“settle down. What took your wings was a little thing I like to call real life photoshop.” “Why don’t you introduce yourselves to the rest of the campers.”
“HiimpikipieandIwasnttobeyourfrinddoyouhavelitsoffrindsIbetyoudoyoual seamlikenicepeople!!!”
“Thank you pinkie pie moving on this is Twilight Sparkle.”
“I’m Twilight Sparkle and I’m so happy to be here I know we're going to be such great friends.” “i'm fluttershy” said a very shy pony.
“I'm rainbow dash and I'm 20% cooler than the rest of you. “Humph we’ll see who's talking when you get voted off.” Duncan said with a froun.
“voted off?” A very orange pony said.
“Yes voted off looks like we’re going to have to cut the introducing short.” Chris pointed to two ponies. “The orange one is AppleJack and the white one is Rarity. Now sit down and let me explain the rules.” Each of you are going to spend your summer here at camp Wawanakwa. You’ll have to go through grueling challenges. The team that wins the challenge will get a reward the losers will have to come here and vote of one camper to go to the Dock of Shame ride the Boat of Losers and never ever come back. Last camper left will win one million dollars! Or bits if you're one of the ponies. Where picking teams tomorrow until then boys on the right cabin and girls on the left.”
“This concludes the first day of TOTAL DRAMA EQUESTRA ISLAND!”
Mclean out.
