Poetic Injustice: Ponies Among Us.

by Shakespearicles

Rating: mature
Tags: Big Macintosh, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Main 6, Lyra, Comedy, Sex
Length: 938

Cloppy pony situations. In LIMERICK form!

Human in Equestria. They say all authors must write one at some point. Anon goes to Equestria and has sex with ponies. A self-insert concept that has been done to death so many times that there is no new creativity to be had with the genre.

Which is why I've challenged myself to do it: IN LIMERICK FORM!

Published 2014-07-06 01:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-06 01:10:02 UTC

Mi Armora Zecora

Zecora tried writing some poetry
To tell the tale of a robbery
A heist she's proposing
Of jewels or composing
A fic about theft of virginity.

So she pondered a fic of a caper
But kept going back to the raper
But what was to stop
Her from writing clop?
Her quill moved along on the paper

An Anon without personality
In a pony-filled altered reality
He could walk in the park
Without cutie mark
So long it's in this principality

He longed to go to Equestria
But then so have the rest of ya
In hopes without fail
Of getting some tail
From fillies who're impressed with ya

But things started out a bit rocky.
He tried too hard feeling cocky.
Ponies feared him on sight
And denied him outright
Ended up jerking off in a socky

But curiosity soon ran abound
Of the mystery ape wandering around
Lyra grinned ear to ear
Shaking her rear
Seducing the human she found.

Her own aroma a lingering
As they began their co-mingling
No one understands
Her obsession with hands
Until he gave her a fingering

Shake the walls of a house'll
Lyra's loud moans of arousal
Rarity screamed in her face
"Go find some other place
than inside of my Carousel!"

Quickly they fled the Boutique
But she needed to take a leak
He watched the young lass
Let loose on the grass
A fetish not meant for the meek.

Suddenly his will grew stronger
Hesitating then, no longer
Licking his lips
While grabbing her hips
Whispering he'd never wrong her

But she had not finished yet
Getting both of his feet wet
Her urination
Helped his penetration
"That as big as it'll get?"

Taken aback by the filly
Surely she's just being silly
She's a full grown mare
She wouldn't dare
To truly make fun of his willy

He was not hung like a giraffe or
Fulfilling the dream she was after
She got back on all fours
Changing her course
And giving him nothing but laughter

A blanket thrown over the human
Surely he must have been shroom'n
To have sex with a mare
Right out in town square
Leaving the town's folk all fumin'

First he was left unsatisfied
Now rendered quite terrified
His savior or captor
Whatever they're after
(Though they're completely justified)

The blanket pulled up in a sack
open with him on his back
The last thing he needed
The pony he greeted
Was poised ready to attack

The hair on his arms stood up
The pony drank his fear like a cup
"Where did you take me?
Are you gonna rape me?"
The red stallion replying, "Eeyup."

Anon recoiled in fear
The pony still drawing near
He kept on a struggling
From the sudden colt cuddling
While Big Mac inspected his rear

Mac was anxious to start on this gig
His stallionhood growing quite big
But to his disappointment
Without lubing ointment
He'd snap him in half like a twig

Anon managed to escape from the rut-hug
While mac was distracted by a bug.
He ran away from the farm
Before getting harm
(That is, except for the butt plug)

The sight made Applejack's mane fall
Watching him run in the rainfall
Even with the grass slick
She caught up to him quick
'cause the plug made running quite painful

The mare promised that she'd protect him
Getting the toy that affect'd 'em
This was more like it
Not having to hike it
With a plastic thing stuck in his rectum

It felt good laying under the mare
Getting tickled by her long hair
She turned 'round in place
And sat on his face
She began sucking 'down there'

A cowgirl human-face rider
Him lapping his tongue deep inside her
He screamed out her name
As they both came
His mouth filling with apple cider

"This isn't too forward now is it
For us to this your first visit?"
She left but a glisten
Not staying to listen
To the answer if even he gives it.

The earth pony was gone in a flash
When suddenly he heard a smash
He looked up in the tree
And squinted to see
A blue pony, "Oh hey, Rainbow Dash!"

She was on him before he could stand
Not even stopping to land
Her fur muffled his cry
They flew off in the sky
Her mane taught in the grip of his hand

Without any time to ask why
They could lay on a cloud in the sky
Her hoof on his dick
Threw out his logic
As his hands moved along her thigh

They arrived unto there with great speed
The Pegasus expressing her need
"I need a good rut,
Only in the butt,
A foal is the last thing I need!"

The statement defied explanation
Of a pony-human relation
Did she think indeed
She'd successfully breed
From cross-species insemination?

He decided against to explain, thus
He'd a chance with a pony who's famous
Who was he to say no
When she wanted a go?
Grabbed her hips, plunging deep in her anus

He nibbled on his pony plaything
Teasing the feathers on her wing
She cried out and moaned
As he bucked and boned
His cock in and out of her O-ring

Though his penis was lack of a mottle
She demanded that he go full throttle
Slamming into her bum
And bursting his cum
Deep in the confines of her plot hole.

Satisfied from a good ream'n
Her colon still flooded with semen
Her exit was sudden
He stumbled backward then
He plummeted downward a scream'n