The Fabulous Adventures of Apple Bloom and Diamond Tiara

Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Epilogue
Chapter 5

Chapter 1

We’re in a cave. We’re cold, wet, and hungry. Apple Bloom has yet to start a fire, and I’m way to tired to yell at her. Why couldn’t I have gotten stuck with Sweetie Belle? At least she has magic, maybe she even knows a fire spell or something. But no, I get stuck with somepony whose siblings are probably her parents.

“Diamond Tiara,” Apple Bloom muttered as she turned towards me with a glare. “Ya do know yer speaking out loud, right?”

Am I? We’ve been here so long I never noticed. Apple Bloom turns away from me, no doubt fighting her attraction for my wet mane. The look of desire in her eyes...it scares me. This cave could very well be the place in which my virginity is forcefully taken away from me.

“Ah’m not gonna rape ya!” Apple Bloom quickly turned towards me with a snarl. Those hideous teeth of hers, most likely filled with cavity’s due to an unhealthy lifestyle- “Ah eat healthier than anypony in our class!” No doubt the desire to nibble at my neck has entered her mind.

Finally she turns away from me. Good, her desire for my pure virgin body has yet to overcome her sanity. But for how long? It could be days before she snaps, but it could be hours as well. Hopefully we’ll be saved soon. If worse comes to worse, I shall simply allow Apple Bloom to do as she pleases.

“Wait, what?”

It will allow me to conserve energy, and considering the fact we’re trapped in this damned cave, we’re going to need a lot of energy to stay alive.

“Diamond Tiara, will ya stop babbling and help me with this fire already?!” Apple Bloom asked. I can’t help but admire her indomitable will. Hopefully it’ll be enough to get us out of this mess if help doesn’t arrive. Now if only she would forget about her ideas of forcing herself on me, then everything would be perfect.

“Ah already told ya, ah’m not gonna rape ya!”

...She’s a terrible liar.

It has been three days since we were trapped in this cave. We have been surviving on what little supplies we came in with, along with mushrooms and moss we’ve found inside the cave itself. The other night I caught Apple Bloom trying to cuddle with me, no doubt attempting to seduce me.

“Ah was cold!” Apple Bloom argued. “Ah figured if we huddled for warmth, we’d be more comfortable!”

Though her argument held validity, what made me doubt her words was the look in her eyes. The hunger for my succulent body was quite evident, the way she drooled as she came closer to me, and how she would often fondle my belly as she laid next to me.

“Ah...ah...have no idea what yer talkin’ about,” Apple Bloom muttered as she turned away. “And will ya quit narrating everything?! It’s getting annoying!” I have no idea what you’re talking about.

I fear Apple Bloom’s desire will get the best of her today. She has been eyeing me for quite some time now, refusing to turn away. It was as if I was some toy to her, one she was unwilling to share with the world. It didn’t matter though, for we have finally found the exit to our cave. As it turns out this “cave” was nothing more than a simple tunnel, and by simply going straight we have found our way out. Sadly, this way out appears to go straight into a hydra’s nest.

“That is a problem,” Apple Bloom said as she ducked behind a rock. “Diamond, we’re gonna have to be extremely careful and silent, so ah need ya ta stop narrating everything.”

I still have no idea what Apple Bloom is talking about. Growling in annoyance, Apple Bloom got up and began trotting out of the cave. I quickly followed, making plans for escape if we were to encounter the hydra.

Hydra’s, as we all know, are incredibly stupid creatures. They will attack anything that moves. This is where my plan comes into play. I shall stand completely still.

“Seriously?” Apple Bloom asks as she turns to me. “That’s a stupid idea, don’t ya think?”

It’s infinitely more smarter than your plan, no doubt. I can tell simply by looking in her eyes.

“Oh? And what is mah idea?” I’m glad you asked.

You believe the best course would be to seduce the hydra with our young, succulent bodies. You will lick my neck, giving me a hickey in order to show the world I belong to you alone. While you are doing this I shall nibble upon your ear, whistling as I do this. The hydra will be entranced by us, and as he comes to join in, we will quickly get up and throw a rock in it’s eye.

“...Yer weird.”

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS WEIRD!

“GRRAAAAAAAAAAH!”

...It appears Apple Bloom has awakened the hydra.

“How is this mah fault?!” Apple Bloom yelled. I was about to reply, but seeing this gigantic monster in front of us...I believe our best course of action would be run as fast as possible. And so we did. I did not use my brilliant plan of standing still, and Apple Bloom forgot her stupid plan of seducing the beast.

“That wasn’t mah idea!”

You’re a terrible liar.

The two of us continued to run as fast as we could. For some strange reason I was feeling incredibly winded. Contrary to popular I am quite healthy, and in fact one of the fastest runners in my class. And yet here I was, barely able to keep up with Apple Bloom.

“Well maybe... ya should... shut up... then!” Apple Bloom gasped in between words. She really should run more. With the lifestyle she lives you would think she would be a bit more healthy. Thankfully the hydra was beginning to tire from this chase, most likely it doesn’t find two small ponies worth the effort it’s taking to eat us.

Finally we get away from the hydra, and begin the slow to a trot. We have escaped the hydra nest and have reached a nearby road.

“Hmm, ah wonder if this leads to Ponyville?”

Sadly I have no answer for you, Apple Bloom. What I do know the road goes from east to north. We will need to pick which direction we take.

“But which way should we take, Diamond?”

Don’t you see, Apple Bloom? That is not for us to decide.

“...Huh?” Apple Bloom tilted her head in confusion.

Apple Bloom may not realize it, but there is a greater force at hoof. One whose decisions will either save or kill us. We are now in it’s hooves.

“...Ah swear, Diamond Tiara, if ya don’t stop talking out loud like that ah’m gonna-”

Follow the road north

Follow the road east

Reminisce on how this came to be, hoping somepony will find us as we wait.

Author's Note

EDIT: Voting is over. The winner is choice 3!!!

Chapter 2

I was taking a stroll in the park a few days ago. Silver Spoon was sick that day, so I decided to pay Apple Bloom a visit. I wasn’t planning on hanging out with her, I just wanted to mess with her and her friends as they crusaded for their cutie marks. After all, they’re always doing something dangerous and stupid, it’s great to watch if you’re looking for a quick laugh.

Eventually I spotted Apple Bloom, sitting on the park bench all by herself. Huh, I guess her friends finally dumped her, I thought with a smile. I wondered when they would finally abandon that third wheel. Tricycles after all are for babies, everypony knows real mares ride bicycles! That’s why I only hang out with one friend at a time! Granted, I only have one friend, but you get the point. Anyways, I was about to call out to her, when-

“Diamond Tiara?” Apple Bloom called out before I could. She quickly got up from the bench and trotted towards me as fast as she could. “Thank goodness, Diamond Tiara! Ah thought I would be so lonely today,” Apple Bloom cried as she nuzzled into my shoulder, like the little pervert she was.

“Uh...say what?”

Shut up you! I’m trying to tell a story here! Now, where was I? Oh yes. Feeling pity for the sobbing Apple Bloom, I massaged her shoulder, and like any good samaritan would do, asked her what’s wrong.

“Mah friends finally realized how much of a loser ah am! And they abandoned me to hang out with Twist!”

“Yeah no. Sweetie was busy ‘helping’ out her sister, and Scootaloo decided to go camping with Rainbow Dash. And ah did not call out for ya! Ya called out ta me-”

One more word out of you and I’ll hit you.

“...”

Now, after comforting Apple Bloom to the best of my abilities, I decided to hang out with her for the rest of the day. This would prove to be my undoing. Do you remember what you wanted to do, Apple Bloom?

“Uh...explore the Everfree Forest?”

Yes, you heard right, my friends! Apple Bloom, in all of her infinite wisdom, thought the funnest thing to do was explore the Everfree Forest!

“It wasn’t that bad of an idea, was it?”

Look at our situation. Now answer your own question.

“...”

Now, being the brilliant mare that I was, I suggested that we would at least prepare for our adventure together. What if we were attacked by wild animals? Or if we got lost? We needed to make sure we were properly prepared. So we went and bought our supplies at the local market and made our way to the Everfree Forest.

“Golly gee, Diamond Tiara! This place sure is scary!” Apple Bloom said as she cuddled against my body. I could have sworn she was smelling my mane. It was both creepy and exciting at the same time-

“Why was it exciting?”

YOU HEARD NOTHING! A-anyways, as I was saying, after calming Apple Bloom down we entered the forest. It was dark, dank, and scary. Everything Miss Cheerilee said it would be. Apple Bloom shivered beside me, but for some odd reason I felt no fear. I was ready for whatever came at me!

“Didn’t ya run into a dung beetle and skedaddled?”

...No. No I did not.

“Yeah, ya did! That’s how we got lost in the first place!” Apple Bloom said, not realizing she was five seconds away from getting a pimp slap across the face! “...Ah’ll shut up now.”

I thought so. As I was saying, all of a sudden we were attacked by a manticore! Apple Bloom ran off like a coward and left me to die. Thankfully, I had a whip in my saddlebag and was able to use it to fight off the vicious beast. After the beast fell, I quickly ran after Apple Bloom, worried that klutz might get herself killed. Eventually I found her by a cave, crying her eyes out, begging for her dead parents to save her-

“Alright, now yer just trying ta make me mad!”

I have no idea what you are talking about. Now, will you let me tell the story or wh-

“Uh..excuse me?” somepony called out to us. We both turned and found two ponies, a mare and a stallion, staring at us strangely.

“I-is that filly narrating to herself?” the mare asked her friend. She had a wonderful set of blue eyes, with a mane that obviously took hours to stylize. I must admit, I am quite bedazzled by her looks.

“Yes...yes she is,” her friend replied with a nod. He turned to look at Apple Bloom with a questioning glance. “Excuse me, little filly, but are you and your… ‘special’ friend lost?”

“Yes! Yes we are!” Apple Bloom replied giddily. “Ah don’t suppose ya’ll could give us a lift ta Ponyville?”

“Why, of course we can! Hop on in!” the stallion said with a smile.

I have a bad feeling about this, I thought to myself.

“Uh… what did you think to yourself, little filly?”

Nothing.

“Aw, come on, Diamond! Ah’m tired, let’s just go with ‘em already!”

Hmm… I don’t know. We have no idea who they are. Is it really safe for us to go with two complete strangers?

Chance it, go with the strangers

Take Apple Bloom’s hoof and make a run for it, they could be cannibals!

Author's Note

EDIT: Voting is now closed.

Chapter 3

Despite my better judgement I decided to humor Apple Bloom. We were now boarded onto the couple’s wagon, heading down the road that hopefully lead to Ponyville, and our salvation.

“So did she, like, lose a bet or something?” the mare asked Apple Bloom.

“Ah’m startin’ ta wonder that mahself,” Apple Bloom muttered as she looked at me, no doubt plotting ways to have her way with me. “Fer the last time, ah’m not-”

“It’s getting pretty dark,” the stallion muttered as he looked in the sky. “Looks like we’re going to delay our trip to Ponyville.”

I narrowed my eyes as a chill ran up my spine. It wasn’t that dark, and I could have sworn I saw Ponyville just up ahead. Just what is he plotting?

“I’m not plotting anything!” the stallion said, a bit too hastilly for my liking. “It’s dangerous at night. We have a cottage nearby. We’ll go there to spend the night and in the morning we’ll leave.”

“Ah’m fine with it,” Apple Bloom said foolishly. She turned to me with a glare. “And ah’m sure that we’ll all have a great time and be on our best behavior. Right, Diamond Tiara?”

I’ll behave as long as they don’t try to eat me. Apple Bloom finally turned away from me with a sigh. Most likely she was upset at how easily I defeated her in our battle of wits just now. We travelled in silence for the rest of the trip to the couple’s cottage. Thankfully it didn’t take long to get their, and in no time we were all sitting down to a nice, hot meal.

The female was currently speakng with Apple Bloom, asking her about her farm life, what her diet was, and how often she exercised. Foolishly Apple Bloom answered all questions honestly. I, however, kept my wits about me. I didn’t tell them about my home life, my diet, or anything else along those lines. I haven’t even told them about how I come from an incredibly rich family.

“Oh, you’re from a rich family? That explains the tiara.”

...Good job, Apple Bloom.

“...” Apple Bloom said nothing as she glared at me. She then turned away from me and returned to her earlier conversation with the mare.

“So, Diamond Tiara,” the stallion said as he poked my shoulder. “Just how rich is your family?”

Well, I don’t like to brag-

“Tch, yeah right,” Apple Bloom giggled annoyingly. I quickly reprimanded her with a kick to the shin.

Now, where was I? Oh yeah, I remember. My father is Filthy Rich, the second richest pony in Equestria. He owns a chain of stores known as Barnyard Bargains. It’s basically the Equestrian version of Walmart, with my grandfather being Sam Walton. I quickly regretted stating this, as now everypony at the table was giving me confused stares.

“Uh, what’s a Walmart?”

You don’t need to know that.

“Who the heck is Sam Walton?”

You’ll speak when spoken to, Apple Bloom!

“Yeah, yeah,” Apple Bloom huffed as she turned away with an adorable pout. “Adorable what?”

Anways, all you need to know, Mr. Stallion, is that I’m extremely rich and the last pony you want to eat.

“I’ll keep that in mind,” he said with a small grin.

Though that sounded kinda ominous, I didn’t really care. If these two really are cannibals then their interest lie in Apple Bloom. After all, they would want to keep me alive as I can serve as a good bargaining chip. Apple Bloom, as one would expect, was useless to them alive. If either of us were to die and get eaten it would undoubtedly be her.

“Ya know ah can here ya, right?”

As expected of an idiot. She thinks I actually care.

“Alright, you two. Settle down,” the mare stopped our impending argument. “Nopony is getting eaten or taken hostage. Now, it’s getting pretty late and I do believe now’s a good time for the two of you to go to bed.”

The mare then began to usher us into a nearby bedroom. They, for some reason, had a guest room with two beds on opposite sides of the room. After a nice bedtime story and a kiss goodnight the mare left us for dreamland.

I awoken from my slumber by the sound of a creaking door. I opened one eye carefully, but alas, the room was far too dark to see anything. However, judging from the creaking floor boards and the hoof that was suspiciously rubby my belly, I was quite certain somepony was in the room with me.

“Hello, Diamond Tiara,” I heard the voice of the mare that took us into her home call out to me. “I must say, I find your narrating...fascinating.”

Though I could still see nothing, I felt the bed shift around as she climbed on top of me. I could feel her breathing above me, her breath smelling nice despite living in the wilderness. Breath such as hers couldn’t possibly belong to a cannibal.

“Oh, you’re are half right, Diamond Tiara,” she whispered against my ear. “I am indeed not a cannibal.”

Half right? What could she mean by-

It was then I heard the floor creaking, though it was from across the room. I quickly turned towards Apple Bloom’s bed, my eyes just now adjusting to the dark. There, I saw the stallion, hanging above Apple Bloom, a knife in his mouth, seconds away from ending the farmers life.

“Oh, don’t worry about that, Diamond Tiara,” the mare said as she gently turned my head, forcing me to look her in the eyes. “Just ignore them and allow me to give you a very special treat.”

She wasn’t pushing her weight against me. I could easily slip away and save Apple Bloom. However, doing so would mean I don’t receive this treat of hers...what is a mare to do?

Give up the treat, save Apple Bloom

Apple Bloom got herself into this mess, take the treat.

Author's Note

Voting is over.

Chapter 4

“Apple Bloom!” I shouted as loud as I could as I slipped away from the mare. I quickly grabbed the small lamp by my bed and threw it as hard as I could at the stallion.

“Gah!” he screamed, waking up Apple Bloom.

“What in tarnation?!” Apple Bloom shouted as she saw him drop the knife. Realization dawned upon her as she quickly got out of the bed before he could recover and ran towards me.

“Wait! Come back!” the mare shouted as I took Apple Bloom’s hoof and ran out of the bedroom, closing the door behind us.

“Quick, block it off!” I shouted, earning a nod from Apple Bloom. The both of us pushed a cabinet that was conveniently next to the door and blocked it off. Though it was small, it should do the tri-

“How dare you attack me!” the stallion said as he opened the door towards himself. It appears I made a slight miscalculation…

“Diamond Tiara! Stop talking and run!” Apple Bloom shouted as she grabbed my hoof and led me away.

“Get back here!” I heard the stallion shout from behind. We made our way to the front door, hoping we could get out of this insane house.

“Ah’ll git the door!” Apple Bloom said as she went to unlock it, but the stallion was already upon us.

“Oh no you don’t!” he shouted as he kicked me away and went to grab Apple Bloom by the neck. He began choking the life out of her, a sadistic smile as he leaned into her ear, whispering about how he’ll bake her into a pie and-

“Diamond Tiara you stupid- stop talkin’ and HELP ME!”

Oh, right. Thankfully I found another lamp and-

“Oh no you don’t!” the stallion yelled and-GAH!

“You think I’m just gonna sit here and listen to how you’re going to stop me?!”

Can’t...breathe….

“No, I won’t! I don’t care what Foal Eater wants! I’m going to kill you…”

Apple Bloom…

“Chop you up…”

picked up a hammer…

“And cook you in a delicious soup!”

Raised it above her head and-

“Gaaagh!” the stallion screamed as he fell to the floor in pain.

“Diamond Tiara! Are ya alright?!”

“Barely,” I managed to squeak out. I think he crushed my traech-whatever.

“Good,” Apple Bloom said with a smile that never looked so beautiful. “Come on, let’s get out of-”

“Watch out!” I quickly pushed Apple Bloom away before being tack- “AAARGH MY RIBS!”

“I’m going to kill you both!”

YOU CRUSHED MY RIBS YOU ASSHOLE!

“Git away from her you-” Apple Bloom was cut off as the stallion grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and threw her into mY RIIIIIIIIBS! Why do you keep hitting me in the ribs!

“I’m going to enjoy this…” Asshole said as he trotted over to the dinner table, grabbing another knife.

“No...don’t…” Apple Bloom pleaded. She’s probably too weak to get up, being thrown like that, and I’m in no shape to fight back...looks like we’re dead. She slowly turned to me with a glare. “Ya know, yer not making me feel any better about this…”

…You’re right. I slowly pull her towards me, hugging her as tight as I could. The very least I could do is comfort her right now. “Does this make you feel better?”

“...A little, ah guess.”

Asshole slowly trotted up to us, a sadistic smile upon his face. I just hope he makes it quick and painless.

“I won’t.”

...Asshole.

“I’m going to make this as painful as equinely possi-” he paused, a trickle of blood running down his lips. He turned around, a look of shock upon his face as his partner, now known as Foal Eater, glared at the knife that was now sticking out of his spine.

“Sorry, Old Friend,” Foal Eater said as she pushed his now dead body to the floor. “But nopony takes away my fun.” Smiling as she walked past Asshole’s body, she made her way towards me and a shivering Apple Bloom.

“W-what are ya’ll gonna do to us?” Apple Bloom asked, clearly frightened from what just happened. I’m personally just glad we’re still alive.

“And it’s going to stay that way,” Foal Eater said as she reached out with a hoof and began rubbing Apple Bloom’s tummy. “You two have nothing to worry about. All I’m going to do is give the two of you a very special treat, and afterwards, I’m going to take you home. We’re going to tell everypony how I saved you from this big, mean monster. You two will be safe at home and I’ll be a hero, free to give my special treats to all the foals in Ponyville.”

“And if we refuse?!”

...I don’t think that’s a good idea.

“Your friends right, it really isn’t,” Foal Eater said with an almost sadistic smile. I highly doubt we can get away, not in our condition.

“We should try anyway,” Apple Bloom said foolishly. “We can do anything if we work together!”

Except for getting away from a cannibal, of course.

“So, have you two decided yet?” Foal Eater asked, eager to hear our response.

Give up, take the treat and live to fight another day.

Fight till the end no matter the cost!

Author's Note

Make your choices, I just hope you don't regret it...

Epilogue

Foal Eater nearly cried out in fear as she was thrown into the royal dungeons. She thought she had gotten away with it. She spent hours planning with the two foals to make her cover picture perfect. But somehow, someway, somepony found out her dastardly secret. But she was wrong. Now she would forever be trapped in this cursed cell, forever locked away from her precious little foals.

Tears fell from her eyes as she imagined little Sweetie Belle, all tied up in a violet bow. Her tiny legs spread wide with tears brimming from her eyes. She would cower at first, they all do, but she would learn to love the feeling of Foal Eaters tongue running across her young, succulent-

“So you are the one known as Foal Eater?” a dark, foreboding voice rang throughout the dungeon. Foal Eater turned to the voice in fear. She gasped as she recognized the figure, after all, everypony knew the Sun Goddess herself.

“P-Princess Celestia,” Foal Eater muttered. She had never imagined the Princess herself would carry out her punishment.

“Yes, it is I,” Celestia said as she entered the cell.

Foal Eater quickly darted into the corner of the cell, trying to create as much distance as she could from Celestia.

“Oh, there’s no need for that, my dear,” Celestia said as she licked her lips. “After all, you and I are going to have a lot of fun,” Celestia said, a bit of drool dripping from her lips.

“...I see,” Foal Eater mumbled, resigned to her fate. How ironic it was. She enjoyed toying with little fillies. She used them as her personal toys, domineighting over them. Making them squeal in ecstasy with her nimble tongue and hooves. And now, Celestia would do the same to her. She took a deep breath to steady herself. She would take the abuse, but she would not be corrupted...even more.

Or so she thought.

Celestia smiled as her horn glowed, enveloping her in a beautiful golden light, forcing Foal Eater to cover her blinded eyes. Soon the light faded, and Foal Eater blinked a few times. Confusion overcame. Celestia was nowhere to be found! Just then she heard a meek cry. She slowly looked down and saw a small, white unicorn filly with a pink mane and tail, cowering before her.

“W-where am I?” the small filly asked, looking around fearfully. Her eyes came to a stop as she spotted a confused Foal Eater. “W-who are you?” she asked fearfully.

Foal Eater looked carefully at the young filly. Was this...Celestia? What happened? Did her spell go wrong? It was then Foal Eater noticed a twinkle in Celestia’s eyes. The eyes looked...pleading. And there was a hint of...lust.

I see how it is, Foal Eater thought as a smile crept upon her face. “Oh, you poor, little filly,” Foal Eater muttered, a fake tear running down her face. “Lost and all alone. Come here to Auntie Foal Eater! I’ll keep you…company.”

Though Foal Eater had been with many foals in the past, she never thought in a million years that she would acquire an alicorn filly.

Author's Note

The End

Chapter 5

“That… Was… Amazing,” Apple Bloom gasped as she snuggled into my chest.

“I knew you two would enjoy it!” Foal Eater said, licking her ‘juice’ covered hoof. “Now, let’s get you two home, as promised.”

Apple Bloom groaned in protest, snuggling into the crook of my neck. Poor girl must be exhausted from our ‘treat’.

“Though I do feel for the poor thing, I don’t think sleeping with a corpse in the room is a wise idea,” Foal Eater said as she glared at the dead body of Asshole. She then turned to us with a smile. “I suppose I’ll just have to carry the two of you home.”

Finally, our long journey is at an end. After we got back to Ponyville, Apple Bloom and I entered into a sexual relationship, that eventually blossomed into love.

A week after the incident, Foal Eater disappeared. I never did find out what happened to her...

Author's Note

What? Never said it would be graphic foalcon :/