Sunny Side Up

by Fiddlesticks

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 11487

Discord has been really well behaved lately... What could he be up too?

Something has been bothering Celestia recently.
She should be happy that Discord is behaving himself…
I mean really! Its not like its been 3 full months since his last prank right?
Its getting really close to her birthday too…

HUGE THANK YOU to Biker_Dash!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-26 21:10:23 UTC

Chapter 1

       Chapter Edited by Biker_Dash

A tall, slender mismatched figure slowly perused one of the halls in the royal castle. A small smirk was barely visible upon his goatlike face. Gazing off at nothing in particular, he stroked his beard with a talon. Today was just another boring day, as usual. It also didn't help that Celestia was starting to get overly suspicious of his good behavior. So what if he wanted to behave himself. Its not like he had been doing anything for the past three months. Redesigning the molecular structures of plantlife hardly counted as doing anything really. At least to an immortal God of Chaos. Besides, what he did in his spare time was none of her business anyways! In fact, she should be kneeling before him begging forgiveness for treating him like this.

"Ahem..."

A firm angelic voice stopped him in his tracks as his mind came back to the realm of Equestria. Speak of the devil and she will appear, he mused. Turning around to face his tormentor, he gave an over exaggerated flourish with his right paw and bowed. "Hello Celestia," he said with as much fake cheer as possible.

"Good evening, Discord," she replied.

"To what do I owe the pleasure of your company on this fine day?" he asked as he returned to his normal standing position. It was not often that Celestia spoke with him and even more rare for her to seek him out directly. The only time she had ever done that is when Equestria was in danger. A slightly sadistic smile spread across his muzzle. It seemed his help was needed to save Equestria again, he thought. Before he could ask though, Celestia had already started talking.

"I’ve heard of nothing but good news about your behavior lately. It would seem your reformation is going along quite well as you have gone three entire months without one slip up. It is very impressive especially since you prefer chaos over order. In fact, it would almost seem that you are finally seeing things my way for a change," Celestia said with a smug grin.

Shes actually trying to get a ruse out of me?  Ohhh hoo ho Princess... two can play that game, he thought smugly. Leaning down, Discord looked into those big, disgustingly adorable purple pony eyes and said in a lecturing tone, "Without chaos, there can be no order. Because truly, how can one see order if there is no chaos." This, of course, caught Celestia completely off-guard, confusion clearly written all over her face as she pondered his words.

Suck on those horse apples you prissy little pony, Discord thought as he leaned back from her face.

Quickly regaining her sense of composure, she replied with a retort of her own. "Ah, but you forget. The reason I keep you around is to remind my little ponies about the consequences of chaos. Im always looking for more stone statues to add to my collection in the garden."

"Touche," Discord mumbled. Ok...so shes not 'all bark no bite' then. He would never admit it, but he actually liked it when she showed the darker side of her personality.

"Now that those pleasantries are aside, I actually do have a question for you," she stated in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Of course, Princess! I’m all ears," he said as ten or so ears magically grew from his head, all of which pointed towards the white Alicorn in front of him.

Quite used to his little antics, Celestia gave no pause as she started talking. "Its more of an observation than a question really, but I would like an answer, nonetheless." The princess paused, letting out a small sigh, then spoke in a tone not unlike a parent scolding a foal. "I know you’re up to something Discord. And don't bother denying it either."

Discord tried to clear his perfectly good name by voicing his objection, but was rudely interrupted as she continued talking over him. "There is no possible way on Equis that the Lord Of Chaos decides to stop doing what he is best known for. No… you’re up to something. And once I find out, it will not be pleasant for you around here." She was now glaring at the draconicus, searching his face for any signs of deceit.

Discord, however, had decided to file his talons while the white Alicorn went through her little 'episode'. Once he noticed that the yapping had stopped, he looked up from what he was doing, giving her a bored look. "Celestia, Celestia," he tsked, "Have you no shame? I go out of my way to behave myself and this is how you reward me? Why, its almost like you’re just waiting around for me to slip up, so then when I do, you can point your pretty little hoof and say 'I told you so'. Right. In. My. Face." He punctuated the last part of his statement by poking her in the nose with his paw.

It seemed his knack for getting under her skin paid off as her mane started crackling and waving around. The heat could be seen visibly rolling off of her in waves in her anger. "You and I BOTH know that is not true," she said in a dangerous tone.

"Yet here we are. You’re accusing me of such things when I have been nothing but a gentlepony the entire time. You, Celestia, are such a hypocrite sometimes, preaching to your little ponies about being kind and accepting of others around you when you don't even give me a chance. I have feelings too, you know!" He finished his statement with a pout, folding his mismatched arms in the process.

Celestia just stood there with a mixture of anger and guilt on her face. She wasn't entirely convinced that he was being truthful, but he had a good point.

"If you must know, I have been up to something," he said, still pouting.

"Oh?" She tilted her head in curiosity. She could barely hear him as he mumbled something under his breath. "Im sorry. What was that again?" she asked.

"I said I made you something..." An audible flushing sound could be heard as Discord’s face contorted and seemed to suck inward as he tried to finish the sentence.

"Okay, and that something is?" All the emotions she had been feeling before were replaced with curiosity.

"Oh Fine! If you really must know, I was making your birthday present. But now I'm having second thoughts about giving it to you," Discord snorted and pointed his nose in the air.

Celestia bit back her comment about the so called gift being a trick and instead opted to give him the benefit of the doubt. He looked like he was being sincere, and even acted like it too. Maybe she had it wrong this whole time. Of course, she would still take precautions as needed. Oh well. Lets see where this goes, I guess, she thought.

Before she could voice her thought however, Discord continued, "Bah! Who am I kidding. You wouldn't like it anyways. All that work for noth—"

"Show me," Celestia interrupted.

"You know your birthday is not until next week, right?"

"So?"

"Don’t you want to wait until your birthday? I thought thats what all the ponies do nowadays."

"Just show me, please?" The puppy dog look Celestia gave him was absolutely priceless.

"Very well then," he sighed. Celestia could be really cute when she wanted to. Heh! If only she knew what she was getting herself into.  Well, here goes nothing. A small black crystal vase popped into existence. However, It wasn't the vase that held Celestia's attention. No, it was the creation that the vase held.

In her entire life, she had not seen anything like the flower that was being held in that vase. It appeared almost translucent and so fragile as its pedals waved in some nonexistent breeze. It was also glowing a soft orange color and seemed to radiate... heat? All thoughts froze as she finally realized what she was looking at. She had only heard old mythical legends that described this flower, as it was said to have disappeared long ago. Celestia loved flowers. They were what brought beauty and color to her day, which is why she had a whole palace garden dedicated to all the exotic floral wonders from all over Equis. This, however... "I-Is that a D-Dragon Fire Lily?"  she stuttered, not believing what she was seeing.

"More of a hybrid, I'm afraid," Discord said as he scratched behind his head.

"H-How?" she asked, not blinking once.

"An old Dragon coven I raided back when I was... you know..." He waved his arms around, "not reformed. They had a petal of this flower sitting in a preservation vault. I had kept it because it was possibly the last remnant of its kind. Kinda like me, I guess. Anyways I discovered a certain type of blue flower (which is absolutely brilliant for pranks) in the Everfree Forest that has a similar magical resonance to the original petal of the Fire Lily. After some experimenting, I found that I could rewrite the magical essence of the Poison Joke to make it nearly identical to that of the other plant since both possess natural chaos magic." The chalkboard that he had summoned for his short presentation disappeared with an audible pop.

Celestia was speechless. Discord had done what seemed impossible.

"Well, are you going to gawk at it all day or am I going to get a proper tha— Oommf!" Discord wheezed as his life was slowly squeezed out of him in a bone crushing hug. One minute shes about to incinerate me and then next thing I know, shes hugging me. Oh wow... Shes so soft and warm. Kinda like a giant heated blanket, he mused to himself, happily returning the hug.

"Please forgive my ignorance, Discord. It was wrong of me to assume the worst from you," she said in a sincere apology as she let him go. She floated the vase over to get a closer look at the flower.

"Also, one more thing Celestia," Discord said, putting on a very serious face. "Do NOT under any circumstances touch this flower bare—" For the first time in 1000 years Discord actually double facepalmed. By the time he had warned her, it was too late. She had been so entranced by the flowers beauty that she had not heard his warning.

She had already started playing with some of its petals. "Huh? What was that? Im sorry, Discord. I was a bit distracted."

"Oh nothing at all, Tia." Discord smiled. This was probably the only time he could call her that and get away with it. "Glad you love your gift." This should be very interesting. Very interesting indeed, he thought.

"Thank you, Discord". I better hurry and get this to my chambers for safe keeping, she thought to herself. "See you tomorrow at breakfast, if you want to drop in." With that, Celestia trotted off, practically skipping.

Discord chuckled to himself as he watched her go. Mares... As he teleported to his chambers, he failed to see Celestia's mane start to turn a faint orange color.

Chapter 2

A dark blue figure trotted down the halls. Staggering here and there from exhaustion, she had overseen the grand opening of a new club tonight and might have partaken in a few more drinks than she should have. The dark Alicorn did not mind though. She was actually thrilled to have been invited to such an event. To actually be needed felt good. Luna just wished that the bartender had not been so pushy with the drinks. The princess could have said no, but, she didn't want to offend the owner since he was quite insistent that she have a drink or two...or five.. or was it ten. The princess couldn't really recall what happened after that. Did she dance? Did she have fun? And why did she smell like cherries of all things.

Finally reaching her destination, she went to open the door with her magic. Instead, a splitting pain shot through her skull as her blue magic fizzled out.  It was all she could do to stay standing from the sudden pain. "We must have partaken in more than we thought." She massaged her temple with her hoof.

Straightening her posture Luna preceded to open the door with her hoof. A small creaking sound could be heard as she walked in. The room was rather spacious with two long tables full of breakfast treats setup on each side. Luna pretty much ignored both tables as she all but scrambled for the dark elixir sitting in the corner of the room. She didn't even bother getting a cup as she grabbed the thermus and proceeded to guzzle down the heavenly brew. "Truly this drink is fit for the gods!" She mused as she continued chugging.

After finishing the entire thing, Luna let out a satisfied sigh. The dark roast blend already helping relieve last nights festivities. Something was off though. She couldn't quite put her hoof on it but it felt as if she had missed a very important detail. Looking around, she noticed that the room was empty. "Thats odd..." she said aloud to nopony in particular.

Her sister was always here in the morning, usually reading the newspaper while sipping on her tea. It was very unusual that she be absent. Come to think of it, wasn't the sun supposed to be out already? Setting down the thermus and closing her eyes, she extended her magic to reach for the moon, wincing slightly from the pain this caused due to her still throbbing head. As she connected with the celestial body, the princess of the night noticed that it had actually stopped moving. Before she could voice her alarm however, something decided that it was time he spoke up.

"Good morning Lulu," a cheerful voice greeted.

Luna let out a surprised gasp as she turned around to get a look at the intruder. "Discord?"

A loud ringing noise sounded as confetti exploded all over the room. "Congratulations, Princess, you are absolutely correct!" he said cheerfully. "And what a lovely start to this day, I might add. The chaos Tia's little sleep in has caused is absolutely wonderful!" Discord was literally dancing on the ceiling. Today was a good day; so much lovely chaos was going on that he felt tingly all over.

Luna could only stand there and gawk. Discord was such a revolting creature on so many levels. "Of course, YOU of all things would rejoice in this kind of situation," she spat as she pointed a hoof at him. "Did you even think to check up on her, or at least TRY to inform me of the situation?"

The draconicus in question only shrugged. "And miss out on all this lovely chaos?" Discord disappeared, then reappeared right beside Luna, hooking one arm around her. "Im not the one who directly caused this little incident today, so why should I take responsibility. Nope, I prefer to sit back and watch the fireworks."

Luna glared daggers at the mismatched figure. Why her sister ever let him out, she would never understand. As far as she was concerned, he should still be a lawn ornament for the birds to crap on.

"Such dark thoughts, Lulu. Celestia wouldn't approve," Discord said dipping a doughnut in hot sauce upside down on the ceiling.

What!? Wasn't he right beside me a second ago? Luna thought to herself as she shook her head. This was the god of chaos. Of course he would not make any sense.

It was at this moment that Discord chose to see how far he could push Luna. "What you should be more concerned with is the wellbeing of your dearest sister," Discord said with a devious grin.

This, of course, was the final straw that caused her to snap. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER YOU VILE CRETIN?" she yelled in the Royal Canterlot Voice. The only reason the Alicorn had not attempted to vaporize him was that she had made a Pinkie Promise. NOBODY breaks a Pinkie Promise. No matter how much you wanted to.

Still sitting upside down on the ceiling, the Draconicus proceeded to throw the half eaten donut down towards the princess, only for it to fall upwards and land in his mouth. Then after chewing on it for a couple of seconds he said, "Relax, Princess. Tia is in her bedchambers last I checked. And I didn't do anything directly to her. It’s her own fault for not listening to the warning I gave her anyways. Besides, it was quite rude for her to invite me to breakfast and not show up. One would think that the ruler of a country would have better manners." Discord snapped his fingers and was now swimming through the air with a few napkins that had folded themselves to look like fish. One of the fish napkins made its way to Luna and was about to touch her when it suddenly burst into bright blue flames and fell to the floor.

"Awww! You killed little Anon. He was such a lovely chap to talk to," the Draconicus said in a mock hurt fashion.

The room started to get extremely cold as the Alicorn gave Discord a death glare. "When I get back, I will PERSONALLY have you turned into stone. Mark my words, Discord! If so much as one hair is harmed on my sister I! WILL! END! YOU!" Luna slammed the door as she ran out into the hallway, passing several stunned servants who were tending to their duties. Scanning her surroundings, she made her way down the hallway to a spot that was not lit very well. Drawing in a breath, she yelled in the Royal Canterlot Voice, "GUARDS! THINE PRINCESS REQUESTS YOU IMMEDIATELY!"

Five of her Night Guard appeared instantly from the shadows. "Yes, Princess?" they all said in unison after giving a firm salute.

Clearing her throat, Luna continued, "We have a situation on our hooves. Find Sargent Blue Hoof and tell him to gather his squad. They are to remain outside my sisters door to make sure no one enters or leaves besides myself or my sister. I need you five to stay hidden in the shadows and report any suspicious activity, no matter how trivial you think it is. Dismissed!" she commanded them. All five guards gave another salute as they faded back into the shadows. She could still hear Discord laughing as she bolted for her sisters room. Luna stopped as a thought crossed her mind. After facehooving, she charged up her horn and vanished in a shower of sparks, completing her teleportation spell.

8:29 AM

Solar Princess' Bedchambers

A figure tossed and turned in there bed muttering something about cakes. More specifically, a certain Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. It was almost a sin for such a creation to exist. The sweet, thick, creamy goodness of the Marzipan, mixed with the tart tanginess of the Mascarpone, perfectly blended with the smooth, silky sweetness of the Meringue. It had been too long since such a divine treat had graced the solar diarch's mouth. Truly this cake was fit for the gods.

A bright flash followed by a popping sound filled the room, causing the sleeping being to stir. Luna instantly galloped to her sister’s bedside and sighed in relief when she saw the lump under the covers slowly rising and falling. “Ah good, It would seem that my sister has just slept in. I was getting quite worried that something bad had happened,” she said to herself. Moving closer to the bed, she proceeded to wake the sleeping Alicorn. “Tia, wake up, dearest sister,” she said as she nudged the lump under the covers. The only response she got was a few grumbles. Luna let out a frustrated sigh as she tried again with the same results. She was really too tired to be dealing with all this nonsense. Using a breathing technique Cadence had taught her, Luna calmed her frazzled nerves. Okay. Hoof forward. Breath in. Hoof backward. Breath out. She repeated this process several times until she had her emotions in check. After steeling her resolve she leaned over the bed and nudged her sister a lot harder. As soon as she did, a hoof reached out and pulled her into the bed. Luna made an audible squeak as the being pulled her into a hug snuggling up against her. Normally she would welcome this kind of playful affection. There was just one problem.

Her sister didn't have muscles like these, even though Luna would never say that Celestia was always a little pudgy from all those cakes she loved eating. All her thoughts came crashing down as a deep masculine voice spoke up. “Mmmmmmm…Cherries…” The pony in question stuck it’s muzzle in Luna’s mane and inhaled deeply, as if savoring the sweet smell of cherries. This caused a shiver to run down Luna’s spine. Only one word came to mind.

Eenope!

She tried to pry herself from the pony under the covers, only for it to squeeze her tighter. Try as she might, Luna was trapped. Running through her options, the Alicorn decided to do the only thing she could at the moment. “Tia, if that’s you, quit acting like a foal and get up already!” she yelled. This caused the pony to squeeze tighter and rub his face up and down her neck. Another shiver ran down her spine. Luna was way out of her comfort zone and she really needed her personal space. "Eww eww eww!!! Too much affection. What on earth are you dreaming about Tia?" she protested. The lunar alicorn tried to teleport herself out of the pony’s grasp but couldn't concentrate as its hoof started wandering into some very sensitive areas. “Tia! I swear to Tartarus, if you don’t let me go, I w--mmfff” Luna froze in shock as lips were firmly pressed into hers. Her mind went fuzzy and her eyes glazed over as her mind finally broke. Going rigid, she let out a small squeak as she felt the strange pony roll on top of her and pin her down. It then started licking her face muttering something about Marzipans with cherries on top. All of this stopped, however, when a pair of purple eyes fluttered open and looked at her.

“Oh? Good morning Lu— Wait. Why does my voice sound so deep?” Celestia looked down at Luna who was pinned at a very awkward position under her. “Lulu? Dearest sister are you ok? Please answer me!” All thoughts were derailed as Celestia looked at the clock on the wall. The time reading 9:18 AM.

“Oh no nonononononono… Damnit to Tartarus! I slept in! With a bright flash of magic, the sun started moving up over the horizon. With that taken care of, Celestia looked down at Luna and noticed that she still had that far off expression. A small trail of drool went down the side of her mouth. Careful as not to hurt her, Celestia got off the bed and sat beside her. After about five minutes, Luna’s brain rebooted and she let out a terrifying scream. A clattering of armor and hooves could be heard as multiple guards busted through the outside door.

“What is it Your Highne—!?” One of the higher ranked Guards froze in mid statement as he eyed the intruder. “SURROUND THE INTRUDER! HE MEANS HARM TO OUR BELOVED PRINCESS!” He yelled in a commanding voice. Instantly, Celestia was surrounded by Solar and Lunar Guards on all sides.

“What is the meaning of this, Sargeant Blue Hoof? “Celestia asked in an annoyed tone.

“Where is Princess Celestia, you fiend? And what have you done to Princess Luna?” He demanded.

“What do you mean, ‘where is Princess Celestia’? Im right here, you foal!” The Solar Alicorn was getting very angry with her guards.

The guard in question only snorted. "Now thats a load of horseapples if I’ve ever heard any." Before he could say anything else the intruder spoke up.

“Do you not see the sun that adorns my flank, Sargeant?”

The guard only gave her a confused look.

Celestia was about to chew him a new one when she caught sight of her reflection from the mirror across the room. Only one word came to mind. “DISCORD!”

Meanwhile in Ponyville.

"Achoo!!" a certain Draconicus sneezed.

"Oh my, I hope you’re not coming down with something," a buttery yellow pegasus said timidly as she brushed her pink mane out of her eyes.

Discord took another sip of his tea careful not to close his eyes as that little white demon was sure to try something again. Who knew that a cute little bunny could have such colorful language too.

Fluttershy took this silence to voice a question that had concerned her greatly since early this morning. "If you don’t mind my asking, if that’s ok with you, I was wondering if Celestia was feeling well since she was three hours late raising the sun this morning?" she asked in her soft voice.

Discord looked up from his tea cup with a far off smile. After taking another sip he replied, "Oh I’m pretty sure he is just absolutely peachy today."

Fluttershy tilted her head in confusion. "Did you say 'he'?"

Discord smirked. "Indeed, I did say that."

"Oh...okay." Fluttershy then took a sip from her tea as she sat inside her home enjoying the company of such a wonderful friend. Both the Draconicus and Pegasus failed to see the huge blazing ball of light heading towards Ponyville from Canterlot.

It seemed Ponyville would be host to chaos yet again.

Chapter 3

Just outside Canterlot

A giant blazing inferno headed towards ponyville directly from canterlot. It soared through the air as it dropped its altitude. Just when it was about to hit the ground it changed direction, going parallel with the earth. The heat it gave off was rather intense. So much so, that it evaporated all the morning dew off of the grass and trees nearby. Shouts could be heard in the distance as a small group of pegasi failed miserably to keep up. Two were Celestia's personal guards and the other three were Luna's.  They watched in awe and slight horror as the fireball nearly hit the ground. Only to change direction abruptly and fly towards ponyville.

"*huff*...*huff*... Damnit!  That thing is fast!" One of Celestia's guard yelled as he pointed a hoof at the glowing ball of fire.

It was all they could do to keep pace with the magically fueled sphere from tartarus.   Once it reached ponyville, it began to circle as if it was looking for something.  It hovered in place over town hall for a few seconds then lit up as it headed towards the Everfree Forest. It wasn't just searching, It was seeking its target. And it had found its prey, which was chilling out in his relocated thinking tree along the edge of the Everfree. The ball of flaming justice sped up as it neared the draconicus -- who didn't even acknowledge its presence-- as it approached him at supersonic speeds. He had just got done having tea with Fluttershy and needed some time alone to think about things.   If one had been looking over Ponyville from canterlot they would have noticed a considerably sized mushroom cloud coming from the edge of town near that dreadful forest.

"Horseapples!   That flew over the middle of ponyville!"     One of Luna's guards shouted in disbelief.  One dreaded thought came to all the guards as they headed for Ponyville.

"What if that had gone off in the middle of town?"

Shouts of panic could be heard coming from ponyville as the ponies scrambled to find shelter after being rocked by the massive explosion just outside of town  A particular trio was running in circles in terror, one shouting "Oh The horror! The horror!"

It was then that the guard touched down right outside of town hall.  After a heated debate, four guards left to check out where the explosion had been. The other one entered town hall to inform the mayor of the situation and to assure them that backup was on its way.

So much was happening that the guards failed to realize the unfolding chaos going on at the Golden Oaks library down the street.

A few muffled screams and shouts followed by several crashes would have been heard. But unfortunately, they were drowned out by the chaos that was going on around.

Silver Wing had just entered town hall when he ran face first into a panicking mayor.  she let out a high pitched squeak as she fell to the ground.

"My apologies Mrs.Mayor.   I did not see you there."   He said as he offered her a hoof to help her up.

"Quite alright Mister? ummm..." She trailed off as she stared at the offered hoof

"Its first lieutenant Silver Wing. But you can just call me Silver." After helping the mayor off the floor he continued with the report of the situation. "Anyways.  I came to inform you of the current situation. Currently there is an unknown Alicorn that is on the loose. He escaped from Canterlot castle earlier this morning after he apparently assaulted our beloved Princess Luna. Currently Celestia's whereabouts are unknown. We believe he has something to do with that as well. Also.  That explosion you felt was thankfully on the outskirts of Ponyville and was not close enough to cause any significant damage. However, That same explosion was caused by the unidentified Alicorn. He is highly unstable. And radiates a lot of chaos magic.  We need you to inform the citizens of Ponyville to remain indoors while the guard handle this.  Until such a time, this town is on lockdown. No pony is to leave the safety of there homes until he is captured or confirmed to not be in the immediate area."

The mayor let out a small sigh.  After she collected her thoughts she spoke up.

"Its going to be one of Those days again."

"Im afraid so Mrs. Mayor." Silver replied.

"Can you tell me how this all started? "  She asked as she trotted up to the emergency broadcasting system. it was a rather innovative system which would send her voice all over ponyville via an enchanted voice modifier that was installed on the roof.

"Of course.  It all started going downhill once we found that stallion in Celestias bedchambers earlier this morning..."

~Earlier that morning in Canterlot~

"Im telling you again Sargent Blue Hoof. Stand. Down. Im really Celestia and this is all a big misunderstanding."

"Ha!  I will believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert you imposter!"

This, of course, was how the situation had degraded to.  Multiple sharp objects were also pointed at the alicorn who had been surrounded.  Some of the guard ponies looked extremely nervous while the rest were thoroughly confused. Its not everyday that a pony got to see a male alicorn. Let alone one with their rulers cutie mark.

"Whats his Magical readout Private Spice?"  The pumpkin colored unicorn in question closed her eyes in concentration as her horn started to glow. bits of her black mane rising as well from the scanning spell.

"Hes definately Not a changeling, though the power his aura is giving off is much higher than our beloved princesses!  .

We would be easily overwhelmed if his intentions were hostile. So its safe to assume he means no harm. Sir!" the unicorn saluted sharply before resuming a defensive stance. The sergeant put a hoof to his chin as he considered his options. After a few seconds of awkward silence went by he decided to speak up.

"Okay Princess" He said with sarcasm. "If you say that you are Celestia then why were you attacking Princess Luna?  It is a well known fact that our beloved princess of the sun abhors violence and would NEVER do anything to hurt another pony."

This caused the white alicorn to sigh in frustration. it seemed that it was going to be one of those days today.

Celestia had just about reached the breaking point too. This was getting nopony anywhere and he/she really just needed a few moments to collect his/her thoughts to figure out how to deal with this big mess.

"I told you already. This is all a huge misunderstanding due to a prank that discord has played. And it would seem that the flower he gave me last night had adverse effects not only on my anatomy, but also my magic as well."

"Uh-huh... So wheres the flower then?" Blue Hoof asked.

Both turned there attention to the black vase on Celestia's desk and noticed the lack of anything plant-like there.

A low growl was heard coming from the white stallion. Of course the evidence would magically disappear when needed the most.

Celestia also noticed the smug grin that the sergeant had as he turned his attention back to the alicorn.

"Seeing as you have no proof to your cause. I must detain you until you are proven innocent by our court of law."  As soon as he finished speaking, the rest of the guard closed in a tighter formation in front of the intruder to ensure he didn't escape.

"Hey you!"  The sergeant pointed to one of the lunar guards who was attending princess Luna.  "Is our beloved princess ok?"

"Yes Sir. she has merely passed out and is sleeping soundly."  How she could sleep through all this Celestia could only guess.

"Spice?  Do you have your hoofcuffs and inhibitor ring with you?"  Blue Hoof asked.

"Yes Sir!.  Permission to speak freely sir!?" She shouted after another salute.

"Granted"

"You honestly think that these will be of any use on him sir? "  Her innocent question caused Blue Hoof to pause again.

"Good point..."   The older veteran sighed. He then looked at white alicorn stallion.

"So hotshot... will you cooperate and come quietly or are we gonna do this the hard way?."

If Celestia came quietly there would be no telling how long it would take to get this mess sorted. Not to mention how bad her little ponies would feel once they discovered the truth. Suddenly the white alicorn perked up with an idea. A small smile running across his muzzle. Hopefully the gender swap didn't effect her/his magic too much. He would need to create a diversion that would distract the guards long enough to sort out this situation. The new expression did not go unnoticed as several of the guards tensed.

Normally i wouldn't do such a thing. But desperate times call for desperate measures indeed.

Faking a look of sheer horror he pointed in the direction behind the guards.

"What in Starswirls Beard is that!? Oh no! Its coming this way!"

This however caused Blue Hoof to facehoof. Of all the half baked attempts to escape and that stupid stallion tries to pull the oldest one in the book.

"Do you really think we would fall for such nonsense? I mean really? Celestia's and Luna's royal guard are trained better than-." he trailed off when he opened his eyes. Noticing that the entire group of guards had turned around to see what the white alicorn was yelling about. This of course pissed him off considerably.

"=that... OH FOR THE LOVE OF!  What in the bloody hell are you idiots doing.  Rule number 1 when engaging a hostile.  Always keep a visual on the enemy.  If you dont then they could hurt you or..." He trailed off again as he also noticed that he had taken his eyes off of the stallion as well, breaking the rules himself. Turning back around, he noticed with no small amount of frustration that the imposter was nowhere to be found.  Only a slightly open window right above where he was a few seconds ago.

"Quickly!  He must have flown out the window while we were distracted!" The night guards took to the sky through the window searching for the alicorn.

Thanks to an illusion spell Celestia turned completely white to blend in with the bright marble of the castle tower. The mare turned stallion hugged the wall while the guard were busy searching overhead. the alicorns mind was at full power processing the situation.  No doubt they would find him eventually if he stayed in this spot. The alicorns golden magic was noticeable at a close distance.  All they would have to do is fly close enough and he would be spotted. He needed to lose the attention of the guard.

All of the sudden, a thought occurred to the white alicorn.  Closing his eyes in concentration, the solar diarch used a locating spell.

After a few seconds went by, he opened his eyes.  Discord was on the outskirts of ponyville and there was nopony around him.

Perfect!  A devious glint appeared in his eyes.  It was time to send Discord some payback and also get rid of the guards.

  Hoping to complete the escape attempt, Celestia super heated the air a couple of meters ahead and infused it with magic. Several runes swirled about as she powered up the spell  The end result was a burning magicall fireball of substantial size. This ,of course, caught the guards attention as they eyed the floating inferno.  Using a simple guiding spell the alicorn sent it away. It would burn for a good 30 minutes before it fizzled out.  Sighing in relief as all the guards seemed to give chase to the now rapidly moving blaze ball, Celestia teleported to the only safe place He could think of. Hopefully Twilight could help.

Ponyville minutes before the explosion

It was a beautiful, if not slightly confusing start to a day in ponyville for a certain lavender Alicorn.

Something was making a soft scribbling noise right in front of her. Writing in a most elegant font, each stroke careful and precise.

After it scribbled a little more it stopped only to jerk with a start again. Once a few more scratches were added, followed by a few points, it landed back into an inkwell. its usual place on the wooden desk.

"Hey Spike!?"   She shouted upstairs.

A few seconds went by with no reply.

"Spike!?"

She waited approximately five and a half seconds.

Starting to get concerned she called out again in a singing tone.

"Spiii~iiike!!!"  She perked her ears for a reply. Still nothing.

Sighing in frustration she got off her haunches and proceeded upstairs.

"He better not have fallen asleep." She mumbled out loud to nopony in particular.

The young dragon had been going through a phase lately trying to read any comic books he could get his claws on.  Which he must have stayed up all night reading them. Again.  She never really understood why he was so fascinated with them. She just chalked it up as Spike being Spike. Eventually he would find something else of interest and move on. At least Twilight hoped so.

Once upstairs, she began to search for her number one assistant.

Celestia was late in raising the sun. Only something catastrophic would cause her mentor to not do her most sacred duty. Now was not a time for rest. Not when She was in trouble. No. This pony was a pony of action. This pony was an Alicorn Princess. This pony also had a sacred duty. To sweep in and vanquish the bad pony who had captured Her princess. She could see it now. Her standing as a true equal to her idol after rescuing her.

The evil villain laughs maniacally as he finishes his monologue.   Shedding a few tears of mirth at Celestias perill. His plan for world domination is about to become a reality as he moves in to finish the fallen alicorn  Suddenly, Twilight teleports in between him and Celestia, stopping his advance.   Wasting no time, she hits the evil overlord with a burst of telekinesis followed by a flurry of kicks and hoof punches. She completes the 91 hit combo with a mean right hook to his face. Charging up her horn in the blink of an eye, Twilight discharges her signature finishing move and turns him into a pile of ash.  Turning back around after annihilating the evil ponylord, She puffs out her chest in pride holding out her hoof to Celestia to help her up.  Her mentor reaches up, her hoof outstretched, to the lavender Alicorn Who then pulls her up with gentle care.  Not a word is said as they both stare into each others eyes. Nothing even need be said as both understand completely. Celestia then cups Twilights cheek with her hoof and leans towards her as twilight also leans forward. there faces inching closer and closer. Until...

Twilight snapped out of her daydream. shaking her head back and forth trying and failing hopelessly to get rid of the images in her head.  A small pink tint spread across her muzzle.

"Ugh! Thats what i get for reading Spike's comic books." she cursed inwardly

Deciding enough was enough, the Alicorn of Magic stood up and trotted up to the sleeping dragon.

A small rolled up scroll in her magical grasp following right behind her.   It seemed today was going to be one of those days again.

"SPIIII~IIIIKE!"  Twilight shouted for the umteanth time.

"Bhua?... huh?  Whats with all the yelling Twi'?."  Spike mumbled as he sat up and rolled off the stacks of comic books, then rubbed his eyes.

Twilight shook her head and sighed. " You stayed up reading those comic books...Again."

All she got for her answer was a sheepish smile from her assistant.

"Heh.. uhhh sorry Twi"   He said while twiddling his claws.

"You should give them a try though. They are really cool!  Anyways. Whats got you all upset Twilight?" He asked.

"Something really bad has happened Spike. Celestia is never one to be tardy. Especially with her duties in raising the sun."   Twilight was now pacing back and forth.   "What if she is sick? or worse.  What if shes been captured by some sinister villan?  Oh No!  What if

King Sombra returned and has turned her into one of his crystal slaves!?"     Spike backed up a few steps as twilight muzzle was practically in his face. He also took note of several stray hairs curling up in her mane.

"Uuhh Twi?"

"What!?"  She yelled.

"Calm down ok?  We don't need another smarty pants incident. Just remember those breathing exercises that Cadence taught you."

Twilight glared at spike before slowly inhaling and exhaling. The aforementioned smarty pants episode was one moment of weakness that she was eager to forget. Why was it every time she even remotely got stressed that her friends would bring it up.

It wasn't all that bad.    She just messed with a simple charm spell and turned it into a warped overcharged version of its former self. Its not like she was messing with Necromancy or trying to infuse her life force into crystals for crying out loud!

"Okay spike.   Im calm now ok?   Can you send this letter to-"    Twilight was cut off as a brilliant flash of light was seen coming from outside the windows, followed by a massive ear ringing explosion. If spike wasn't awake before, he sure was now.

He could actually feel the magic from that explosion. And this concerned him

"Woah.  I felt that from up here and I'm not even a unicorn." Spike said as he looked to Twilight.  She had turned very pale and had started shaking uncontrollably.

"S-spike... Im gonna t-teliport you to Rarity's ok?  Tell her to get the girls together ASAP and meet me here."

Spike had never seen her like this before. Something really bad must be going on for her to be acting this way.

"Twilight?   Whats wrong?"  he asked in concern.

"I don't know spike... That explosion reaked of chaos magic. Whats got me scared is that somepony just teleported into the library.. And they are emitting the same type of chaos magic."  This caused Spikes eyes to widen with worry.

"Is it Discord? Has he turned evil again?"   Her number one assistant asked.

"No.  This is a totally different magical signature than his."

"Okay Twi!  Teliport me to Rarity's and i will get the others here in no time."   Spike hugged Twilight and looked up at her with concern.

"Will you be ok?" He asked.

A small smile graced the alicorns muzzle as she pulled him into a hug.

"I promise that i wont do anything reckless." She said.

Before spike could say anything else, she fired up her teleportation spell and sent spike off with a small pop.  A few lavender sparks falling to the ground from where he once stood. With that taken care of, she trotted up to the open doorway of her room.

Perking her ears forward, she tried to hear if her guest was doing anything downstairs.

"Twilight?"

Twilights blood froze as a deep masculine voice called out her name from downstairs in the main part of the library.

This was it. It was time to face whoever it was that was downstairs. Be there intentions good or evil, she would see this through.

Carefully the lavender mare peeked around the corner to get a good look at her guest from the top of the stairs.  She wasn't sure what to expect. for all she knew she would come face to face with an eldritch abomination.  Instead a small gasp left her as she beheld the most stunning thing she had ever seen.   A massive white alicorn sat on one of the nearby cushions reading what looked to be a scroll of some sort. Twilight would have recognized that scroll except all her attention was currently directed at her new guest.  His royal red mane with orange highlights cascaded down his shoulders along with his tail that flowed out on to the floor behind him. He was practically glowing as sunlight washed over his form from a window nearby. She couldn't help but blush as she looked at his muscular frame. Not only did he look fit, but it was as if his muscles had been chiseled out of a pure block of marble by the finest artists in all of Equestria. His tail and mane also waved in an unforeseen wind just like Celestia's did. His wings were angelic though she noticed that they seemed a little ruffled. A good preening would fix that. His horn, however, made Twilights inner mare squee at the sheer size and length. She couldn't believe what she was seeing. Correction.  She couldn't get enough of what she was seeing.

Then, for some reason, she took a deep breath in through her nose. His scent flowing into her nostrils. It was a most wonderful smell. Like a gentle summers breeze with a hint of cinnamon.   Wich caused her central nervous system to release all sorts of endorphins.

Her breath quickened along with her heartbeat. Something was screaming in the back of her mind that this was wrong. Everything was getting too hazy to concentrate. She didn't care though. Twilight just continued to stare, she didn't even notice when she caught the attention of her guest.

"Hello my dearest Twilight." he said in a low armonioso like voice.  It was like the finest silk to the ears.

Instant clarity returned to the purple alicorn. Her eyes blinked a few times. And her wings fluttered as she focused on the white stallion before her.

What just happened to me?

A small squeak was all that she could manage. Her friend Fluttershy would be so proud.

The Element of Magic also came to a startling revelation. Checking her pulse she noticed it was going through the roof. Not to mention her fetlocks were sweaty and she felt like she had 12 cups of Pinkie's super-duper-wonder-extra-express-espresso.

Before she could mentally voice her alarm at the telltale signs of her attraction, the god of all stallions spoke up again.

"I do apologize for this unannounced visit Twilight. Please understand that this was the only option i had available at the moment."

"s'ok"  She mumbled as she hid behind the entrance.   It was all she could do to fight off the effect he was having on her.

"Also I do apologize for my appearance as well. Discord apparently has outdone himself this time."   He said with no small bit of contempt.

This confused the purple alicorn even more than what she already was.  He was talking to her as if he knew her. He even called her 'My Dearest Twilight' like Celestia did.  Then It all clicked together in one horrifying realization as she got a look at his cutie mark.

"C-Celest-t-tia?"  She gasped in shock.

"Indeed. it is I, your former mentor. Changed by a joke Discord so expertly played.  I would have used an illusion spell to make myself appear normal. But i fear that you would have seen through it and not believed a word I said."

This, Of course, was the final straw in Twilights sanity as she fainted and fell down a few stairs before getting caught in a golden aura.

The white stallion let out a small sigh.

  "That went better than I expected." Mumbled Celestia.   "At Least it cant get any worse."  He thought.

And then, the goddess of karma decided it wasn't done just quite yet with Celestia as the front door busted open.

Five mares and one small dragon let out a collective gasp as they saw a massive white alicorn with twilight in his magical grip.

"Uh oh..." Celestia said as she stared down four pissed off mares, one really frightened mare, and a small pissed off dragon.

Today was about to get even more interesting...

Chapter 4

~Golden Oaks Library~

A battle of wills was being played. Each waiting for the other to make the first move. The air was tense. Not even the fly that had been taking a dump in Twilights coffee moved.  All those present breathing small shallow breaths. Well... Almost everypony except one, that is. She was curled up in a quivering ball behind a beautiful alabaster unicorn. Who was not happy at all. Her friend was in trouble. She needed help. And of course, this unicorn was more than willing to help her friend.

"Rnnnnnggg! what are we waiting for!? Lets take this creep out!"  Rainbowdash yelled in frustration.

Creep?  Im not a creep...  Celestia thought as one of her eyebrows raised. Shoving that thought away Celestia focused on saving this situation.

"Please... I mean you no harm. Twilight simply passed out when she discovered what Discord had done to me. I'm really Ce-" Celestia was cut off by a blur of Rainbow colors hitting him in his side.  The cyan pony made a loud thump as she hit the stallion with all her weight and ricocheted off, hitting the book case on the other side of the room. This caused all the books to fall into the floor.

"Ow ow ow ow... What are you made of? Bricks!?" Dash said as she held her head in her hooves cringing on the wooden floor.

Pinkie snickered. "Ponies aren't made of bricks silly!"  After giggling a few more times, she wiped the smile of her face with her hoof and put back on her serious face.  Spike and Applejack had been quiet this whole time.  Spike could swear that the alicorn stallion looked familiar somehow. If only he could place his claw on it. And the funny thing was that Applejack was also thinking the same thing. Her gut was telling her that he could be trusted. She could always tell when somepony was dishonest.  'Might as well see if hes tellin' the truth.' A.J thought.   Stomping the ground hard with her right hoof, Applejack got everyones attention.

"We're all grown ponies here." The orange earth pony started before being interrupted by a moan coming from the pitiable pile of pony who was curled up on the floor.

"Well uuhhh... I reckon most of us are anyways..." She added with a sheepish smile. This was also followed by a few more giggles by the pink mare behind A.J

"I think i got an idea on how we can solve this here mudpit were stuck in.  I'm gonna give you a chance to explain yourself.  You better not lie though cause i can tell when ponies are lyin'  Ya hear? "  Celestia nodded and let out a sigh of relief.  Finally, It seemed that things were getting back under control again.

"Good.   Now uuhhhh... can you set Twilight down please?"   Celestia nodded again as he grabbed the cushions nearby in the library with his magic. Everyone watched as he gently lowered the purple alicorn onto one cushion and then sat on the other. he then floated the remaining cushions over to the other ponies.

"Thank you. I see you have some decent manners."  Rarity commented as she accepted the cushion and gingerly sat down.  As soon as she sat down though, a loud flatulent sound echoed throughout the library.  "Oopsie daisy." Pinkie giggled again as she took the now unloaded woopie cushion out from under Rarity.

"Sorry Rarity. That was supposed to be my cushion."   The alabaster unicorn glared at the pink earth pony who only gave an innocent smile back.

"Okay now lets get down to business" The farm mare said as she pointed a hoof at Celestia.

"Indeed. I will answer any questions to the best of my abilities." He replied honestly.  Now the ball was in his court so to speak. Diplomacy and negotiations were something that he could do in his sleep.

"Alright sugarcube. If you really are Celestia then please tell us why in the name of Celestia you..." The earth pony paused for a second. "Dagnabbit that didn't come out right" This time instead of giggles Pinkie busted out in a fit of laughter.  All eyes turned to the pink pony as she rolled across the floor. AppleJack was about to ask what was so funny but Rarity beat her to it.

"Pinkie!  Control yourself darling. This is not the time for anything silly." She huffed.  Sometimes her friends, especially Pinkie, could be very immature.

"Sorry Rarity but all of you are being so silly that I cant help but laugh! I mean its totally obvious that that is Celestia turned into a stallion from some kind of plant wich Discord made to impress her cause he secretly likes her but he also knew it would have side effects if touched so he tried to warn her but she didnt listen so now shes on the run from the guard and came to Twilight for help and also that explosion earlier was meant to distract the guard and get back at discord cause she thought he-"

The massive run on sentence coming from the pink menace of doom was cut off as a cyan pony got up from the floor and inserted her hoof into the earth ponys mouth.

"Make it stop..." The pegasus moaned.   The pink one was not helping the current headache she had from hitting the brick wall / stallion. It also didn't help that Pinkie decided to lick the hoof which was currently jammed in her mouth.  This caused RainbowDash to Yelp and jump back in surprise.

"So is what pinkie said true?" Spike decided to speak up.

"I do believe that sums up pretty much everything." Celestia replied. It was at that time that laughter could be heard off in the distance. and it could only come from one thing.

"Discord." A.J said with venom "This has his name written all over it."  The others in the room nodded and then a look of horror settled across one of their faces.

RainbowDash had attacked Celestia. She even called her... him a creep of all things. But before the bowing and flurry of apologies started a shout came from outside down the street.

"THERE HE IS!!! CALL THE OTHERS!!!"

"oh dear..." And just like that Celestia Teleported off in a shower of crimson sparks leaving all those inside looking at the spot where the white alicorn used to be.

"I swear its like this town is cursed or somthin' " A.J mumbled.

"See you girls later! Iv got a 'Congratulations your a sexy stallion now' Party to setup." And with that Pinkie disappeared into one of the potted plants in the corner.

"Rarity, Stay with Fluttershy and Twilight. Me an Dash are gonna go make sure Celestia doesn't kill Discord without us." The earth pony said to her friend.

"You can count on me darling." Rarity replied with a nod who then turned to spike.

"Spike can you send a letter to Luna about the situation?" The alabaster unicorn asked.

"Uhhh... I can try." He replied.

"C'mon Dash! Lets go say hi to Discord." The orange earth pony shouted with a smile as she walked towards the open door. Once outside, multiple guards could be seen heading straight for their location.

"Im with ya one hundred and twenty percent! Lets go show the real creep why he doesn't mess with the princess." Her cyan friend replied.

Unfortunately. Discord was about to learn that very lesson. Things were about to get really interesting.

---------~Ground Zero~--------

After the thick clouds of dust and ash settled, a figure crawled out of the substantially sized crater.  He was chuckling as he dusted himself off. After doing so, he brought his lion paw up to his head and extinguished the small fire that was on his noggin. He was impressed at how much power was infused into that little fireball. It also gave him a sense of satisfaction knowing that he had pissed off Dear Celestia that much. If only he could have seen her face when the solar diarch had discovered what truly had happened.  Its always in that moment of realization that all those lovely chaotic emotions surface.  As if on cue, Celestia appeared in a bright flash of crimson right in front of discord. It was all he could do to keep from laughing hysterically at the mare turned stallion. After gaining his composure he decided to break the ice.

"Hello Sirlestia -hrk- Fine day were -hhnk- having no?"   what little control discord had failed as he fell to the ground in tears, laughing uncontrollably.

Celestia was NOT amused.

"Discord! Enough of this foolishness! This is your doing and I demand that you fix this at once."

Discord snapped his claws and appeared beside Celestia leaning on the stallion.

"Okay Princess.  Heres the deal.   I tell you how to fix this little issue and we go on our merry little way like nothing happened. ok?"

Celestia growled at the draconicus.   "No promises"

"Awww dont be like that Celly. What happened to all that 'Lets be friends' mumbo jumbo that your always preaching about?"   Discord had conjured a small paper heart with 'Celestia + Discord' and had taped it to the alicorns muzzle.   However, its existence did not last very long as it was incinerated in a mass of blood red flame.  Discord made a pout face as he watched his beautiful paper art burn in otherworldly flames of hatred and malice.

"I will give you to the count of three before I lose my patience." Celestia said as if she were speaking to a disobedient foal.

"Ooooh! An Ultimatum!  How exciting!  And what, pray tell, do you plan to do if I say no?"  Discord was now floating in the air filing his talons again. They always seemed to grow in weird shapes if he did not file them.  Even though he was a mix of different races and the immortal god of chaos, he was no barbarian. He had to make sure he looked his best at all times.

During this time. The never shutting up white devil started to count.

1...

2...

Celestia froze as he saw that the draconicus had gone to sleep.  Combined with all the stress from this morning, not to mention the new raw magical chaos running through the solar diarchs system, he snapped.

This however, Discord did not expect.  Even during his rule that was ages ago. He had never seen Celestia lose her temper.  She always held a calm and peaceful demeanor.

Celestia let out a primal roar.  The stallions eyes turned into a solid crimson with a purple haze drifting from the corners. His coat then took on a bright orange color as his mane burst into flames.  The heat he was giving off was so intense that it melted and burned away the ground around his hooves. After coming to his senses he glared at discord yelling in the loudest royal canterlot voice that nearly flattened the god of chaos to the ground.

"You WILL obey thy command. Lest I make an example of you here and now of the Consequences of thy actions you foul abomination!!"

Discord had tried to teleport away as the clinically insane alicorn all but dragged the draconicus closer with his telekinesis. He struggled until Celestia Brought him mere inches from his muzzle. The blazing alicorn of crimson fire started to choke the being of chaos into submission, a manic grin spreading over his face.

Something was wrong. This wasn't Celestia. She was kind and had such a substantial amount of patience. Not to mention the power the alicorn was putting off was almost as much as the Elements Of Harmony.   Even at his prime discord would have no hope of even coming close to defeat how powerful Celestia was at the moment. This concerned him greatly. Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea to prank Celestia after all. Unfortunately it was too late now. black started to creep on the edge of his vision as he was slowly being suffocated by the pressure on his neck.

It was then, right before he lost consciousness that a familiar voice yelled.

"Stop it! Stop it right now! Your killing him!"     Discords world went quiet as he was dropped to the ground. All of his senses fading as the bliss of unconsciousness took its hold on him.

Chapter 5

Prelude to Nightmares

This was it. The end of Discord's pride. For once in his life, he was facing the consequences of his actions. Even back when he ruled Equestria he could say one thing.

"Iv never truly done anything I cant fix with the snap of my claws"    He took pride in being considered The God Of Chaos. The only other thing that could come close to his reality bending powers was the enigma known as Pinkie Pie. She actually scared him. Earth ponies are not supposed to be able to bend reality. Only the two sisters were able to do that. And they had to work together.

But right now...    This was it. He was going to die. He finally had broke Celestia and would have taken pride of that fact. That is if he wasn't being choked to death by the same pony. His magic had failed him, Something he thought impossible. Somehow Celestia was emitting almost as much power as the Elements. If he had more time he probably could have figured out a solution.

"Oh well..." He thought.

"I always knew that Celestia would be the end of me. I just never thought it would end like this." He was somewhat amused now.

Blackness started to creep up in the corner of his vision. His body also going numb. This was finally the end of the immortal God Of Chaos.

Then... He heard a voice in the distance.  Even though she was yelling. it sounded so beautiful. It radiated warmth and kindness. The pressure around his throat released. and then he slipped into the realm of dreams. Atleast this place was more pleasant.

Scruba Dub Dub

Discord regained consciousness with a snap. Scrambling around until he was upright. After inspecting himself to make sure he wasn't missing any pieces, he looked around at his surroundings and noticed something very odd. He was in an enormous Dark tiled shower that had the symbol of the Crescent moon in the middle. He also noticed that he was about the size of the bar of soap next to him on the floor.

"Iv woke up in some weird places before but never would I have thought I would wake up in Lunas shower." He said aloud as he stroked his chin.

"Tis no fluke"  A silky voice rang out through the air. One that Discord definitely recognized. He looked around but could not see where she was.

"Remember that promise we made?"  The voice came from behind him. Discord turned around but no one was there.

It was then that he noticed two black slits slowly open to form two eyes on the bar of soap. A manic cracked smile formed as well. It would look really scary to a normal being but to Discord this was nothing. Nothing he couldn't fix with the snap of his claws.

"Oh please. Dont kid yourself. You think that is enough to scare me. No. Let me show you how its done"   Discord snapped his talon with a smug expression. Any second now he would hear the screams of his captor. He waited about 5 more seconds.

Still nothing...

Looking down at his claw he snapped it again only to be met with the same results.

"Oh Bugger!" He swore, realizing the situation he was in. This could mean only one thing. He was dreaming. And somepony had decided to give him a visit.

"Did thou forget whose realm this is? Surely the memory of a God-" Discord winced. "- Is not this bad. "  Luna purred.  Discord could practically hear her voice dripping with mirth.

"Hello Lulu. I see your in a good mood."  He doubted he could talk his way out of this but it was worth a try.

"Huzza! Tis a most wondrous day to be a draconicus."  She replied as she materialized in front of Discord and looked down at him.

"And why is it a good thing to be me?" He asked hesitantly.

"You get the privilege to take a shower with us." The dark alicorn said with a sultry smile as her horn lit up.

Discord let out a tiny squeak as he was picked up in Luna's magic. Then in a flash of light he was turned into a bar of draconicus soap.

"Now Luna. Please listen. It wasn't my fault. I tried to warn your sister. please! Cmon! Cant we talk this through like adu-" He pleaded before being cut off as his mouth disappeared. Several muffled shouts of protest could be heard as the princess turned a nob and activated the shower head.

"What are you thinking Lulu. Something doesn't seem right." Discord thought to himself as he was levitated right in front of her.

To his horror he was pulled in by her magic and rubbed across her face.  After a few scrubs behind her ears she started with her mane. Once she was satisfied. she started scrubbing her shoulders. The whole time Discord was in panic. He really hoped this was not going where he thought this was going. Surely she wouldnt go that far.   He then let out a few more grunts as she started on her legs. Slowly stroking him up and down in a very inappropriate way.

"Enjoying thyself?"   She asked her victim as she started scrubbing her belly. Rubbing him around in slow circles. All He could do was squirm and give a muffled shout as she continued going lower and lower. She let out a moan of pleasure as he scrubbed the inside of her thighs.

"Please! No! Stop! Anything but this!" He mentally pleaded. It was no use though. Lower and lower he went. His fate was inevitable.

Another moan of pleasure came from Luna followed by a muffled scream of terror from her victim. Sometimes it could be so much fun to be the nightmare instead of the one who fights them. And now she was going to show him why she was feared by her enemies.

"Mmmmm. We always keep thy promises."  She purred.

Another long moan came from the princess as she used her magic to make her new soap bar rub faster. Her bar of soap however was crying now as his speed increased.

"I swear when i get out of here..." Discord was in full blown panic. This was not what he considered fun. He was currently being dominated by a nightmare. Literally.

He was being used in the most humiliating way possible.  And just when he thought it couldn't get any worse. It did.  In then out followed by a few circles all happening so fast that he was getting dizzy. His pace started increasing making the lunar alicorn pant in pleasure. Then her body tensed up as he was brought in deep. Something besides water was now running all over him.

Discord could only do one thing...He let out the most girly scream that anypony could have ever heard. He would never mess with Luna or Celestia ever again.