Hello. My name is, or was, Larry Crawford.

My new name is Mortis Magister, or Death Master in Latin. I took the name once I found out that the place I live in will never be welcoming to me. Or me. Or me. Or the other mes that now inhabit Equestria.

Did I tell you about how I got here? No?

Good. I don't know how.

This is the tale of how a skeleton army toppled the reign of the Pony Sisters. This is my tale.

And bones will fall.

(Characters will be added as needed)

This story is a product of Wheenesss' super power lottery post on the LoHAV forum. Check it out if you need inspiration.

(Cover art used from a public repository for facebook cover images. I hope that counts as having permission to use it.)