You Can Kill an Alicorn, But It Won't Stay Dead.

by Super Trampoline

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Dark
Length: 75

When an assassin successfully decapitates then defenestrates Princess Celestia, the shocked Equestrian nation morns the loss of their beloved leader. Then Luna starts acting funny. Celestia isn't dead, but she is going to need a place to stay.

When an assassin successfully decapitates then defenestrates Princess Celestia, the shocked Equestrian nation morns the loss of their beloved leader. Then Luna starts acting funny. Celestia isn't dead, but she is going to need a place to stay.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-18 18:55:32 UTC

Chapter 1

"Oh dear," Celestia's head silently mouthed as the minotaur shoved the rest of her body out the window. "This sucks." Then the world went black.

"Oh dear me" she silently mouthed, watching as her killer pushed the rest of her body out the window.

he desperately rubbed the eye shaped pendant upon his chest

"Celestia, get out of my body. I need to pee!"

"You leave the door open all the time!"