Rainbow Dash Is So (Not) A Virgin

by DJ-Tr33

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Slice of Life, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Other
Length: 1530

With Anons help, Rainbow Dash proves to her friends that she is indeed not a virgin. Hilarity awaits.

The mane 6 always get together when they can. Just to catch up, gossip, hangout, or do whatever. During one meeting the conversation turns into stories about sex. The girls want to know about Anon and Rainbow's sex life. Was Rainbow lying, or was it as good and as ridiculous as she claims it was. One lie leads to another and Rainbow finds herself turning Anon, the lone human whom Rainbow claims to have dated. So what was the lie and what was the truth?
And what secret does Fluttershy have to share with everypony?
Dark tag for flutterrape.
Cover art by hunter263 from deviant art.

Published 2014-07-01 18:40:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-01 18:40:03 UTC

And She Will Prove It

It was a pretty quiet day in Ponyville. With Celesia's sun spreading daylight all around Equestria. Around town, ponies were at either at work, shopping, or just enjoying a nice Saturday afternoon. 6 mares have decided to spend the day together in Twilight's library.

"So the reason for me and Anon breaking up was that he couldn't handle me becoming more awesome by being a Wonderbolt." ,said Rainbow Dash.

The 5 mares all went in for a hug and starting consoling her.
"Dash I'm so sorry to hear that." Twilight said while rubbing Rainbows back with a hoof.

"Eh, it's whatever. He took it well."

"Are you sure your alright? Dating Anon must be pretty interesting." Fluttershy says while sipping on her tea.

"What do you mean darling?" Said Rarity as all eyes turned to Fluttershy.

"W-well, he i-is from a different planet and isn't even the same species." She said starting to feel a bit nervous.

"What exactly are you getting at?" Said Rainbow Dash.

Fluttershy is met with a deep red across her face.

"W-well, I've been wondering. What's the sex like?" She said with an extreme shade of red covering her face.

The other mares blush and snicker.

Rainbow Dash had a tendency to get nervous when her friends started talking about sex.

Truth be told, shes never had it.

It's not that she doesn't want to. It's just no one is as awesome as her, so she doesn't feel they're worthy.

"What about it Rainbow? Do you have any raunchy stories of you and Anon to share with us?" Rarity asks.

'Oh no.' Rainbow thought to herself.

"Uhhh...of course!"

"Oh please do tell." Said Rarity.

'SHIT!' Rainbow's mind scrambled to think of a quick lie.

"Well... it's pretty crazy stuff."

They lean in closer.

“Go on” Says Pinkie Pie, even more interested than she was before.

"Like that one time we uhhh weeee."

Rainbow looked around the room for any type of help.

She spots a flower in a pot resting on a table.

"Like this on time Anon dressed up as a flower and berried his lower half and said 'The only way for my to fully grow is to shower me with your juices.'"

'Nailed it.' Rainbow thought, giving herself a mental hoof bump.

The other mares look at her as if she'd just hit a child.

"Ahem well... do ya have any other stories?" AppleJack asks, breaking the awkward silence.

'Fuck! They want more?'

"S-sure!"

"This one time he was uhhhh.... mowing the lawn and he had a riding mower, right?"

All the girls nod whilst giving her quizzical stares.

"S-so he had my sit on his u-um penis while the mower vibrated and it was uhhh 20% uhhh more cumirific and stuff..."

"Thats...."

Rainbow's blood freezes, did they know that she's lying.

"That's actually pretty hot." Pinkie said with a huge smile.

Rainbow let out a sigh of relief.

"Any other stories?"

'They want more?' Thought Rainbow.

'Whatever you're getting good at this'.

"This one time, Anon put an orange between my ass cheeks and squeezed them together to make orange juice... and then he drank it."

The red hue returns to the faces of her friends.

"O-oh my. Was his u-umm down there big?" Fluttershy mutters

"Pshh oh yeah it was like super big and would get as hard as like a uhhh penis does when it's having sex..."

Fluttershy then looks down and begins to snicker, along with the rest of the mares.

"W-what's so funny?"

"Rainbow, are you telling the truth?" Twilight asks.

"Y-yeah!" She lies.

"Dashie it's okay if you're a virgin. We won't see you any differently."

"I just told you all the things me and Anon did."

"Yeah, but they were so ridiculous." Rarity chimes in.

"Ah mean c'mon, uh flower pftttt." AppleJack says while her sides enter orbit at the end.

The other mares join in.

'They're laughing at you!' Rainbow thought.

She looks around the table to see her friends in tears from laughing so hard at her ridiculous stories.

"I'LL SHOW YOU!" She yells as she fly away from the table.

"I'll just go to Anon's and fuck him. Then they won't laugh at me!"

She speed her way around town to Anon's house.

She takes no time to knock and burst down the human's door.

He stands there, looking disappointed at the scene he's witnessed.

"Damn it. I just got that door too."

"ANON!"

She tackles him to the ground.

"Ugh, what is it Dash?" The lone human asks, tired of Rainbows daily bullshit involving him.

"I need you to rut me."

There's a moment of silence.

"What the hell?"

"I told the girls that we used to date and all the crazy sex we had so they wouldn't find out I'm a virgin."

"You're a virgin?"

"That's not important. What is important is that you need to put this flower suit on and bury half your body so I can shower you in my love juice for you to grow!"

"And that's where we stop for today."

He pushes her off him.

"Anon please, I need this!"

"I don't do ponies rainbow. Kinda my motto, it says it on the door you just fucked up."

She looks down to the door that she knocked down.

It reads; 'Welcome to Anon's house, I don't "fuck" ponies.'

"Can't you make an exception Anon? I can't face my friends like this."

"Dash I'm sure your friends don't care if you're a virgin."

"They laughed at me."

"Why didn't you just lie?"

"I tried!"

She spends a few minutes telling Anon every story she told her friends.

He sits on a stool taking it all in.

"And that's what I told them." You finish.

"Mhmmm, yep you're insane."

He gets up to walk away.

She blocks his path.

"PLEASE!"

"No, get outta my way!"

The human easily pushes her out of the way.

Once more she tackle him.

"RAINBOW GET OFF M-."

She cuts him off with a deep passionate kiss.

At first he fights it, but slowly he relaxes and let's her kiss him.

Suddenly she break the kiss.

"Now..."

Pull out an orange.

"Put this between my ass cheeks and get your video camera. I have something to prove."

2 hours later.

Rainbow and Anon sit on the riding mower.

She held up the camera.

"Time to name this bad boy."

After 30 minutes of brainstorming she now has the finished product.

The World's Best Lover, Rainbow Dash and Anon's Super Sexy Sex Tape™.'

'Wait til your friends watch this Rainbow' She thought.

3 hours later, at Twilight's house.

She and the other girls watch the video.

"Oh Rainbow, shower me with more of your love water so I can grow and fuck you with my bottom half." Anon says as a potted lilac, clearly reciting lines, horribly.

"Okay Anon, here you go!"

she showered him in a bottle with the word water crossed out and replaced with 'Love Juice'.

Anon escapes from the dirt.

"No we can h-have sux?" Anon said, reading a note card.

"It says sex idiot!"

"Well your damn 3rd grade writing abilities make it look like 'sux'."

"Whatever, just keep going."

Anon lifts Dash up and procceded to poke her flank.

"Oh ah ohh that feels oh sooo good." Rainbow exaggerated her lines in hopes to sound real.

Anon stops 20 seconds in.

"Man that was good lovin'."

"Yep, you betch ya!"

She bro-hoofed Anon.

The credits rolled.

Well they're not really credit, they're just Rainbow flipping pieces of paper saying who were involved.

Only you were listed in the credits, not even Anon.

She turned off the video and gave her friends a shit eating grin.

"So what'd ya think. Pretty sexy, huh?" Rainbow said proudly.

Her friends held back their laughter. Or at least tried.

"Rainbow, do you know what sex is?" Twilight asks through snorts of laughter.

Rainbow crossed her hooves and pouted.

"Yep. It's how babies are made."

Bat-ta-boom.

"And how are babies made?" Asked Apple Jack raising an eyebrow.

"Your lover pokes your butt for a minute and that's a signal for the stork to bring you a baby."

Her friends burst out in laughter.

"W-what?"

"That's not it you fucking idiot!!" Fluttershy says while hollering in laughter.

The group stops laughing and turns to Fluttershy.

"Jeez Fluttershy calm down." Pinkie says.

"Yeah, have you even had sex?"

Fluttershy grows a large grin.

“So glad you asked.

Slowly, she floats over to the DVD player and puts in a disc, never breaking eye contact from the other mares.

Rainbow watched in horror as a tied up Anon begs Fluttershy to let him go.

At the end of the movie, the title appears:

'Fucking Fluttershy.' Rainbow thought as she crossed her hooves and pouting again, defeated.

Author's Note

Thanks for reading. This is my first fic ever. Written and edited all by me. Please tell me what you think. Tips are very welcome for a noob like me. Please tell me what you enjoyed about this and whether or not I should write another. Thanks again.