The Tale of Blondie

by Blondie98

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Sad, Romance, Tragedy, Adventure
Length: 1547

my oc characters life story from the raging deserts to the quiet mountains of ponyville. He is searching for one thing only, love

This is the tale of my oc character and his trials in life. Each chapter is the order of his life the first chapter is the escape of the dark past he lived in. This is my first story i hope u enjoy.

WARNING: Contains Gore and SEX

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-02 02:00:02 UTC

The Bad Lands of Equestria chapter 1

As the sand blows across the Wasteland, you might just hear the roaring engines of cars. ponies racing to kill and maim the cursed innocents that are trapped there by the magic of princess Celestia. This is of a story of the only pony named Blondie. He is the only pony to ever escape alive. As the tires of his muscle car roar across the desert, his car was being per suited by two other vehicles. As one car on the left pulled up beside of him he reached a hoof down he pulled out a cross bow and pierced the driver in the neck with a steel arrow. The blood shot out on to the wind shield, while the car swerved and flipped over, as Blondie got one hundred yards away he looked back. The car was engulfed in flames and the other car was still on his tail. The dust flew out from under the tires.  As soon as he reloaded his crossbow the other car was beside of him. He acted quickly and slammed into the Bad lander’s car, making and loud metal scrape. sparks shot out from the motion; peppering the sand  with light. The bad lander swerved he was tossed out of his into the sun baked hell. He tumbled in the sand like a rag doll he felt a crack in his stomach. When Blondie noticed what had happened to him, he hit the brakes and turned the car around. He stopped in front of him emitting a loud shrieking noise when he slammed on the brake and cut the engine off, as he stepped out he saw the dust covered pony trying to struggle away from him. Blondie quickly trotted over and pressed a hoof onto his broken ribs. As the beaten dirty pony screamed in pain Blondie searched him for anything he had.

“Get off of me you bastard!”

But before he could finish his sentence Blondie stomped his hoof down with all of his strength, crushing and cracking his skull wide open. The blood painted the desert sand soaking into the soil, as he pulled his bloodied hoof out he could hear a juicy tearing noise. Searching him, he found a small Teddy bear, he felt a little smile creep across his face. He hastily put the bear in his bag and drove off. As the sun set he noticed a shack, he pulled his vehicle up to the house and knocked on the door. He waited for a moment and he was approached by a stallion.

“What do you want?”

“I need a place to stay.”

“It’s going cost you.”

As soon as he said he needed to pay he held out a little sack of food. He gladly took it and showed him where he would stay. It was a couch, it was a little dirty but it would do. When he sat down a cloud of dust shot out of the cushions covering him in more filth. Looking around the small room he was in, he noticed a small filly peeking in through the door. She flinched when she saw him looking her direction. He lifted his hoof and waved slightly, she did the same as she slowly trotted up to where he was sitting.

“Hey, my name is Sage!" she blurted out happily.

“Hello, i'm Blondie.”

“We don’t get many visitors around here, at least no friendly ones anyways.” she muttered sadly with a loss of her smile.

“Do you have any friends?” he asked politely.

"no." She said with sorrow in her tone of voice

"Well close you eyes, I think i have a friend for you."

He pulled out the Teddy bear. "open your eyes he said cheerfully." She smiled cheerfully While lunging out to hug the Teddy bear like she never wanted to let go. She just laughed and hugged him and said “thank you!” She then trotted off to bed, he quickly sighed and fell to the couch.  As the sun rose he woke up and packed his belongings. Walked towards his black 1970 Hemi. When he stepped in when he was about to shut the door, Sage ran over and asked him to stay a while. As soon as he was about to say no her older sister trotted out. Blondie quickly agreed and stepped back out of his car, the older sister walked up to him.

“Can you help me with something?”

“Anything you want.”

“Well, can you help me get some supplies from another town?”

“Sure!”

He stepped back into the car as she went around and got into the passenger seat. The car engine roared and drove off into the desert, leaving a trail of dust behind them. While they were headed to the nearest town he couldn't help but check her out. She was a light purple with a brown mane and her Cutie Mark was a heart.

“How did you get your Cutie Mark?” He inquired.

“Well, I got it because I have always shared tender love and care to anyone who has ever needed it.” She said happily

  As they both glimpsed into each other’s eyes for a moment. Blondie had noticed that her eyes' were a bright emerald green. She had scanned him up and down as well.

“How did you get your Cutie Mark?” She added giving a cheeky grin.

“When I was four, I realized that drawing was my talent.”

“I just realized I never did catch your name.”

“Blondie.” He said sternly

“It’s a cute name.” As she chuckled

“What’s your name?”

“Oasis.”

“You’re beautiful.” He announced unknowingly

“What!” She screeched

“I mean your name is beautiful!”

"Am i now?" she replied with a smug grin.

Blondie glimpses over at her and smiles. He turns his head back on the path he sees the small town that lies in ruins. He pulled up to the general store he noticed the man inside the store looked familiar to him. But Oasis's voice woke him up from his trance.

"Hey, are you ok?" Oasis questioned

"Stay here, I`ll be right back."

He peered into the store, he suddenly began to get flashbacks of his daughter and wife. That was the stallion who brutishly murdered his family. He ran into the store and stared the dirt tainted pony.

"Hey!" Blondie shouted Violently.

The clerk just looked and uttered "yes?". Blondie put his hoof into the pocket of his long, filthy duster and put an old torn picture on on the counter top. The clerk flipped it over, as soon as he saw who was in it. He gawked and said "It cant be, but your dead!" Blondie pulled out his crossbow,as he stood there for what seemed like hours. The clerk ran for his knife.As soon as his hand touched it an arrow pierced his front leg pinning him to the table. Blondie stuck his crossbow to his head, looking him in the eyes he whispered.

"I hope your ready to die?" Blondie screams.

He frantically tries to pull his limb from the blood stained table. Blondie kicks him in the side of the head furiously. With his hoof covered in blood, he quickly swung his front hoof once more, breaking the clerks jaw and knocking several teeth out of his skull. Blondie thought for a moment, to soon realize it was time; time to kill him. He stared down on him, he grabbed the knife and swiftly rammed it into the murderers' throat. The blood gushed from the open wound and ran like a river down his body. Blondie pressed his hooves on the side of his head and snapped his neck with one swift twist. He dropped and Blondie slowly trotted back outside. Oasis was loading in the supplies she had purchased. He just opened the car door and slammed it shut. She climbed back in as well. Night fell they got about half way the car began to sputter and stopped abruptly.

"Damn it!" Blondie shouted.

"Well.....shit." she muttered softly.

He climbed out of the car door, looking her in the eye he said "I'll be right back." A few moments pass as Oasis hears a trickling noise, like water barely flowing into an empty metal bucket. She peeks out of the window, her eyes widen when she sees what he is doing. He is leaned up against the car peeing in the gas tank. Oasis blushes a deep red, when he sees her looking in his direction." What I'm taking a piss and filling up the tank?" he says cheerfully. She gets out of the car and politely implies.

"Are you done?"

"Why you want to know?" As he pulls his front hooves off the top of the car.

Oasis trots around the vehicle and looks him in the eyes, she slowly wraps her front legs around his neck and locks lips with him sensually. Blondie began to do the same back, she released her hold on him and climbs up on the hood of the car; leaving he ass hanging off the edge. She swings her tail from side to side, revealing her wet mare hood. Oasis says in a seductive tone "Come on, I'm waiting for the ride of my life."