pony sickness

by dustybronybooks

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy
Length: 478

a brony gets transported to equestria because he cant stop referencing ponies

Fenpony wrote the song
"cant stop referencing ponies" so he gets transported to equestria

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-01 23:36:26 UTC

living in a brony paradise

fen pony makes a song

One day fen pony was listning to his non-pony songs and noticed he couldnt stop referencing ponies. so one day he wrote a song about  it because  he felt like it, so one day they went to TROTcon and did a live performance of the song.

"we introduce Fen Pony." everybrony cheared and clapped

"hello everyone how are you im gonna rap now" so he rapped and rapped fast

"every time I rap, I can't help but reference pony, every other second

I'm... crazy, must be mad, I run around town bumpin DustyKatt

in my Canterlac, brohoofing everyone from Mando to Derpy

whether you like it or not, oh, wait, let me introduce myself

I'm Fen, and my special talent is talking really fast...

guess who the best pony is?

bringin a little bit of mad to this brony biz

wait! I talk nonsense, stream of conscious is akin to pinkie's

so bring me the contents, of that box set, I watch all in front of me

show appreciation with a nod and a fluttersquee

I'm Fluttershy when I walk the street, but when I rock to the beat

I'm confident, meek, not gonna be, walk to the creek,

"prospect of be", got ten of me, rock the boutique, rock to defeat

got v-scratch up on the beatbox

pony in my veins and I'm never gonna detox

[Chorus]

I can't stop referencing pony

I can't stop referencing pony

I can't stop referencing pony

Every time I rap, every time I rap, every time I rap

I can't stop referencing pony

I can't stop referencing pony

I can't stop referencing pony

Every time I, every time I, every time I open my mouth

Pinkie Pie style, word, I got this

I'm in the Party Party and we're back in office

I'm strictly musical, strictly rhythmic

I'm never gonna fit with a slick statistic

I'm Derpy-different, you heard me

I'm bringin the clumsy-cute back, am I nervous? certainly

born to rock pony, go on and quote me

float your boat, but don't get a hope to hold me

they never did find a way to shut me the buck up in the classroom

pass Rainbow Dash with a sonic rapboom

blurt words, and act like an introvert nerd

but when I'm on stage and I rap absurdly passionately

pack 'em when I walk in the ring

true pegasus speed, not a gossamer wing

impossible that things won't go well with a dose of pony

engross the globe till we own it totally

I never flow slowly, oppan scootaloo style

pluggin a cord in my brain and watchin ponies in a do-while"

then a huge tremor happened and a white light appered ontop of the stage, when the light subsided and everyone could see fen pony was nowhere to be found.