//-------------------------------------------------------// pony sickness -by dustybronybooks- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// living in a brony paradise //-------------------------------------------------------// living in a brony paradise //-------------------------------------------------------// fen pony makes a song //-------------------------------------------------------// fen pony makes a song One day fen pony was listning to his non-pony songs and noticed he couldnt stop referencing ponies. so one day he wrote a song about  it because  he felt like it, so one day they went to TROTcon and did a live performance of the song. "we introduce Fen Pony." everybrony cheared and clapped "hello everyone how are you im gonna rap now" so he rapped and rapped fast "every time I rap, I can't help but reference pony, every other second I'm... crazy, must be mad, I run around town bumpin DustyKatt in my Canterlac, brohoofing everyone from Mando to Derpy whether you like it or not, oh, wait, let me introduce myself I'm Fen, and my special talent is talking really fast... guess who the best pony is? bringin a little bit of mad to this brony biz wait! I talk nonsense, stream of conscious is akin to pinkie's so bring me the contents, of that box set, I watch all in front of me show appreciation with a nod and a fluttersquee I'm Fluttershy when I walk the street, but when I rock to the beat I'm confident, meek, not gonna be, walk to the creek, "prospect of be", got ten of me, rock the boutique, rock to defeat got v-scratch up on the beatbox pony in my veins and I'm never gonna detox [Chorus] I can't stop referencing pony I can't stop referencing pony I can't stop referencing pony Every time I rap, every time I rap, every time I rap I can't stop referencing pony I can't stop referencing pony I can't stop referencing pony Every time I, every time I, every time I open my mouth Pinkie Pie style, word, I got this I'm in the Party Party and we're back in office I'm strictly musical, strictly rhythmic I'm never gonna fit with a slick statistic I'm Derpy-different, you heard me I'm bringin the clumsy-cute back, am I nervous? certainly born to rock pony, go on and quote me float your boat, but don't get a hope to hold me they never did find a way to shut me the buck up in the classroom pass Rainbow Dash with a sonic rapboom blurt words, and act like an introvert nerd but when I'm on stage and I rap absurdly passionately pack 'em when I walk in the ring true pegasus speed, not a gossamer wing impossible that things won't go well with a dose of pony engross the globe till we own it totally I never flow slowly, oppan scootaloo style pluggin a cord in my brain and watchin ponies in a do-while" then a huge tremor happened and a white light appered ontop of the stage, when the light subsided and everyone could see fen pony was nowhere to be found.