A Very Special Kind of Muffin

by Einion Ironwicker

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance
Length: 1034

Just a Derpy x Twilight clopfic is all.

[Warning: Adult Content]
Twilight is surprised, when she finds a muffin at her door. The muffin has a note, it says "eat me".

This is just my attempt at a story being submitted on here, since I write in mostly Script Format. I mean idk why its so bad but meh -blank face- it don't really matter, I'll rewrite my stories so i may submit em so hope this one goes well.

P.S. I came up with this off the top of my head at moment, so cover art will come but later well enjoy -creepy grin-.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-02 06:25:24 UTC

Chaptor 1 "Muffin"

The day is sunny, not too bright but just right for a day of shopping. Twilight is trotting home from buying some more list making supplies, since spike had something to do over at Rarity's place she carries everything herself. Twilight says with a sigh "Wow, this stuff is really heavy no wonder I have spike do the shopping" she sighs again, as she finally comes to her front door. Sitting on her front porch, was a muffin just sitting there with a note next to it. The note says in strangely odd writen words "Eat Me", Twilight's stomach growls as she stares at it. Twilight sets down her supplies, she says with a slight hint of sarcasm "Well whats the worst that could happen, besides I'm hungry". The intriguingly gullible Twilight, picks up the muffin levitating it with her magic she takes a bite. The muffin was awfully crunchy she exclaimed, as she swallows Twilight begins slowly feeling numb till she passes out.

When the mare wakes up she finds she is on some strange velvet bed, Twilight tries to move her head but she cant feel anything but a tingly sensation. Just then, as Twilight was trying to make sense of the situation a door opens. The numb Twilight gasps, as a young Yellow mained grey mare walks in, she climbs onto the bed laying next to Twilight. Derpy says with a smile "Why hello there, are you comfortable?", the grey mare Derpy starts rubbing her hoof along Twilight's face. Twilight groaning says "W-whats going on Derpy?", Derpy just giggles continuing to rub Twilight's face with her hoof. Derpy climbs ontop of Twilight, leaning in her face she touches her nose to Twilight's, she then gives her a small kiss locking their lips together. Twilight's eyes widen her face blushes, as she is kissed by Derpy Twilight feels her flank being rubbed by Derpy's hind legs. The vey horny Derpy stops kissing Twilight, she says with a pant or two "I've admired you Twilight since the day you came to ponyvile, but i was so nervous that I couldn't work up the courage to talk to you", Derpy gives Twilight another kiss before she reaches her hoof reaches between her legs.

The now hot Twilight panting from Derpy's hoof and soft sweet kiss says "D-Derpy, you", before Twilight can say anything else Derpy rams her hoof against Twilight's hot dripping pussy. Twilight about to scream is quickly muffled by Derpy's lips, as her pussy spreads out slowly letting Derpy's hoof inside while their tongues dance around lustfully in eachothers mouths. Twilight giving in to the daring Derpy, lets out a small moan as more of Derpy's hoof enters her Twilight's breathing becomes heavy as she kisses Derpy back wraping her tongue around Derpy's. Derpy's hoof twists around inside Twilight's pussy, as Twilight clamps down hard on her hoof she uses her magic forming it into a glowing pink dildo ramming it deep inside Derpy's asshole. Derpy moans into kissing Twilight, as her asshole is streached by the dildo Derpy jerks her hoof inside Twilight making her moan loudly.

The two continue moaning their breathing becoming faster till they both climax, Derpy's hoof covered in Twilight's juices while Derpy's spray out all over Twilight making her fur sparkle with her juices. Twilight now able to move, grabs hold of Derpy flipping her on her back, as she begins kissing Derpy's neck she uses her magic to conjure up another dildo though this one had spikes. Derpy's eyes widen with fear, as she tries closing her legs, Twilight grabs Derpy's legs spreading them wide she shoves the spiked dildo inside Derpy's asshole, Twilight then shoves the other one in her asshole pistoning them in and out faster and faster.

Derpy moaning loud screaming, as her asshole is being violated ferociously by Twilight's magic spiked dildo. "T-Twilight!" Derpy screams while Twilight moves down, she starts licking Derpy's pussy slurping up her juices as they squirt out. Twilight continuing her attack digging her tongue deep inside Derpy's pussy sucking on her overflowing wet cunt, Twilight then bits down on Derpy's clit making her scream. Derpy yells "N-No! I-I'm gonna", just before she could finish she screams out her pussy quivers making Derpy pee. Twilight suckling on Derpy's pussy,gulps down her hot piss, as it flows into her mouth Derpy shakes and moans loudly holding tight onto Twilight's head with her legs. Derpy stops peeing, as she falls back the dildo still pistoning inside her asshole she says "Oh, oh my Twilight its just" Derpy moans as Twilight rams her hoof inside her pussy. Twilight chuckles deviously "This is payback from before" Twilight shoves her hoof deep inside Derpy's pussy hitting the entance to her womb, as she pistons the spiked dildo in and out of her asshole. Twilight giggles pervertedly "Derpy you know now that we have felt eachother's feelings, why not keep doing it say at my place?", Derpy nods happily "But um, what about your friend spike?" Twilight chuckles "Why don't you leave spike to me, for now lets explore some more".

Twilight pistons her hoof in and out of Derpy faster and harder, as the Spiked dildo rams in and out of her asshole while the on inside Twilight's asshole bangs around inside. Twilight's pussy quivers, as she cums squirting her juices all over the velvet sheets while Derpy cums covering Twilight's arm in her juice. Derpy "Twilight, I love you" her eyes filled with lust and happiness, Twilight lovingly replies "I love you too, Derpy" Twilight reaches up pulling Derpy toward her kissing her passionately. The two continue for some time, till they got bored and wanted some more company. Spike walking home groans "Man! I sure love Rarity aww so beutiful, but she is a work horse well at least I can rest my aching claws soon", the tired dragon walks up to the door of the Golden Oak Library his home to find the door open. Spike's eyebrow raises "Okay, this is odd?" the tired dragon walks inside peering around he spots on the table a muffin with a note saying "Eat Me".

[To Be Continued]