In the Canterlot Bar, there was silence... Everyone gasped in awe and wonder, as the Princess Speshul Snowflake walked in! Everyone gasped because she was byotiful, and one guy's face exploded from sheer awesomeness.
The Bar used to be nothing like the city, it was old, dirty, and dark. All the ponies looked like ruffians, covered in tattoos, and scars, but, when Princess Snowflake walked in, that all changed, the room became bright, and new, and byotiful! And all the ponies looked byotiful too, but nopony noticed because anyone looked ugly compared to Princess Snowflake.
Princess Snowflake sat down on a chair, and the chair instantly became a luxury king-sized bed. She sat on the edge of it, and looked at the pony next to her. "Greetings, pony," She said, "What's your name? I assume you already know mine."
The pony, pitch-black with a red mo-hawk and a giant scar running across his face, looked over to her, and said in a gruff voice. "The names Edge. Knife Edge." At the mention of such an edgy and dark name, the Bar returned to normal, and everyone looked sad. "And why are you here?" Knife Edge asked.
"To get a drink," It was then that the bartender became byotiful again and handed her a bottle of apple juice, shaken not shtirred.
"Hmph, not drinking beer? Wow, it's like you don't even edge..."
"What?" A look of confusion spread across her face, wondering what he meant. She was an absolute genius, but even the greatest sometimes make mistakes.
"I said, it's like you don't even edge. My non-existent pinkie is edgier than you!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Princess Snowflake stood up, and used her super original alicorn powers to hamehameha at Knife Edge, which was her way of saying "Hey, wanna go on a date?" At least, that's what the locals assumed, as someone as special and original as Speshul Snowflake would never harm someone for personal gain.
Knife Edge knew this, and said "I'm already dating someone, c'mon babe" A tall pony-creator alicorn stood up from a nearby seat, and she looked at Speshul Snowflake.
