The Planet of Equines, baby

by Blondie98

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Crossover, Anthro, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance, Spike, Science Fiction
Length: 1610

The following story os an adventure about the crossover between Space Dandy and My Little Pony friendship is magic tThere will be romance,action, and even tears. enjoy the following tale" Planet of the Eqines, Baby"

Space Dandy and his brave space crew land on a odd planet of human, equine hybrids. Dandy also runs into complications when a certain pony catches his eye. However there is something cosmically wrong when dandy and his friends arrive. Dandy must choose between the love of his life and ever going back to Boobies again.

Published 2019-06-07 01:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-06-07 01:30:01 UTC

The Horse Head Nebula, Baby.

As the star ship known as the Aloha Oe flew through the stars. Dandy was taking a shower, making sure to wash his hair twice. After thirty minutes of constant care to his hair dew, he wrapped his towel around his waist. When he was walking through the metallic hallway to his room, when he felt a large vibration throughout the entire ship. Falling to his face he quickly grabbed the frame to his room. the ship was starting to flip forward at a slow pace. Dandy quickly smashed the button on the wall and scrambled into his room as fast as he could. When he looked around his room all of his magazines, surfboards, and tiger skin rug were all thrown around the room in a violent manner. Within seconds QT was calling him on his wrist communicator.

"Dandy, we were struck by an asteroid!" QT screeched, while Dandy was quickly getting dressed. The ship began to stabilize slowly, he quickly ran to the cockpit as fast as he could. "What the hell QT?!" He yelled loudly. QT stretched out his robotic arms and began to click assorted buttons as Dandy sat down in his captain seat. He quickly grabbed his motorcycle looking steering wheel and assessed the situation. Their beloved ship was in an asteroid field heading for nowhere, but into the endless amount of space debris. Meow maneuvered his way onto the deck over tossed around equipment and some empty boxes of ramen noodles. Meow quickly shut the door and began to scan the interstellar map for anything. but nothing good came of it except more damage to the ship.

" what are you seeing over there QT?" Dandy yelled furiously while maneuvering as fast as he could.

"Nothing yet, but we could simply warp." He inquired in a sarcastic auto tuned voice.

"Shut up! I'm trying to think!...I got it!" He yelled in admiration.

"What now pompadour?" Meow inquired angrily.

"Where going to warp baby!" Dandy smugly yelled.

Dandy stood up and raised his fist in the air. Quickly slamming his finger on to the pink illuminated button separating the interstellar map from the flight controls. Within seconds the room began to warp and become misshapen. The lights and colors started to mix and blend in swirls. Even the outside of the ship began to deform into shapes like that of the inside of a lava lamp. As the moments passed a large flash of light was emitted and the Aloha Oe vanished.

All of a sudden before the crew of the Aloha Oe knew it they were above a green and blue planet with a purple glowing atmosphere. Dandy looked intently at the planet, studying what little his brain could comprehend. QT began to stretch out his arms and clicked buttons around the map. "Dandy, Meow! That is an unknown planet!" QT shouted excitedly. Both Dandy and Meow raised there hand and paw into to the air and screamed "YEAH!" as they gave each other a high five. Dandy quickly arose from his seat and ran to the transporter room. When QT and Meow caught up with him, he already had his space suit on with the oxygen supply cut on. Meow started to walk over to a platform as QT began to punch in the coordinates.

"Start it up QT, i'm ready for my payday!" Dandy proudly proclaimed.

"But the planet has a stabilized oxygen supply and it has gravity, so you wont need your suit." QT said proudly.

"Oh don't bother me with details, just fire it up and lets get this show on the road." Dandy said in a calm but egotistical tone.

With that being said QT didn't hesitate clicking the big red button. All of a sudden Dandy and Meow vanished with nothing left behind but a little smoke trail. The next thing Dandy knew was he was standing in a boutique next to a white unicorn with a pampered purple mane. She had her head buried in a chest filled with fabric and spools of string with her tail swishing back and forth. He couldn't help his urges to check out the booty he so admired. From her perfectly polished hooves up seemed to be the curves he couldn't resist. Dandy slipped his helmet off quietly, so she would be able to hear him more clearly. He also took a moment to fix his hair, slightly adjusting it to make it look more refreshed.

"That's a grade A butt you got there baby." he said holding his helmet on his side.

"What!?" she screamed confusingly

As Dandy was being faced by and unknown creature Meow was in a sticky situation. Hours earlier Meow found himself in a hot rectangular place, covered in icing. He could begin to smell the scent of burning hair, as he began to feel his tail catch fire. Meow jumped out of the oven and landed on a pink pony with a curly, messy pink mane. He quickly jumped off of her on all fours with his tail ablaze and smoking up the entire room. Meow jumped into the sink with more smoke, as he sighed from the burning pain leaving his tail. He only blinked for a moment but when he opened his eyes, his were met by another set of eyes; except they were blue.

"Hi! My name is Pinkie Pie What's yours?" In a loud excited voice

"Umm.........I'm Meow." He said hesitantly as he climbed out of the sink.

She showed him around the house, telling him about the various different types of treats. Then Meow began to explain as to where he came from. But lets switch gears back to dandy's issue. The white unicorn furiously turned around and began to throw anything within her vicinity. Dandy attempted to dodge wooden spools of thread and rolls of fabric. Until he is quickly struck with a sewing machine in the temple. Dandy falls flat on his face against the hard tile floor. After a small amount he begins to regain consciousness from the sudden blow to the head. As he stumbled up to his feet he was quickly met with a pair of dark blue eyes. She quickly backed away from Dandy and begins to stutter some incoherent words.

" Wha.... what are you?!" she screams

"I'm human, baby."

"Bu....but humans don't exist!"

Dandy just raised an eyebrow the statement she had made. He looked down to massage his head with his right hand. He plopped down on the nearest piece of furniture, witch happened to be a coffee table. The unicorn just stood there, looking at him from head to toe. "That is a truly odd article of clothing he's wearing." She thought to herself. Curiosity got the best of her one might say, she started to reach for his shoulder the cop a feel at the fabric. However, when her hand had nearly made contact by and inch; dandy grabbed her wrist gently. Pulling her in close enough to where there noses touched, dandy only managed to say a single sentence. "So what is your name, baby?" She winced when he grasped her wrist, however; she seemed to feel content. hesitantly saying her name" I...Its Rarity." Dandy immediately stood up and planted his lips on her feathery soft hand. A crimson red blush ran across her cheeks as he looked back up in her direction.

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Pinkie Pie and Meow were sitting at a table inside the bakery near Sugar Cube Corner. Meow being the hog he is when it comes to eating, was shoving his mouth full of pretty much anything with icing on it. The inquisitive hyperactive pink pony only sat there and watched him engulf all of the baked goods. Other ponies that walked pass the shop just stared as they walked by , because their was no creature that looked like him on there planet. After him eating for over an hour some of Pinkie's friends walked into the shop. the door bell sounded a loud "Ping!" She shot straight up out of her seat and frantically greeted the " HEYYY! APPLE JACK, FLUTTER SHY, RAINBOW DASH, AND TWILIGHT!!!"

they all acted as though they didn't hear Pinkie Pie. They were all fixated on the cat like being shoving cup cake after cup cake into his mouth. each of them pulled up a chair while keeping their eyes on him the whole time, even when the all sat down simultaneously. Nothing but silence fell upon the group of friends, only the sound of meow swallowing food filled the room. As soon as Meow took a break from eating, Twilight began to raise her finger as if to say something. However, she was quickly interrupted by the sound of laughter, hooves ,metal boots, clacking against the cobblestone walk way going past the store. It was Dandy With Rarity by his side, laughing and talking with one another. You could tell they were beginning to be fond of each other, they were practically touching shoulders.
"I cant believe you spend that much time on your, handsome pompadour." Rarity inquired delightfully.
"I know!, I usually spend close to three hours on a good day." he said with a bright smile and his eyes drifting toward hers.

Author's Note

This is only half of chapter 1. I've only uploaded half cause I would like to have some opinions on what I have done so far. Please let me know what you think of it so far and if you like it, know there will be more soon!

p.s. the plot will thicken