Objective: Friendship

by Vaughn

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 2218

The last T-1000 in existence is sent to equestria, eight years into the future. its designation? to make friends.

The last of the T-1000 series in a horse form is sent to Equestria by the main computer. It's assignment was to make friends. It finds itsself thrust into danger. From fighting nightmare moon, to discord, queen chrysalis, and Tirek. Why was he the unlucky one? At least he doesn't need someone's shoes, clothes and their bike…

(Cover image is not mine)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-16 03:24:58 UTC

The First Ever Screw Up

     The Termi-Pony flexed his joints after he came off the assembly line. Th  other T-1000, was in a human form, towering over the termi-pony. The Terminator walked up to the main console and got its assignment. So did the termi-pony. "Good Luck, termi-pony." The Terminator said. It's assignment was to kill Sarah Connor, and the T-1B200. However, the termi-pony got something completely different. It was to go to this Equestria and make friends. He heard electronic crackling. One of the consoles must have malfunctioned.

     Nonetheless, the termi-pony activated the time-traveling device, and was almost instantaneously teleported to a clearing in Equestria. He found himself with a black, soft...coat with wings and a horn. He calmly started walking towards a small town, where a blue pegasus flew, leaving a rainbow in its wake. There were no robotic noises, for the noises were muffled by the flesh. The robot's legs moved with ease, growing closer to the town by every passing second. He was instantly met by a energetic pink pony who claimed to be known as Pinkie Pie. She then thrust toward him a cupcake, which the termi-pony just explained the he 'just ate and was full'. She looked sad, until the blue pegasus trotted over, and started whispering into Pinkie's ear. Something about a water balloon, and 'welcoming the new royalty to ponyville.' Both grinned mischeviously and ran off. He shrugged to himself, and headed to what was apparently the town hall. Who's the royalty? He thought.

     When he walked in, the apparent mayor of the town greeted him. "Hello your highness, and welcome back to pony-" she trailed off as she realized that he wasn't princess Luna. "What country do you come from?" She asked, a bit intimidated by the newcomer.

     "I come from America." He stated.

     "Never heard of that place before. If you'd like, I could take you to see the princesses. He only nodded. He may not have emotions yet, but he sure learned one just now. Boredom.Of all the emotions... His train of thought was cut off as the mayor said, "Follow me. You'll be able to meet our two co-rulers of Equestria. So I'm some type of a king or Prince? cool.

     The mayor ended up taking him to the train station, where 'courtesy of her' got two tickets for the train to Canterlot. Nearly everypony on the train gawked or was in awe. The termi-pony just looked out the window. "Um, don't you like attention, Prince..." a mare started to say, but backed down when she realized she didn't know his name, or whether he was a threat or not. The train ride went without further question. That is, until two familiar ponies burst in the car throwing water balloons all hitting the termi-ponies' face. Definately a king or prince. He thought. He glared at anyone who made eye contact after wiping off the water.

     The train slowed to a stop at the Canterlot train station, where the Mayor of Ponyville escorted him to the castle. A guard at the front stopped them. "What's your business. And make it quick- I need to be in bed soon.He must be nocturnal. Judging it's about 9 A.M., he was about to go to sleep.

     "I would like to meet the rulers of this nation. The termi-pony said blandly.

     "Yeah yeah- *yaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnn* go right in." He mumbled, as he made his way to his room. "Just go straight. Biggest door you've ever seen. Don't try anything because there's about a million guards on duty 24/7."

      The mayor returned to Ponyville, and the termi-pony went into the hall, where there Sat two bored princesses. The larger one with an hour glass, the smaller one with a paddle ball. They both looked up to see him. "Who are you, pray tell?" The smaller one asked. "What are you doing here, and how soon can I play a video game with you?" The larger of the two glared at her.

     "I'd rather stay anonymous right now, my mission is a secret, and if you actually want to play a video game, just let me know, just not this moment." The smaller one squealed in delight upon hearing the last part. The larger one just roller her eyes.

     "I'm princess Celestia, and this is my younger sister, Princess Luna." 'Celestia' said."What nation are you from?"

     "I come from America." He said for the second time in a day. "You've probably never heard of it though."

     Princess Luna spoke up. "Come Prince Ananymous! There are video games in need of playing!!! Besides, it IS later!" The termi-pony just looked at Celestia with an expression that read, There's no getting out of this is there? She chuckled and shook her head no as he was being dragged out of the room by magic. "Shall we start with Mare of War?" Yep. This is gonna be a looong day.

Nightmare Moon

     The termi-pony powered on. After what happened yesterday, he needed to collect some solar energy. It was a lot of gaming. When he got outside, he was welcomed with a strange surprise. Both the moon and the sun were out. According to his calculations, it should be around 10 A.M. After he finished charging, he trotted to the throne room to find Celestia and an all black alicorn dressesdwith armor, who looked a bit like-

     "LUNA! Why are you doing this again!" Celestia shouted. "As soon as that black pony gets here I'll send him to get the elements of harmony!" He took that phrase as his Que, so he walked into sight. But he was greeted with was a powerful magic attack, sending him flying into the wall, breaking through it. He quickly got up and dusted off, to the horror of the guard who witnessed it, and got back to the throne room. His left wing was bent awkwardly and was dripping with blood. His right back leg also dripped crimson blood.

     "You can't get rid of me that easy." He said. Both Luna and Celestia whipped their heads towards him in astonishment.

     "But that should have killed you!" Protested Luna. "Or at least knock you out cold!"

     "Never underestimate me." Was all he said, before he started advancing. "We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way." His eyes were as cold as ice.

     "But the elements..." Celestia began.

     "Aren't needed. You've got me." Luna laughed at that. "Something funny?"

     "You think you can defeat me! That's what!" She said, as she blasted him with a humongous beam of magic. What she saw next would haunt her forever. The pony Luna thought would be her friend, was a robot. Now that the flesh from him was gone, the whirr of electronics could be heard with every step it took. This caused Luna to start crying.

     "What do you have to say, Luna?" He asked. He knew completely well that his robotic form was exposed. He didn't care. Seeing him as a robot must have triggered something in her, for she changed back into herself.

     "I'm... sorry." She said. "Will you be able to still be friends with me?" She asked, scared he might hate her for what she did.

     It was about this point that Celestia was fully aware of her surroundings after being in shock. She looked towards where Nightmare Moon was, and not only saw her sister back in her original form, but also a metallic, pony-like monster by her sister. She saw it nod at her sister, then walk over to her, the soft whirr of electronics getting louder as it got closer. It then produced a needle, to Celestia's horror. As if a bloody head wasn't bad enough.

      He inserted the needle in Celestia's bloodline. She needed anesthetics for the concussion she received. He then dabbed her head with a cotton swab with anti-bacterial agents. He then wrapped her head around said area with gauze. Good thing he had a built in med pac.

     He then proceeded to his newly acquired quarters, where he sent a message eight years into the past, requesting new skin. It basically appeared in front of him in a matter of minutes. Before it fully materialized, he stepped into it, and became the black alicorn he was known for being. I'll have to meet these... elements of harmony Celestia was talking about. He proceeded to the throne room, which oddly looked like nothing had happened. There was a guard talking to a purple Alicorn, who pointed at him as soon as he saw him. Princess Luna and Celestia were nowhere to be found. He was about to leave, when he was stopped by the Alicorn. He turned around and looked her dead in the eyes. "I'm going to have to ask you a few questions." Was all she said.

     "On whose authority?" He asked. "I'm looking for someone right now."

     "My own authority. I mean heLLO I'm a princess. And two, who are you looking for."

     "First off, you don't look like one," he poked her on the nose. "Second is Princess Luna."

     "Are you two-"

     "No. But I just stopped her from doing... Something horrible, and apparently it would be for the second time."

     "Oh. You mean becoming nightmare moon again. I guess you can go, but I'll question you later."

     "Fine by me." He trotted away, leaving the purple Alicorn. He stopped. "I never got your name, 'princess'."

     "Princess Twilight Sparkle, element of magic. Yours?"

     "That's none of your concern." He walked off to find princess Luna. He wished he got under that purple princess' skin.

     BACK WHERE TWILIGHT WAS

     "Spike, send a letter to each of our friends saying that we may have a new enemy."

     "Sure thing Twi." He moaned. If the rumors were true, that pony was practically a living tank.

(No pun intended turtle lovers)

SUSPENSE!!!

Friking main six....cant give a machine his recharge time

      It had been nearly a week since the Nightmare Moon incident, and it had been covered up quite well. Now there were just rumors that it started all over a cookie. (Ironically enough, Luna was eating a cookie when this rumor came around.)

      The termi-pony powered on to see that his door handle was twisting back and forth. He ran over, pulled the door open, and was toppled by princess Luna. "Eh heh heh." She began sheepishly. "Um.... wrong room?" The termi-pony just gave her one of those looks that said, Yeah right. Like I'm going to beleive that. "So I was trying to surprise you when you were asleep. No harm in making sure you have a pleasant stay... Mr. Robot. He groaned at hearing that. He considered ridding her from his life, but thought better of it. After all, he WAS trying to make friends.

     "I was created to eat, but the food is turned into extra energy I need to get out of my system." He groggily started to trudge to the dining hall, where he usually stood around the perimeter of the room watching. Luna was close in trail, grabbing him by his back left leg with magic.

     "Hold on there! Don't you want to play some video games?" She used her puppy dog face.

     "First off, you should know better that that doesn't affect me. Secondly, that face is getting old. Finally, no. Maybe later." He then continued to the dining hall to find a surprise. Literally. The mane six were there, minus one pony who let loose a gain t banner that read, Surprise! Oddly enough though, twilight had been glaring at the termi-pony for quite some time. He just gave her the, Yea. You're intimidating. Let's get this over with. face.

     After breakfast, the six asked him loads of questions, all very personal, and he answered each one. They seemed very hostile, dept for pinkie who just bounced around laughing.

     The main six gave up the questioning and then 'followed' him wherever he went. Little did they know he had infrared scanners and that he was a robot. He turned around, pissed off at them and said, "Would you stop following me?! I'm simply going to Luna's quarters to play video games. He heard a 'ooh la la' followed by a small slap. He then rolled his eyes, and entered Luna's room who was waiting with an extra earpiece and a controller.

     The main six briefly got a glimpse, for Luna shut the door, which rainbow dash said ''ooh la la'' again.

     Throughout the day, the termi-pony was followed and stalked by the main six everywhere he went. The only place he went for total peace and quiet was his quarters. There he could recharge in science. Too bad for him Twilight had planted a surveillance camera, and could see him put out his solar panels. She called for the girls, who were all as equally shocked. "We need to warn the princesses! Spike, send a letter!" Was all she needed to say.