He's coming... He's coming... He's coming...

by LivingHell42

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Princess Celestia, Human, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1121

An unstoppable creature is destroying all major towns and cities all over the world and now Equestria, what are the sister princesses to do?

First Saddle Arabria then Prance now we've lost contact with all the major towns and cities here in Equestria. We've even lost the Elements to this...thing. It has killed everything in it's path, now it's at the doorstep to the castle. My sister and I are trapped in these halls having to hear the only thing my people have heard before their deaths, a choirs of voices singing. Always ending with the same repeated words before they died. "He's coming...he's coming...he's coming..."

(Just a little something I wanted to make in spirit for the Fouth of July. I hope you enjoy)
(Inspired from this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc )

Published 2014-07-04 16:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-04 16:10:02 UTC

I don't know if I told you but...He's Coming...

The throne room was quiet as Celestia used her magic to raise the sun, a normally calming task. It gave her time to not have to think about her royal agenda for the day, even if was only for a little bit. This time through, she was dreading the light that came from the horizon, the light pouring itself over the burning remains her here once beloved city. Celestia tore her gaze from the horrid site, and turns her attention to her little sister sitting next to her.

"I can't believe we have lived and thrived a thousand years just to watch everything we've worked for destroyed in three weeks..." Luna said with a few tears running down her face.

"Everything is going to be alright, we can rebuild, once this menace to the world is dealt with." Celestia said in a not-so-optmistic tone.

"How can you say that sis!?" Luna shouted "Look at our land, it's nothing more then a smoldering husk. That thing has killed everything in it's path and now it's close to the throne room the guards we sent out there to defend us won't be able to do anything against it! It will slaughtered them, and us soon after that..." Luna looked down and was now full out crying ignoring her older sister who was now trying to calm her down.

That's when they heard it, the sound that marked the end...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"By our mother's mane....he's here...." Luna said as she looked up and through her tears.

"Washington, Washington,

Six foot eight weighs a fucking ton,

Opponents beware, opponents beware...

He's coming...he's coming... he's coming..."

With those last words heard from other end of the throne room and it's door. The door and the surrounding wall exploded with what looked like red, white, and blue.....fireworks? The biped that has been destroying the world as they knew it, walked through the portion of wall it has just blown up into a colorful display.

The two sisters went slack jawed, no words could describe the scene in front of them. The biped which the voices had called "Washington" was dragging an axe behind him, which had a young guard's head stuck to the blade of the axe. In the Washington's other hand was a flag, with had a blue box with some tiny white stars formed in a circle, with red and white stripes. It was no flag the sisters have ever seen during their thousand years. after a moment of utter silence that felt like an eternity. Then the sound of drums broke the silence, shortly after, a small creature smiler to the large biped that was walking slowly towards them. The smaller biped began singing, in the tune the sisters knew too well.

"Let me lay it on the the line,

He has two on the vine,

I mean he has two sets of testicals,

So divine"

Another small creature even smaller then the first small biped joined him in the choirs.

"On a horse made of crystal

He patrolled the land,

The mason ring and shozer in his perfect hands"

The Celestia and Luna merely watched in horror as the two small biped sung of the huge biped who never took his glare at the two trembling princesses.

"Here comes George,

In control,

Women dug his snuff and his gallon stroll

He ate opponents brains and invented cocaine"

"He's coming... he's coming... he's coming..."

The two sisters couldn't contain their fear any long, they both screamed as loud as their royal lungs could muster and held each other for safety.

"I'M SO SORRY SIS FOR TURNING INTO NIGHTMARE MOON ALL THOSE MOONS AGO!" Luna cried into her older sister's chest.

"I'M SO SORRY FOR HAVING SEX WITH YOUR COLTFRIEND TWO DAYS PRIOR!" Celestia cried back.

"Wait what?" Luna pulled away enough to look at her sister quizzically.

The large biped known now as, George Washington, dropped the axe and used his strength to put the flag pole into the marble floor. Still slowly taking his time to cross the long throne room. The smaller bipeds following close behind.

"Washington, Washington,

Six foot twenty,

Killing for fun,

Spread, spread, Delaware"

"He's coming... he's coming... he's coming..."

Washington, now climbing the stairs to the thrones of the two sisters. Celestia broke away from her sister's grasp and stode in front of her and erected a barrier to hopefully slow the creatures advance.

"Sue. Me, if I go too fast,

But the sons of his opponents wished he was their dad,

He got a wig for his wig,

He had a brain for his heart,

He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart! Oh!"

With that, Washington took a few steps then jumped at the barrier with a powerful flying kick that would make Chuck Norris envious, shattering the barrier with little effort. He stood in front of the two alicorns who we recoiling in fear. Then he rose his fist ready to strike a killing blow to the princesses, but was stopped by the sudden reaction of the smaller of the two alicorns.

"STOP! We surrender! Please don't kill us! We surrender, we surrender! Please stay your hand, we will give you anything you want! Just let us live!" Luna shouted at Washington with all the she could get out of herself before crying again into her forehooves.

With the words of surrender entering his ears, George Washington lowered his hand and stared blankly at the crying princesses before her. Then he did something that made the sisters both jump back in surprise. Washington started to laugh, a low bassie laugh that would make Vinyl Scratch's Dubstep sound like classical music.

With that Washington without even saying a word turned around and walked right of the throne room laugh the entire time. His two followers right behind him discussing who many dicks George Washington might have. Leave the two princesses in the throne room slack jawed and speechless leaving nothing more than silence.

"What...what just happened?" Luna finally said breaking the silence between in the throne room.

"I...I... don't know..." said Celestia still slack jawed and not believing the events that just took place.

"Well, seeing how we're still somehow alive I guess we can start to rebuild... but first, to a more pressing issue..." Luna said while she walked in front of her sister with a very stern and slightly annoyed face.

Celestia shacked her head to regain focus on her sister in front of her. "Yes sis, what is it?

Luna got up into her sister business and looked her right in the eyes. "You slept with my colt friend before you banished me!?"