"What is the point of forcing me to see some idiotic foalish magic show Auntie?" asked an incredulous Blueblood as he sat in his carriage across from his great, great, great, etc. aunt Princess Celestia.

"I'm tried of you just sitting around in the castle doing nothing all day...you really need to get out more." explained Celestia in a cheerful mood.

"I'm perfectly fine where I am." he crossed his forelegs in utter contempt for his aunt. Apart from staying at the castle, Blueblood usually stayed at his own townhouse outside of Canterlot, socializing or lazying around during the day, and having sex with a random high society mare by night.

There was nothing Blueblood liked more than taking advantage of his status by pounding a mare until she saw stars. That was the life for him. But the amount of fresh flank has decreased at an alarming rate ever since the night of the gala where he met...HER!

The one mare that caused his own blood to boil every time he thought of her, the stuck-up bitch that humiliated him so much. She will pay for what she did. Unfortunately, that white unicorn is untouchable since she is close to Princess Celestia, and if there is one pony he did NOT want to incur the wrath of, it would be Celestia.

"When are you actually going to do SOMETHING with your life Blueblood?" asked Celestia with concern. "You can't live like this forever, when are you going to settle down?"

"Me?!" began the prince. "With a wife and foals?! Are you serious?!" he looked at his aunt like she has gone crazy...again.

"What's wrong with raising a family?"

"Boredom...sheer boredom and insanity...no ma'am, no nagging wife and annoying foals for me...it will NEVER happen!" he shook his head.

Soon, the carriage stopped at its destination. "P&T Theater." yelled the carriage puller from outside as he announced their destination.

"I guess this is your stop Blueblood." smirked Celestia.

"Whatever...don't expect me to give you a rave review when we meet again auntie." Blueblood reluctantly opened the carriage door and stepped outside, he did not bother to say goodbye to his aunt. She was too old fashioned and naive for his tastes.

As the carriage drove away, the prince showed his VIP ticket to the usher and was immediately escorted to one of the balcony's overlooking the stage. It was a nice quaint theater, nothing too special about it, but not a complete dump either, at least his reputation wouldn't be hurt by attending the place, unlike some OTHER theaters that he like to sneak into under an assumed name.

"And now, ladies and gentlecolts, please put your hoofs together for an act making her P&T Theater debut, give it up for..." the announcer yelled through the audio system. The stage curtains suddenly raised up and a large smoke filled explosion filled the stage. Suddenly, a mare jumped out of the smoke. "...THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!" she announced with great acclaim and boasting.

Blueblood took a good look at the mare from where he sat in his balcony seat. She had a light blue mane and tail, blue coat, she was absolutely stunning, the prince was in awe of her. "I think this show will be better than I thought." he said to himself with a smirk. He continued staring at the magician as Trixie began her show.

"THANK YOU! THANK YOU ALL!" exclaimed a happy Trixie. "YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERFUL TO TRIXIE!" she bowed once last time before she threw a smoke bomb on the stage floor to hide her exist. She quietly left the stage before the smoke could clear and made her way to her dressing room.

"Tonight we rule this theater! Tomorrow...the world!" mused the mare to herself as she used her magic to remove her hat and cape. "Soon...Trixie will become THE greatest AND most powerful in all of Equestria...and that annoying bitch Twilight Sparkle will be praising me for how much better than her Trixie has become!" as per tradition after every successful show, she would add another pin to the Twilight Sparkle voodoo doll she made. Suddenly, a knock on the door interrupted her moment of self-ego boosting. "Who interrupts the great and powerful Trixie?"

The door opened to reveal a smirking Prince Blueblood walk in. "Who the buck are you?" asked a suspicious Trixie.

Blueblood was take aback by what this mare said. "How dare you not know who I am!"

"So? Unless you came here for a photo or autograph, Trixie doesn't give a flying buck who you are." she said in a stuck-up manner as she sat in front of the mirror and began brushing her mane.

The prince has never encountered such a mare before, a mare who doesn't give a piece of manure that he is royalty. "If you must know missy, I am Prince Blueblood, a noble of the Canterlot Royal Court and-"

"Be quiet!" interrupted the blue mare. "Trixie already knows who you are...so, do you want an autograph or something? Because Trixie has better things to do with her time besides just sitting here talking to some stuck-up high society stallion who has his head stuck up his rump."

"What was THAT supposed to mean?!" exclaimed an offended Blueblood.

"You heard me."

"Well...judging from the show, I'd say you're nothing but an egotistical brat with no manners or volume control!"

"At least Trixie has more manners than you!" Trixie turned around and gave Blueblood an angry look.

"At least I don't refer to myself in the third pony!"

"At least Trixie isn't afraid of getting myself dirty!"

"At least I don't boast about myself 24/7!"

Both Trixie and Blueblood soon found themselves face to face, snorting and growling at each other. "Just what kind of mare are you?!"

"A mare that won't have NONE of your egotistical horse manure...and you? What kind of stallion are you?"

"A stallion that won't have NONE of your bratty behavior."

The prince could not believe it, but for the first time ever, he has finally met a mare that was more than a match for him. "So...what was your REAL reason in coming backstage to visit me?"

"To see if you wanted to have one night stand with me."

"Why?" Trixie was suspicious.

"Because I'm a prince and I can have any mare whenever I want." he smirked.

"More like...I'm a prince and I'm hopelessly horny and sick of using my hoof." snickered the mare.

"You know what? Fuck you! I'll find some other less crass and more quiet mare to rut her brains out, I'm Prince Blueblood after all!" he turned around to leave, he never felt so insulted.

"And that mare will kick you in the face and run once she finds out who you are...your reputation proceeds you your highness."

Blueblood turned back around. "YOU DON'T KNOW ME BITCH! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" he angrily snorted and yelled.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, Trixie has been called much worse Mr. gets verbally berated by a mare." she stated without care. "But Trixie does feel kind of sorry for you...so how about an offer?"

"Name it."

Without saying a word, a smirking Trixie turned around, placed her forelegs against a wall and lifted her tail to reveal her marehood in all of its glory. "This offer lasts for thirty seconds, make your choice." virtually taunting the prince to come and get it.

Blueblood could see some of the mare's excitement slowly drip down to the floor. Was the argument turning this mare on? Blueblood did not care, he was still pissed off at how the mare talked to him. "You know what, screw this...I don't need to be treated like this...good day!" the prince turned around and walked towards the door.

"Coward!" yelled Trixie at the departing Blueblood. The stallion stopped dead in his tracks.

"What did you call me?" angrily growled the stallion.

"A dirty coward." smirked Trixie, still offering herself.

"You...are...on!" something inside him snapped with rage and he quickly used his magic to drag Trixie by the tail to the couch.

"WHAT THE-?" exclaimed a shocked Trixie as she was thrown on the couch.

"Time to show you your place nave!" growled Blueblood through gritted teeth. He smacked Trixie's face with his forehoof. He sat down on the couch and used his magic to pull on Trixie's mane towards him. "Now lick and suck my cock like a good low class filthy slut you are!" he pointed to his sheath.

Trixie just laughed. "About time you grew a pair!"

"I SAID SUCK!" he smacked Trixie on the back of the head.

"You want sucking? Trixie will show you sucking!" and with that Trixie went down started to run her tongue along the prince's sheath. She happily teased it and ran her tongue up, down and in circles on it until his erection made its proud debut. Trixie continued going as the prince's erection grew and grew. The mare was secretly impressed at how thick it was, but she continued with the oral as she licked up and down his molted shaft. She could hear the stallion grunt in pleasure.

Trixie greatly enjoyed that sound and used that as her cue to start licking at the tip. "Do you...enjoy...sucking cock?" grunted and panted the stallion. "OH FUCK!" he exclaimed as the mare suddenly put her entire big mouth around his shaft and started sucking. Her head bobbed up and down his erection, her purple eyes looked up at his with smug satisfaction. "I'll take that...as a yes..." he grunted.

Blueblood could feel his entire stallionhood start to twitch in anticipation for his inevitable climax. He could not remember a time when a mare gave him amazing oral. Trixie was enjoying it as well, her own cunt started to drip with excitement, all of this dirty talking and treatment really turning her on. She quickly came up with a devious plan and immediately stopped and removed her mouth off of the erection.

"What do you think you're doing slut?"

Trixie just gave an evil laugh. "For my next trick...watch the great and powerful Trixie make this nice thick princely rod.." she got up and straddled over the stallion. "DISAPPEAR!" and in one motion she slammed herself down on the stallion, both of them giving out a loud gasp. Blueblood was inside her up to the hilt and the mare, after a few seconds of recovery, started to bounce on the the prince's thick cock.

"Amazing...trick..." said the stallion between grunts as he placed his forelegs on the mare's hips. As she continued to bounce on it, Blueblood nipped at the mare's neck, eliciting a loud moan, he found one of her sensitive spots.

Trixie felt like she was loosing all sanity, he felt amazing inside her, she felt every part of her insides get stimulated, she felt full, this was amazing, her tongue started to stick out. Blueblood was enjoying how nice it felt inside her, and how much pleasure he was giving her. "Looks like I'm going to win." smirked the stallion.

"Not if I make you cum first!" Trixie exclaimed, too in pleasure to care that she did not speak in the third pony.

"I would love to see you try commoner!" he egged her on.

Trixie picked up her speed and deviously nibbled at the stallion's ear, getting a loud moan from him. "I will not let you win!" he exclaimed through his moans.

Both continued on for what felt like several minutes as both of their climaxes drew nearer. "OH FUCK...AHHH..." Trixie yelled.

"Cum for me you filthy casual...cum for me!" he smirked.

"NEVER!" Trixie was defiant until the end. But her own body betrayed her as a huge wave of pleasure surged across her body and let out a loud moan of pleasure. "FUCK!"

Her inner walls clamped down on the stallion's erection with in turn cause him to climax hard inside her. His flared head spraying cum inside her, with some leaking out of her. Both unicorns never felt so satisfied before, their coats matted with sweat, mane's messy and both exhausted. Both quickly and roughly kissed each other still riding high from their respective orgasms.

Trixie rested her head on the prince's chest. "Wow..." she exclaimed, panting. "...let's call that a tie."

"I can fully agree with that." panted the stallion.

Both kissed each other again but more tenderly this time. They both broke the kiss and laughed at each other and the situation. "I guess we both met our respective matches huh?" began the mare.

"I guess so." smiled the prince.

Suddenly, a knock on the locked door ruined the moment. "Your highness? Are you in there?" asked a guard pony from outside.

"What is it? I'm a bit busy in here." he exclaimed while smiling at Trixie and kissing her.

"You're aunt is waiting in the carriage for you."

Blueblood groaned. "Tell her I'll be right there."

"So...guess you have to leave now?" asked a slightly disappointed Trixie.

"Unfortunately." he sighed as he gently pushed the mare off of him. The mare quickly got off of him and lied down on the couch. Blueblood straightened himself out and got himself to appear presentable again. "Uh....it was fun meeting you Miss Trixie."

"Yes...it was very fun." smiled the mare, but was upset that she might not see the stallion again, he has proven to be such a hard act to follow already.

Blueblood walked towards the door but turned around. "If you are ever in town again...feel free to visit my townhouse whenever you want." he used his magic to write down the address of his home on a napkin and levitated to her.

"Trixie will...think about." she winked as she happily took the address.

They both smiled at each other one last time before the prince left the room and closed the dressing room door. Trixie was alone on the couch. "Trixie...I think you have just hit your biggest break yet." she smiled in awe.

Blueblood got into the carriage.

"My...you're in a good mood...I bet the show went rather well?" Celestia was glad that her nephew appeared to be in a much better mood.

"Oh yes...the show was great." nodded Blueblood as the carriage started to take them back to the castle.

"Even the encore?" the princess slyly asked.

"There was no-"

"Exactly." she smiled.

Blueblood rolled his eyes, Celestia can read him like an open large print book. It was very annoying, but it comes with the experience of being a monarch for over a thousand years.

"Tell me more about this magician you met." the alicorn was glad that her nephew finally found someone.

The prince just smirked as he thought about what he should tell his aunt. Should he go into explicit detail? Or just give a short answer? Either way, he couldn't care less.

Author's Note

First attempt at a clop.

Now I can check "write clop" off of my bucket list.