Edge in Time

by Pico

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

Equestria is so peaceful. Nothing could ever go wrong.
Until these idiots came along.
Hello, everyone. I am Celestial Moon, and this is how my best friends ruined Equestria.

I planned on this story being serious based on a role-play I had with some friends.
Then I had to write the description, and I realized I could not take the RP seriously for crap.

Triggers: OCs. A whole buttload of bad OCs.
Bad comedy
OP'd and Mary-Sue OC battles

You have been warned.

Chapters

Prologue

Prologue
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Edge in Time

Prologue

I shift in annoyance, watching the daily routines of the camp. Hex flirting with Thunder, Amethyst staring at the fire, Zeria trying to attack Scarlet with drones...Yep, this is the life.

That was sarcasm, if you couldn't tell. I hate these people. I was friends with Scarlet before I was introduced to this band of idiots.

Now, I suppose I should introduce us.

I'm Celestial Moon. I'm an inventor from Ponyville.

I was raised by my aunt and uncle in a farm a few miles away from Ponyville. We just grew wheat, but I only started helping with the farming when I became twelve. My ancestor turned out to have invented the telescope, and I got my name from him. I took after him as far as inventing stuff.

Scarlet Willow. A um. Mare who um...I really do not know how to describe her. She's really mysterious.

Thunder "Spark" Chaser. A pansy colt who has a tendency to have every mare he ever meets fall head over hoof. He's a Mechanic, also. We grew to call him TC.

Painted Hex. The most love-sick pony you'll ever meet. She's always hitting on TC, and it makes me sick.

Zeria. A zebra inventor who makes drones for battle and search and retrieve. I actually learned how to make drones from her. The one sane pony in this camp.

Amethyst Jewel. A strange mare that is for some reason protective for Thunder but does not show any romantic interest.

I guess that's all I can really say right now. So, I'll talk to you next time when I can.