It's equestria day! Zecora the zebra!

by TheBlackKirin

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Zecora, Romance, Spike, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 3023

The girls decide to help zecora celebrate this great day in equestrian history, when shit happened and they all are happy and shit!

Its equestria day everpony, and the girls have decided to show their local zebra, Zecora what its all about. Though they will ignore that fact that she was born here and other factors that you the reader don't give a shit about. As usual twilight, applejack, and rainbow dash will be hammered. rarity will use the 10 stallions in town for her private fuck party, pinkie will be pinkie and fluttershy will try and molest the voice of reason and twilight's slave, Spike.
My first published fic so go easy on me please, If your wondering i regret nothing on making this!
Oh and this aint a serious work, just something i did out of boredom and see if i could make a troll fic

Published 2014-07-04 20:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-04 20:50:02 UTC

Fuck it! Yolo!!!!!!

Zecora was sleeping in her hammock up in the trees, as she being a shaman is one with nature and shit, when suddenly this happened.

“Hey Zigga wake the fuck up!” Shouts Twilight in the zebra’s ear

“AAAAHhhhhhhhh!” says Zecora falling out of her haock and plumeing to the undergrowth below.

“Splat!”

“Oopsie “says twilight

3 minutes later

“I cant believe you fell from 300 feet in the air and only broke a tooth”says twilight fixing it with her magic

Thank you for fixing my tooth my dear, she then promptly bucks twilight in the face breaking her teeth in the process as copious amounts of blood fill the air

Now get the fuck out before I kick you rear! She yells out clearly pissed for being woken up and not the blood not all over her floor

“Bwhiat Zebroas ( Wait Zecora)” says twilight through her broken teeth, not noticing her own teeth went through her toungue like sharpenel

“What?” asks The zebra

Bi saud Bait Zebroas ( I said wait Zecora) says the alicorn with a busted mouth

‘You wanna touch my butt” asks the zebra intrigued

Yehabe Laher , I sbes what Zecobroa! ( Yes! maybe later but I said wait Zecora!) says the alicorn geetin slightly annoyed

“ You wish to bust a nut” asks the zebra looking at twilight erect cock

Bes but ilu ve hedinb ti Raity boar tcat!( Yes but ill be heading to Rarity’s for that!)

“You wish to bust a nut, all up inside my butt” says the zebra looking at twilight’s cock

“Zoku this ibsnt fuiln( Ok this is not fun)” says the alicorn clearly bored

Puts up her hoof and signals “ Hold on”

She then pulls out a bottle of Applejack daniels and begins jugging the stuff down.

“Yes I will bust a nut in your nice jiggly big beautiful butt but, not now. What I said was wait Zecora” says twilight her mouth fully healed

“Wait for what” asks the zebra

“This!” Shouts Twilight!

Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie , Rarity, Applejack and spike jump out

“Surprise” they all shout

“Happy Equestria Day” they all say smiling

“Ah so it is Equestria day” says the Zebra now noting why twilight would surprise her in her sleep

“Yup and we decided to show our resident , foreinger the joys of this holiday”says twilight already drinking more daniels.

“I keep telling you I was born in Equestria! and i was even mare of manehattan for two terms!” She says breaking her usual rhyming

“Sorry we don’t speak Zigger can you speak pony please you black and white striped pony wannabee” syas twilight already turning mean drunk

Zecora then Bucks twilight in the face sending her through the window

“You alright darling” asks rarity

“You guys go ahead and begin this holiday shit, Imma be right here getting some much needed sweet ass she says as she is buttraping angel

“ Aww momma little cock sleeve” says fluttershy tearing up as she smiles

“Help me you dumb cunts” says angel in pain

“Ill help bud!” Says spike

“Spike your next if you stop me from getting this sweet pussy says the drunkin mare

“Yes Master” replies spike back softly, evidently scared of twilight

“O…k-k we will be, be-gin with the great-test Equestrian pastime farm-ming” says Applejack slurring

“How many bottles did you have on your way here” ,she looks out her window where twilight was fucking angels ass, virgin blood on her cock. Besides the rape and bestiality the other oddity was the 30 bottles of bear in her backyard

“Im surprise d you can still stand up my dear” Zecora says shocked

Well * hic* On-nly half rem mine, the others are d*ashe-s

“Where is Dash by the way” asks spike, receiving a slap from applejack, sending him across the room

*Meanwhile in dash's cloud mansion*

“Keep working my balls Kid, when Im done you’ll be 20% percent cooler”, she says as scootaloo Sucks on her balls.

“Kay Coach! Says Scootaloo continuing on with renewed vigor

“Ok! kid stop and let me get you ready for your reward” says Dash

She gives dash’s balls one more playful suck and stops

“Now lie down”

She does as instructed, as dash begins to rub her hoofs against her shaft

“Get ready to taste the rainbow kid!” She says feeling her cannon getting ready to fire

She shoots her load all over the filly, coating her face and wings in her seed.

“Ok scoots now turn around”

*back at the hut*

“You Speak when spoken to!” Says applejack angrily

“Yes!Yes! Im Sorry” Replies the dragon with tears in his eyes

“Don’t you touch him again, Cousin-Bucker or I will cut you” says fluttershy empahasing her point by pulling out a switchblade

‘Oh really fluttersnatch, you think you can stick me, then bring it on” says the hammered farm pony

“Ok since I don’t wanna get blamed for this double homicide in the making, cause your pona guards are racist, lets just do this shit so you ponies will leave me alone she says not rhyming

“Ok” says AppleJack stopping her angry jabber

“Lets go” then says the drunk farm mare as she leaves the hut

“ Come on spike ill carry you” says the zebra nuzzling the young dragon

“Oh no! ill will” says fluttershy asserting herself again and still not putting away the knife

“Ok… Ok” says Zecora backing off

Spike says with tears in his eyes, his voice bearly audible

“ Somepony please help me” he says as he begins to quietly cry

Zecora not trusting these insane mares one bit grabs her, revolver, blowdart and date rape dust. After the lite 10 crosses in her yard last week she aint taking any chances.

At the farm…..

“ Ok this is the farm, we make apple, apples, and more apples, to feed ponyville and lots of places in the nation” she says sobered up from the walk here.

“ I know Applejack I use to do some work here, at least until your brother tried to put his slong in my rear!” she says deadpanning

“Oh yeah, thanks for accepting that out of court settlement on that. Though I cant blame him with an ass that fine, im shocked no one else has tried” Applejack all of a sudden snuggling into the warm flank

“What is with ponies and my ass!” thinks the zebra

She then sees Big Mac Coming up the hill

“Ok next stop!” says the zebra running off to the boutique at speeds that would give dash a boner

Well you guys go ahead im gonna party with mac!!says Pinkie Pie licking her lips, hopping on his back and riding him back ti the barn, rubbing her marehood against his back as they make their way in.

Well off to the boutique then! Says rarity there little group now down to : herself, applejack, slave toy, fluttershy and Zecora.
At the boutique…..

This is where I design fashion for all of equestria !

Why is your sister blowing that dude, and judging by the marks on her ,he has a bad attitude! Says the zebra looking at the young filly

Oh that just how she likes it after all she is the best night girl in town

“What time is it?” asks Zecora

“Its 3:19 pm” answers spike to Zecora receiving a slap from rarity, knocking him off fluttershy

Did I say you could speak! Says rarity calmly

Im Sorry says the dragon cringing again and beginning to cry again

He then is picked up by Zecora and placed on her back

“Its ok little one” she says softly, almost drawing her gun on the mares in rage. She as many don't tolerate such actions against young ones, especially enslavement.

Sweetie belle was currently blowing flash sentry a on the run Pegasus. After the whole equestira girls movie, celestia decided to make him a wanted criminal, with a bounty on his head, but since this being ponyville and info from the fucking city is so delayed on its way getting here, he ahs been hiding out here.

“Please finish soon” thinks Sweetie Belle, clearly in pain from the marks left on her by her sister and the stallion. Her sister telling her this could earn her, her cutie mark but the minute she was told what it was she was doing she immediealty said no. That didn’t sit well with rarity so, she drugged sweetie belle allowing any stallion to fuck her if they paid the right price. The drug long since wearing off , now allows sweetie to feel all of what the colts and stallions who came in were doing to her.

He then with one final thrust into her mouth , fills her with his seed. Leaving a bag of bits down and exits the building, though not before

Zecora pulls her gun out and shoots him in the head, splattering his blood and brains all over the place.

“Thank you” says the used filly softly

Ok now that, happened I guess we will see fluttershy’s place and then go. You guys go on ahead, me and Applejack will stay behind and clean up the mess” noting , Flash Sentry’s corpse and several shots of spunk all over the room.

I call moping duty says Rarity licking her mouth

I get upstairs mop duty smiles Applejack

………………………………. Why, did I move here again thinks the zebra.

“Ok now to my zoo!” Says fluttershy happily

Now at fluttershy house

“Ok Zecora, you do your shaman zigger things, ill be having a chat with spike says fluttershy heading up the stairs.

Spike takes one look at Zecora, and stares for a good moment.

“Come on spike I’m waiting” says fluttershy her sweetie voice oddly sounding like a certain old man on family guy we all know.
Spike then hurries up to the mares room

“ Now be a god dragon and use your toungue,” says fluttershy not knowning Zecora could still here her

Zecora then heads upstairs to inoculate fluttershy

“Come on we are leaving the county” says the zebra

‘Thank you!, Thank you says the dragon huggin the zebra”

Don’t thank me yet there still a few more things we need to get before we go” says the zebra

Back at her hut

“Well look whose here, the stripey pony”says the hammered alicorn

“Look if I have sex with you there is a few demands I wish to make before we do!” Zecora says sternly

“Ok name’ em” says the mare drinking more Daniels

“I want sweetie belle, and spike” she says

‘Done she isn’t even that of a good lay anyhow” says the alicorn

“Second I want no negative repercussions dealt to me or them if we are to leave the country and no hunt be sent after us”

“Done”

“Also 50 thousand bits stored in my account and sign this contract”

Twilight rights up the check and has it finalized and sent to the bank, she teleports back to the hut

“Done, now can we please do it”

“ Hmm, that will do” says the zebra as a figure walks in

“Now let us begin to screw!” says Spike the dragon, smiling for real for the first time

“ Woah spike are you bigger or is it the booze” says the alicorn

“Nope! Zecora, fixed my development issue” says the dragon smiling

"How did she do that?" Asks the drunk yet curous mare

“Oh quiest simple, it was really a slam dunk, all I needed was some of his spunk!” says the zebra

Ok zecora turn towards me” says the horny mare

“No” says the zebra

“What! We had a deal!” says the alicorn annoyed

"Oh we will have sex but it will not be the way you wish, It just some punishment me and spike wish to dish!" Says Zecora with a devilsh grin

She then blows her daterape powder into twilight face, idling the alicorn's mind

"Ready?" asks the zebra

“Yup” says Spike getting up on his back legs

Twilight in a drunken, drug idled haze moves towards him, and begins to lick at his crotch. She licks and lick as his two bulbous twins come ot to greet her, each though begin slightly smaller then the average stallions easy made up for it will there being two. Spike then took twilight and jammed his cocks down her throat, deep throating the mare

“This is for all the abuse you bitch!” says spike thrusting into her throat

Twilight arousal is heightned by her own stiffening cock, appearing to be about to realeas it load as she is vigorously faced fucked.
“Well I guess I should join in as well” says the zebra smiling as she moves to behind twilight. She digs into the alicorn snatch, lapping up the stuff as it begins to flow like a stream. She adds her hoofs iito the equation by beginning to insert her hoof into twilight ass. After several minuts of this, it appears twilight and spike are about to release. Give one final thrust into Twilight mouth, Spike cums. In the process twilight cums from the punishment on both ends she was receiving.
Well appears you two can still go, how bout we do one more show? Aks the zebra sulty

“Yes please!” says the drake and princess now recovered

Twilight then begins to massage Zecora’s flank. She feels the soft and bountiful ass of the zebra, giving it a playful slap with each kiss she delivers to the flank. She kisses and licks the ass till she reaches the zebras crack where she begins to muzzle and lick the zebra’s holes, hardening again as she does. She presses her muzzle deep into Zecora rump, licking her snatch like a maniac, bring pleased and irractic moans form the zebra. Spike enjoying the show uses his dragon tounge to bring the aliscorn smilar pleasure. He begins by inserting his toungue into her spincther, and fingers and pinches her twat. Twilight being a but of a stranger to ass play, is immedtaly brought moaning by the licking of her star.Twilight decideding to feel that ass, brings her self to a standing postion and puts her cock between the two pillows that are Zecora ass hotdogging her.

"Oh yeas of love this flank", says twilight , as zecoras moves her hips along to the alicorns thrust.

"Ugh I cant take it anymore" says the painfully stiff twilight inserting her self into Zecora star.

"I-needed-this-so-much" she shouts, fucking zecora’s asshole with the tencasity of flutterape, Zecora matching her thrust with her own.

"Im getting in on this" says the drake postioning his members

"Oh you gonna hotdog me?" Asks twilight horny and feeling his member between he cheeks

Go ahead, I guess you clean feel my fl-, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! She moans out feeling spike twin members thrust into her

No… fair she she moans out,clearly aroused from the double team.

“All-is- fair-In-FUCKING-and WAR! He says punctuating each word with a hard thrust

Zecora then redoubles her effort to make the alicorn cum, thrusting her hips harder and faster to draw the unicron to a climax, matching her thrust to spike’s own.

“Ass, Pussy, Cock, Ass,Pussy,Cock!!!!!!” says twilight clearly giving into the arousal even more,

“Cum in me spike, I don’t even care if I get pregnant , just fucking come in me!” she shouts out clearly fucked silly, by the look on her face.
She cums inside the Zebra’s ass hole, and withdraws herself from the zebra,a stream of cum leaking form the zebra’s fucked star. Twilight then redoubles here efforts on spike, thrusting her hips more and more, Spike then pulls out and cums all over twilight. She desperately tries to cacth the dollops of cum raining all over her . She succeeds in getting most of it and moves over to Zecora, kssing her swapping the taste in her mouth, with the zebra’s own spittle as they both swallow.

“That was great, you two were worth the deal” she says as she passes out on the floor.

“Well lets go then” says Zecora

“Yup” says Spike, already packed

They then went to Rarity’s house and bought sweetie belle from rarity to a purchase of 5k of bits. Rarity being a bitch immediately accepted the agreement and sold sweetie belle to Zecora. They along the way met a runaway applebloom and scootaloo, after they were about to be sold into sex slavery by their families and by dash. The CmC, Zecora, and Spike then hopped a ship to zebra country where the girls and spike legally married to Zecora. After some back tracking they discovered spike’s egg was conceived in zebra country legally making him a citizen, though the route to becoming a citizen of there country was easy enough when married to one with duel citizenship. A few years later though only growing a bit taller then big mac, spike graduated from college and later ran for office. He became prime minister of The Zebra Homeland and has been reelected several times in , due to his stellar track record and relation to the common people and still is today as he and his family inhabit the striped office.

"And that’s how I meet your mothers" he says addressing the 4 kids, each one from a different of his wives,

"I though you said this was a Story about Equestria day" says the kirin as he looks at the viewer and smiles .Charming Knight, son of Zecora and spike( self insert for the win)

"Yeah" says the other kirins Icraus(Scootaloo, boy), Amynehyt (sweetie belle, girl), and Orchard ( applebloom, girl)

"Yes I did kids, yes I did" spike smiling, confusing the kids even more so.

The End

Author's Note

Well hi, Im am Charming knight also known as the Black Kirin, and this iis my first ever published fic. Just decided to write this one shot and let the idea flow out. So please go easy on me in the comments and ratings and such.