‘Come on I can do it’

I stare at Twilight

‘You’re not gonna win this time Twi’

Twilight’s face started to change a bit

‘No…’

A grin formed in her lips

‘Dammit!, don’t worry I can endure it’

Her lips moved from its original position

‘Not again!’

Aaaaand she did it………..a duckface.

*Blink*

‘’PFFFFFFFFT –haahhaha Dammit Twilight that’s not fair’’ I rubbed my exhausted eyes from the Stare Contest

Twilight shot her forelegs upwards with a happy expression’’ Wooohoooooo! I won!!’’

I continued rubbing my eyelids ‘’I still consider that as cheating Sparkle’’

She returned to her original stance and tilted her head side to side showing her happiness ‘’Excuses, excuse, excuses’’

Twilight and I started this Contest weeks ago, I now is a little silly but is fun and it entertains me a bit. But lately Twilight had been winning over and over again since she started to cheat, doing cute faces or stupid ones. They may not affect me but they always make me blink.

In this contests we always made a bet, if I win she will do something embarrassing. If I had won this time I would have made her to insult Celestia in a public speech. And if she win I have to do belly rubs, it’s nice to pet a pony if you ask me, but after a while it get boring or annoying.

‘’Now Ellis do your part of the bet’’ Ellis was the nickname that Pinkie gave me years ago when I arrived for first time to Ponyville.

I crossed my arms ’’You know Twilight, you could only ask me to pet you instead of winning them’’

Twilight dropped her gaze a little for the embarrassment as she brought a hoof behind her neck ’’ I know but..’’ She lifted her head with closed eyes with a cute smile ’’for some reason it feels better to win them instead of asking for them’’

‘Why am I not surprised?’

I sighed in defeat it’s not worth trying to change her mind anyways ‘’Okay Twilight, lay back wherever you like’’

She chose my lap………..as always

*sigh*

I started to give her the belly rub that she loves so much, it’s obvious that she loves them because she move her legs as a happy puppy when I rub certain spots of her belly.

‘Talking about special spots’ A deviously grin formed in my lips when that though crossed my mind.

In Twilight’s belly there are a few sensitive spots that she loves them but she’s embarrassed for admit them, so I slide down my hand to those place.

In response Twilight’s face flushed red giving me the face of ‘What are you doing’ I chuckle a little and I continued to slide down more my hand reaching to more private areas.

‘’EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!’’ She squealed and I was involved in a blinding flash, after regain my sight I saw that I was outside the library in the door which was blocked. I laughed for myself and knocked the door a few times.

‘’Go away!’’ Twilight’s voice said from behind

‘’Come on Twilight let’s continue with the belly rub’’ I said between laughs

‘’I SAID GO!’’ This time she sounded a bit angry, how I’m civilized I will let her go, for now of course.

After my little episode with Twilight I went to the streets of Ponyville heading to the Carousel Boutique where Rarity does her job, and let me tell you that she is a good fashion designer; those designs are unique and beautiful. Today I need from her services because tomorrow is my date with Luna and I want to look presentable, not handsome because I’m already handsome.

When I arrived I knocked the door three times and waited for her to open the door, I stood there for a good minute until I heard her girly voice calling out,which sometimes annoys me.

‘’Coooooooooooooooming!’’

The door opens to reveal the marshmallow pony, I learned by the hard way to never call her with that name.

‘’Oh!, Hi Elijah is nice to see you again’’ She stepped out of the door ‘’please enter and we can discuss more comfortable’’

I stepped inside her boutique, organized as always; everything in its correct place.

‘’So Elijah, what is the occasion of your humble visit?’’ She said without turning her gaze, she was more focused in her fabrics which was lifting with her magic.

I crossed my arms together ’’I need a new suit for a date’’ When I finished the word date Rarity’s magic stopped working and left her fabrics to fell to the floor as she gasped like she was surprised by the news.

Then, without me noticing, she was inches away from me with a enthusiastic smile plastered all over her face, being this close to her is almost uncomfortable to me.

‘’Who is your date, Ellis?’’ She continued closing the space.

With my right hand I gently pushed her back to get a more comfortable distance for the two of us.

‘’Is someone special Rarity’’

She groaned ‘’Ugh! Elijah Please tell me!’’ her face showed confidence that she would get the answer.

‘’No’’ I deadpanned

‘’PleasePLeasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease….’’ A gasp of air for her and continue’’pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease….’’

I covered my ears with both of my palms trying to subdue the annoying voice of hers ‘God dammit why does she have to whine for everything?!’

She continued pleading me for the name of my date until I snapped

‘’SHUT.UP!!!!’’ She stopped and I lowered my hands ’’Geez Rarity that might be reason of why you are still single’’

Rarity was taken aback of my last commentary I know it because she lowered her head in shame, I couldn’t leave her like that so kneeled to be at her height with one knee in front of the other.

‘’I’m sorry of my last commentary, I didn’t mean it’’

Wait let me reconsider that...

‘Yes I did’

‘’But I want to keep my date a secret I wouldn’t like to deal with curious peo-err- ponies around me meanwhile I’m having my date, mmkay?’’

Rarity lifted her gaze to me and nodded

‘’Beside, I will tell you everything on Saturday after I finish my date’’ I wrapped my hand on her mane and started shaking it, obviously she didn’t like it a bit because she complained a lot for release her beautiful and well kept mane.

‘’Anyways can we start with the measurements?’’ I get up from my kneeled position

Rarity’s smile came back and with her magic she brought her Glasses designer and rulers of all sizes ‘’Okay Ellis, stretch those arms’’

With the measurements done I have nothing to do in this town anymore, so I can go to my humble house and relax the rest of the afternoon because tomorrow is the grand day!

I made my way through the streets of the small town to its train station and I would have been continuing my walking if somepony hadn’t thrown herself to me, with the weigh combined together we fell to the green ground.

‘Why she, WHYYYYYYYYYY?!’

Yes, my aggressor was the pink party pony named Pinkie Pie, the one who give me a nickname and threw me a welcome party, and of course the Element of Laughter.

I opened my eyeleds to discover that Pinkie was disturbingly inches away of my face,she is so close that I can feel her breathing rhythm ‘Oh God!’

‘’Hi Ellis!’’ Her smile became wider ’’I’m so happy that you’re here in Ponyvile because now we can play together, party together, make parties together, share jokes together, eat together, bake together, ~~kill tog-~~‘’ She gave a deep gasp for the precious air that I crave for. She is not allowing my lungs to breath.

‘Dammit she wants to kill me!’

‘’we can read together, we can bath Gummy together or we can chat together or much better we can blah blah blah blah’’

I could only her the classical blah blah blah because I’m losing my sense thanks for the lack of oxygen which is caused by this crazy mare.

With a spark of strength I stopped her talking with my right hand, she continued talking even if I covered her mouth, and with my remaining strength remove her from my body because she was on top of me. Only after I felt my chest free from the grip of the pink devil, did I pant for the precious oxygen.

After my breaths rhythm was normal I tell my answer to Pinkie Pie, She was talking and doing strange noises even if my hand was covering her mouth.
‘’I’m sorry Pinkie but I only came here for do a few things’’ I released her mouth ’’beside, I was going to the train station for return to my home.’’

‘’Awwwwwwwwwwwww Ellis please’’ Her ears dropped and she gave me her powerful puppy eyes with the quivering lips

‘That’s not going to work on me Pinks’

She never stopped, not even when I resumed my way to the Station. So I gave a deep sigh and turned to face her. That puppy face was starting to bother me anyways.

‘’Look Pinkie, I’m really sorry that I can't stay but I swear that when you come to Canterlot we can have fun in a night club or in my house’’

NO! NO IN THAT WAY YOU DIRTY MIND PEOPLE!

Her mood changed inmediatly’’OKAY!’’ She turned and ran to an unknown location, seconds later I heard a shout

‘’THANKS ELLIS!!!!’’

I blinked a few times, then I rubbed my forehead

‘That girl really causes me a headache’

When I was sure that Pinkie was gone I resumed my way to the Ponyville Station.

When I was approaching the place I managed to see Rainbow Dash and Applejack talking together, sometimes I believed that they were together but it was dismissed after I had done a research they are just friends.

When I was close enough to their position I greeted them

‘’Hey there! Rainbow and Aj!’’

Both of their head turned to greet me

First was Applejack ‘’Howdy partner’’

Then RD offered to do a brohoof, I shrugged and I gave her a brohoof ‘’Good to see ya Ellis’’

‘’Same here’’ I quickly added

I glanced to my watch to notice that I had 7 minutes left before my train leaves me, enough time to piss them off. What? It’s funny to tease them especially Rainbow.

I quickly made the calculations in my head and then proceed with my plan.

‘’Hey Applejack why didn’t you take my advice about change your apples for pears, or even better, oranges?’’ I laughed internally and RD snickered.

But as always she gave me her unamused expression, is hard to provoke her in something, she is good in keeping her emotions under control. But for my luck Rainbow doesn’t.

So my gaze turned to Rainbow forgetting that Applejack was there ‘’Hey RD’’

‘’Yo’’ She instinctively said

I looked my watch again ‘5 minutes’

‘’Did you know that Daring Do get a new companion..’’her eyes widened ’’who later will become her coltfriend?’’ I couldn’t suppress my laugh when her jaw reached the ground.

How did I know about Daring Doo? Well, let me tell you that work for the Solar bitch have a certain benefits which I occasionally abuse, for example I have free tickets for The Wonderbolts, rip off of the Blue Angels by the way (don’t tell Rainbow or she will annoy me to death), and I only have to show a special card which give me free tickets in any train station for whenever I want to go.

'Oh, right' I forgot that I told a spoiler to Rainbow and she hates them, I need to run.

‘Come on legs, don’t fail me now!’ I thought as I started to run like a boss.

After I was out of sight of her she launched herself to the air and started to chase me, and she started to close space between us.

‘Come legs’ I thought as I was nearing to the train’s doors which were starting to close just in the time I predicted.

With an impulse of my feet I tossed my body inside the train before the doors closed leaving behind a pissed rainbow mare.
Then I heard the bump in the door followed by a groan of frustration, I chuckle because again I was right in the time. And the train started to move.

I got up and went to the nearest window to see how Rainbow Dash was doing.

‘’BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU EEEEELLLIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!’’She yelled at my direction.

I put my hands around my mouth and shout ‘’AND I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!’’

At least this time she didn’t chase the train or would be fucked up like the last time.

Author's Note

So Elijah is preparing for his date, it might end well..........
NO fluttershy in this chapter because she is shy, that's enough answer.

PD: I forgot to tell that this happen before the season 4 and Twilight's coronation, so she is a unicorn.

Lufe out

I gave a smal revision and I found horrible mistakes seriusly guys tell me when you find a gramatical error