*Riiiiiiiiiiiiing*

‘Oh no’

How did I miss the time? I always had my schedule very well organized and calculated, this kind of things never happened to me in my entire life!

But I think that there is always a first time for everything, Ha…….

This never was according to the plan; I should have been ready before she had arrived. Hell I even could have bought flowers or a teddy bear in that time!

*Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*

But probably he would have burnt them like nothing.

Okay I need to think fast, the act that Luna is there waiting for our date can wait, meanwhile I find a good solution to this little problem so…

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING*

‘Okay fuck everything, YOLO!’

Finally with my poor choice of solution I went toward the principal door of my house to receive my date of this interesting day. When the door was completely open my eyes caught the sight of the Princess Luna, who looked beyond from pissed. Maybe she was angry, or not, those eyes filled with rage can say otherwise.

I felt nervous, really nervous, not because she intimidated me. Because I was doing this without a plan, my plans were always my main weapon and without it I was defenseless.

The only thing that I can do is play cool until I formulate a plan for this evening. So I gathered all my confidence with a deep inhalation and bowed a little in front of the tyrant.

‘’Your highness is good to see you’’ I extended my arm inwards ‘’Please enter into my humble residence’’

Then I felt my body to be abruptly pushed away from the door’s entrance, I almost fell to the floor for the strength of her push but I didn’t because my hand was grabbing the door. Luna entered into my house without saying anything, that’s far from civilized or have modals.

With both of my hands I cleaned my clothes, which were dirty anyways, from hostile action from Luna, I didn’t look at her to say what I wanted to say ‘’At least a hello or is good to see you, could have been enough for my person, you know?’’ Finishing with the cleaning my gaze went upwards to catch the sight of Luna’s eyes, she was staring at me with anger and pure hate, that face only made my mind think that something bad is going to happen soon. Usually is not a good sign that a tyrant is really pissed with somebody, especially if that somebody is me who tied up her in my surgery table and supposedly infected her with HIV.

‘That’s harsh Luna, really harsh’

But I stop caring about those little details when Luna turned her hate and went towards my living room, which was filled with very nice furniture from others parts of the world. This place can make a stupid noble comfortable, but for Luna it didn’t make her comfortable because she only stood there like she was waiting for something. I might know what she was waiting for.

‘’Luna please take seat in wherever you seem more comfortable’’ I signaled to a random furniture within the walls of my living room.
Luna never looked at me, she stood there hesitant but she sighed heavily
‘’We will take your offer’’ And then she selected my comfy sofa from the country much alike India.

When she seemed comfortable enough in my opinion, I directed the track of my feet toward the kitchen. Gentlemen always offer something to eat or drink to their guest.

When I was nearing to the kitchen’s entrance ‘’Luna, would you like to bring you something?’’

‘’Your useless head in a silver plate’’ She requested with the same amount of hate that she had on Wednesday.

I stopped my tracks ‘Okay that’s it’

I grabbed the nearest thing within my reach and without a second thought I threw the vase of porcelain which was directed to her muzzle. She really pissed me, I was trying to be a nice person but she continued to be the same bitch like always, and sometimes you need to put that bitch in its place.

As I expected her reflexes were quickly enough to stop the vase with her magic inches away from her muzzle, but she never expected in those precious second I rushed toward the sofa.

Just before she noticed my presence, I wrapped my palm around her horn putting her in a vulnerable position.
Her reaction was kinda unlooked-or, her muzzle flushed with a light tone of red as she tried to get away of my grasp, then her eyes filled with rage once again.

‘’REALEASE US YOU STUPID MONKEY’’

My grip become tighter

‘’WE ORDERED TO STOP YOUR OFFENSE!’’

I started to pull a little her horn, earning groans of pain from her part. Her eyes quickly changed when she saw my pissed expression, she wasn’t angry anymore, she started to feel scary by my presence.

My voice re-adjusted from a gentle tone to a menacing one ‘’Look Lulu, I was trying to be nice to you but if you continue like this, things are going to end poorly for you’’ Luna tried to back away from my grip when it started to cause her more pain that she already felt moments before ‘’So if we are going out, at least you will act as a princess that you claim to be’’
She locked her gaze with mine for moment

‘’ARE. WE.CLEAR?!’’ With each word my grip around her horn increased causing more pain than arousing her, that fact become completely clear to me when the cute blush from her face was gone to be replaced with yelps of pain.

At the end I gained her morale when she nodded to accept my terms, so my grip around her horn lessens until it was completely free from my grasp. But quickly I injected my last condition

‘’Also Luna, No magic in this evening’’

With everything said Luna gave a deep sigh and looked at my eyes that showed supremacy immediately her gaze dropped downwards. I felt great, I felt more powerful than her but not enough to compare with The Solar bitch.

Luna easily falls to her emotions so I always took that as an advantage, but most of them ended poorly for me. So I rarely use that advantage.

‘’I apologize for my behavior Ellijah’’ The coldness in her tone was audible, but I didn’t care because I already won her morale.
I chuckled to her apologize closing my eyes, an idea crossed my mind as my joy assaulted my body. How I was near to her position my right hand started to caress her flowing starry mane, it was a nice sensation between my fingers. But I felt a bit shocked to discover that her mane was recently washed and brushed. She prepared herself for this.

Luna at felt my fingers between her mane she flinched a bit with her gaze down and quickly jerked back from my hand that was petting her, causing me to laugh a little.

With the same hand I scratched the back of my head ‘’Luna I want to look presentable for our date’’ The other hand pointed my clothes which I was wearing ‘’and this clothes will not do, so please wait for me a few minutes’’

Luna’s eyes connected with the sight of my clothes and nodded ‘’We understand, we can wait for you to look presentable’’
I headed toward the stairs and made my way to my bedroom where my closet is waiting with my new suit created by the marshmallow pony.

*THUD*

‘Great’

*THUD*

There was continues thuds coming downstairs as I was searching for my suit in the closet, with a inhale I gathered an amount of air to shout at her ‘’Luna if you’re trying to find what I think it is then you’re not going to find it there!’’ The sounds of shelves and sofas ceased, followed by a groan of frustration.

I suppressed my laughter because I needed to dress up; finally I found my set of clothes ready to be well-worn. I must admit that Rarity outdone with this exemplar, the dark color match perfectly with the evening or night, is not too formal or too informal it have enough from both sides and the best part that it doesn’t have any jewelry. Yeah, I hate to look like a snotty guy, I always preferred to wear casual clothes. I will reconsider the offer of Rarity in become a model, if she only makes me wear this type of clothes.

As I finishing with the last details A chill passed all over my spine, I shuddered in response on that feeling. My instincts told me to turn around; I obeyed to discover the poster that I saw in the morning. Sometimes I really believe that she is watching me in this exact moment, so I give always my response to that stoic expression. I lift my hand and present the middle finger to the poster.

‘If she is really watching me then she must see what I believe about her’

After I finished with my dressing I glanced to the mirror to catch the sight of my presentation, I saw that I look presentable so I arranged my blonde hair a little with my fingers and then I left the room closing the door without making any unnecessary noises.
I gave every step through the stairs going to my living room formulating my plan because everything that I had recently done was with a lot of luck nothing more. But my ideas died when I noticed Luna sitting comfortably in one of my sofas with a cup levitated by her magic taking another sip from it.

‘’Luna, what are you drinking’’ I said as I was nearing to the end of the stairs

She turned to face me with an almost pleasant face ‘’we are drinking this delectable tea which I found in one of the drawers from you shelves’’ With her hoof she pointed the place

It took me seconds to notice that the drawer where I keep Zecora’s tea was open, she was depleting my reserves of a precious tea that is really hard to get.

I screamed internally

The tea killer took another sip ‘’We must admit that you have very good taste with the tea ‘’she licked her lips followed by another sip’’because this tea is delectable, perfect for the mouth of royalty’’ And with her magic she took another sip. Every sip killed me inside, I couldn’t bear the sight of my precious tea been wasted.

‘Okay calm yourself’

After I was sure that I wouldn’t scream of rage for her daring I walked to stood in front of her ‘’Well Luna I spent years here so I must find something to pass the time’’ I finally arrived to be in front of the place where she was resting ‘’Besides you could have asked to bring you some tea…’’ I sighed at see the empty cup ‘’instead of doing it for yourself’’

Incredibly Luna placed the cup on the little desk next to the sofa and gave a look to my presentation ’’You look ….presentable Elijah’’ Sometimes there is a hint of force in her tone, she might don’t enjoy the time that we’re spending but soon it will change.
I headed toward the door and grabbed the doorknob to open it to my date ’’Well thank you Princess’’ the door was completely open ‘’Mares first’’

Luna was about to pass the entrance when she heard my last sentence, she stopped her tracks but quickly regained them. ‘’Thank you Elijah, you sure are a…gentlecolt’’ She is finally outside of my house.

I chuckled a little and followed her closing the door in the process.

‘’Luna the word is gentleman’’

Author's Note

Well the next chapter is up, the next part is the how Ellis is fairing with Luna in theirdate together and i don't know how that will end

Oh right yesterday I arrived from my trip a little tired but with a lot of ideas for my fics(especially for a new story but that is only an idea), sadly my holidays end with this day so my daily updates are coming to an end
WHY SCHOOL?!

but i still have time to continue wrting but not as much to give you daily chapters

Also Constructive criticism is really apreciated here!

Lufe out!