Punch Out! Big Mac's Big Challenge! Episode 1: Minor League !by trahzoChaptersCh.2: Big Mac vs. Glass Sentry!Ch.3: Big Mac vs. Iron Kaiser!Ch.4: Big Mac vs. Discord Kid!Ch.5: Title Bout! Big Mac vs. Puppet King Claude!Prologue: I'm Not Weak!Ch.1: Training! Big Mac vs Fancy Pants!Ch.2: Big Mac vs. Glass Sentry!"Are you ready for your 1st match Big Mac?" "Yes coach, I can do this!" "Thatta boy! Now go and make an entertaining show!" "Yes, I'll Hadeni Ikuze!" "Excuse me?" "That's Neighponese for Make a show of it!" "You have way too much free time on your hooves, try hanging out wit your friends more often!" "I'll possibly take that advice." Then as they got out there, Big Mac, got into the ring! Then his opponent entered the ring as well, then the referee entered as well. "Spike?" "Oh Big Mac, dude I heard you were joining the WVBA!" "Y-yeah, but what are you doing here?" "The normal referee got injured tragically, giving him a full body cast and will be in the hospital for 5 months! So Twilight told me that I will be residing as the referee of these fights! Now, I want a good clean match from the both of you!" "Okay." Replied Big Mac. "Sure thing son!" Said Flash Sentry. "Helloooooooo we're your hosts for the WVBA! I'm Black Kirin, and this is my co-host! Why don't you introduce yourself?" "'Sup? I'm Mad Draw Ember Hewdraw! We'll be commentating on these fights!" "Now..." They both readied. "In this corner...nobody likes him, he's such a bucking easy out, he's the worst by far...Glass Sentry!" "Boo! Hiss! You really suck! Go and die! So you're Princess Twilight's Husband, who bucking cares?" The audience all said. "Aaaaaaaaand in this corner, fresh to the WVBA, and boxing in general, a farmer of Sweet Apple Acres, the stallion of few words, the Eeyup Nnope guy! Give it up for Big Mac!" Then everyone clapped, cheered, and whistled! Then the bell rang for the 1st round to begin! "Round 1, fight!" Spike announced! Glass went to his left, then... "Eat glass!" As he raised his left arm. Then Big Mac began hitting him continually! left jab, right jab, left jab! Then he alternated to Glass Sentry's stomach, then...right hook, left hook, right hook! Then repeated this pattern for a whole 30 seconds! Then Glass Sentry blocked! "Damn Black Kirin!" "I know Ember, that was awesome!" Then Glass Sentry went to his right and then... "Big Mac? More like..." Then Big Mac interrupted him during his taunt! "Ooh, cutting your opponent off, a great strategy from the newbie!" Commented Ember. "I know, the crowd is going wild for him!" Then Big Mac saw a star after hitting him. "(What the? Could this mean I can use the star uppercut?)" That's when Flash Sentry went to the back of the mat! "Ooh, I think Glass Sentry is going in for his special attack!" Ember said "Right, even though he sucks, every boxer in the WVBA always has a surprising move to show off, and here comes his Glass Flash! 1st he pulls out a glass cup, flashes it in the opponent's eye, making him temporarily blind, then throws the glass at the opponent's face!" Big Mac acted fast, as soon as Glass Sentry pulled out the glass cup & tried to flash it, Big Mac shielded his eyes a second before he flashed it, then dodged the glass being thrown! Then that gave Big Mac an opportunity, and did he take it? no! He went and used a normal punch and gained a 2nd star! "What's he doing? Big Mac should be using the star uppercut!" Whispered Cheerilee "Have faith in your husband! He's merely charging-up!" Fancy Pants assured her! "If you say so." "Damn! That was brutal! But yeah, only a complete idiot wouldn't know to cover their eyes!" Black Kirin commented. "Yep, and to add to that! Big Mac went in for a hard enough body blow to knock Flash down!" "1...2...3...4...5...6..." "I'm not through yet!" "Come-on, come-on, let's continue!" Spike told him! "Alright, you may have gotten me once, but I won..." Then he was cut off as Big Mac beat on him again! Knocking him down, and getting a star again! "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8.." "I ain't letting you beat me girly!" Glass said as he got back-up! "Come-on, come-on, fight!" "It's time!" Fancy told Cheerilee. "What do you mean?" "He's fully charged the star uppercut! Now it's time for the finishing blow!" "Here I co..." Then Big Mac used the Star uppercut!" As it sent Glass sentry flying, you could also see glass shards flying with him as his entire life flashed before his eyes! "TKO!" Spike declared! "Ooooooooh! He freaking did it" Black Kirin screamed into the Mic! "Oh I sure hope Princess Twilight wont file any law suits for beating on his man!" "Oh, I'm sure the WVBA will gladly cover that!" replied Ember!" "Big Mac! Congrats honey!" Cheerilee said as she ran to hug & kiss him! "I see minor scratches, but I'm still sure that they require kisses to make them feel better." Then they kissed. "Big Mac, you did great! Now, are you ready for the next challenge?" Fancy Pants asked. "Eeyup!" Ch.3: Big Mac vs. Iron Kaiser!It was the next night and Big Mac was ready for another attack! As Big Mac was heading down the hallway, he saw Spike leaving the bathroom. "Phew, ready for another match?" "Eeyup Spike, you know I am!" "Well careful man, you're going-up against your ex's 3rd boyfriend!" Big Mac then thought back to when him and Fluttershy were in love! It was an amazing time...until Fluttershy realized how unmanly he was if you took a good look past his muscles and see his hobbies! Fluttershy broke-up with him and went to Bulk Biceps! Then Fluttershy saw how unmanly Bulk was, and went to Iron Will, who has no femininity what so ever! But Big Mac was lucky to know that Cheerilee still loved him even during his time with Fluttershy, and Big Mac married Cheerilee ASAP! Also, it was the greatest choice Big Mac ever made, nopony could ever tear these 2 apart! Applebloom received nothing but straight A plus pluses through her tutoring, and Granny Smith had somepony to talk to when him, A.J. and AB were working the fields. Winona liked her, and A.J. was friends with her back when they were kids! Everyone loved her! She was the 1st to not mind Big Mac's girly interests. Now, for the next fight! Then Big Mac entered the ring! "Aaaaaaaand welcome back to another match of the WVBA!" Announced Ember! "Tonight, we got ex-boyfriend vs current boyfriend!" Announced Black Kirin "Holy Celestia, say what?" "Yep, tonight in this corner we got the stallion who was once a dog during Discord's return! The stallion that was once the one and only male Ponyville pimp till Spike & Caramel came along, and I say male Ponyville Pimp, because Rainbow Dash attracts a lot of mares, but any waaaaaaay, give it up foooooooooooooor! BIG MAC!" announced Then everyone cheered! "Aaaaaaand in this corner! The very assertive minotuar! He's the current boyfriend of Fluttershy! He trains ponies in the art of being more assertive, but if you're satisfied you have to pay your fees or get beat down by him and his goats! It's Iron Will, or in the ring, Iron Kaiser!" Announced Ember Then everypony booed and hissed! "Your assertiveness training didn't help at all, those kids are still picking on my son!" "Your assertiveness training didn't work, that giraffe lady and centaur lady are still molesting my mouth with their long tongues!" "You suck as an assertiveness trainer Iron Will! I want my money back!" "Alright you 2, time for a good clean fight, and Iron Kaiser?" "What do you want tiny?" "If you attack the audience again, they will execute you for being too violent and unstable!" "Don't worry, Iron Will can now tone them out and pretend they are not even the..." Then cans and bottles were thrown at him. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guards, take the members of the audience who throw trash into the ring!" "Yes sir!" Then it was time for round 1 to begin! "Round one, fight!" Spike declared. Iron Kaiser went to his right, twitched his head, but before he could go in for the right uppercut, Big Mac countered, then Big Mac obtained a star! Now he went in for the counter attack! "Gah! Listen hear, I bet you're only beating me like this because you still haven't gotten over your break-up with Fluttershy!" Then Spike Gasped, and the audience followed after! "Ooooooooh! On-no he didn't!" "I believe so Ember! He just went there!" "Look, I can help you, just throw the..." The Iron Kaiser took a hard one to the face! "No, you look! Me and Fluttershy made-up and we are still friends, so shut-up! I've gotten over that, and as you can see over there! I now have a loving wife!" Then he punched Iron Kaiser while his attention was directed to Cheerilee! "Whoa! I guess Iron Kaiser saw all former couples as enemies!" "There is no bad blood between me and Fluttershy, we will always be friends, do you hear me you big jerk!?" Then Big Mac received a 2nd star, but that's when Big Mac knocked down Iron Kaiser down! "1...2...3...4...5..." "Hahaha, that wont work!" "Come-on, come-on, fight!" Iron Kaiser tried to attack with a left jab, but then Big Mac dodged! "Huh?" Then Big Mac went in for a right jab, left hook, right hook, left jab, to the stomach! Then Iron Kaiser blocked his face! Big Mac tried to break through, that's when Iron Kaiser decided to use his special! "Black Kirin, I believe Iron Kaiser is going to use his Assertive Break Through!" "Indeed Ember, with this attack, he pushes away someone trying to block, then give the opponent one big punch to the rib cage! But if the opponent isn't blocking, then he just attacks real hard! Also, this attack cannot be countered!" "HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!" Then Big Mac dodged, and then used a combo of left hooks to the chest, and right jabs to the face! Then Big Mac received a 3rd star! "Ooooooooh!" Both announcers said. "Another stunning comeback from Big Mac!" Black Kirin commented! "Oh-no, he's beaten my best move!" Then he blocked his face! "Mommy!" Then Big Mac used the 3 star Star Uppercut on Iron Will! Iron Kaiser stiffened, then fell to the floor! "TKO!" Spike declared! Then Cheerilee and Fancy Pants got onto the ring to congratulate Big Mac. "Excellent show boy!" Fancy Pants complimented. "You were great honey!" Cheerilee added. "IRON WILL!" a shrill voice cried! "Oh, uh...Fluttershy, hey there!" "Cowering and Calling for your mommy, I can ignore those unmanly traits, but to think that Big Mac would suffer from something that happened a long long time ago, that is the most unmanliest thing I have ever witnessed! Seriously, you didn't think he wouldn't get over that? Hmph! Good bye, this relationship is over!" "Wait, Fluttershy, we can work this out!" He said while chasing after her. "Please babe, I love you!" "Oh dang, talk about adding insult to injury am I right Black Kirin?" "Dang straight!" "Only one more fight and you'll be taking on the champ of the minor circuit, ready for more my finest pupil?" "Eeyup, no complaints!" Author's Note In Punch Out Wii, when you use a 3 star Star Uppercut when Von Kaiser uses his Mommy block, it's an instant TKO! Ch.4: Big Mac vs. Discord Kid!Big Mac went down the hallway, nervous! "What's wrong Big Macintosh?" "Well Fancy Pants, it's just that, I'm taking on Princess freaking Celestia's Husband!" "Ha ha ha, you sure do have a way with words when you decided to speak! So he's our ruler's husband, just ignore that fact, and you will win!" "Yes, you're right!" "There's the confident Big Mac I know!" "Oh Eeyup! Let's do this!" Then they entered the ring! "Oh-my-goodness gracious!" "What's up Black Kirin?" "Well Ember, it's just that we have an underdog taking on the spirit of chaos!" "Are you saying you don't have faith that Big Mac will be unable to advance to the next level and take on the champ of the minor circuit?" "That's what I'm all saying!" "Well, if Big Mac can find a way past Discord's reality bending powers, you owe me 15 bits!" Said Ember. "Deal!" "Hey Spike, my soooooon!" "Hello other dad." "Other dad?" Big Mac questioned. "Well today we got The Red Thunder, the opening finder, the boxer who inherited the Star Uppercut from the legendary Fancy Pants himself, Big Mac!" Then everyone cheered. "Then in this corner, we got, Spike's other dad, the ruler of chao..." Then Ember was cut off." "Wait, wait, wait...other dad?" "Yeah, there's this really strange thing, where Princesses Twilight & Celestia agreed on sharing custody of Spike, but not in a lesbian kind of way, think of it like the anime Happy Lesson where the star has multiple, non lesbian moms! So yeah, Spike, the referee right down there, has 2 sets of parents. In Ponyville he has Twilight & Flash Sentry, and in Canterlot he has Celestia & Discord." "Thanks for clearing that strangeness-up! Well any way, give it up for...Discord Kid!" Then everyone booed! "You jerk, your chaos still affected my boyfriend! Now he's waiting in the shadows for the perfect moment to rape me...aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "You jerk, you ruined my life's work!" "You jerk, I wish you'd go and die!" "Geez luis Spike, no-one likes any of your dads!" "I know, I don't really like them either, but any way...round one, fight!" Spike declared. Discord went to his right! "Here it comes!" Then Big Mac dodged the left hook! Discord Kid then went to his left, then just before he used a left hook, Big Mac countered with his own Hook, getting a star! Just before Discord recovered from the attack, Big Mac hit him, getting a 2nd star! Then Big Mac used the Star Uppercut! Knocking him down & knocking out his front fang! "1...2...3...4...5..." "I'm not going down that easily!" "Come-on, come-on, fight!" Then Discord began doing some dance moves, then opened himself-up, and just as soon as his smile twinkled, Big Mac got him in the face with a jab receiving a star! "Oh my!" And Big Mac continued his punishment with 4 left jabs! "You know, I have a question." "What?" "Why are you called Discord Kid in the ring? You are way way way too old to be called a kid, or maybe it's because you're so childish!" Then the audience all went Oh! Put your hands in the air, and shake 'em like you just don't c...what was I just doing? Oh yeah the story. "Dang! Calling his opponent old and childish!" Said Black Kirin "That is some painful trash talk from Big Mac!" Said Ember "Hey Big Mac, even though we're bros, you should keep the trash talk down, there are kids in the audience for goodness sake!" Said Spike. "B-but I wasn't making fun of him, I was just asking why he was..." Then he dodged left jab! "...named Discord Kid? I was only..." Then he dodged Discord Kid's right hook! "...curious of why he picked that..." Then he blocked an uppercut. "Name, I mean it's not like I insulted his mom or anything!" "Say what?" Black Kirin blurted out. "Ooooh, he just brought Discord's mom into this!" Replied Ember. "Big Mac, enough of the mama talk! If I hear one more outburst like that outta you, you're outta here!" Spike warned. " *Sigh!* I understand!" Then he zipped his lip! "Ooooh thank you son! After this, we'll all go out for ice cream! Except you Big Mac, for hurting my feelings, you don't get any ice..." Then Big Mac gave Discord Kid a star punch! Knocking him down! "1...2...3...4...5..." "Uuuungh!" Then he fell down again. "6...7...8..." "I'm not through yet!" "Come-on, come-on, fight!" Discord went in for a hook, but was then countered by a left hook, getting a star! Before Discord could recover, Big Mac hooked Discord Kid again for another star! Discord then began his taunt, and Big Mac gained his 3rd star by punching him as soon as Discord Kid's teeth glistened! Then Discord Kid got ready... "Here come's Discord Kid's special Black Kirin!" "Yes Ember, he's about to use the Wacky World blast!" "Yes with the Wacky World, he generates a-lot of energy into his fist, but while this happens, the ring then witnesses distortion and everything around the opponent begins to slow down! If the opponent isn't paying attention then they might get caught by the distortion's snare, or the time stopping bubble! Then he causes an instantaneous TKO by spinning at you fist 1st!" Big Mac jumped, avoiding the snare, then dodged to the right, avoiding the bubble!, and then ducked under the spinning attack! As soon as Discord Kid was right under Big Mac...Star Uppercut to the stomach! Knocking out Discord! "Oh Snap!" Said Black Kirin "Holy Celestia!" Said Ember "K.O!" Spike declared! "DISCORD!!!" "Wh...what in the...ladies and gentlecolts, welcome, our honorable leader, Princess Celestia!" Said Ember Then the crowd all said welcome! "You didn't have to say welcome, you could have just cheered." Said Black Kirin. "Oakie Dokie! Next time!" The audience replied "Ooooh Honey, are you hurt?" "Don't worry honey, I'm fine! Spike, wonderful refereeing, and Big Mac?" "Yes..." "The reason why I'm known as Discord Kid is because at heart, I still feel young! You should try to feel young even if you get kids, even if you get old, don't feel old and useless!" "Eeyup, and thank you for the advice, also even though I never said anything about her, I'm sorry for offending you & your mama." Then Big Mac pulled Discord up, and they shook appendages. "Big Mac, you were wonderful!" Said Cheerilee. "I couldn't agree more!" Fancy Pants agreed. "Thanks!" "Oh hey, Big Mac!" "Eeyup?" "I changed my mind! You can come with us to have Ice Cream." Ch.5: Title Bout! Big Mac vs. Puppet King Claude!Big Mac walked down those halls with a brave & confident face! Nothing would stop him, he felt indestructible! "Big Mac, are you ready to win the title bout?" "Of course! Also, Claude really has to learn to control that idiot son of his! He deserves what I'm going to do to him!" "If you say so, but watch yourself, do not let the popularity get to your head!" "Coach, I'm only doing this to prove I'm not weak! I can easily tone those ponies and other creatures out." "Good sir!" Then they finally arrived to the ring. "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!" "It's time for the title bout of the Minor circuit!" "Dang straight Ember, does Big Mac have what it takes to beat this handy stallion?" "Alright you 2, listen here! Claude, no puppets!" "No promises sonny Jim!" "Big Mac, bash this guy in once for me, because Snips ruined my flowers last week! I was going to give them to Rarity!" "Hey, Snips apologized afterwards!" "Yeah, but then he did it again the next fracking day! That's why we're not friends anymore! He's acting this way because he doesn't want me to get a girlfriend before him, and it is extremely unlikely he'll get a girlfriend!" "Whoa, get a load of this, before we introduce the fighters, it seems that the ref is getting into a heated argument about something!" "Alright, alright, alright! I understand already! My son is the biggest moron out there, but don't blame me or my wife! Let's just get the show on the road!" Spike then signaled that the announcers could finally introduce the fighters. "Oh, that's our cue Black Kirin, finally! In this corner, world famous puppeteer, father of Ponyville's village idiot Snips, and former leader of the now disbanded 3 Stooges, give it up for, Puppet King Claude!" Then everyone pulled out pitchforks, torches, and bills for damages Snips caused! "Your son broke my bus!" "Your idiot of a son ruined my garden! "You're a reeeeeeeeaaaaaallllly goooooooood parent! Oh, and just in case he inherited his stupidity from you, I was being sarcastic!" "Geez Luis! Is the audience mad! Now, in this corner, the Red Dynamo, the One Who Should Always Stay Silent! The Stallion who has shocked the WVBA...it's Big Mac!" Then everyone threw flowers, held-up signs with Big Mac's face on it, and began popping fire crackers. "Round 1, fight!" Spike declared! Claude held his right fist up to his face, then tried to punch Big Mac, but missed as he dodged! Then Claude held-up his left fist to his mouth, then Big Mac dodged! Then Claude raised his fist, and opened his mouth! That gave him the perfect opportunity! Big Mac hit his face! Then Claude's shorts fell down! Which caused audience to laugh. "Holey Moley!" Then Claude pulled-up his shorts! "Bwahahaha! That has never happened before has it?" "Yep, *Snicker!* Oooh boy Black Kirin!" Then Big Mac began punching continuously for 10 more hits! Then Claude blocked, and countered, but Big Mac quickly blocked! "Claude was so close!" Commented Black Kirin "I know, he was about to actually hit Big Mac for the 1st time!" Commented Ember. Then Claude went in for a hug attack! He threw a puppet at Big Mac, but Big Mac jabbed it in the face, shattering it! "Aah, you destroyed my puuuuuuuppeeeeet!" Then he raised a fist up to his face, then he went for the punch that was blocked by Big Mac, then Big Mac left hooked right after! Getting a star! "Why I outta!" Then Claude was jabbed in the stomach! Worried that his shorts might fall down again, he adjusted it, but was then hit again, receiving a star then Big Mac repeated the previous process when he got him earlier! That's when Big Mac was blocked after his 10th hit again! Claude was going to use a punch till the bell rang! Then both boxers went back to their corners. "Dang! surviving a round with Puppet King Claude?" "Ember, I believe he just did the impossible!" "Well, let's just see how he's gonna beat Puppet King Claude in the next round!" "Dad!" Snips said worried. "Relax son, I'm wearing him down!" "It looks like you're getting whooped!" "(Now he decides to think!) Don't worry, your old man still has some tricks up my sleeves!" "Big Mac, you're doing marvelous, you have to keep-up the pressure! I think he's about to fall!" "If you say so, but I just wanna tell you, if he's such a great boxer and puppeteer, why can't ponies just ignore his son's ADHD?" "It doesn't matter how many great feats you go through, if you're a bad parent, then you're hated even more than your kid!" "Well, if me and Cheerilee ever have kids, well Fancy Pants, you can bet your tail I'll make sure he or she will be raised so right, that Equestria will know me as a legend and worship him or her as my legacy!" Then the bell rang! "Finish him off honey!" "You got it Cheerilee!" "And here's round 2!" They announced. "Round 2, fight!" Spike declared. Then Claude went for a double pound, but Big Mac quickly intercepted it! Sending off! Claude got angry because Big Mac knocked his hat off! He tried to do it again, but Big Mac simply dodged! Claude raised his fist, then the process was repeated and then hooked Claude as he pulled his shorts up, getting a star! Claude felt that his shorts were a little loose, but then again, don't they ever learn? Because as Claude tried to adjust his shorts, Big Mac got his 3rd star! Then Claude started flaring his nostrils and his ears started firing out steam! "I recognize that sign!" "Yeah Ember, that means it's time for Claude to use his curtain call surprise! Curtains fly all around the the perimeter of the ring, the opponent will have no idea where the opening is, and then Claude jumps out for a devastating surprise attack!" "Oh-no, is this end for him?" "Have faith in your husband, he will be fine!" Then the curtains covered the ring! Then began rotating continuously! Big Mac had to focus like the warrior who had to fight blindly, he closed his eyes, waiting.................................................................................................................................... He could hear Claude's footsteps! but he couldn't make out where they were coming from, he had to focus harder, that's when a puppet attacked him from his 9'o'clock, but Big Mac shattered that one as well! Then from his 3'o'clock, another puppet, which he then shattered! "(This Big boy is impressive! But now I'm gonna do something that I have never done before with this move!)" Claude levitated himself up to the top of the curtains, then let his weight make him fall fist 1st towards Big Mac, he noticed the shadow speeding towards him! Big Mac then jumped and used the 3 Star Uppercut! Then the curtain burst to pieces, letting everyone see Big Mac punch Puppet King Claude right outta the building, and all the way to Fillydelphia! The Audience jaws dropped, then the camera panned to the announcers, who's jaws have dropped as well! Then the camera pans us to a split screen of Spike, Cheerilee, and Snips with dropped jaws! Then we pan to Zorak, Brak's co-host from Cartoon Planet, he stopped clicking the buttons on his game controller, then his eyes turned their attention to the reader with his usual not caring face! Then the camera pans back to Spike, who shook his head away from the shock! "Knockout!" Spike declared. Then the crowd, except Snails roared with amazement! "In my one whole week of announcing boxing...Black Kirin, that was...oh my Celestia!" "Yeah, that has never happened before! Knocking the opponent all the way outta here!" "Big Mac, that was amazing!" Cheerilee said, as she jumped and Big Mac caught her. "Ha, ha, ha! I've never seen a title bout that spectacular since mine against the champion of my time! Now thanks to all of your hard work, we can now advance to the major circuit!" "Thanks coach!" "Big Mac, that was awesome!" Spike told him. "Thank you Spike, I couldn't have won without your guys' help!" "Big Mac, Big Mac!" called Shutterfly. "Smile over here!" "Eeyup!" Then the news printed a newspaper where the headline picture was Big Mac with fancy Pants, Cheerilee, and Spike! "What in tarnation?" Applejack said after reading the paper. 'So that's where he's been disappearing to everynight since monday night, oh he's gon' get the chewing out of a lifetime!" To Be continued! Next Time: Punch Out! Big Mac's Big Challenge Episode 2: Major League Drama! Author's Note Don't worry guys I just though of characters for the Major circuit & World Circuit. Oh, and thank you Mad God Ember Hewdraw for suggesting Harry as Bear Hugger! Rest assure, Harry will be this universe's version of Bear Hugger! Prologue: I'm Not Weak!"Weakling!" "Weakling!" "WEAKLING!!!" "No...stop! I'M NOT WEAK!!!" Then Big Mac woke-up! *Heavy Breathing!* "Big Mac, are you okay?" Asked Cheerilee, his wife. "Y-yes honey!" "Oh good, I'm gonna go get some water, then I'll be back." Then Cheerilee got out of bed and left the bedroom. "(What was that about? Why was I flashing back to my childhood when those bullies in school called me weak? Could it be...)" Big Mac then thought back to the week after he married Cheerilee. As the days went by, Big Mac became open about his interests! He wants to be a princess even though he's a stallion, he plays with dolls, no not action figures, he plays with My Little Human Dolls, he loves cross dressing! After revealing these traits, everyone in town started whispering the word...weak every time he passed by! Big Mac could perfectly hear what they said, but he refused to listen! But it got worse and worse, causing him to have the bad dream! "Nnngh! I'll show them...I'll somehow prove to them all once again, that I'm not weak!" He shouted. "Big Brother...could yah please quiet down? I'm trying to sleep." Said Applebloom. "Oh, you heard? Please go back to sleep youngun!" "Okay." She sleepily said, she was about to fall over, until Cheerilee caught her. "Whoopsie, careful there!' "Thanks cousin, G'night." Then Applebloom wobbily walked back to her room. "Hmm, very cute don't you think? I hope we can have a kid one day!" "Eeyup." So they went to sleep. The next day...Big Mac was walking down syrup street until he saw an interesting article in the news. "Join the WVBA, and prove to the world that you are Equestria's strongest!" Then a hard ringing hit his head, allowing him the best idea ever! "That's it!" So Big Mac signed-up to join the WVBA! That's when Fancy Pants walked by. "Ah, hello there, signed-up for the WVBA I see." "Yep, I..." Then a hoof hit his face! "You foolish stallion!" "Foo...foolish stallion?" "The WVBA are filled with tough fighters! If you wanna die, then go ahead!" "What do you mean by that?" "I was the WVBA's former champion, I was on top of the world, but soon, I was humiliated because of my youth!" "You were the previous champion?" "Yes, so if you feel like having your flank brutally taken down in one punch, be my guest!" But before he left... "Wait!" "Hmm?" "Train me!" "What was that?" "Train me! If you were the previous champion, then teach me your secrets! I want you as my couch!" Then his nostrils began flaring..."I WANT TO PROVE TO EVERYPONY THAT I AM NOT A WEAKLING!" Fancy Pants smiled "(Those flames in his eyes, and determination, there's the tenacity I had when I was younger!) Deal my friend!" "I'll train my hardest, and you better believe that I will not allow let my youth get the best of me! I will keep my title as champion until the day, I die!" Ch.1: Training! Big Mac vs Fancy Pants!So Big Mac was at Fancy Pants's own personal gym, punching the bags real hard! "Hello Big Macintosh!" "Hey there Fancy Pants, what are you doing here?' "It has occurred to me, that you haven't been taking training seriously!" "What? What do you mean I haven't been taking it seriously coach?" "Well, I feel like it's time for us, to make those 1st punches together!" "Wha..." "Guesto Gusto, my boxing glove please!" "Yes master, Fancy Pants!" "And also, call our wives Fleur & Cheerilee in here." "Yes Master!" So in just a few minutes... "You go honey!" Fleur said while waving a flag. "I know you can win Big Mac!" Cheerilee cried. "Ready Big Mac?" He said, while raising his fists. "Yes Coach!" "Then come at me! Start off with a few normal punches to my face!" He did as Fancy Pants asked, and went in for a few cross punches, the left fist to his right & right fist to his left! Then after Big Mac finished his combo. "Okay, now try blocking & dodging! You must know to time these right!" "Gotcha coach!" Then Fancy Pants went to Big Mac's right! "Here I go!" Then Big Mac dodged, then Fancy Pants went to Big Mac's left! "Now block!" Then Big Mac blocked! "You may take minor damage when blocking, but remember, you can't block & dodge every attack! There will come a time my friend when you need to counter!" "Alright!" "Now..." Then Fancy Pants magically charged his body, and lunged at Big Mac, that's when Big Mac punched! Which sent the rich stallion back! "Excellent, now Big Mac, remember, if they block the face, hit the stomach, if they block the stomach, hit the face!" "Got it!" "Now then..." Then Fancy Pants blocked his face, then Big Mac began hitting the stomach! After that, Fancy Pants blocked the stomach, giving Big Mac the sign to hit the face! "Excellent! *pant!* *Pant!* Now for something really important, every boxer will have their own gimmick, if you can get past that gimmick, then the fight will weigh in your favor!" Then he pulled out a smoking pipe, which Big Mac punched out of his hand! "What?" He said in slow motion..."You shouldn't have done that, in the next part of this lesson, you would know that some opponents get angry and much more violent when you punch something out of their hooves! Sweet Suitor, get ready to catch my shirt!" Then he ripped it off, and threw it to his left revealing he was wearing a pink cheetah skin vest! "Now you're going to get it!" "Oh-nope!" Then he dodged a super fast punch, and countered! He kept on fighting back and kept on hitting the smoking pipes out of Fancy Pants's hooves despite him getting madder and madder! Just between you and me, he's just pretending! "Final lesson, time for the Star Uppercut! I'm sure you notice the 3 stars glowing behind me on the wall right?" "Eeyup!" "Well, if you wish to inflict massive damage to your opponent, then you must hit them with this powerful punch! You can only use this punch if you hit them at the right moment, mostly during a counter attack or if they taunt you! Now, hit me!" Then Big Mac assaulted him with a power charged fist! Fancy Pants was now wobbling meaning, he can now finish him off! Big Mac went in for the final blow until suddenly as soon as he connected with Fancy's stomach, he caught it! "Good...on...you!" Then Fancy Pants fell on the ropes! Then another one of Fancy's servants hit a bell. "TKO!" "Yes! Great job honey!" Cheerilee said as she ran over to hug her husband! "You really think he can beat them all?" "Yes my dear Fleur, he has the firey determination to win! I don't care much about his strive to prove to all he's now weak, but I know he will become champion!" "You're such a kind stallion, just like when we 1st met!" Then she kissed Fancy Pants on the lips.
Ch.2: Big Mac vs. Glass Sentry!"Are you ready for your 1st match Big Mac?" "Yes coach, I can do this!" "Thatta boy! Now go and make an entertaining show!" "Yes, I'll Hadeni Ikuze!" "Excuse me?" "That's Neighponese for Make a show of it!" "You have way too much free time on your hooves, try hanging out wit your friends more often!" "I'll possibly take that advice." Then as they got out there, Big Mac, got into the ring! Then his opponent entered the ring as well, then the referee entered as well. "Spike?" "Oh Big Mac, dude I heard you were joining the WVBA!" "Y-yeah, but what are you doing here?" "The normal referee got injured tragically, giving him a full body cast and will be in the hospital for 5 months! So Twilight told me that I will be residing as the referee of these fights! Now, I want a good clean match from the both of you!" "Okay." Replied Big Mac. "Sure thing son!" Said Flash Sentry. "Helloooooooo we're your hosts for the WVBA! I'm Black Kirin, and this is my co-host! Why don't you introduce yourself?" "'Sup? I'm Mad Draw Ember Hewdraw! We'll be commentating on these fights!" "Now..." They both readied. "In this corner...nobody likes him, he's such a bucking easy out, he's the worst by far...Glass Sentry!" "Boo! Hiss! You really suck! Go and die! So you're Princess Twilight's Husband, who bucking cares?" The audience all said. "Aaaaaaaaand in this corner, fresh to the WVBA, and boxing in general, a farmer of Sweet Apple Acres, the stallion of few words, the Eeyup Nnope guy! Give it up for Big Mac!" Then everyone clapped, cheered, and whistled! Then the bell rang for the 1st round to begin! "Round 1, fight!" Spike announced! Glass went to his left, then... "Eat glass!" As he raised his left arm. Then Big Mac began hitting him continually! left jab, right jab, left jab! Then he alternated to Glass Sentry's stomach, then...right hook, left hook, right hook! Then repeated this pattern for a whole 30 seconds! Then Glass Sentry blocked! "Damn Black Kirin!" "I know Ember, that was awesome!" Then Glass Sentry went to his right and then... "Big Mac? More like..." Then Big Mac interrupted him during his taunt! "Ooh, cutting your opponent off, a great strategy from the newbie!" Commented Ember. "I know, the crowd is going wild for him!" Then Big Mac saw a star after hitting him. "(What the? Could this mean I can use the star uppercut?)" That's when Flash Sentry went to the back of the mat! "Ooh, I think Glass Sentry is going in for his special attack!" Ember said "Right, even though he sucks, every boxer in the WVBA always has a surprising move to show off, and here comes his Glass Flash! 1st he pulls out a glass cup, flashes it in the opponent's eye, making him temporarily blind, then throws the glass at the opponent's face!" Big Mac acted fast, as soon as Glass Sentry pulled out the glass cup & tried to flash it, Big Mac shielded his eyes a second before he flashed it, then dodged the glass being thrown! Then that gave Big Mac an opportunity, and did he take it? no! He went and used a normal punch and gained a 2nd star! "What's he doing? Big Mac should be using the star uppercut!" Whispered Cheerilee "Have faith in your husband! He's merely charging-up!" Fancy Pants assured her! "If you say so." "Damn! That was brutal! But yeah, only a complete idiot wouldn't know to cover their eyes!" Black Kirin commented. "Yep, and to add to that! Big Mac went in for a hard enough body blow to knock Flash down!" "1...2...3...4...5...6..." "I'm not through yet!" "Come-on, come-on, let's continue!" Spike told him! "Alright, you may have gotten me once, but I won..." Then he was cut off as Big Mac beat on him again! Knocking him down, and getting a star again! "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8.." "I ain't letting you beat me girly!" Glass said as he got back-up! "Come-on, come-on, fight!" "It's time!" Fancy told Cheerilee. "What do you mean?" "He's fully charged the star uppercut! Now it's time for the finishing blow!" "Here I co..." Then Big Mac used the Star uppercut!" As it sent Glass sentry flying, you could also see glass shards flying with him as his entire life flashed before his eyes! "TKO!" Spike declared! "Ooooooooh! He freaking did it" Black Kirin screamed into the Mic! "Oh I sure hope Princess Twilight wont file any law suits for beating on his man!" "Oh, I'm sure the WVBA will gladly cover that!" replied Ember!" "Big Mac! Congrats honey!" Cheerilee said as she ran to hug & kiss him! "I see minor scratches, but I'm still sure that they require kisses to make them feel better." Then they kissed. "Big Mac, you did great! Now, are you ready for the next challenge?" Fancy Pants asked. "Eeyup!"
Ch.3: Big Mac vs. Iron Kaiser!It was the next night and Big Mac was ready for another attack! As Big Mac was heading down the hallway, he saw Spike leaving the bathroom. "Phew, ready for another match?" "Eeyup Spike, you know I am!" "Well careful man, you're going-up against your ex's 3rd boyfriend!" Big Mac then thought back to when him and Fluttershy were in love! It was an amazing time...until Fluttershy realized how unmanly he was if you took a good look past his muscles and see his hobbies! Fluttershy broke-up with him and went to Bulk Biceps! Then Fluttershy saw how unmanly Bulk was, and went to Iron Will, who has no femininity what so ever! But Big Mac was lucky to know that Cheerilee still loved him even during his time with Fluttershy, and Big Mac married Cheerilee ASAP! Also, it was the greatest choice Big Mac ever made, nopony could ever tear these 2 apart! Applebloom received nothing but straight A plus pluses through her tutoring, and Granny Smith had somepony to talk to when him, A.J. and AB were working the fields. Winona liked her, and A.J. was friends with her back when they were kids! Everyone loved her! She was the 1st to not mind Big Mac's girly interests. Now, for the next fight! Then Big Mac entered the ring! "Aaaaaaaand welcome back to another match of the WVBA!" Announced Ember! "Tonight, we got ex-boyfriend vs current boyfriend!" Announced Black Kirin "Holy Celestia, say what?" "Yep, tonight in this corner we got the stallion who was once a dog during Discord's return! The stallion that was once the one and only male Ponyville pimp till Spike & Caramel came along, and I say male Ponyville Pimp, because Rainbow Dash attracts a lot of mares, but any waaaaaaay, give it up foooooooooooooor! BIG MAC!" announced Then everyone cheered! "Aaaaaaand in this corner! The very assertive minotuar! He's the current boyfriend of Fluttershy! He trains ponies in the art of being more assertive, but if you're satisfied you have to pay your fees or get beat down by him and his goats! It's Iron Will, or in the ring, Iron Kaiser!" Announced Ember Then everypony booed and hissed! "Your assertiveness training didn't help at all, those kids are still picking on my son!" "Your assertiveness training didn't work, that giraffe lady and centaur lady are still molesting my mouth with their long tongues!" "You suck as an assertiveness trainer Iron Will! I want my money back!" "Alright you 2, time for a good clean fight, and Iron Kaiser?" "What do you want tiny?" "If you attack the audience again, they will execute you for being too violent and unstable!" "Don't worry, Iron Will can now tone them out and pretend they are not even the..." Then cans and bottles were thrown at him. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guards, take the members of the audience who throw trash into the ring!" "Yes sir!" Then it was time for round 1 to begin! "Round one, fight!" Spike declared. Iron Kaiser went to his right, twitched his head, but before he could go in for the right uppercut, Big Mac countered, then Big Mac obtained a star! Now he went in for the counter attack! "Gah! Listen hear, I bet you're only beating me like this because you still haven't gotten over your break-up with Fluttershy!" Then Spike Gasped, and the audience followed after! "Ooooooooh! On-no he didn't!" "I believe so Ember! He just went there!" "Look, I can help you, just throw the..." The Iron Kaiser took a hard one to the face! "No, you look! Me and Fluttershy made-up and we are still friends, so shut-up! I've gotten over that, and as you can see over there! I now have a loving wife!" Then he punched Iron Kaiser while his attention was directed to Cheerilee! "Whoa! I guess Iron Kaiser saw all former couples as enemies!" "There is no bad blood between me and Fluttershy, we will always be friends, do you hear me you big jerk!?" Then Big Mac received a 2nd star, but that's when Big Mac knocked down Iron Kaiser down! "1...2...3...4...5..." "Hahaha, that wont work!" "Come-on, come-on, fight!" Iron Kaiser tried to attack with a left jab, but then Big Mac dodged! "Huh?" Then Big Mac went in for a right jab, left hook, right hook, left jab, to the stomach! Then Iron Kaiser blocked his face! Big Mac tried to break through, that's when Iron Kaiser decided to use his special! "Black Kirin, I believe Iron Kaiser is going to use his Assertive Break Through!" "Indeed Ember, with this attack, he pushes away someone trying to block, then give the opponent one big punch to the rib cage! But if the opponent isn't blocking, then he just attacks real hard! Also, this attack cannot be countered!" "HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!" Then Big Mac dodged, and then used a combo of left hooks to the chest, and right jabs to the face! Then Big Mac received a 3rd star! "Ooooooooh!" Both announcers said. "Another stunning comeback from Big Mac!" Black Kirin commented! "Oh-no, he's beaten my best move!" Then he blocked his face! "Mommy!" Then Big Mac used the 3 star Star Uppercut on Iron Will! Iron Kaiser stiffened, then fell to the floor! "TKO!" Spike declared! Then Cheerilee and Fancy Pants got onto the ring to congratulate Big Mac. "Excellent show boy!" Fancy Pants complimented. "You were great honey!" Cheerilee added. "IRON WILL!" a shrill voice cried! "Oh, uh...Fluttershy, hey there!" "Cowering and Calling for your mommy, I can ignore those unmanly traits, but to think that Big Mac would suffer from something that happened a long long time ago, that is the most unmanliest thing I have ever witnessed! Seriously, you didn't think he wouldn't get over that? Hmph! Good bye, this relationship is over!" "Wait, Fluttershy, we can work this out!" He said while chasing after her. "Please babe, I love you!" "Oh dang, talk about adding insult to injury am I right Black Kirin?" "Dang straight!" "Only one more fight and you'll be taking on the champ of the minor circuit, ready for more my finest pupil?" "Eeyup, no complaints!" Author's Note In Punch Out Wii, when you use a 3 star Star Uppercut when Von Kaiser uses his Mommy block, it's an instant TKO!
Ch.4: Big Mac vs. Discord Kid!Big Mac went down the hallway, nervous! "What's wrong Big Macintosh?" "Well Fancy Pants, it's just that, I'm taking on Princess freaking Celestia's Husband!" "Ha ha ha, you sure do have a way with words when you decided to speak! So he's our ruler's husband, just ignore that fact, and you will win!" "Yes, you're right!" "There's the confident Big Mac I know!" "Oh Eeyup! Let's do this!" Then they entered the ring! "Oh-my-goodness gracious!" "What's up Black Kirin?" "Well Ember, it's just that we have an underdog taking on the spirit of chaos!" "Are you saying you don't have faith that Big Mac will be unable to advance to the next level and take on the champ of the minor circuit?" "That's what I'm all saying!" "Well, if Big Mac can find a way past Discord's reality bending powers, you owe me 15 bits!" Said Ember. "Deal!" "Hey Spike, my soooooon!" "Hello other dad." "Other dad?" Big Mac questioned. "Well today we got The Red Thunder, the opening finder, the boxer who inherited the Star Uppercut from the legendary Fancy Pants himself, Big Mac!" Then everyone cheered. "Then in this corner, we got, Spike's other dad, the ruler of chao..." Then Ember was cut off." "Wait, wait, wait...other dad?" "Yeah, there's this really strange thing, where Princesses Twilight & Celestia agreed on sharing custody of Spike, but not in a lesbian kind of way, think of it like the anime Happy Lesson where the star has multiple, non lesbian moms! So yeah, Spike, the referee right down there, has 2 sets of parents. In Ponyville he has Twilight & Flash Sentry, and in Canterlot he has Celestia & Discord." "Thanks for clearing that strangeness-up! Well any way, give it up for...Discord Kid!" Then everyone booed! "You jerk, your chaos still affected my boyfriend! Now he's waiting in the shadows for the perfect moment to rape me...aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "You jerk, you ruined my life's work!" "You jerk, I wish you'd go and die!" "Geez luis Spike, no-one likes any of your dads!" "I know, I don't really like them either, but any way...round one, fight!" Spike declared. Discord went to his right! "Here it comes!" Then Big Mac dodged the left hook! Discord Kid then went to his left, then just before he used a left hook, Big Mac countered with his own Hook, getting a star! Just before Discord recovered from the attack, Big Mac hit him, getting a 2nd star! Then Big Mac used the Star Uppercut! Knocking him down & knocking out his front fang! "1...2...3...4...5..." "I'm not going down that easily!" "Come-on, come-on, fight!" Then Discord began doing some dance moves, then opened himself-up, and just as soon as his smile twinkled, Big Mac got him in the face with a jab receiving a star! "Oh my!" And Big Mac continued his punishment with 4 left jabs! "You know, I have a question." "What?" "Why are you called Discord Kid in the ring? You are way way way too old to be called a kid, or maybe it's because you're so childish!" Then the audience all went Oh! Put your hands in the air, and shake 'em like you just don't c...what was I just doing? Oh yeah the story. "Dang! Calling his opponent old and childish!" Said Black Kirin "That is some painful trash talk from Big Mac!" Said Ember "Hey Big Mac, even though we're bros, you should keep the trash talk down, there are kids in the audience for goodness sake!" Said Spike. "B-but I wasn't making fun of him, I was just asking why he was..." Then he dodged left jab! "...named Discord Kid? I was only..." Then he dodged Discord Kid's right hook! "...curious of why he picked that..." Then he blocked an uppercut. "Name, I mean it's not like I insulted his mom or anything!" "Say what?" Black Kirin blurted out. "Ooooh, he just brought Discord's mom into this!" Replied Ember. "Big Mac, enough of the mama talk! If I hear one more outburst like that outta you, you're outta here!" Spike warned. " *Sigh!* I understand!" Then he zipped his lip! "Ooooh thank you son! After this, we'll all go out for ice cream! Except you Big Mac, for hurting my feelings, you don't get any ice..." Then Big Mac gave Discord Kid a star punch! Knocking him down! "1...2...3...4...5..." "Uuuungh!" Then he fell down again. "6...7...8..." "I'm not through yet!" "Come-on, come-on, fight!" Discord went in for a hook, but was then countered by a left hook, getting a star! Before Discord could recover, Big Mac hooked Discord Kid again for another star! Discord then began his taunt, and Big Mac gained his 3rd star by punching him as soon as Discord Kid's teeth glistened! Then Discord Kid got ready... "Here come's Discord Kid's special Black Kirin!" "Yes Ember, he's about to use the Wacky World blast!" "Yes with the Wacky World, he generates a-lot of energy into his fist, but while this happens, the ring then witnesses distortion and everything around the opponent begins to slow down! If the opponent isn't paying attention then they might get caught by the distortion's snare, or the time stopping bubble! Then he causes an instantaneous TKO by spinning at you fist 1st!" Big Mac jumped, avoiding the snare, then dodged to the right, avoiding the bubble!, and then ducked under the spinning attack! As soon as Discord Kid was right under Big Mac...Star Uppercut to the stomach! Knocking out Discord! "Oh Snap!" Said Black Kirin "Holy Celestia!" Said Ember "K.O!" Spike declared! "DISCORD!!!" "Wh...what in the...ladies and gentlecolts, welcome, our honorable leader, Princess Celestia!" Said Ember Then the crowd all said welcome! "You didn't have to say welcome, you could have just cheered." Said Black Kirin. "Oakie Dokie! Next time!" The audience replied "Ooooh Honey, are you hurt?" "Don't worry honey, I'm fine! Spike, wonderful refereeing, and Big Mac?" "Yes..." "The reason why I'm known as Discord Kid is because at heart, I still feel young! You should try to feel young even if you get kids, even if you get old, don't feel old and useless!" "Eeyup, and thank you for the advice, also even though I never said anything about her, I'm sorry for offending you & your mama." Then Big Mac pulled Discord up, and they shook appendages. "Big Mac, you were wonderful!" Said Cheerilee. "I couldn't agree more!" Fancy Pants agreed. "Thanks!" "Oh hey, Big Mac!" "Eeyup?" "I changed my mind! You can come with us to have Ice Cream."
Ch.5: Title Bout! Big Mac vs. Puppet King Claude!Big Mac walked down those halls with a brave & confident face! Nothing would stop him, he felt indestructible! "Big Mac, are you ready to win the title bout?" "Of course! Also, Claude really has to learn to control that idiot son of his! He deserves what I'm going to do to him!" "If you say so, but watch yourself, do not let the popularity get to your head!" "Coach, I'm only doing this to prove I'm not weak! I can easily tone those ponies and other creatures out." "Good sir!" Then they finally arrived to the ring. "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!" "It's time for the title bout of the Minor circuit!" "Dang straight Ember, does Big Mac have what it takes to beat this handy stallion?" "Alright you 2, listen here! Claude, no puppets!" "No promises sonny Jim!" "Big Mac, bash this guy in once for me, because Snips ruined my flowers last week! I was going to give them to Rarity!" "Hey, Snips apologized afterwards!" "Yeah, but then he did it again the next fracking day! That's why we're not friends anymore! He's acting this way because he doesn't want me to get a girlfriend before him, and it is extremely unlikely he'll get a girlfriend!" "Whoa, get a load of this, before we introduce the fighters, it seems that the ref is getting into a heated argument about something!" "Alright, alright, alright! I understand already! My son is the biggest moron out there, but don't blame me or my wife! Let's just get the show on the road!" Spike then signaled that the announcers could finally introduce the fighters. "Oh, that's our cue Black Kirin, finally! In this corner, world famous puppeteer, father of Ponyville's village idiot Snips, and former leader of the now disbanded 3 Stooges, give it up for, Puppet King Claude!" Then everyone pulled out pitchforks, torches, and bills for damages Snips caused! "Your son broke my bus!" "Your idiot of a son ruined my garden! "You're a reeeeeeeeaaaaaallllly goooooooood parent! Oh, and just in case he inherited his stupidity from you, I was being sarcastic!" "Geez Luis! Is the audience mad! Now, in this corner, the Red Dynamo, the One Who Should Always Stay Silent! The Stallion who has shocked the WVBA...it's Big Mac!" Then everyone threw flowers, held-up signs with Big Mac's face on it, and began popping fire crackers. "Round 1, fight!" Spike declared! Claude held his right fist up to his face, then tried to punch Big Mac, but missed as he dodged! Then Claude held-up his left fist to his mouth, then Big Mac dodged! Then Claude raised his fist, and opened his mouth! That gave him the perfect opportunity! Big Mac hit his face! Then Claude's shorts fell down! Which caused audience to laugh. "Holey Moley!" Then Claude pulled-up his shorts! "Bwahahaha! That has never happened before has it?" "Yep, *Snicker!* Oooh boy Black Kirin!" Then Big Mac began punching continuously for 10 more hits! Then Claude blocked, and countered, but Big Mac quickly blocked! "Claude was so close!" Commented Black Kirin "I know, he was about to actually hit Big Mac for the 1st time!" Commented Ember. Then Claude went in for a hug attack! He threw a puppet at Big Mac, but Big Mac jabbed it in the face, shattering it! "Aah, you destroyed my puuuuuuuppeeeeet!" Then he raised a fist up to his face, then he went for the punch that was blocked by Big Mac, then Big Mac left hooked right after! Getting a star! "Why I outta!" Then Claude was jabbed in the stomach! Worried that his shorts might fall down again, he adjusted it, but was then hit again, receiving a star then Big Mac repeated the previous process when he got him earlier! That's when Big Mac was blocked after his 10th hit again! Claude was going to use a punch till the bell rang! Then both boxers went back to their corners. "Dang! surviving a round with Puppet King Claude?" "Ember, I believe he just did the impossible!" "Well, let's just see how he's gonna beat Puppet King Claude in the next round!" "Dad!" Snips said worried. "Relax son, I'm wearing him down!" "It looks like you're getting whooped!" "(Now he decides to think!) Don't worry, your old man still has some tricks up my sleeves!" "Big Mac, you're doing marvelous, you have to keep-up the pressure! I think he's about to fall!" "If you say so, but I just wanna tell you, if he's such a great boxer and puppeteer, why can't ponies just ignore his son's ADHD?" "It doesn't matter how many great feats you go through, if you're a bad parent, then you're hated even more than your kid!" "Well, if me and Cheerilee ever have kids, well Fancy Pants, you can bet your tail I'll make sure he or she will be raised so right, that Equestria will know me as a legend and worship him or her as my legacy!" Then the bell rang! "Finish him off honey!" "You got it Cheerilee!" "And here's round 2!" They announced. "Round 2, fight!" Spike declared. Then Claude went for a double pound, but Big Mac quickly intercepted it! Sending off! Claude got angry because Big Mac knocked his hat off! He tried to do it again, but Big Mac simply dodged! Claude raised his fist, then the process was repeated and then hooked Claude as he pulled his shorts up, getting a star! Claude felt that his shorts were a little loose, but then again, don't they ever learn? Because as Claude tried to adjust his shorts, Big Mac got his 3rd star! Then Claude started flaring his nostrils and his ears started firing out steam! "I recognize that sign!" "Yeah Ember, that means it's time for Claude to use his curtain call surprise! Curtains fly all around the the perimeter of the ring, the opponent will have no idea where the opening is, and then Claude jumps out for a devastating surprise attack!" "Oh-no, is this end for him?" "Have faith in your husband, he will be fine!" Then the curtains covered the ring! Then began rotating continuously! Big Mac had to focus like the warrior who had to fight blindly, he closed his eyes, waiting.................................................................................................................................... He could hear Claude's footsteps! but he couldn't make out where they were coming from, he had to focus harder, that's when a puppet attacked him from his 9'o'clock, but Big Mac shattered that one as well! Then from his 3'o'clock, another puppet, which he then shattered! "(This Big boy is impressive! But now I'm gonna do something that I have never done before with this move!)" Claude levitated himself up to the top of the curtains, then let his weight make him fall fist 1st towards Big Mac, he noticed the shadow speeding towards him! Big Mac then jumped and used the 3 Star Uppercut! Then the curtain burst to pieces, letting everyone see Big Mac punch Puppet King Claude right outta the building, and all the way to Fillydelphia! The Audience jaws dropped, then the camera panned to the announcers, who's jaws have dropped as well! Then the camera pans us to a split screen of Spike, Cheerilee, and Snips with dropped jaws! Then we pan to Zorak, Brak's co-host from Cartoon Planet, he stopped clicking the buttons on his game controller, then his eyes turned their attention to the reader with his usual not caring face! Then the camera pans back to Spike, who shook his head away from the shock! "Knockout!" Spike declared. Then the crowd, except Snails roared with amazement! "In my one whole week of announcing boxing...Black Kirin, that was...oh my Celestia!" "Yeah, that has never happened before! Knocking the opponent all the way outta here!" "Big Mac, that was amazing!" Cheerilee said, as she jumped and Big Mac caught her. "Ha, ha, ha! I've never seen a title bout that spectacular since mine against the champion of my time! Now thanks to all of your hard work, we can now advance to the major circuit!" "Thanks coach!" "Big Mac, that was awesome!" Spike told him. "Thank you Spike, I couldn't have won without your guys' help!" "Big Mac, Big Mac!" called Shutterfly. "Smile over here!" "Eeyup!" Then the news printed a newspaper where the headline picture was Big Mac with fancy Pants, Cheerilee, and Spike! "What in tarnation?" Applejack said after reading the paper. 'So that's where he's been disappearing to everynight since monday night, oh he's gon' get the chewing out of a lifetime!" To Be continued! Next Time: Punch Out! Big Mac's Big Challenge Episode 2: Major League Drama! Author's Note Don't worry guys I just though of characters for the Major circuit & World Circuit. Oh, and thank you Mad God Ember Hewdraw for suggesting Harry as Bear Hugger! Rest assure, Harry will be this universe's version of Bear Hugger!
Prologue: I'm Not Weak!"Weakling!" "Weakling!" "WEAKLING!!!" "No...stop! I'M NOT WEAK!!!" Then Big Mac woke-up! *Heavy Breathing!* "Big Mac, are you okay?" Asked Cheerilee, his wife. "Y-yes honey!" "Oh good, I'm gonna go get some water, then I'll be back." Then Cheerilee got out of bed and left the bedroom. "(What was that about? Why was I flashing back to my childhood when those bullies in school called me weak? Could it be...)" Big Mac then thought back to the week after he married Cheerilee. As the days went by, Big Mac became open about his interests! He wants to be a princess even though he's a stallion, he plays with dolls, no not action figures, he plays with My Little Human Dolls, he loves cross dressing! After revealing these traits, everyone in town started whispering the word...weak every time he passed by! Big Mac could perfectly hear what they said, but he refused to listen! But it got worse and worse, causing him to have the bad dream! "Nnngh! I'll show them...I'll somehow prove to them all once again, that I'm not weak!" He shouted. "Big Brother...could yah please quiet down? I'm trying to sleep." Said Applebloom. "Oh, you heard? Please go back to sleep youngun!" "Okay." She sleepily said, she was about to fall over, until Cheerilee caught her. "Whoopsie, careful there!' "Thanks cousin, G'night." Then Applebloom wobbily walked back to her room. "Hmm, very cute don't you think? I hope we can have a kid one day!" "Eeyup." So they went to sleep. The next day...Big Mac was walking down syrup street until he saw an interesting article in the news. "Join the WVBA, and prove to the world that you are Equestria's strongest!" Then a hard ringing hit his head, allowing him the best idea ever! "That's it!" So Big Mac signed-up to join the WVBA! That's when Fancy Pants walked by. "Ah, hello there, signed-up for the WVBA I see." "Yep, I..." Then a hoof hit his face! "You foolish stallion!" "Foo...foolish stallion?" "The WVBA are filled with tough fighters! If you wanna die, then go ahead!" "What do you mean by that?" "I was the WVBA's former champion, I was on top of the world, but soon, I was humiliated because of my youth!" "You were the previous champion?" "Yes, so if you feel like having your flank brutally taken down in one punch, be my guest!" But before he left... "Wait!" "Hmm?" "Train me!" "What was that?" "Train me! If you were the previous champion, then teach me your secrets! I want you as my couch!" Then his nostrils began flaring..."I WANT TO PROVE TO EVERYPONY THAT I AM NOT A WEAKLING!" Fancy Pants smiled "(Those flames in his eyes, and determination, there's the tenacity I had when I was younger!) Deal my friend!" "I'll train my hardest, and you better believe that I will not allow let my youth get the best of me! I will keep my title as champion until the day, I die!"
Ch.1: Training! Big Mac vs Fancy Pants!So Big Mac was at Fancy Pants's own personal gym, punching the bags real hard! "Hello Big Macintosh!" "Hey there Fancy Pants, what are you doing here?' "It has occurred to me, that you haven't been taking training seriously!" "What? What do you mean I haven't been taking it seriously coach?" "Well, I feel like it's time for us, to make those 1st punches together!" "Wha..." "Guesto Gusto, my boxing glove please!" "Yes master, Fancy Pants!" "And also, call our wives Fleur & Cheerilee in here." "Yes Master!" So in just a few minutes... "You go honey!" Fleur said while waving a flag. "I know you can win Big Mac!" Cheerilee cried. "Ready Big Mac?" He said, while raising his fists. "Yes Coach!" "Then come at me! Start off with a few normal punches to my face!" He did as Fancy Pants asked, and went in for a few cross punches, the left fist to his right & right fist to his left! Then after Big Mac finished his combo. "Okay, now try blocking & dodging! You must know to time these right!" "Gotcha coach!" Then Fancy Pants went to Big Mac's right! "Here I go!" Then Big Mac dodged, then Fancy Pants went to Big Mac's left! "Now block!" Then Big Mac blocked! "You may take minor damage when blocking, but remember, you can't block & dodge every attack! There will come a time my friend when you need to counter!" "Alright!" "Now..." Then Fancy Pants magically charged his body, and lunged at Big Mac, that's when Big Mac punched! Which sent the rich stallion back! "Excellent, now Big Mac, remember, if they block the face, hit the stomach, if they block the stomach, hit the face!" "Got it!" "Now then..." Then Fancy Pants blocked his face, then Big Mac began hitting the stomach! After that, Fancy Pants blocked the stomach, giving Big Mac the sign to hit the face! "Excellent! *pant!* *Pant!* Now for something really important, every boxer will have their own gimmick, if you can get past that gimmick, then the fight will weigh in your favor!" Then he pulled out a smoking pipe, which Big Mac punched out of his hand! "What?" He said in slow motion..."You shouldn't have done that, in the next part of this lesson, you would know that some opponents get angry and much more violent when you punch something out of their hooves! Sweet Suitor, get ready to catch my shirt!" Then he ripped it off, and threw it to his left revealing he was wearing a pink cheetah skin vest! "Now you're going to get it!" "Oh-nope!" Then he dodged a super fast punch, and countered! He kept on fighting back and kept on hitting the smoking pipes out of Fancy Pants's hooves despite him getting madder and madder! Just between you and me, he's just pretending! "Final lesson, time for the Star Uppercut! I'm sure you notice the 3 stars glowing behind me on the wall right?" "Eeyup!" "Well, if you wish to inflict massive damage to your opponent, then you must hit them with this powerful punch! You can only use this punch if you hit them at the right moment, mostly during a counter attack or if they taunt you! Now, hit me!" Then Big Mac assaulted him with a power charged fist! Fancy Pants was now wobbling meaning, he can now finish him off! Big Mac went in for the final blow until suddenly as soon as he connected with Fancy's stomach, he caught it! "Good...on...you!" Then Fancy Pants fell on the ropes! Then another one of Fancy's servants hit a bell. "TKO!" "Yes! Great job honey!" Cheerilee said as she ran over to hug her husband! "You really think he can beat them all?" "Yes my dear Fleur, he has the firey determination to win! I don't care much about his strive to prove to all he's now weak, but I know he will become champion!" "You're such a kind stallion, just like when we 1st met!" Then she kissed Fancy Pants on the lips.
