Twilight's bitter meals

Twilight and Applejack wandered down the path towards Ponyville. They had left a note for everyone else saying they had some errands to take care of and not to worry about anything.

Twilight smiled, she was going to see Celestia. Even if it was for a completely strange thing, it was still hanging out with her mentor.

Applejack noticed the smile on her friends face and asked, "What's got you all happy?"

"Oh nothing, just going to see Celestia, again." Twilight gave a excited squeak and coughed awkwardly.

Applejack chuckled and placed a hand on Twilight's shoulder, "I'm just surprised she wants to help with the rebuilding."

"Well, I sure it's been a slow week for her and she wants something to do."

"I suppose, she could have asked though..." AJ rolled her eyes but smiled nevertheless.

Eventually, the pair made it to Ponyville and wandered through the market where various stalls were being set up for the day.

Twilight was careful to stay away from any stalls which had liquids in them incase whatever happened to her, happened again.

The two of them stopped outside of the hotel and looked up at the building that seemed to go on forever.

AJ turned to Twilight, "Let's go in, I'm sure the Princess somehow knows we're here."

"Come on Applejack, she isn't omniscient," Twilight laughed and pulled the door open with her magic. "She just plans, a lot."

"I don't know, she knew you would meet us and defeat Nightmare Moon."

Twilight shook her head, "You got me there, but still, I lived with her, and she isn't. Trust me."

AJ remained quiet as they walked across the marble floor and up to the front desk. The two were surprised to find Cheerilee sitting at the reception with a headset on.

"Cheerilee?" Twilight asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Oh, hi Twilight... I could ask you the same thing... oh wait, the Princess is here isn't she." Cheerilee replied before sighing, "This is my second job. The school doesn't exactly pay great. I work here until eight, then go to school."

"Oh, okay then..." Applejack mumbled, "Can we have her room?"

"Hmm? Oh yeah, here." cheerilee passed over a pair of vip badges with Celestia's room number on them. "Don't dawdle, there are reporters all over the floors, trying to find her."

"We'll keep that in mind." Twilight said, rushing off with AJ. The pair walked into the lift and AJ pressed floor twenty.

The door's opened and the two walked out, "Alright, room eighty nine..." Twilight mumbled as she read off the numbers. "Eighty eight... Nine... Aha!"

She brought a hand up and knocked, then waited for a few minutes. "Maybe she is in a different room..." AJ whispered, looking around.

The door opened, revealing Celestia in her nightwear, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. "Yea- oh, Twilight, Applejack."

Twilight felt her face light up and looked to the floor, "Hi Princess!"

AJ on the other hand smiled and bowed slightly, "Twilight has a little problem that has just come to our attention."

Twilight turned and pushed her away, "It was a misunderstanding, we're all better now... I'll be going!"

"Twilight." That one word from the Princess was all it took for Twilight to freeze in place. Celestia turned to Applejack and rose an eyebrow, "What problem?"

"Well, I'm not really sure, it was kind of strange. I only walked in on it. Twilight can tell you more."

Said person felt herself become weightless and float over to Celestia and then into her room. Applejack followed her soon after and she found herself sitting on Celestia'd bed which looked like it hadn't been touched.

Celestia walked in and sat down in front of them in a chair. She had a worried look on her face and seemed to fidget in the seat, "Twilight, what happened?"

Twilight gulped and suddenly felt herself grow hot. "I-I was getting a drink of w-water," she started hesitantly, "I put it to my lips and it turned into..."

"Turned into what?" Celestia leaned forwards and had a look of complete focus.

Twilight closed her eyes and looked away, a growing blush making its way over her face. Applejack rolled her eyes and said, "From what we had to clean up, it turned into honest to you semen."

Celestia blinked and leaned back in her chair, her hands cupped and brought to her face in contemplation. She stayed like that for a good few minutes before she turned AJ, "It turned into... Semen?"

"Yes Princess," Twilight squeaked.

"Was this before or after you vegan to drink it?"

"Princess!" Twilight shouted, mortified her mentor would even ask such a question, "After, obviously."

"I don't know what you get up to in the library." Celestia smirked at the reaction of her friend. "Now, I'm guessing you didn't come here just to brag, you want to know why?"

"We would," AJ nodded.

"Alright," Celestia sighed, "from the sounds of it, there was a lot..."

"Yes Princess, all of the water in the cup turned as well as... the water in the tap."

The Princess leaned forward, then rose. She walked over to the sink and filled up a cup with water and walked back over to the chair and sat down.

She took a sip and found nothing had changed, "Normal water, if a bit hard..." She passed Applejack the cup and watched as she too took a sip and noticed nothing wrong.

Finally, the cup was passed to Twilight who's hand shook as she gripped it. Celestia placed a hand in her leg, "Don't worry, we'll figure this out."

"Can we use graphs and long words..." Twilight mumbled.

"I wouldn't want it any other way."

Taking a breath, Twilight gripped the cup tighter and brought it to her mouth. Closing her eyes, she tipped it and found the now familiar taste enter her mouth. She took the cup away and swallowed her mouthful.

The others were gazing away and Twilight realised she had the cum coating her upper lip and used a hand to wipe it away, before licking it up.

Celestia frowned before sighing, "I think it's safe to say that it's only affecting you."

"I think so... what tests will we do?" Applejack asked, trying not to look into the cup that still contained a modest amount of semen.

"Well, let's see..." The Princess started, smiling.