Celestia's Cake Obsession

by DeiStar

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Luna, Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3429

Celestia goes to have sexy time with cakes. And probably Twilight as well.

After eating a delicious cake, Celestia becomes obsessed with cakes. It's up to Luna and Twilight to stop Celestia and save her from her own desires.

Published 2012-04-15 05:19:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-16 08:25:59 UTC

Obsession

Chapter 1: Obsession

“Guards! Guards!” A loud voice yelled through the castle walls.

Two Royal Pegasi guards rushed through the halls, running towards the room from where the voice was calling.

“Guards! Get over here!” The voice yelled, even louder than the first time.

The guards ran even faster, until they finally arrived in front of the Princess’ room. They thought she could be in danger, so they both slammed the doors with their heads, making their way in.

“Your Majesty! What’s the problem?” One of the guards asked, looking around the room for any signs of danger or trouble. But there was nothing else than Princess Luna, staring at the guards from her bed.

“My sister! Where is she?!” Luna yelled at the confused guards, leaping from her bed and striking her hooves firmly onto the floor.

“Uh- Princess Celestia, hasn’t been seen since she raised the sun this morning, your Majesty.” A nervous guard answered. “Why, what happened?”

“Celestia… she ate… my special cake!” She stared at one table, which had nothing but an empty plate on it. The guards stared at the table as well, returning their stare to the Princess right away. “Go and find her! And bring her here!” The Princess commanded, pointing her hoof at the entrance. “Tell to all the guards to find her! And don’t you dare to come back without her!”

“Yes your majesty, right away!” Both guards nervously answered, dashing outside Luna’s room. They had to inform the other guards, so they both took different ways.

“Celestia… of all things that you have done.” Luna growled to herself, furiously kicking the table with her hoof. “You are not going to get away with this!”

“Luna's cake was delicious, but now all that remains is this slice of cake.” A voice whispered. “My little cake…”

Celestia was sitting on a big, purple cushion inside her bedroom. The door was locked, so no one could interrupt her. With her magic, she was levitating a plate with a slice of cake on it.

“Oh just look at your delicious frosting… and the chocolate…” She was licking her lips with her mouth. It was the perfect cake, and it was all for herself. She licked a bit of the cake frosting. "Oh, yes." Celestia moaned in pleasure.

Suddenly, a bright glow came from the middle of the room. Celestia rapidly stood up from her cushion and stared at the glow. She noticed a pony appeared from the glow, a very familiar pony. Finally, the glow enveloped the entire room and in less than a second, it faded away.

“Princess Celestia! I finally found you!” The pony chimed.

“T-Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student! Why did you teleport inside my room?” Celestia asked, breathing heavily.

“Princess, I…” Twilight stared at her mentor, noticing the hovering plate with the very same slice of cake. “Is that a slice of cake?” She pointed her hoof at the plate.

“Don’t touch it! It’s mine!” Celestia roared, stepping back from Twilight.

“Princess? What’s going on?” Twilight walked towards the Princess. “Why are you acting like this?”

“Back off! This is MY cake! And I’m going to EAT it!” Celestia’s horn began to glow and with a flash, she disappeared along with the cake.

“Princess!” Twilight shouted, but it was too late, her mentor was already gone.

“Princess Celestia! Are you in there?” A male voice yelled from outside of the room, knocking the door several times.

Twilight ran towards the door. She unlocked it and opened it. “Guards?” She saw two of the Royal Guards, panting heavily.

“Twilight Sparkle? What are you doing in the Princess room? Where is the Princess?” One guard asked, looking inside Celestia’s room.

“I don’t know, she was here just a moment ago. She was acting weird.” Twilight replied. “What happened? She had a slice of cake and told me not to touch it, then she teleported with the slice of cake.”

“Oh this is bad!” One guard stared back at Twilight. “Twilight Sparkle, go to Princess Luna’s royal room and talk to her, she might know what’s going on.” The guard pointed his hoof, showing the way.

“Okay!” Twilight left the room and sprinted towards Luna’s room, running faster than ever. Her beloved mentor was probably in trouble. She ran through some stairways, until she finally reached Luna’s room.

“Princess Luna! What happened?” Twilight eagerly asked, entering the Princess’ room.

“Twilight Sparkle, it’s my sister.“ Luna replied. “She is obsessed with cakes!” She stared at Twilight. “If we don’t stop her, she might become dangerous.”

“What? H-how?” Twilight was confused. Why would her mentor be obsessed with cakes? How could she become dangerous?

“Listen Twilight, terrible things will happen if we don’t stop my sister, that’s why I must ask you to find her and bring her to me. As I am the only one who can stop her.” Luna walked towards Twilight.
She opened a little wooden box that was lying on her bed with her magic and she withdrew a small necklace with a white pearl from it. “Once you find her, use this." Luna hovered the necklace in front of Twilight. "This white pearl will teleport my sister to my room.”

“But, what do I do with it?” Twilight asked, looking at the necklace.

“Once you find my sister, crush this necklace with your hoof or whatever, and run as far as you can.” Luna handed over the necklace to Twilight.

Twilight accepted the necklace and put it around her neck. “Don’t worry Princess Luna, I’ll find Princess Celestia.” Twilight chimed.

“Very well then, I entrust you the task, good luck Twilight Sparkle!” The Princess said dismissively.

Twilight nodded, turned back, and she left the room.

“Oh, so Luna thinks she can stop me? Alright then.” ‘Munch’ “I think this will be fun.” ‘Chomp’ “Oh my… this cake is SO good!”

Captured

Chapter 2: Captured

“So… where should I go? I have no idea where Princess could be.” Twilight talked to herself, while running around Canterlot’s castle. She really had no idea where to go, Celestia could be anywhere. “But, if what Princess Luna said is true, then she should be somewhere near cakes.” She stopped running and began to think. “Somewhere… with cakes… Sugarcube Corner!” She chimed. She knew a cake addict would go to Sugarcube Corner, Ponyville’s best bakery.

“I don’t have time to use the Royal Chariot or the Canterlot Express, I must reach Ponyville immediately.” Twilight kept talking to herself. Her horn began to glow and with a flash, she disappeared.

An orb of light shined somewhere in Ponyville, Twilight came out from that orb and landed her hooves on the ground. She looked around to check where she was. “Alright, Sugarcube Corner is only two blocks from here!” She began to run, ignoring the ponies who were staring at the recently teleported Twilight.

As Twilight approached closer to Sugarcube Corner, she started to feel even more nervous. She didn’t know if Celestia was actually there or not, but she had to help her. Twilight finally arrived at Sugarcube Corner. She stopped running and noticed the door was forced open. “Oh no no no, this is bad.” She squeaked, resuming her running towards the entrance.

Twilight stepped inside the bakery, nervously looking around the store. “Hello? Pinkie? Princess Celestia? Anypony?” She called, but no one answered. She kept looking around, some of the tables were flipped over, and the cakes in the counters were missing. “Oh no, I’m too late!” Twilight whispered, suddenly hearing a squeak from the kitchen. “Huh?” Twilight ran towards the kitchen.

The kitchen was a disaster. Broken eggs and eggshells everywhere, flour scattered all over the place, spilled milk, and several broken plates. “Hello? What happened here?” Twilight examined the kitchen, until something caught her attention. A pink earth pony was crawled in the corner. She was covering her face with her hooves and shaking.

“Pinkie? Is that you?” Twilight approached the scared pony. “What happened?”

Pinkie moved one hoof from her head and stared at Twilight. Her hooves were covered with cake frosting, along with her mouth and legs, and some flour too. “Twilight…” Pinkie softly whispered.

“Pinkie, what happened here? Why are you all covered in cake frosting?” Twilight asked her frightened friend, who couldn’t stop shaking.

“P-P-Princess Ce-Celestia…” She muttered, closing her eyes. “She came in here, demanding for cakes…”

“The Princess?” So it’s true, Princess Celestia is obsessed with cakes! “Pinkie! What did the Princess do?” She asked her friend, who seemed to be a bit more relaxed.

“She wanted cakes… she had cake frosting all over her face and hooves…”

“Pinkie! What did the Princess do?!” Twilight asked again.

“She destroyed the kitchen… and stole all the cakes…” Pinkie began to shiver again, suddenly opening her eyes wide open. “The library! Twilight! Don’t go to your library!” She yelled, returning to her crawled position.

“The library? What’s in the library?” Twilight asked, but Pinkie did not answer. “Pinkie!”

“C-Celestia…” She squeaked.

“Princess Celestia? At the library?” Twilight asked herself. “Pinkie, stay right here, I’m going to find the Princess and find out what’s going on.” Twilight said to her friend, who nervously nodded her head.

“No time to walk.” Twilight said as her horn began to glow, she teleported herself out of Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie looked at the point where Twilight was, but she was gone.

“Just look at your bright, red cherries…” Celestia whispered, licking the cherries of a cake. “You are always the best part of a cake.” She chuckled.

Celestia was standing in the middle of Twilight’s library. Her mane, tail, hooves and mouth were covered in cake, so much cake. There were several cakes piled right next to her. She was eating a white cake with cherries, giving it violent bites. She was speaking to nopony in particular. “Ah, the vanilla…” She mumbled, licking the cake remains from her lips.

A bright glow began to appear from one side of the room, Celestia already knew it was Twilight. She stood up and wiped the cake from her mouth with a hoof. The glow flashed, enveloping the room and Twilight appeared right in front of Celestia.

“Princess Celestia!” Twilight exclaimed. “What did you do at Sugarcube Corner?”

Celestia smiled. “My faithful student… do you want a slice of cake?” She hovered a piece of cake in front of Twilight.

“No, Princess. I want you to tell me why you stole all those cakes from Sugarcube Corner.” Twilight said, pointing her hoof at the pile of cakes next to Celestia.

“Oh Twilight” Her horn began to glow and her magical aura surrounded Twilight. She struggled but she couldn’t move. “You’re being too harsh about it…” She walked towards Twilight, who was still struggling her way out of the spell.

“Princess, let me go!” Twilight said, trying to break free, but it was useless, Celestia’s magic was too powerful. Celestia approached her head to Twilight.

“Oh my faithful student… I will show you the wonders of cakes.” Celestia whispered right next to Twilight’s ear, giving it a soft, gently nibble.

Twilight cringed.

Cakes

Chapter 3: Cakes

“Now Twilight, open your mouth.” Celestia ordered. Twilight shook her head, still struggling her way out of Celestia’s spell. “Come on, open it.” Celestia said again, hovering a slice of cake in front of her. Twilight shook her head again in denial. “I’m telling you to open your mouth!” Celestia roared, pushing the slice on Twilight’s mouth.

Twilight growled. She could feel the cake trying to enter her mouth, but she kept her mouth sealed. It was quite hard since it was her favorite: Maple syrup cake.

“Twilight, don’t make me do it.” Celestia warned Twilight, trying once again to press the cake on her mouth. Twilight shed a tear from her left eye, still closing her mouth as hard as she could. “Fine, be that way.” Celestia sighed.

Celestia’s horn glowed a little brighter. Twilight could feel her mouth was being forced to open, she tried to resist, but once again, Celestia’s magic was too powerful for her. Finally, Twilight opened her mouth wide open. Celestia then pushed the cake in. “Now chew!” Celestia told her. Twilight began to whimper, almost choking with the cake in her mouth. She had no option but chew on her favorite flavored cake.

Twilight chewed the cake inside her mouth, slowly swallowing it. She felt that delicious maple syrup flavor she loved so much, the cream, nuts, almonds and the frosting. Her body began to relax. Why does this feel… so good? Twilight wondered herself, chewing the last piece of cake inside her mouth. As soon as she finished with the cake, she tried to catch her breath, heavily breathing with her mouth.

“Good girl, Twilight.” Celestia smiled, looking at her precious student. Twilight opened her eyes and stared back at her mentor. She had the same warm and peaceful smile she always had.

“Princess... stop… please…” Twilight could hardly talk, she coughed a little.

“Stop? But we’re just getting started!” Celestia chimed, levitating another slice of cake and placing it inside Twilight’s mouth. Twilight tried to close her mouth before the cake could get in, but it was too late, once again, she had no option but to eat the cake.

Twilight wasn’t struggling her way out of Celestia’s spell anymore. She kept on chewing the new slice of cake. It wasn’t the same maple syrup cake from before. Instead, it was a coconut-vanilla cake, with cinnamon and chocolate. Twilight once again felt the flavors in her mouth. She felt the cinnamon and chocolate scattering all over her gums. She moaned with pleasure once she swallowed the last piece of the cake.

“So Twilight… do you like it?” Celestia asked Twilight, who was licking the cake outside her mouth with her tongue.

“Y-yes…” Twilight confessed. A grin on Celestia’s face was formed. “Princess…”

“Yes, my faithful student?” Celestia said.

“M-more…” Twilight muttered.

Celestia chuckled. “Alright, Twilight.” She levitated another piece of cake from the pile and placed it inside Twilight’s mouth. She was surprised to see Twilight devouring it. Twilight was done with the piece in a matter of seconds.

“More! Please!” Twilight begged, licking as much cake as she could from outside her mouth. Celestia levitated three slices of cake. She gave Twilight one slice, waiting for her to finish it so she could give her the other slices.

I love it! I love it! Twilight was furiously biting the cake in her mouth, she loved the explosion of flavors that were forming inside her. “Don’t stop Princess! Please more!” Twilight yelled. Celestia gave her another slice, looking at her student with a big smile.

“Please Princess! More! More!” Twilight moaned. She wanted more, she desired more cake, and she wasn’t satisfied yet. Celestia placed more cake inside Twilight’s mouth, which didn’t last long since Twilight was eating it faster than before. “More! More! Princess! Please more!” Twilight moaned out loud again.

“Okay, I think you don’t need this anymore…” Celestia’s horn stopped glowing and the magical aura around Twilight disappeared. Twilight fell onto the floor and dashed towards the pile of cakes.

Twilight couldn’t decide what to eat first. “White chocolate, strawberry, lemon, honey… which one?” Twilight looked at the cakes once again. “Oh, whatever!” She began to devour the cakes, giving random alternate bites to different cakes. She had small pieces of cake all over her mane.

“Good girl, Twilight…” Celestia whispered to herself.

“These cakes are delicious! I love them! I could keep eating them forever!” Twilight exclaimed. She kept eating the cakes, filling her mouth with different pieces of cake, chewing them together. “Princess… I” She couldn’t hold it anymore. She let out a loud moan of pleasure from all the delicious flavours in her mouth. Twilight laid on the floor, catching her breath.

“Oh my, Twilight…” Celestia walked towards Twilight. She sat down and lowered her head, resting it over Twilight’s back. “My faithful student, I’m proud of you.” Celestia whispered to Twilight’s ear.

“Thank you Princess…” Twilight replied, rubbing her head on her mentor’s neck.

“You’re welcome, Twilight. I hope you now understand why I love cakes so much.” Celestia softly rubbed back.

“I do now, Princess, thank you again for this amazing experience.” Twilight closed her eyes, feeling the soft coat of the Princess on her face. “I love cakes, Princess.”

“I love cakes too, Twilight.” Celestia replied, closing her eyes as well, feeling the little unicorn’s body heat on her chin.

Now’s my chance! Twilight suddenly raised from the ground, pushing Celestia and stepping back.

“Whoa!” Celestia fell on her back, trying to assimilate what just happened.

Twilight ripped the necklace with her magic and the pearl fell to the floor.

“The pearl! I forgot it!” Celestia yelled, remembering why she was in the library in the first place: To steal Luna’s pearl.

“Too late, Princess!” Twilight stomped the pearl with her hoof, breaking it. Suddenly, white smoke began to appear from below her hoof. Right! Princess Luna said I had to run as far as possible from here! Twilight ran towards the front door.

“Twilight! Get back here!” Celestia stood up, trying to cast an spell on Twilight, but she couldn’t focus because the white smoke began to envelop the entire library.

“I’m sorry Princess!” Twilight opened the door with her magic, running outside and closing it on her way out.

The white smoke surrounded the entire room.

“She’ll be here any minute, I hope Twilight Sparkle found her.” Luna said, waiting patiently for Celestia’s arrival in her room.

White smoke began to emanate from the floor. “She’s here!” Luna exclaimed, her horn began to glow.

The white smoke quickly surrounded Luna’s room and Celestia appeared from it. “Now!” Luna shot a beam of magic from her horn towards Celestia. The smoke began to fade away.

“Luna! What’s this!” Celestia yelled, she tried to move but she couldn’t even shake her head.

“My stunning spell, I’ve honed it for years. And finally, I caught you!” Luna replied, walking towards her immobile sister. “You ate my special cake!” She raised her hoof, pointing at her face. "Why did you do it?"

"I was hungry, and your cake looked delicious." Celestia answered. "Oh yes... it was delicious."

"You still ate MY cake! You had no right to do so!" Luna yelled.

“So what if I did? What are you going to do?” Celestia mocked her sister.

“Oh, I have plans ‘Tia…” Luna walked next to Celestia, moving her mouth close to her ear. “You’ve been a very bad sister…” She whispered.

“W-what are you planning to do?” Celestia nervously asked. Her sister was starting to scare her.

“We will have some fun together… and you will taste some of my ‘Luna Cake’. I’m sure you’ll love it.” Luna chuckled, sticking her tongue out of her mouth, licking her sister’s ear.

Celestia cringed.

A bell rang.

“Oh Celestia! My Luna Cake is ready!” Luna chimed, opening an oven’s door with her magic. She withdrew a big, royal blue cake from the oven. She placed it over a table and added the frosting to the cake.

“Finally!” Celestia exclaimed.

“Now, it’s ready.” Luna said, grabbing a slice of cake with her magic and hovering right next to Celestia. The dark blue aura was replaced with Celestia’s faint yellow-white aura.

“Thanks Luna! You’re the best sister ever!” Celestia said, smiling at her sister.

Luna chuckled, looking at her happy sister. “You’re welcome ‘Tia, and sorry for using the stunning spell.” Luna rubbed her left hoof against her right hoof.

“Oh don’t worry, I promise to stop obsessing over cakes after eating this last one.” Celestia turned her stare to the cake, giving it a soft bite.

“I know you will ‘Tia…” Luna said. “I know you will.” She whispered to herself. “You’ll never eat my cakes again…”

“So Princess Luna, is Princess Celestia going to be okay now?” Twilight asked. She was sitting on Luna’s bed, using her magic to brush Luna’s mane with a comb.

“She will surely be, thanks for your help Twilight Sparkle.” Luna replied. “In fact, I think she will stay away from cakes for a good time.” Luna laughed.

“Why? Did you add something to the cake you prepared?” Twilight asked, putting the comb down. “Come to think, since I arrived here, she hasn’t come out of the bathroom.”

“Let’s just say… chocolate laxatives are a good cake condiment.” Luna chuckled.