The Oblivious Love Life of Dark Side

"Yeeeeooouuuchhhh!!!" Dark side screeched. He had split coffee on himself. "Oh this is a GREAT start to a day. I wonder if Pomyvile has anywhere that fixes suits." He wondered aloud, patting his suit, feeling all the small rips, stringy parts, and the giant stain in middle. It was his first day in Ponyville after the  Shields and co. Law firm, one of the most famous within equestria opened a branch in Ponyville, in which he was the owner and proprietor ( Though he / has yet to get an employee).

He trotted outside, briefly allowing the breeze to carry his dark blue mane in its grasp. To be honest, he was a sight to behold. With his deep purple eyes, dark blue coat with a dark blue mane to match, he was very popular with the opposite sex. Though, for whatever reason, he still remains unbeknownst to this fact. He has broken many hearts due to this and he doesn't even know how it all happens. While he was enjoying the breeze, a yellow haired Pegasus with a gray coat suddenly zooms toward him.

"Uh-oh." Is all Dark Side could say before getting slammed into his own lawn. The other mare recovered from the impact almost immediately and looked at him quizzically.

"Gee-wiz I'm sorry sir. I still haven't gotten this flying thing down pact yet." She said, still closer to him than she needed to be.

"It's quite alright. Accidents do happen." Dark side said calmly, keeping his composure. He batted of his now ripped suit and looked at the mare who had just gave him a mouthful of his own lawn.

The first thing he noticed was that her eyes. They where a light shade of yellow. But that's not what made him notice them. They where, as some would call "derped".

"Hi!" She exclaimed as she saluted him. "The names Ditzy Doo, malware of Ppnyville, though ponies just call me Derpy.

"Good day. I am Dark Side. Ponyville's new district prosecutor."

"Proscecutor?" She asked.

"I'm a lawyer basically." He said plainly, feeling bad for making her out to be slow.

"Well hello and welcome to Ponyville then. Actually Pinkie Pie was supposed to introduce you here but I guess I beat her to the punch." She said a bit too excitedly.

She gave him a bear hug, rubbing her face against his before excusing herself to deliver the rest of the mail.

"Well she was affectionate." Dark Side said to himself continuing down the busy streets.

He walked for about 15 minutes before arriving to a part of town without as many houses. He then walked to a giant building, with a menagerie of colors, ranging from blue, to purple, to pink. It had a multitude of dresses hanging from wires attached to trees.

"Well those dresses are particularly beautiful." Dark Side said in his mind, wondering who made them. "Maybe he or she can make me a new suit."

Dark side walked up to the building and trapped on the door three times.

After about twenty seconds of waiting, the door opened to reveal a young filly with a purple and white main and a white coat. Strangely, though, she was wearing a helmet.

"Well hi there, err... little filly." Dark Side said, unsure of what to call her without possibly offending her.

"HI!!" She screamed so loud, and in such a high pitched voice, she may well have screeched.

"..." Dark Side stood there fazed at how high pitched her voice was, but soon recovered from shock. "So...you live here?" Dark side asked, curious as to where a parent was.

"Well yeah, but until my mom and dad get back from their business trips. Well, gotta go mister CUTIE MARK CRUSADER STUNT BIKERS!!" She yelled as she ran of to a nearby business called Sweet Apple Acres.

"Sweetie Belle? What have we discussed about your screaming reaching higher than 60 decib-" she stopped and gasped as she saw Dark Side. Her heart skipped a beat. Maybe two. As much as she hated to do it she closed the door on him. She simply couldn't see someone as dashing as him without preparations. She rushed upstairs and put on a frilly white dress she had just got finished making. She rushed back downstairs an promptly opened the door.

"Greetings, I apologize for bothering you but how many bits would you need to repair a suit?" Dark Side asked in his regal voice.

"Oh, Celestia! Even his voice is perfect!" She said in her mind, barely able to contain her excitement.

"Oh yes come right in."

---End of chapter 1---