1,000 Year Party

by askshadowthepikachu

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Pinkie Pie, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Nightmare Moon
Length: 1917

It had only been 500 years, and this pink mare was driving her up the wall. Stuck on this lifeless planet in the middle of space, with such a life-filled party pony.

Lifeless they say. Nothing there they say. Simply another star, they say!

When Celestia sent her sister to the moon, she used her time travel spell to send her an unexpected visitor.

But, will this pink pony entertain the mare, or drive her mad?
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In this story, there will be a main story and mini stories.
Note: The Pinkie in this story is from the Season 2 Finale.
Also, Mini Story 1 is set 1 month before Main 1, although I recommend reading Main 1 before Mini 1.
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Another funny idea that popped into my head. Please don't try to take it seriosuly.

Published 2014-07-06 12:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-25 05:26:54 UTC

Main Story 1- Finding Shiny Things

“Pinkamena, plea-“

“Oh! And what about that one time, when you were all grumpy, so I went and threw you a super-dooper party and-“

“Pinkie!” The dark mare sitting next to Pinkie Pie roared, causing even her to lose her bounciness. “The time you threw me that party I got even angrier. Now please, sit down, and be quite.”

The pink mare let out a sigh and sat down next to the mare. “I thought everypony loved my parties....” She mumbled.

Nightmare had been here for years, but she didn’t expect her sun-butt sister to send a torture device with her. The sad part was that she wasn’t meant to be a torture device. She was Pinkie Pie, who was meant to keep her company, but instead, annoyed the everlasting stars out of her.

“Pinkie, it’s not that I don’t like your parties. I just don’t like those kinds of things. I was always into magic and sorcery, not party poppers and balloons. Where did you get those anyway?” Nightmare asked, eyeing the party pony.

“Huh? You mean my party supplies? I have no idea!” Pinkie Pie started to trot away, humming her smile song, which she taught to Nightmare to try and get her smile. Big surprise, it didn’t work. At least she was happy for the effort.

The night princess sat down and lowered her head, taking time to admire the stars. The stars would aid her escape, they would aid her escape. The pink earth pony went on about it all day, saying her friend ‘Twilight’ would ramble about it.

Nightmare had a liking for this ‘Twilight’ Pinkie talked about, as she claimed she had so much power, and was a student of her sisters.

“Gooooodniiight!” She heard Pinkie scream, already half-way across the moon. How did she do that? Nightmare would never know. And that voice, the way she screamed was nearly the same as a Canterlot shout, used by the warriors back in the day. She could hear it over and over again, ringing in her head.

Fus ro- “Moonie! Look at this!” Ugh. Pinkie found something. I wonder if it’s another moon rock. “It’s shiny too!” Yep. A moon rock.

When Nightmare slowly trod over to Pinkie, she was quite surprised. Sitting on the ground was a beautiful, gleaming piece of armour.

“Pinkie....How did you find this?” She asked in awe.

“It was just sitting here. Isn’t it cool!? I think it would look great on you!”

“Wait! Pink- Never mind.....” Soon Nightmare was covered in head-to-hoof in silver armour.

“Oooooo! It looks soooo pretty on you! And look! There’s a moon symbol on it! Moon....O! Nightmare Moon! That sounds awesome!” Pinkie cried, bouncing around Nightmare.

“Well.....I guess that sounds like a nice name. A lot nicer than Nightmare on its own.”

“Nightmare?”

“Yes?”

“How much longer are we going to be here?”

“Don’t worry Pinkie....we’re already half way through....”

Author's Note

This is the first main story, after this I will post a few mini stories, and then post a new main.

Main stories will have more plot devices, and more descriptive words.

Side stories might be longer, but will have side subjects.

Mini Story 1- Twilight, Pinkie and Rarity

“Pinkie....What does that mean?”

“Nevermind. Who do you want to hear about next?”

“Hmmm....How about some more stuff about you?” Nightmare asked, surprising the earth pony.

“Well, I grew up in a rock farm with my father, Mineral Miner, my mother, Cloudy Quartz, and my sisters, Maud, Ruby and Sapphire. When one day, I saw Dashie’s Sonic Rainboom! It was amazing! After that, I was so happy; I just had to make my family happy too! So I threw them a party, and I got my cutie mark!”

Nightmare didn’t really know what to say.
“You grew up on a rock farm? What is that?”

“We harvested rocks, and sold them for houses. It was kinda sad, but I had my family.”

“Rock harvesting...That’s new....Next pony, please.”

“How about Twilight?”

“Sure.”

“Well, she’s the Element of Magic and Princess Celestia’s student!”

“Student of my sisters? She hasn’t had a student in hundreds of years.”

“That’s because she’s really good at magic, silly! And she reeeeally likes books! She runs the Ponyville library!”

“Good at magic and a bookworm, interesting....Can I learn about the other unicorn now?”

“Her name is Rarity, and she’s very good at finding gems and making dresses. She also runs the fashion store!”

“A pony with fashionable tastes, I see?”

“Yeah! She has a little sister too, and she’s very good friends with Fancy Pants, a pony in Canterlot. He has a funny name.” Pinkie chuckled.

“You sound like you have very nice friends, Pinkie Pie.”

“Thanks, Moonie.”

Author's Note

This is the second part of the mini story one.

If any of you are confused and didn't see the notice on the info box, this story is set before Main Story 1, as in this Pinkie explains who the Mane 6 are.

THIS IS HOW THE STORY WILL GO FROM NOW ON:

A MAIN STORY WILL BE RELEASED, AND A MINI STORY WILL BE RELEASED AFTER IT TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED A MONTH BEFORE THE STORY. A MAIN STORY WILL COME OUT, POSSIBLY AROUND 500-2000 WORDS, AND A 2 PART MINI STORY WILL BE RELEASED AFTER IT.

And, sorry for the caps, but that's important.

The Start- Actually The First Chapter

Author's Note

This chapter was a collab with Shadow (The person who wrote She Isn't The Same). It's very well written, so I hope you enjoy!

The Start- Actually The First Chapter

“Goodbye, sister.” Princess Celestia, mare of the sun, cried as she shot a beam at her former sister.

The beam of light engulfed the dark mare, turning her body into light itself, as she forcefully travelled towards the moon.

A light glow was seen on the moon by many young ponies that night, as the shape of an Alicorn’s head appeared on the moon.

“Farewell....” Celestia sighed as she landed on her flank, surrounded by the debris of her castle. Her castle. And her sisters.

“Poor sister.” The Princess sighed, staring at a small rock on the ground, charred by her sister’s magic. “If only somepony could keep you company.”

An eerie silence surrounded the destroyed castle as the mare of the sun sat down, remembering all the good times she had with her beloved sister.

‘If only somepony could keep you company...’ Celestia’s words ran through her brain as she stood up again in sudden triumph. “That’s it!”

She picked up her pace as she raced towards the place where the Elements used to rest. She franticly placed them back in their place as she watched them glow again.

“Here me Elements!” The Princess yelled in her Royal Canterlot Voice. “Bring forth a one of joy and happiness to keep mine sister content in her rage!” The Elements of Harmony started flashing rapidly as a small blue portal opened up.

“Oooo! What’s this?!” Princess Celestia raised her eyes in shock as a pink hoof extended its way through the portal, before revealing its full body.

A mare of pink stepped out. She had three balloons as a cutie mark, and bouncy dark hair.

“Perfect.” Celestia grinned as the confused pony was sent on her way of to the moon.

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The shimmering bright light faded as a demonic looking alicorn took its place. She had flowing dark blue hair, and she was wearing steel armour. She was Nightmare Moon.

“Where....am I?” She thought out loud as looked around her surroundings. “The...moon?” She asked as her shocked expression changed to anger.

“SISTER!!” Nightmare Moon screamed as she stomped her hooves on the cold surface of the moon.

She grumbled as she paced around, waiting for this joke to stop. “This is not funny, sister!” Silence. “Well at least she didn’t send a-“

“HI!” Nightmare Moon sent herself flying as she screamed from the shock of the squeaky voice behind her.

When Nightmare looked down, she stared in shock to see a small, pink pony laughing at her.

“Oh! You shoulda seen the look on your face! You were all like ‘AAAAAAAA!!’”

Nightmare Moon growled as her face was decreased to a frown. “Not funny, earth pony.” She moaned, flying back down to the ground.

“But it was, Moonie!” Nightmare Moon opened her eyes in confusion as the pink mare laughed at her.

“....Moonie?”

“Yeah! Your sis told me about you and all the things you did. You don’t need to hide it! I’m Pinkamena Diane Pie, or Pinkie Pie, your M.P, that stands for Moon Partner! Me and you are gonna be here, together, for 1,000 whole years! Cool, huh!?”

Nightmare Moon sighed as her hoof was forcefully shacked by Pinkie. This was going to be a long 1,000 years....

Mini Story 1- Dash, Jack and Fluttershy

“Hey, Pinkie?” Nightmare turned towards the pink mare.

“Yes, Moonie?” She happily replied, with her familiar bouncy spirit.

“Can you tell me more about your friends back on earth?”

“Oh? Of course I can! Who do you want me to start with? Dashie, Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, or yours truly?” Pinkamena listed.

“Well....Fluttershy sounds like a nice enough pony; can I learn more about her?” Nightmare asked.

“Well....Fluttershy lives right next to the Everfree Forest, which is a big, spooooky forest!” Pinkie said, moving her hooves from side to side, making ghost noises.

“Everfree? That was around when I was back on Earth.”

“Wow! Everfree is a lot older than I thought! Anyway, Fluttershy takes care of lots of animal friends, and as her name tells, she really, really shy! But, she’s also nice!”

“What kind of animals does she take care of, Pinkie?” Nightmare asked.

“A whole bunch of them, that’s what I know! Ranging from dragonflies to bears, she has loads of animals she cares for!” Pinkie stated, rambling on about Flutter’s animals.

“She holds a connection with nature, I guess?”

“Yeah! That’s what her special talent is! I say we test her supernatural abilities in Celestia Laboratories!” Pinkie chuckled, obviously telling a joke.

Nightmare let out a small laugh. Although she started off disliking the pink pony’s jokes, she was growing more fond of them in the last 500 years.

“Next pony? Maybe this Dashie you speak about?”

“Oh? Dashie? Well, first of all that’s just her nickname. Her real name is Rainbow Dash, and she’s the faster flier in Equestria! Maybe even the world!”

“I had a pony of great speed back in my times. His name was Spectrum Blitz. Fastest flier I ever knew.”

“Wow! That’s a really cool name! I should tell Dash about him when I get home!”

The party pony got back on track.

“Well, her cutie mark is a storm cloud, but the lightning is rainbow! She also gave the other 5 of us our cutie marks when we were young!”

“A cutie mark chain? Those things are very rare.” Nightmare’s eyes widened. “Next, I’d like to know about Applejack.”

“Well, Applejack has a really big family, first of all. She works on a massive farm called Sweet Apple Acres. And she would never lie!”

“Never lie? That’s an impressive feat.” Nightmare complimented.

Pinkie giggled. “Eeyup!”

Author's Note

In the first half of this mini story, Pinkie tells Nightmare about her friends.

In the first part, Pinkie tells her about Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Applejack.