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Pudding

Twilight Sparkle had called Fluttershy to her house. She sounded excited, but she usually sounded that way whenever she found out something. In this case, Twilight wanted to test a Flea-B-Gone spell on Angel bunny. Twilight was Fluttershy's friend, so she usually trusted her. This time though, she had a nagging feeling that she should say no. She didn't want to upset Twilight though, so she said yes and brought angel bunny over later that evening.

Twilight was practicing the spell a few more times when Fluttershy arrived. Twilight asked Fluttershy "Are you ready? Did you bring Angel bunny?"

"Yes. This won't hurt him, will it?"

"Umm...no, not at all." Twilight didn't sound to confident.

Angel bunny stepped forward, ready to be flea free. Twilight readied her magic and sent the spell out in a short, bright beam. Angel bunny glowed for a short time, and then...Pudding.

Fluttershy gasped. She looked to Twilight, mouth agape. Twilight had the same expression on her face. "I-i don't know what happened. This is strange. Angel has been turned into pudding."

"No..."

Fluttershy began to cry. She scooped up the lump of chocolate pudding in her hooves and she looked at Twilight. "I'm sorry Twilight, but I won't be speaking to you for a while."

"Fluttershy, I'm so-"

Fluttershy slammed the door to the library. She flew away slowly, arriving at her cottage in about ten minutes. She still held Angel in her hooves. She sobbed some more as she opened the door. She set Angel bunny on the sofa and spoke.

"Don't worry Angel, momma's gonna fix this."

Fluttershy floated up to her room. She grabbed one of her markers and a sock. She drew a face onto the sock. She brought the sock downstairs and tried to figure out how to pick up Angel. She decided to leave angel where he was as she pulled the sock over the gelatinous mass. She sniffled a little bit more, but she felt better, seeing Angel again.

"Oh Angel, you look different." She pretended.

The pudding remained silent.

"Oh Angel, don't be like that."

The pudding remained silent.

"Why would you say that?"

The pudding remained silent

"What did I do wrong?"

The pudding remained silent.

Fluttershy gave up. "This just isn't working. Pudding isn't as mean, I need my Angel." She began to cry again.

She noticed this pit inside of her. She felt, alone. She needed comfort. She looked at the pudding filled sock. Pinkie always told her that sweets were good for any ailment. Fluttershy removed the sock from Angel. She looked at the pudding once more before she picked it up in her hooves and stuffed it into her mouth. Pudding splattered the walls, the carpet, and the sofa as Fluttershy gorged herself on pudding. She finished off her pudding bunny, but the hole was still there. She needed more pudding. She flew to Sugarcube Corner as quickly as she could.

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At Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie greeted her, but Fluttershy ignored her. She flew to the refrigerator in the back of the kitchen. The fridge was massive, it had to be. Pinkie and the Cakes sold all kinds of sweets, so it held tons of things. Including pudding.

Fluttershy flung open the door and searched. She found two large tubs of the stuff. She picked both of them up in her arms and brought them to the counter. "Hey Fluttershy, whoa! That's a lot of pudding. Are you gonna eat that all by yourself?"

Fluttershy screamed at her "Shut up and take my bits!" before throwing the money at Pinkie.

Pinkie caught the money and Fluttershy flew out the door. She flew back to he cottage as quickly as she could. She was there within the minute. Fluttershy didn't bother with the door, she crashed through a window. Fluttershy set the tubs of pudding down in the middle of the living room. She popped open one of the lids and threw her whole body inside, stuffing as much pudding into her mouth as possible. She did the same with the other tub, flinging pudding everywhere.

She repeated the process for days.

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Twilight had come to Fluttershy's cottage to apologize. She had asked Pinkie Pie to come with her, since she felt so bad, and needed some cheering up. She hoped Fluttershy could forgive her for what happened to Angel.

Twilight knocked on the door once. Fluttershy spoke "Is that my delivery? Come in!"

Twilight opened the door. She was shocked by what she saw. Pudding covered the walls, floor, and furniture of Fluttershy's house. The gross, chocolatey substance had built up, layer upon layer, coating the house with this viscous material. Pinkie Pie entered the house shortly after. She saw only one thing and said "DAAAAYYYYUMMMM! Fluttershy you got Faaaaaat!"

The yellow blob in the middle of the room was obviously Fluttershy, Twilight could see that now.Pudding was crusted into her mane and coat. She looked like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Twilight turned and left. She closed the door behind her. She spoke to Pinkie "Pinkie. We are never to speak of this. I won't be speaking to Fluttershy for a while. Like, until she fixes all of this."

"But Twilight!" Pinkie went to w whisper "She got fat too! That doesn't just vanish overnight. Have I ever showed you pictures of me before I got SD?"

"SD? And no, I don't think you did."

"Super Diabeetus, and I'll show you when we get back to Sugarcube Corner."

"That sounds bad."

"It is." Pinkie went to a whisper again "There's so much blood Twilight! I can't pee in public anymore!"

"I won't be speaking to you until I get that image out of my head. Goodbye."

Twilight slowly walked in the general direction of her library. She sighed and then thought Well, at least I can guarantee Rarity's still clean.

The End

I'm sorry for this. It wasn't even that funny.