Princess Celestia and the Crazy Kumquat

by Com Hurri

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 983

Princess Celestia walks into the royal Canterlot castle kitchen and, to her surprise, finds a mysterious fruit.

Princess Celestia walks into the royal Canterlot castle kitchen and, to her surprise, finds a mysterious fruit. This fruit contains strange powers!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-06 16:35:22 UTC

The Kumquat

It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining, birds were singing, everything was at peace. Until, of course, something unexpected happened at Canterlot castle.

Princess Celestia had just risen the Sun and was now walking down the long and majestic halls of the castle, greeting everypony as she walked by. She was hungry. Hungry for breakfast. She decided to get breakfast herself this morning, so she wouldn't be a lazy bum.

After the calming walk down the corridors, Celestia finally found herself inside the relatively large kitchen. She wanted cereal and apple juice. So she got herself a bowl from the diamond encrusted cupboards and trotted over to the cereal cupboard. But as she was about to open the cupboard, she spotted something brightly coloured out of the corner of her eye. She turned around to get a better look at the strange object and saw an orange fruit. It wasn't an orange, Celestia knew that. It was elongated and had a hypnotizing pattern on the skin of it. It was a very bright shade of orange. The fruit was out of place but Celestia had plans to put it back in the fruit basket where it so rightfully belonged! But something was stopping her from picking up the mysterious fruit. It wasn't something tangible that was stopping her, nor was it a magical spell. It was her self conscious. The fruit seemed like it was begging to be eaten.

So you know what Celestia did? She went and grabbed a sharp knife from the drawers and sliced the fruit open. Thick and creamy juice was squirting out of the fruit as it was being sliced by the penetrating knife. But all of a sudden, the fruit exploded into uncountable pieces! The aroma of fruit flooded the kitchen and bits of fruit splatted uncouthly onto the shiny white walls. Bits of food got caught in Celestia's mane. But that was the least of her worries, because a bright light was now rising from where the fruit exploded. Then there was a loud SCREEEAAAACH and all the drama came to a halt.

Then, the kitchen doors swung wide open and the one and only Obama came in.

"Obama! Where did you put my cardigan?" Asked Celestia, desperately. Obama gave no answer. He just walked slowly towards Celestia, keeping eye contact.

Princess Celestia now knew what that fruit was. It was a kumquat.

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Princess Celestia had just risen the Sun and was now walking down the long and majestic halls of the castle, greeting everypony as she walked by. She was hungry. Hungry for breakfast. She decided to get breakfast herself this morning, so she wouldn't be a lazy bum.

After the calming walk down the corridors, Celestia finally found herself inside the relatively large kitchen. She wanted cereal and apple juice. So she got herself a bowl from the diamond encrusted cupboards and trotted over to the cereal cupboard. But as she was about to open the cupboard, she spotted something brightly coloured out of the corner of her eye. She turned around to get a better look at the strange object and saw an orange fruit. It wasn't an orange, Celestia knew that. It was elongated and had a hypnotizing pattern on the skin of it. It was a very bright shade of orange. The fruit was out of place but Celestia had plans to put it back in the fruit basket where it so rightfully belonged! But something was stopping her from picking up the mysterious fruit. It wasn't something tangible that was stopping her, nor was it a magical spell. It was her self conscious. The fruit seemed like it was begging to be eaten.

So you know what Celestia did? She went and grabbed a sharp knife from the drawers and sliced the fruit open. Thick and creamy juice was squirting out of the fruit as it was being sliced by the penetrating knife. But all of a sudden, the fruit exploded into uncountable pieces! The aroma of fruit flooded the kitchen and bits of fruit splatted uncouthly onto the shiny white walls. Bits of food got caught in Celestia's mane. But that was the least of her worries, because a bright light was now rising from where the fruit exploded. Then there was a loud SCREEEAAAACH and all the drama came to a halt.

Then, the kitchen doors swung wide open and the one and only Obama came in.

"Obama! Where did you put my cardigan?" Asked Celestia, desperately. Obama gave no answer. He just walked slowly towards Celestia, keeping eye contact.

Princess Celestia now knew what that fruit was. It was a kumquat.

Super unexpected sequel:

Princess Luna was eating an apple. The apple then exploded and then there was Bob Marley standing on a book shelf.

"BOBBY MAH BOI" Shouted Luna, in the royal Canterlot voice. She ran up to him and gave him a passionate hug. But that moment didn't last long because Bob then transformed into Daring Do.

"Oops, I gotta go pee." said Daring.

"Me too." said Luna.

But there was only one toilet in the entire castle and both ponies were desperate to go. So they made a decision and had a pee together on the same toilet. And as I am writing this, I really need to pee. So I guess the saying "You can get inspiration from anything" is true.

Luna then needed to poop, as did Daring. The end. oh god i really need to pee now.

Thanks, life! I wet my pants! :D

Super ultra mega real unexpected sequel:

Princess Alicorn Magical Twilight Sparkle was sitting on a mahogany chair in her wooden library reading a book made out of oranges. She got to the final chapter and then said "What did I just read?" in a quizzical tone.