Big Macintosh's Big Fat Wedding

Big Macintosh's Big Fat Wedding

by neorenamon

Twilight found herself answering the door more and more herself, as her 'dependable number one assistant' was over at the Carousel Boutique almost every day since he fell in love with the Oryx known as Bakabaka.  His smile was so broad, she hated to spoil the moment by even asking what it was all about.

"Derpy Hooves it must be," she said as she opened the door, "Your smiling face is so nice to see.  Come rain or shine you do not fail.  So perchance I have some mail?"

"Oh yes!" replied Derpy as she fished some letters from her bag and handed them over to her, "Here ya go!"

"I hope your day shall be bereft of sorrow," she replied, "And perchance we shall meet again tomorrow?"

As Derpy turned, she began shuffling through her mail.

'I surely have my fill,' she thought, 'Yet again another bill.  Things may look bleak.  A bill for each day of the week.'

Derpy spun about as she said, "Oh wait!  There's one more!"  She handed her a bright red envelope sealed with green wax, and judging by the Apple-shaped seal, it could only be from Sir Big Macintosh.

"What kind of mail do I see?" she asked as she looked it over, "Perchance an invitation for me?"

"Oh, that must be the wedding invitation to the celebration of the union of Big Macintosh and Jifar."

The letter glowed as she opened it, and floated out a piece of paper as she began to read it.

Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

You are cordially invited to come to the wedding ceremony of Big Macintosh and Jifar Macintosh.  Princess Celestia and Princess Luna wish you to attend as representing the Crown in this matter.  Jifar insists that you perform the ceremony so that you might bless our union once more yourself.

While the proper ceremony isn't for another 2 months, to allow the clan to get together and attend, I'd like it that you come over within the week to plan the whole thing along with Jifar and myself.  Believe me, but Jifar is set like stone on this point.  If you wish to bring Miss Opa and Miss Zecora to help plan things, that is fine with us as well.

We hope to hear back from you soon.  Love Sir Big Macintosh and Dame Jifar Macintosh.

Looking up from the letter, she wondered if Derpy was staring at her for some reason.

"So do you want me to wait for a reply?"

"You should surely go on delivering mail," she replied, "I do not wish to risk any sort of fail."

"Okay, I'll check back with you tomorrow."

She waited for Derpy to turn and start leaving before she closed the door behind her.  Turning about, she laid her back against the door as she read the invitation again.  Then she gasp as she looked down at herself, and realized that she had answered the door wearing naught but a red loincloth and a smile.  Somehow, with Spike gone so much, she had become quite accustomed to going about the Library in such a state as there was almost no visitors to the Library as of late.

It seemed to be a habit she somehow picked up upon from Opa and Zecora, although she had no idea when being in such a state began to feel so natural to her.

Taking the invitation in hand, she went up to her bedroom/study to leave it there.  She figured she needed time and a chance to reread it more than once in order to pen a proper response to it.  Once she decided that he could love her inspite of her noble status, her education, and her frail appearance, she knew that she was welcome to spend time with them anytime she chose to.  Jifar would have her living over with them all the time.

She just hoped that the rest of the Apple Clan could see past their appearances, and let them into the clan with no fuss.  While Applejack was fully open to the idea, she knew it was because of their friendship.  Granny Smith was willing to accept them as long as she felt Big Macintosh was still happy from the arrangement.  Apple Bloom just seemed to love having Jifar as her BIG sister-in-law.

But then she wondered as she looked through the mail if there was an invitation for Spike and Bakabaka, but figured they would get there's later with everypony else.  After all, they weren't really needed as part of the wedding planning process.  They would just be there as guests.

So she took out her checklist for the day, and penned in at the bottom, 'Make time for Big Macintosh's wedding arrangement.  Make sure my time there is well spent.'  Of course, she couldn't check it off as she hadn't even really started doing anything about it yet.

She sighed as she thought about just how much she missed him, and just how lucky Rarity was to have him hanging out with her now on most of his free time.

Setting the letter on the nightstand, she laid back across the bed and gazed up at the ceiling.

'Oh my thoughts I should arrange,' she thought, 'The journey here has been so strange.'

As she lay there, her hands seemed to move of their own accord.  One brushed aside her loincloth as the other began to fondle one of her larger, more motherly breasts.  Thinking about Big Macintosh and Jifar seemed to almost compel her to act that way whenever she was alone in bed.  Her eyes slowly closed as her fingers began the process of arousing her.

'In my room alone I must be,' she thought, 'so that others need not see.'