Big Macintosh's Big Fat Wedding

Big Macintosh's Big Fat Wedding

by neorenamon

Twilight and Applejack wound up spending the night comforting Apple Bloom in her time of distress.  By the time her older sister had returned with the warm milk, she had gone from weeping to hiccups.  A fairly bad case.  She almost burped up her milk in the middle of drinking it.  Yet in spite of being tempted to do things like make her hold her breath or scare her, they decided it was simply best to stay with her until they went away, which was when she finally fell asleep.

The creaks and groans she heard elsewhere told Twilight that Jifar was managing to keep Sir Big Macintosh and his knightly lance amused for the night.  She wondered when the poor bed was finally going to give out under such... enthusiasm.

Yet Applejack and her couldn't help but smile as Apple Bloom muttered half asleep, "I luv ya, big sister."  It was only really funny because even with her eyes closed, she was looking at Twilight when she said it.  Without having to say anything, Applejack took her little sister into her arms so that she could slip away without awakening her, and go back to Jifar and Big Mac.

She slipped down the hall and into the bedroom to find that her two loves were paused between rounds, and that Jifar was the one on top tonight.

"How's it going, sugar-cube?" he asked between pants.

"It may be wrong to say I know," she replied, "but I am glad when Goldrennette should go."

"You and me both."

"His snobbishness was so great," she sighed, "that Apple Bloom could not relate."

"So ya stayed by her side with little sister til she fell asleep?"

She nodded.

"Honey-buns here," he said as he looked into Jifar's eyes, "She done told meh that she could here her hiccups over the groanin sounds the bed was makin in here."

Jifar nodded as she sat on her love's crotch.  She could tell that his stallionhood was still buried deep up into her birth canal.

"Apple Bloom finally sleeps the night away," she said softly, "and at her side shall Applejack stay."

"They ain't just sisters," he said with a grin, "They all is the best ah friends too."

They both nodded in agreement.

"So if you don't mind," she yawned, "perchance a night without a grind?"

He smiled and patted the bed next to him, so Twilight crawled into bed next to him and wrapped her arms about the barrel of his chest.  He kissed her forehead just at the base of her horn, and noticed she was already asleep.

...

Twilight found herself on a hill within the apple orchard as she looked down on Ponyville.  She looked on in horror as most of the buildings were burning, with a massive cloud of smoke forming over the chaotic destruction.  Mares and stallions stumbled about like zomponies with their torches and pitchforks, and she realized they were burning down the buildings themselves.  There were none of the guards anywhere to be seen.  Even the library tree seemed to be engulfed in the growing flames.  Someplace close to the town square was a huge black crystal spire.

"Greetings dear Twilight," said a familiar voice, "We hope you are well?"

Turning to Luna's voice, she was shocked to see that she was being spoken to... by Nightmare Moon?!

"We know that things do not look well," she replied, "but things are actually better than they appear.  Yes, we have been returned to Nightmare Moon, but... it is far too long for us to explain right now.  Suffice it to say that our... dark side has been reigned in for the moment.  Miss Rarity is... taking care of us."

"We don't wish to cause you fright," said Opa, "but we must agree that she's right."

She spun to see that Opa and Zecora were there as well.

"When I behold such a terrible sight," said Twilight, "I must wonder if everypony is alright?"

"We do not know all the details yet," replied Moon, "as it is all still rather confusing to us as well.  But the one trapped in the black crystal is known as Nightmare Celestia, and it is her influence which drives ponies to... destroy all that is impure."

"While the future itself is not certain," said Opa, "We aren't ready to close the curtain.  In Miss Rarity do we trust.  Her black magic appears to be a must."

"Rarity with black magic?!" she asked, "Why does this smell tragic?!"

"Indeed," said Luna, "It seems that Miss Rarity has been keeping and using a fair number of black magic relics over the years.  Things that we have only recently discovered.  Among them being the Inspiration Manifestation, and most recently, she has taken the mantle of... the Alicorn Amulet."

"The Alicorn Amulet?!" she asked in alarm, "Does she remain unbent?!"

"If you ask us if she's been blatantly corrupted, we think not," replied Luna as she waved her hand, "or at least not mentally."  An image appeared of a mare that appeared to be an extremely feminized version of King Sombra with the largest... tracts of land that she had ever seen.

"Do my own eyes deceive?" she asked, "Miss Rarity I find this hard to believe."

"Indeed she is," replied Luna, "a combination of being cursed by Nightmare Rarity as well as her own efforts to appear to be... in a Nightmare Moon night costume."

"I must return there at once," she began, "as I..."

"**NO!  The Celestial Elements must remain uninvolved until there is no other option!" snapped Nightmare Moon.

"I don't know," she replied on the verge of panic, "why this must be so!"

"There are other forces here at work," she replied as an image of the Diamond Dog Shaman appeared, "and we cannot risk him taking you in the chaos of the situation."  Then an image of Discord appeared as she continued, "And speaking of chaos, we are unsure about where this one stands at the moment.  He claims he cannot help with Ponyville because of the black magic corruption, and we have seen no evidence to show that he might not be correct about that assertion.  So for the moment, it is for the best that you remain here and take care of the Apples."  She turned to Opa and Zecora and added, "We feel you can do the most by remaining safe in the Everfree Forest, and try to contain any black magic that might leak out of Ponyville, or anything that might threaten the new dog village between the Forest and Ponyville."

The Celestial Elements nodded to Moon.

"You don't seem so mad," noticed Twilight, "Perhaps her return is not so bad?"

"For the Shaman has placed one of their control collars upon us, and that seems to keep our anger and violence in check.  Now we remember just how many wrongs and dark deeds that we must atone for..."

"So in the morning when you should awake," said Zecora, "Decisive action you should not take."

"It is best that the Apples and sweet little Jifar should not know," added Opa, "Lest they also get up and go to a place where danger is still not low."

...

Twilight sat bolt upright in bed as she looked around.

"Somethin wrong, sugar-cube?" asked Big Mac.

"It was just a bad dream," she replied, "Nothing real does it seem."

"If my goddess should have a fright," said Jifar, "We surely know how to set things right."

She hugged Twilight as she pulled her on top of him, and he pulled her leg so that her loins were right over his face.  Hugging her tight to her bosom, she took almost half of her now Celestia sized horn into her mouth to suck and lick while he began to give oral service to Twilight's marepussy.

"Speaking of nightmares and dreams," she panted, "perhaps Apple Bloom should be checked it seems."

But with both of their mouths occupied, neither would address Twilight's concern... at least before they managed to make her cum hot and wet.  She simply lay with her head in the cleft of the giraffe's bosom as she panted and moaned ever harder.  Her wings snapped out into a hard wingboner even as their tongues worked their 'magic' on her.  Minutes passed as the two of them drove the alicorn Princess crazy with erotic energy.  Then she could feel herself orgasm into his face as her juices spurt about his large probing tongue.

Then there was a knock at the door as they heard Granny say, "I know y'all are in love an all, but we have ta git to the chores sometime taday.  Let's rise an shine already."

"Alright Granny," he replied, "We all were just gettin up now!"

"Good.  I'm going to start breakfast right now," she said before she paused, and then added, "Take a quick bath first.  We don't need that smell gettin into the apples, ya know."

The three of them chuckled as they heard Granny walking away.

...

Twilight munched her corn and oat flake cereal as she watched Apple Bloom.

"Will you be well while we work?" she asked, "I don't wish to think me a jerk."

"Hmm?" she asked, "Oh, I'll be fine.  Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are supposed to come by later today.  They have some kind of new plan to get their own cutie marks."

"Then hopefully things won't look so bad," she replied, "when friends come by to make you less sad."

"Sure," she replied, "an I know Granny will be here for me too."

She glanced at Jifar and Big Macintosh, noting that they had giant bowls of cereal that held at least four times as much cereal and milk as a normal cereal bowl should.  But she knew that both did a lot of work to justify their enormous appetites.  After all, they both had their full breakfasts of cereal with milk, apple juice, more milk, buttered toast, bagels with cream cheese, and a three bean salad.  Compared to them, everypony else in the family ate like birds.

Pink Lady slipped into the kitchen and began placing some things into bags she had carried with her.  Two to be precise.

"Won't the lord and lady be joinin us fer breakfast?"

"No," she replied awkwardly, "He wishes to be on the road as soon as possible.  We are heading south to the train station... to avoid the Ponyville traffic."

"Is that what they call the 'commoners' in Ponyville nowadays?"

She said nothing as she gathered the bags and turned to leave.

"Before you beat a hasty retreat," said Twilight, "surely you have a moment to eat?"

"No, the lord is surely in too much of a..."

"Now now," said Granny, "We ain't lettin ya go until ya get some vitals into yerself as well."

Twilight's horn glowed as the doors closed around them.

"If lord fancypants got a problem with that, he can talk ta us."

She smiled awkwardly as Granny gave her a freshly toasted bagel with cream cheese.

"Pink Lady?!" called a stallion from the other side of the door.

"She all is gettin somethin ta eat by order of Princess Twilight Sparkle!" he called back, "An ya don't wanna disobey no Princess, now does ya?!"

They could hear him groan before he said, "Very well.  We shall await you at the carriage.  Proceed with all due haste, my dear.  The train awaits for none, you know."  Then he made a point of stomping away.

She scarfed down the bagel as Granny gave her a tall glass of apple juice.

"Perhaps it's for the best that I..."

"Drink up, sugar-cube."

She looked at Twilight's stare, and then began drinking.  Then Twilight stood, grabbed the bags from the startled maid, and walked out as they watched her.

"Ah hope she ain't gonna do nothin rash," he muttered.

She walked out to the carriage where she saw the impatient Goldrennette and his nervous Ananarennette waiting for somepony else.

"Where is that lazy..." he began.

"I have come out here to proclaim and say," she snapped, "by Royal Decree I take you maid away!!  She shall now serve the Crown and family as she's befit!!  Her employment with you is done, you twit!!"

"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!!" he shouted back.

"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO A PRINCESS SO!!" she replied with obvious anger in her voice, "NOW GET IN YOUR CARRIAGE AND GO!!"

"You haven't heard the end of this!!  I shall protest this treatment to Princess Celestia herself!!"

"Good luck with that," said Big Macintosh from the doorway.

Ananarennette stepped up and took the bags gingerly from Twilight's shaking hands.  Then she climbed into the door after her husband.  Then he remembered that there was no maid to drive, so he climbed back out and up into the driver's seat.  If looks could kill... well, he snapped the reins and drove away.  As he travelled down the drive towards the main road, she noticed a bunch of papers being tossed out by the driver.  One she was sure was their work on the Apple Family Crest.  Something she swore she would take up herself with Princess Celestia later.