Big Macintosh's Big Fat Wedding

Big Macintosh's Big Fat Wedding

by neorenamon

Big Mac sauntered down stairs and into the kitchen with a huge cow-pie eating grin on his face.  It became more clear what he was smiling about when Jifar came in behind him carrying Twilight in her arms with a rather hot blush in her cheeks.  She shivered as Jifar licked the length of her horn.

"Ah," he said, "Ah guess a good warm bath does make a pony feel just so much better.  In fact, ah totally feel relaxed an ready fer supper."

"Funny," mused Applejack, "Twilight don't look all that relaxed ta me."

"She seemed mighty relaxed while I was..."

Granny cleared her throat LOUDLY.

"While you were..." began Apple Bloom as she shuffled in behind them.

Granny cleared her throat even LOUDER.

"Y'all should have Kimbuala look at that there throat of yers, Granny," he said, "It's startin ta sound real bad."

Granny looked at the ponies around her and just rolled her eyes.

Big Mac pulled out a chair as Jifar placed Twilight, and then moved down two places to pull out a chair for Jifar.  Once they were both seated and comfortable, he sat himself down between them.  He then grabbed his knife and fork as he asked, "What all's fer supper, Granny?"

"Ever since I met that nice Miss Kimbuala," she replied, "I've learned so much about the medicinal and food value of many kinds of mushrooms.  So today, I'm tryin a new stew recipe that includes green onion, bean sprouts, water chestnuts,.. and stuff...  It's all gonna be served on that white rice she done bought fer us."

"That all sounds great!" he replied with great enthusiasm.

Twilight noticed that everypony was nodding in agreement with him.

He leaned closer and said quietly to Twilight, "That was the second biggest bag of rice I've ever seen in mah life."

Apple Bloom volunteered to serve everypony, which made Twilight smile as she saw how fast she was growing and maturing.  She made sure they all had bread, salad and something to drink as well.

"Anypony ready for seconds?" she asked, "Refill, Big Mac?"

"It's all right, sugar-cube" replied Granny, "Serve yerself, sit down, and take care of yer own supper afore ya start making a fuss bout everypony else's seconds."

They all nodded.  She blinked and looked around the table as she served herself.  Jifar and Big Mac seemed to be more concerned about feeding each other than themselves, and it seemed to be pretty much the same way between Opa and Zecora.  While Big Mac and Jifar ate like pigs (no offense to swine), Twilight seemed to be eating like a bird.

Big Mac turned to look at her as he asked, "Ain't the grub here good?"

Twilight blinked as she looked back, and replied, "Oh the food is surely plenty great!  I'm just not hungry enough to clear my plate!"

"Twilight has not eaten since we left the hut," replied Zecora, "so to her I must surely say 'tut-tut'."

He turned to face her as he held a spoonful of stew, and said, "C'mon, sugar-cube.  It all is good fer ya.  We wanna have ya nice an fit when ya have mah foal."

"Speaking of foals is a tad premature," she replied, "Who knows when I should... *glurk*"  Her statement was cut off when he shoved the spoon into her mouth.  She paused a moment as she chewed and swallowed.

"Even a goddess should feed herself well," added Jifar, "so she shall be no empty shell."

"Still it's far premature to think I shall be carrying a newborn," she answered, "that my belly should be swollen and... *glurk*"  Another spoon of food was shoved in her food hole.

"Heck, even little Apple Bloom eats more than you," he chuckled, "It ain't gonna look good if'n I let my ward go an git herself rail thin on mah watch."

"My truest love is surely right," agreed Jifar, "Undernourished goddesses are a fright."

Twilight sighed as she figured she was going to be fed that amount they felt was proper, so she sat there as he fed her one spoonful after another.  Jifar was quite content to glance behind him and smile as she saw her goddess getting her face stuffed.

Apple loom paused to make sure every glass refilled, and with all she poured not a drop was spilled.

"Thank you, dearie," said Granny to her as she refilled her apple cider.

Applejack seemed to be a little uncomfortable as she watched her big brother, her future sister-in-law, and the Princess carrying on so.  But she did her best to hide it from the others.

Apple Bloom was up and serving up seconds to everypony but Twilight, who simply shook her head 'no' as she passed.  But then she figured at least some of the grub she piled onto Big Mac's plate was going to wind up in her mouth anyways, so she just didn't say anything about it.

Suddenly Applejack stood as she said, "Please pardon me, but I gotta take care of somethin in the bathroom.  Just go on til I come back."

"Ya shoulda done that afore..."

"Oh, just let her go already," replied Granny, "We all have a moments we just didn't see coming... Actually, the older I get, the more I... Oh, that's besides the point!  Yer excused, Applejack!"

She nodded at Granny as she scooted out of the dining room.  Twilight seemed to watch her closely as she left before Big Mac shoveled another spoonful of stew into her food hole.

"Y'all think that Celestia an Luna will come by fer the wedding?" asked Granny.

"Oh I think it should be agreed," said Jifar as she smiled at Twilight, "that one goddess is all we need."

"Oh, I'll make darn sure their invites git sent ta them," said Big Mac, "and even if they never respond, I ain't gonna turn THEM away from the proceedings."

They continued to eat, and yet Twilight couldn't help but notice that Applejack had not returned.  "Oh I am so surely stuffed," she said as she stood, "I fear my mane needs to be fluffed.  After dinner when wedding plans should bloom, I shall go to the living room."  She stepped out before anypony else could comment.

"Her mane looks fine and all ta me," muttered Big Mac just after she stepped out most likely in the direction of Jifar.  She was still just close enough to hear.

Twilight moved to the bathroom do, making sure that no one was coming behind, and heard something going on inside.  The door stood slightly ajar, so she peeked in.  She could see Applejack sitting on the pot with her flank over the edge of the seat.  Her shirt was wide open showing her four pairs of breasts, and her pants were quite down about her hooves.  She was panting heavily as one hand fondled a breast, and the other was fingering her mareslit hotly.  Her head was thrown back with her eyes shut tight as she moaned and carried on.

In fact, she was so distracted that she didn't even hear Twilight enter, or closed the door fully behind her.  She didn't noticed Twilight move closer until she clamped a hand over her mouth.  Then her eyes snapped open as she looked into Twilight's.

"It is alright," said Twilight, "It's not a fight."

"mmmph?" asked Applejack.

"But you should be more careful when you seek relief," she continued, "lest you may cause yourself some grief."

"Mmmph!"

"I suspected what you were up to," she replied, "and I sensed just what I should do."

"Hmm?!"

"Ever since that day that you came to bed with Opa, Jifar, and me," she said softly, "I sensed an attraction to us I could plainly see."

"MMMPH!"

"While I shall not infer any shame or disgrace," she replied, "do not allow your erotic feelings to displace.  While the Diamond Dogs kept you as their prize, their spells and potions affected you before our eyes.  Now I shall let your muzzle go, but make a fuss and all shall know."

She pulled her hand back as Applejack panted, "I wondered if anypony could understand how I feel right now.  Maybe I shoulda come ta ya sooner..."

"You should neither fret nor fear," she replied, "I'll take care of you now that I'm here."

Moving her hands up to her own breasts, Twilight leaned in and kissed her full on the lips as her own hand replaced hers in rubbing and caressing her mareslit.  She could tell by the puffiness and wetness between Applejack's legs just how much she had already aroused herself.  It only seemed like a moment before she was cumming on Twilight's fingers.

But then she heard a knock at the door as Granny asked, "You alright in there, sugar-cube?"

Twilight pulled back from the kiss, covered Applejack's mouth with her hand again, and shook her head 'no'.

"Uh..." she replied, "I'm so sorry, Granny, but... I had a cartload'a stuff in me...  Be right out in'a jiffy!"

"Just making sure... everythin is comin out alright.  There's no one waiting out here, so... just do whatcha have to."

Twilight winked as she vanished in a flash of light, so Applejack hurried to clean herself up and redress before she went back out.  She gave the toilet a flush, even though she hadn't actually used it.