The Adventures Of Gangster Sparkle
Author's Note
Warning most characters here will become OOC due to being gangsters. This has no literal meaning so turn back if needed. Warning once again you may, never see Twilight Sparkle the same after this ever again. You've been warned. By the way new names.
Twilight Sparkle - Gangster Sparkle
Rainbow Dash - Rainbow Cash
Rarity- Rare
Pinkie Pie - Pimpin' pie
Applejack - Applejackass
Fluttershy - Fluttershy
Episode 1 - The Plan
"Spike get your @ss over here!!!" Twilight yelled.
"What is it! It's two in the morning for Celestia's sake! What is so important?!"
"This book I found it's a how to be gangster guide!"
"Really you woke me up to see a worthless book?" Spike said rolling his eyes in annoyance.
"It's not worthless! In fact it's the best thing ever." Twilight said protested.
"Oh really and why is that? Don't tell me that this is what you want to do with your life." He said scratching his back nervously hoping all of this was one weird joke.
"Eyup! sure is! I'm no longer Twilight Sparkle.. That name is way to NOT gangster... I'm from now on Gangster Sparkle! For shawt G Sparkle."
"Twilight you can't be serious about this." Spike said looking at her blankly.
"It's Gangster Sparkle you dumb@ss! Get it right!" She yelled out picking the dragon by neck. "Now give me your lunch money!" Gangster Sparkle said firmly.
"Twilight!"
"It's Gangster!"
"Fine whatever! "Gangster Sparkle" I don't have any money! You haven't even paid me yet!" She said.
"Stop acting like a little b!tch! And earn the f@cking money early." Gangster Sparkle said loosing her grip. She the let go of him causing him to hit the ground.
THE ADVENTURES OF GANGSTER SPARKLE
Episode 1 - The Plan
"And that is what it takes to be a gangster! Did any of you dumb@ss's even bother to pay attention." Gangster sparkle said as she started punching the board. She then shot her attention back her friends.
"Urm... Yes?" Fluttershy whimpered.
"What was that princess? Speak up mother f@cker!" Gangster sparkle yelled.
"URM YES SIR I MEAN MA'AM. Hehe..." Fluttershy yelled trying to look tough.
"Well good because, you cute cuddly innocent little f@ckers. Are going to be part of my gang like it or not." Gangster said with her chin up. For once in every pony's life the mane 5 and spike were scared. Fluttershy was terrified, Rarity doesn't know what to make out of this. Rainbow dash, and Applejack, are to shocked. Pinkie pie was just enjoying this.
"Is she serious..?" Applejack whispered into Rainbow dash's ears.
"I don't know... She seems serious since this is all coming from a book...." She responded with.
"Guys I don't think we're going to survive out of this one...." Rarity stated.
"Whispering huh? Whats so f@cking important that I can't hear?" Gangster sparkle said as she turned her attention to all three of them. Both Rarity and Applejack, hid behind Rainbow dash.
"Whispering.. Pshhh what are you going on about?" Rainbow dash said nervously looking around. Trying to find a excuse to distract Gangster sparkle.
"You know it's very wrong to interrupt you're captain. I, swear if I catch you f@cking trying to pull that sh!t again its gonna be bad." Gangster sparkle indicated.
"Okay....." Rainbow dash gulped.
"Anyways back to what YOUR captain was saying... First of all you need new names. Y'all sound like some messed up magic kindergarden projects!"
"And what names do you suggest we have then?" Rarity said rolling her eyes.
"Since you asked here how it gonna work. Rarity is now Rare Deal with it mother f@cker. Rainbow dash is now Rainbow Cash. Pinkie pie is now Pimpin' pie. Applejack is now Applejackass. Fluttershy you're just Fluttershy. That's y'alls new name for now on mother f@ckers."
"Haha you got Applejackass!" Rainbow cash said laughing.
"Oh well you got... A way cooler name then me... F@ck!" Applejackass said.
"Okay enough princess talk you little f@ckers. Now that we got the names down we need.. To get y'alls looks down! Rare i'm going to leave you in charge of outfits." She said then whispered into her ear.
"If I find any sparkles on those outfits you're f@cking dead."
"Got it...." Rare smiled nervously.
"Okay now that we got all that other bull sh!t out of the way I think we're ready."
"Ready for what? Ready for picking cherry's in the forest? Ready for playing the piano? Ready for-"
"No, no and no! Please shut the f@ck up pimpin' pie we're not doing any of that girl sh!t"
"Okie dokie lokie!" She said smiling.
"And wipe that obnoxious smile off your face. Before, I do!" Gangster sparkle screamed.
"Okie dokie lokie!"
"Okay now that she's shut up. What I was trying to say was that... I think we're ready for our first mission."
"And what will that be?" Rare asked nervously. Since no body was looking Spike had decided to leave the room.
"Spike get your @$$ back here." Gangster said.
"Comin' By the way don't I get a new name?"
"No because you're not part of this gang. You're simply the free loader dumb@$$
"Okay...." The dragon said pouting.
"Anyways as I was, saying. Our mission our first plan and thats important! Spike get the checklist mother f@cker." Gangster sparkle said as Spike got the checklist. He gave the checklist to her. She took it and started the writing on it.
"The plan...?" Applejackass asked.
"Oh yes right the plan you see, theres this little h0e I know. You see she owes me five bucks but she never gave it to me.. Because she thinks she so badass. Well she ain't gonna be after this. Anyways my plan is to blow up her car. But I need y'all to to help me."
"Okay howwww...?" Spike asked
"Okay Applejackass and Rainbow Cash, i'ma need you f@ckers to distract her."
"Who exactly is her?" Applejackass asked.
"Shut the f@ck up so I can say! Her name is Zecora some dumb@ss zebra."
"Zecora?!!!!!!!" All six yelled outloud.
"Yes get over it you wussy's anyways Aja And RC I need y'all to distract her and take her somewhere away... From her car. Then Fluttershy and Rare will go get some milk shakes for the way back. And Pimpin' pie and I, will burn her car down. then destroy it hard." Gangster Sparkle said smirking.
All of them looked at her blankly.
"See y'all f@ckers tomorrow now get the f@ck out my property!!!!!" Gangster Sparkle yelled at the mane 5.
The Adventures Of Gangster Sparkle
Episode 2 - Ghetto Wedding
"Oh damnnn get in their baby. Ohhhhh yeahhh." Gangster Sparkle moaned repeatedly. As she was close to teaching a orgasm.
"Wait what the fuck are you writing about me you dumb@$$" Gangster said.
Im writing about your orgasm. You really need to stop using vibrators Gangster.
"Well shut the f@ck up! Can't you see i'm in the middle of f@cking myself with a vibrator?!"
Yeah but what about the show? Aren't we off track Miss Sparkle?
"Man shut the f@ck up! We can get back to the show after i'm done with this!! Now get out of my bathroom you pervert!!!"
Okay sheesh.... Don't worry people reading this.. she will come around maybe..?
THE ADVENTURES OF GANGSTER SPARKLE
Episode 2 - That Blown Up Car Doe
"Okay so last time we were going on and on about a plan. Something about the cupcakes f@cking up. I don't know damnit this isn't in the script!" Gangster Sparkle said angrily.
Is this even the right episode?
"Of course it is you stupid little f@cking... Er I mean no, no it's not. I think Pimpin' pie was fucking around with scripts earlier today."
Damnit tell her i'm taking half out of her pay check! Sorry people reading this we are having some technical problems.... Give us about 5 years to fix this.
THE ADVENTURES OF GANGSTER SPARKLE
Episode 2 - Ghetto Wedding
Take two
I Swear if this story f@cks up one more time. I'm going to cancel this episode so lets stay on track! Okay is that simply enough?
"Okay we got the right scripts this time I believe." Gangster sparkle said examining the scripts.
Okay now start the f@cking video already.
"Yeah yeah i'm on it hold on readers." Gangster said.
Okay lets start this all over again y'all
Gangster sparkle walks off a stage with a camera crew. The camera crew then sets up the audition tape.
"Hello my name is picklo and I'm 15.... Last summer I became pregnant. And the doctor said I was going to give birth to a devil baby. Anyways it's my wedding this weekend! I just wanna have as much fun as possible. Since I could die any day."
"Gurl have no fear Gangster and Pimpin' pie are here. And we gonna pimp yo, wedding out!" Gangster Sparkle said.
"Um who are you?" Picklo's mom said as she opened the door. Only to find a purple gangster outside her door. With a fat pink alcoholic who goes to party with the fives years olds every sunday night.
"You must be Picklo!" Pimpin' pie said.
"She must have gotten that new aid disease that been' going around!" Gangster exclaimed.
"Picklo's in her room." Picklo's mom said rolling her eyes at them. She then let them both in and showed her to her room. Only to find Picklo asleep.
"Picklo!" Pimpin' pie screamed.
"Damn this b!tch must have passed the f@ck out!"
"It's okay I got this." Pimpin' pie said as she walked closer over to Picklo with a tazer.
"No!!! I just gave her strong medicine so she gonna be passed out for a few hours." Picklo's mom said stopping Pimpin' pie.
"Damn gurl wanna hook me up with some of that?" Gangster said winking at Picklo's mom.
"Hahaha." Picklo's mom said.
"I'm serious." Gangster said firmly. Picklo's mom then stared at her blankly.
"When we first got to the house Picklo was bein' all lazy and sh!t so mean and pimpin' pie had to entertain ourself's for a few hours." Gangster said to the camera
Flashback
"Look I got my own barbie!" Gangster said she played with her body. She then made her slap herself. "Why you hittin' yourself Picklo? Why you hittin' yourself?" Gangster asked as she and Pimpin' pie started laughing. Picklo's mom then walked in the room to find Gangster and Pimpin' pie both playing with the body.
End of flashback
"I was a little bit nervous at first when I met both Gangster and Pimpin' pie. I've seen black movies... I know what pink ponies do!!!!"
Picklo's mokm said shaking.
"I'm tired of waiting." Pimpin' pie said as she got her tazer out.
"AHHH WHAT THE F@CK!!!!!" Picklo said as her body shot right up.
"Hey there sexy." Gangster said as she licked her lips.
"Did you r@pe me...?" Picklo said while shaking.
"No dumb@$$." Pimpin' pie said.
"We here to pimp out yo wedding. But your sleepy a$$ has been asleep." Gangster said annoyed.
"Okay..." Picklo said.
"DON'T OKAY ME DUMB@$$ AND SHUT THE F@CK UP. Anyways first things first we need to get that hair done. You look like you had sex with micheal jackson." Gangster pointed out.
"Excuse me?"
"I've been doing hair since I was ten. When i'm done with this chick. She gonna get the dick." Pimpin' pie said cooly.
Pimpin' pie then raised the blanket off Picklo. "TADA!" Doesn't she look sexy as f@ck?" Pimpin' pie asked licking her lips. She then gave Picklo a mirror. Picklo then took the mirror and looking into it. She had seen a mare with green hair and two ugly braided pony tails.
"Urm it's nice...?" She said giving a fake smile.
"Damn right it I wanna hit that." Pimpin' pie said as she licked Picklo's ear.
"This is a makeup artist?" Picklo asked with a disgusted look.
"I don't f@cking know. I just found him on Craig's list and he looked sexy as f@ck." Gangster said winking.
"Okay enough chit chat h0es!" Pimpin' pie yelled.
"Are you ready to look sexy as f@ck?" The makeup artist asked.
"Sure...."
"GOOD NOW SHUT THE F@CK UP!!!" Gangster yelled. The makeup artist then started doing his job. He had spit in his hand then started rubbing it on her eye lids. He then got his bag of sh!t. He had then rubbed it on her cheeks for blush.
"Damn gurl you're totally gonna get laid tonight." Pimpin' pie said as she brought her hoof upon her flank. Picklo then slapped her.
"Get your f@cking hand off my flank!" Picklo yelled.
"Okay I think your ready!!!" Gangster said.
"But what bout my dress?"
"Oh yeah I forgot. RARE GET YOUR @S OVER HERE!!!" Gangster yelled as Rare appeared.
"What is it captain?" Rare said.
"FIRST STOP TALKING INNOCENT!!! SECOMD IT'S WHAT THE F@CK DO YOU WANT CAPTAIN?? THIRD GET THE F@CKING DRESS!!!!!" Gangster yelled getting ready to throw a rant party.
"Heres your erm... F@cking dress?" Rare said smiling nervously. She then handed over the dress. It was a meat dress with icing on the side.
"Damn Rare you really did yourself out on this one." Pimpin' pie said.
"Why yes I know...." Rare said holding back tears. Picklo had then put the dress on.
"Damn i'm one sexy looking b!tch!" Picklo said smiling.
"Okay now that we got all of that bull sh!t out of the way... Heres your groom." She said as Pimpin' pie escorted the groom.
"Um Gangster Sparkle..... That's not my groom I think you got the wrong one." She said as she looked at the groom. He was a 70 year old hobo. He smiled at her.
"B!TCH SHUT THE F@CK UP!!! I NEVER MAKE MISTAKE YOU GOT THAT DUMBA$$!!!!!!!!" Gangster yelled as she threw a punch at her.
"You two have a "fun" wedding if you know what I mean!" Pimpin' pie said as shedded a tear.
"TAKE CODOMS YOU DUMB UNGRATEFUL LITTLE A$$!!!!!" Gangster yelled.
"Don't forget your pepper ary!" Picklos mom yelled as Picklo and the groom rode off.
"Atleast i'm still having a wedding...." She said to herself smiling.
"Wedding? Who the f@ck said that! B!tch i'ma f@ck you up in a good way." The hobo said licking his lips seductively.
"HELP ME HELP AHHHHHHH!!!!!" Picklo yelled as the groom rode away fast as possible.
"Aw look she excited!" Pimpin' pie said smiling.
