You: I AM A MUFFIN
Stranger: huh?
You: I AM A MUFFIN
Stranger: um....
You: I AM A MUFFIN
Stranger: im fluttershy....
You: ARE YOU A TREE
Stranger: no
You: I AM A MUFFIN
Stranger: um....
Stranger: yes um u are a muffin
Stranger: and im a pony
You: Princes Molestia walks in*
You: OH MUFFIN MUFFIN
Stranger: whats the matter?
You: Muffin gets picked up and eaten*
Stranger: O_O
You: Molestia: Oh what a troublesome breakfast food
Stranger: Um...hello
You: Molestia: Oh hello there darling...... Mmmmmm how are you today?
Stranger: um good
You: Molestia: Mmmm I see your flutter shy now....
Stranger: um...
Stranger: -luna walks in-
Stranger: Luna: SISTER
You: Molestia: Oh hey there sister how was last night it was a..... Thrill wasn't it.....
Stranger: Luna:.... sister you're disgusting now cpme back to the castle
You: Molestia: How about you stop by again tonight I swear I wont be such a bad mare
Stranger: Luna: look sister....
Stranger: Luna: im busy tonight
You: Molestia: No you look sister. I want you in my bed with me by 8:30 mkay.
Stranger: Luna: sister NO im not doing that.... thing with you again
You: Molestia: Ohhhhhh come on! I could tell you loved it when I got my entire hoof inside you
You: Molestia: We could do it all again
Stranger: Luna: EW No I did not like it at all
Stranger: Luna: it was gross and embarissing
You: Molestia: That's not what I heard! "Uh yes sister please more more I want more!"
Stranger: Luna: sister I did not say that
You: Molestia: That's not what this tape flash Took of us.... Hmmhmhm ohhh he's such a good colt. Quite big as well for his size
Stranger: Luna: and you know it
Stranger: Luna: Wait Wait FLASH CENTRY you've got to be kidding me what if twilight find out
You: Molestia: Ohhhhhh when you were eating me.... mmmmm it felt soooo good.
Stranger: Luna: sister.....
You: Molestia: Now now it was twilight who set up the whole thing
You: Molestia: But you didn't get that from me
Stranger: Luna: Wait what! Twilight sparkle would never do such a thing
You: Molestia: Well she did invite you sister but you didn't cum...... *giggles* Mmmmm I crack myself up
Stranger: Luna: gross just gross
Stranger: Luna: Oh that reminds me
You: Molestia: Oh just take iuah!!! Spike NOT IN MY ASS!!!
Stranger: Luna: I got a message from mother she said she misses us
You: Spike: Sorry Molestia here let me just mff ahhh there we go"
You: Molestia: oh yes mother I got one from her a while back. If you know what I mean sister.....
Stranger: Luna: ....
You: Molestia: Oh don't be a hard ass i'm kidding!
You: Molestia: I took it from dad not mom
Stranger: Luna: father?!?
You: Molestia: Oh yes father Is sooooo big mmmmmm. I can still fell him inside me.
Stranger: Luna: sister...
Stranger: Luna: let me guess....
You: Molestia: Yes sister
Stranger: Luna: You want to do it again
You: Molestia: Ohhh yes sooo much... mmmm But i'll have to settle for you tonight....
Stranger: Luna: wow just wow
Stranger: Luna: you expect me to come into your room and do that again?!? Not in 1000 years
You: molestia: Yes I do sister. Come on please please sister I can do so much better then who ever you are seeing at the moment..... I Can please you oh so well again
Stranger: Luna: Im not seeing anypony and you didn't please me at all
You: Molestia: Again not what the tape said you can even look it up I posted it to mare hub this morning.... I Rubbed off to it a couple times.... I still feel your hoof in my ass mmmmm
Stranger: Luna: I was drunk that day and you know it you forced me to drink it
You: Molestia: Oh stop lying sister Come on I want to feel you inside me again please!
Stranger: Luna: Alright fine but don't record it!
You: molestia: Yaayayayayay!!!! Can I invite twilight!?
You: Molestia: Well can I sister im already getting wet thinking of your mare hood and hers next to eachother...
