My Life as a Changling

by rainbowPOOTIS
Die, wake up as a some kind of changeling variant, and have to deal with ponys.

so im sitting there, watching a canterlot wedding on tv, when a drunk driver crashed through the wall, and kills me.

thats it, right?

WRONG!

of course i have to wake up in fragging equestria, as a fragging (mutant?) changeling

and the worst part? this is only the second worse thing to happen to me...

Teen
Incomplete
Random
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Comedy
 
CTG

55193 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read
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32 Chapters:

  1. Prologue 2014-07-07 21:00:27 UTC
    208
  2. At Least I Have Chicken... 2014-08-28 20:52:20 UTC
    2285
  3. Maretelgen? 2014-09-25 03:22:26 UTC
    2507
  4. Tired of These Goddamn Ponies, in my Goddamn Castle! 2014-09-26 17:46:43 UTC
    1496
  5. Magic, and Mama Bear 2014-09-27 19:21:39 UTC
    2918
  6. Bird is the Word 2014-09-27 19:22:40 UTC
    1706
  7. Screw This, I'm Outta Here! 2014-09-28 17:46:02 UTC
    2369
  8. I never really was on your side... or was I? 2015-02-14 17:35:02 UTC
    1460
  9. in which things start going downhill. 2015-02-17 15:27:49 UTC
    2931
  10. Welcome to hel- er, parenthood 2015-02-20 18:06:58 UTC
    2452
  11. fixing a leak 2015-03-10 07:07:52 UTC
    4047
  12. playing with your food 2015-03-31 16:37:48 UTC
    1167
  13. Sugar's POV: This Can't Be Happening! 2015-03-31 16:38:03 UTC
    515
  14. how do I HM02? 2015-04-01 05:16:38 UTC
    964
  15. Sugar's POV: Am I Being Hit on by a Bug? 2015-04-02 04:13:59 UTC
    750
  16. Famous First Words 2015-04-07 21:14:08 UTC
    731
  17. Sugars POV: A Small Freind 2015-04-07 21:14:21 UTC
    532
  18. Brutality 2015-04-08 21:33:50 UTC
    1544
  19. Molting 2015-04-10 22:53:48 UTC
    1059
  20. unforseen consequences 2015-04-11 04:10:28 UTC
    876
  21. Drunken shenanagans, and a hangover. 2015-04-15 19:27:31 UTC
    2266
  22. Investigation 2015-04-21 01:56:21 UTC
    1022
  23. 'would you kindly' 2015-04-30 19:49:12 UTC
    1578
  24. The Last Preperations 2015-05-02 00:03:22 UTC
    1186
  25. A Nightmares Ressurection 2015-05-05 02:20:26 UTC
    1779
  26. A breath of freash air... and fire. 2015-05-15 19:54:09 UTC
    2181
  27. Well, thats a thing... 2015-06-08 00:52:24 UTC
    2247
  28. infiltration 2015-06-12 01:14:01 UTC
    2365
  29. Family Time. 2015-06-23 17:39:39 UTC
    2481
  30. The deleivery 2015-07-01 17:34:00 UTC
    1968
  31. Expermenting and learning something new 2016-07-22 01:45:38 UTC
    1797
  32. nymphs and a lost soul 2017-04-19 18:55:59 UTC
    1806