Punch Out! Big Mac's Big Challenge! Episode 2: Major League Drama!!by trahzoChaptersCh.1: Disapproval, a Fight Between Siblings, Big Mac vs. Applejack!Ch.2: Big Mac vs. Piston Hondo Flanks!Ch.3: Big Mac vs. Harry Hugger!Ch.4: Passing the Torch! Big Mac vs. Little Mac!Ch.5: Big Mac vs. Great Armor!Ch.6: Title Bout: Big Mac vs. Blue Flamenco!Ch.1: Disapproval, a Fight Between Siblings, Big Mac vs. Applejack!"What do you mean you wont allow me to fight in the Major Circuit?" "I mean, that you are banned from boxing!" "That's not fair Applejack, just because you're the next head of the main Apple Family Branch does not in any way possible give you the authority to prevent me from doing my own thing!" "I believe it does!" "Big Sis, you're being unfair!" Applebloom interjected. "This doesn't concern you youngun, go to your room!" "Applejack, I am doing this so I can finally end the insults!" "I don't care if you become the world's strongest! You are not boxing!" "Applejack, please, Big Mac is an adult, he can do what he wants." Cheerilee joined in. "Well what if your husband gets hurt? What if he dies, what will you do then huh?" "Applejack, you know very well that Big Mac has the strength to power through anything right?" Granny Smith Asked. "Now you're taking his side? Doesn't anyone in this house care about Big Mac's health except me?" "Applejack, let me box. Trust me, just this once!" Applejack looked all around, everyone was against her. "Grrr...fine, do what you want, but only..." "What?" "If you defeat me in 1 round!" No doubt, Applejack & Big Macintosh were the strongest on the farm, but it was never established who was #1. So the family all gathered into the farm. Applebloom, Winona, Granny Smith, Applejack's husband Trenderhoof (Sorry), Granny Smith, Big Mac's wife Cheerilee, and of course the 2 who are about to fight! "I've been waiting this whole time to physically knock some sense into you, now I can, I can beat all the sense I've always wanted to beat into you, but never had the moxie to do it! This will be for when you and Flutterguy tried to lip sync, this will be for when you made the decision that Applebloom could play with that delinquent looking filly, this will be for when you decided that..." "Applejack, I may not be that bright, but I know what I am doing!" "Why don't you show me?" "Round 1, fight!" Trenderhoof declared. "Also, why am I the round whore?" "Because you're so Feminine that Applejack's sexuality doesn't care that you're a guy." Everyone replied. Then Applejack jabbed, but Big Mac blocked, and hooked her, but Big Mac blocked. Applejack pulled out her rope, and lassoed Big Mac's left fist, then it was a tug of war...until suddenly Big Mac managed to over power A.J. then sent Applejack flying towards him then slammed her with a straight down! "You see now? I can take care of myself in the ring!" "I see nothing!" Then A.J. quickly got-up and started throwing fast punches "Applejack, you're just being stubborn, I swear you get that from your mother!" Granny Smith called out. "Stay outta this Granny!" Applejack replied with anger. "Sheesh, you know how how your wife's acting like a drama queen?" "Uh-huh?" "She didn't get that from her ma, she got that from her pa!" " *Giggle!* " Then A.J. glared at Trenderhoof, who quickly shut-up. None of her punches would connect with Big Mac, then A.J. threw an apple, which burst to juice and bits after Big Mac punched it back to the wall! "Allow me to fight in the WVBA!" "Never! I care about you too much to get hurt by those professionals!" A.J. then went to kicking fast! "Whoa, how is she moving those footsies so swiftly?" Trenderhoof asked. "Oh yeah, you're new, Applejack takes kickboxing classes, that's how she keeps on bucking as many apples as Big Mac, and also...really? Who says footsies anymore?" Answered Applebloom "I do!" Granny Smith replied. Applejack tried to kick Big Mac in the left ear, but Big Mac blocked! Big Mac hooked Applejack in the face, receiving a star! "Consarnet, I admit that you've hurt me a little, but that's all you get!" Then Applejack covered Big Mac's face with her hat, and A.J. backed-up and tried to kick him, but Big Mac ducked! Big Mac then punched Applejack straight into the stomach, he swiftly took the hat off, and threw it to the audience, Applebloom caught it with her head, replacing her bow. Then a light shined down on Applebloom, as if...foreshadowing something. Applejack tried to recover, but was left jabbed to the right, then left! Applejack was getting even more angry! "You are noooooot goooooonnnaaaaaaa wiiiiiiin!" Applejack said with a demonic voice! "(Oh-no!)" Big Mac and Granny thought with great worry! And their fears were right, Applejack's eyes then glowed red, her hair turned spikey and red, then she raised her fist in the air allowing dark energy to gather! Big Mac had to stop her! "Kongo Kokuretsu Za..." Applejack was cutoff as Big Mac gave her a star uppercut, sending out of the ring, and Knocking her out! Applejack's hair tie burst to pieces letting her hair move freely as she landed on the ground! Everyone huddled around her. "Gnh, what happened?" Applejack asked as she got up. "Akuma took over again!" Said Big Mac "Luckily Big Mac stopped him before he could blow this whole barn to smithereens!" "Did he now?" Then she turned her head to Big Mac. "I'm sorry, go ahead and keep-on fighting, seeing that you managed to stop Akuma means that you have now gained my trust to compete with professionals!" Then everyone went yay and group hugged! Ch.2: Big Mac vs. Piston Hondo Flanks!Big Mac went down the hallway feeling proud. "You can do it brother!" "My, Big Mac, I had no idea you were the older brother of one of Rarity's friends." "You know Rarity?" "Yes, she is an absolute gem, but truth be told, when she told me about Spike, I think in my honest opinion that he should stop pursuing Rarity! He should be with your little sister Applebloom." "You and the whole town partner!" "Hahahaha! *sigh!* Come Applejack, Cheerilee is waiting for us in the audience! Good luck!" "You can do this Big Mac!" "YEEEEAAAAAH!!!" "Excuse me sir, but how'd you get into the booth?" Asked Black Kirin. Then Bulk Biceps ran away! "That was weird!" Commented Ember! "Well anyway, welcome audience to the Major Circuit of the WVBA!" "Tonight we got the relatives to heroes!" "Whoa Ember, that sounds awesome!" "Yep, in this corner, we got the father of the bearer of the Element of Generosity, father of the one who designed the Mare Do Well costume, father of Radinace! Ladies and gents give it up for Hondo Flanks, or as he's known in the ring, Piston Hondo Flanks!" Then everyone cheered. "Finally, someone other than you that the crowd likes!" Said Spike. "And in this corner, the older brother to the bearer of the Element of Honesty, Older brother to the Super Strong persona of Mare Do Well, older brother to Mistress Marevelous, give a round of applauds to the Minor Circuit Champion: BIG MAC! "I honestly want you as a son-in-law, so please ask out Sweetie Belle, I don't want that video gamer Button Mash dating Sweetie Belle, I think he's a loser, and he'll still be a loser if they were to get married!" Hondo told him. "Sorry Hondo, but Spike will be marrying Applebloom! If Snails dates Applebloom and eventually they get married, we'll just simply not welcome him into the family!" "Wh-what?" Spike said in confusion "You better take that back kid!" "Nnope!" Then they started butting heads! "Ember, check it out." "Yeah Black Kirin Round 1 hasn't even begun and already we see sparks! What do you think they said to each other?" "Well, whatever it was, it must have been something very offensive!" "Hey hey hey, wait for the 2 dings, and also, let AB and Sweetie Belle date who they want, I bet you wont regret it if Button Mash & Snails become your son-in-laws!" "Spike, I'm pretty sure we'd regret letting those 2 become our in-laws!" "Worth a shot!" Then the bell rang! "Round 1, fight!" Spike declared with an un-amused face. The round started, Big Mac jabbed Piston Hondo Flanks as soon as he twitched his eyebrows, receiving a star! "Good job, no-one ever thinks to hit me as soon as I begin with my eye twi..." Then Big Mac jabbed him for a 2nd star before he could finish his sentence, then put in 2 good hooks when he tried recovering from the assault! Then Hondo Flanks tiptoed to his left, then his right, then back to the middle, then he started throwing a barrage of jabs which Big Mac blocked, then he dodged the strong hook at the end of the barrage! Hondo then crouched to his left and right trying to confuse Big Mac, then Big Mac dodged his left hook, and started punching Hondo! "Gah! Listen here, you are not going to have Spike! He's going to be my son-in-law!" "No, he's going to be my brother-in-law!" "I'm right here you guys, I'm getting really offended!" "Stay outta this, you're the only good match for my baby, and you will make sure Button Mash doesn't marry my Sweetie Belle!" "No, Spike will marry Applebloom, so that dang idiot Snails, doesn't move into the farm!" Big Mac snapped! "Sweetie Belle!" Then Hondo swung "Applebloom!" Then Big Mac swung "SWEETIE BELLE!!!" Then Hondo swung harder "APPLEBLOOM!!!" Then Big Mac swung harder "Whoa Ember, it seems that they are fighting over the referee's hand in marrying Applebloom or Sweetie Belle, which reminds me: Do you want to get your Cutiemark now? Then Join the Cutiemark Crusaders! They'll try literally everything to help you realize what you're skilled at!" "Wait, they're paying you to do commercials?" "Yep Ember, I'm getting paid extra!" "Oh, those guys are going to get chewed out by this flaming fox! For now, let's just get back to the fight!" "Listen here you guys, stop this arguement and get back to fight or I'll have the both of you disqualified!" They both apologized, and went back to hitting each other! Piston Hondo Flanks then tiptoed to his right, then left, then middle, and then Big Mac countered his incoming barrage, knocking him down! "1...2...3...4...5..." "I am not gonna lose to this kid, who can't admit that you belong to Sweetie Belle!" Then Spike face palmed. "Just fight!" Then after Big Mac dodged his right uppercut, he threw a delayed jab, getting a 3rd star! Then Hondo twitched his eyebrows, but was hit in the face by Big Mac. "What does it mean when you twitch those eyebrows?" "I'm preparing for my jab!" "Why don't you just do the jab?" "It's my thing, let's just leave it at that!" Then Big Mac and Hondo collided fist after fist! These 2 would not let up! That's when Hondo was knocked down again! "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8..." "NO!" "Come-on, come-on, fight!" Spike declared! Then Hondo got ready! "Ember, he's getting ready for his Special!" "Yep, he's going to use Catch of the Day! Where a tsunami of water surrounds the ring, and with in that tsunami, fish, that will relentlessly jump at you! Then after the assault ends, Hondo will try to humiliate the opponent by pulling his shorts off with a fishing pole, then throw a hard double punch to finish it off!" "Oh yeah, and speaking of which: Come see the new show coming this fall to Animal Planet, Amazing Catches where Hondo Flanks goes around the world and attempts to catch legendary aquatic creatures of the deep!" Black Kirin advertised Big Mac punched away all of the fish, then he grabbed the fishing line before it could get caught in his shorts, then twirled the line around so Hondo could get tangled in it! Then Big Mac charged towards the tied up stallion, then stopped to give him a 3 star uppercut! Hondo was then untangled from the line, as he twirled toward the edge of the mat! "It's over! TKO!" Spike announced! "Yee-haw! Spike is mine!" "No, he's mine!" Replied Hondo Flanks "Um hey!" Black Kirin called out! "What?! Can't you see we're arguing?" they both exclaimed. "Bigamy is legal in Equestria!" Ember and Black Kirin replied. Then they turned their heads to Spike! "Oh Spike, would you be willing to date Applebloom & Sweetie Belle, then eventually marry them?" They asked, while inching closer and closer with creepy faces. Spike then walked backwards in fear, but then as he tried to run, he bumped into Applebloom & Sweetie Belle. "Girls, please tell them that you can date & marry whoever you want!" "But wanna date, then marry you!" They said in unison. "Ah, betrayed by my own words!" Then all 4 hugged Spike. "We'll be one big happy family one day!" said Hondo "Eeyup, and I can't wait to see the 1st episode of your new show." Author's Note Yeah, the fandom called him Magnum, but his official name is Hondo Flanks! Yep, this was a shipping wars chapter! Ch.3: Big Mac vs. Harry Hugger!Big Mac walked down the hall feeling a bit awkward. "What's wrong, you feel a bit out of it." "Will this count as animal cruelty?" "This is boxing organization applies to all species, besides, didn't you just defeat a minotuar and draconques in the minor circuit?" "You have a good point." Then they entered the ring. "Black Kirin we got some major beasts in the ring tonight!" "Yep!" "Oh, hello Big Mac, hi Spike!" "Hey there Fluttershy, what are you doing here?" Asked Big Mac. "I'm Harry's translator, since Bears aren't sentient!" "Oh, right!" "Now remember Harry, no bad language!" "Grooooaaaaar!" "Don't you take that tone of voice with me mister, unless you want the stare!" "Roar, rooooaaar roooaaar!" "Then Pinkie promise that you will say no profanity when I translate!" Then he nodded his head! "In this corner, he'll maul you, he'll steal your honey, he'll eat your aquarium's fish! It's Harry Huger!" Then everyone booed! "Fluttershy, you still haven't gotten my son a new goldfish!" "Dang it Fluttershy, that bear left a permanent butt groove on my favorite tree! Now whenever I lean on it, all I smell is fart!" "Better watch yourself Harry, because it's almost open season!" "Eek!" "And in this corner, The Ponyville High Jigolo..." Then Ember was cut-off. "W-w-what? Jigolo?" "Yes, as you can see here in this copy of the Ponyville High yearbook of XXXX, generously given to me by Berry Punch, it shows that Big Mac was the school man whore in his high school years!" "What the...well, no wonder there's a teen rating!" Big Mac then blushed. "Well, in any case, give it up for Big Mac!" Then the audience, mostly girls cheered! "Oh, I remember when you ravaged me in the locker when you were the Horse Hung Duck!" Said Helia. "Thank you for giving my girl experience, she really knows how to please me in bed!" Said Comet Star. "You got your cream all over my teeth!" Said Colgate! "Mommy, what's a jigolo and a man whore?" "When you're older." It was a great uproar. "Wow, I'm embarrassed now to call you my friend." Said Spike. "J-just start the round, I don't wanna lollygag any longer!" "Very well, round 1, fight!" Spike declared. Harry went to his left for a left hook! Big Mac then countered! Harry went to his right then did a left hook which was countered! So Big Mac could get a star! "Roar groarrrr roar!" "He said, damn you!" "Fluttershy, language! There are children here! Another outburst like that and Harry is disqualified!" Spike warned. "But it wan't me, it was Harry!" Then Spike and Fluttershy had a stare off, like Dan and Chris in that one scene of Dan vs. New Mexico! Then they stopped and Spike was the one who won! "You're in for it now!" Then Harry tried to Bear hug, but was countered with a star uppercut knocking him down. "1...2...3...4..." Then Harry got up! "Roar!" "Urk!" "Come-on, come-on, fight!" Spike declared. "Harry is not ready for hibernation just yet!" "Black Kirin, that was such a bad joke!" Then Ember face palmed. Then Harry Hugger began dancing and as soon as Harry's belly was right in front, Big Mac jabbed him, getting a star! "Roarrr rrrrroarrr grrr!" "Ow, my dinner!!" Fluttershy translated Then Harry tried to do a left hook but was countered again so Big Mac could get another star. "Dang, even though Harry has the fastest hook, Big Mac just out sped him!" commented Ember. Then Harry did a 2nd taunt where he stuck his tongue out and began flapping at Big Mac. Big Mac then jabbed him, getting a 3rd star, knocking him down! "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..." "ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR!!!" "It was just a roar this time" Fluttershy said. Then Harry prepared himself! " *Gasp!* He's gonna use his special!" Announced Ember! "Yeah Ember, he's gonna use the sticky smash! 1st, bees cover the opponent in honey, causing the target to get sticky, then Harry sticks both of his fists to the stuck target, then begins treating the opponents head like a paddle ball!" Big Mac saw the swarm coming, he looked very closely for the queen, then when he spotted her, Big Mac punched! Sending the now dazed queen at Harry, then the honey got all over Harry! Then Big Mac stuck one of his fists to Harry, then backed-up until he was at the other edge of the mat! Then Big Mac jerked his honey fist causing Harry to fly towards him, then he star uppercutted Harry, sending out of the ring! *Thud!* "Oh-my! Harry, are you okay?" "Raoar!" "Ring out!" Spike declared! "Big Mac, well done!" Said Cheerilee and Fancy Pants. "Honey, you were so so brave taking on that bear!" "Splendid Big Macintosh my boy, ready for the next challenge?" "Eeyup!" "Ju ju ju, that's what I like to hear." Later that night inside Big Mac's dream... "Hey there Big Mac!" "Who are you?" "I'm Little Mac, and I want to bestow upon you a great power!" "Great power?" "A Final Smash, my Final Smash, so you can become...Giga Mac!" Ch.4: Passing the Torch! Big Mac vs. Little Mac!"Wait, I can do better with this...Final Smash as you call it?" "Yep, now come-on, let's I want you to prove to me that you deserve this Final Smash!" "Okay, bring it on, but before we fight..." Then Big Mac dreamed-up Cheerilee, Fancy Pants, his sisters and Spike. "Hmph, you mind if my friends appears too?" "Why not?" Then Little Mac had Doc Wilson, along with every other boxer in Punch Out Wii appeared! "Take a good look at the 1st 4 from the left, do they remind you of anyone?" Big Mac took a good look at Glass Joe, Von Kaiser, Disco Kid, and king Hippo. "They remind me of the minor circuit guys!" "Yep, and look closely at the 2nd 4, do the 1st 2 look like anyone you know?" Then Big Mac took a good look at Piston Hondo & Bear Hugger. "Hondo Flanks and Harry!" "Yep, all of these boxers plus Doc Louise are spiritual successors to the boxers in the WVBA plus your coach!" "Wow!" "Alright, round 1...Fight!" Dream Spike declared. Little Mac went to his left, and then punched! Actually hitting Big Mac! Then Big Mac sent it back with another punch! Then they blocked each other's jabs and hooks, star uppercuts, and many more attacks! In just minutes, these 2 were now just breathing heavily! " *Pant!* You're good! *Pant!* " " *Gasp!* Yeah, you too! *Pant!* Wait, what am I doing? This is just a dream!" "Nice, you're thinking! Now that you understand a strategy, let's see if you can beat your eventual final Smash?" Then Little Mac pulled out a smash ball and crushed it with his 2 fists! "Giga Mac!" then Little Mac grew to humongous size! Becoming Wider and Taller, and really threatening! "Whoa!" Then Big Mac was knocked down! "1...2..." "Nnnngh!" Big Mac then got up! "Come-on, come-on, fight!" Giga Mac was going to attack, but that's when... *Ding!* *Ding!* *Ding!* Then that's the end of round 1! "Listen Mac, melt this horse down like delicious chocolate sauce! Ha, ha, ha!" Said Doc Louis. "Big Mac my boy, you cannot lose this fight! You must in order to become the new bearer of Giga form so you can be the full fledged successor to Little Mac! It's time for you to become the next Mac of the WVBA!" Said Fancy Pants. Then Before the next round began, Fancy Pants made a few puffs with his pipe, and Doc Louis took a bite outta his Chocolate Bar! "Round 2, fight!' Spike declared. Then Little Mac crushed another Smash Ball becoming Giga Mac once more! Then Giga Mac began winding up his right arm for a wind-up punch! That's when Big Mac dodged, then Giga Mac went for a left straight down, but Big Mac dodges that too! Giga Mac is just giving Big Mac the punishment while Giga Mac was getting tired out by Big Mac! "You can do it honey!" Cheerilee cried. "Fight Big Brother!" Cried Applejack and Applebloom. "Not to be biased, but I'm cheering for you, but that's mainly because this is a dream." said Spike. "You can win, I know you can win." cried Fancy Pants. He kept on bobbing and weaving Dodging and ducking, until the Giga form wore off! Then as Giga Mac began turning back to Little Mac, it gave Big Mac the opportunity to punch him un-relentlessly! Then once Little Mac was back to normal, he blocked! Big Mac then gained a star from the earlier assault! Then Little Mac responded back, making Big Mac lose that star! The fight raged on till suddenly Little Mac was knocked down! "1..2..." "You wont win like that!" "Come-on, come-on, fight!" The fight raged on until... *Ding!* *Ding!* *Ding!* "Alright Mac baby, once round 3 starts, send this horse to the glue factory!" "You can do it Big Mac, I know you can! Put this spirit to rest!" "Round 3...fight!" Spike declared. Little Mac reentered the ring with a smile. "(What's with that face? Does he intend to...)" Then his thoughts were stopped when Little Mac crushed another Smash Ball! Big Mac dodged, left, right, ducked, jumped, blocked, then countered with a 5-hit combo! Then Big Mac got to hit Giga Mac in the stomach, gaining a star! Then Big Mac gained a 2nd star after hitting Giga Mac during his taunt! Then Big Mac used the Star Uppercut, Giga Mac then fell down! "1...2...3...4...5..." "Grooooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhh!!!" "Jeez, you're scaring me! Fight!" Then Giga Mac knocked Big Mac down! "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..." " I will not back down to anyone, even figments of my imagination!" "Fight!" Big Mac then made a great comeback, to get back the 2 stars he lost! Then Giga Mac went back to normal letting Big Mac beat on him getting his 3rd star, then when Little Mac was back to normal, he tried to crush another Smash Ball, but that's when Big Mac got to it 1st with one good punch! "Now it's my turn tiny!" Then Big Mac turned into Giga Mac and used a star uppercut to finally KO Little Mac! "Technical Knockout!" Spike declared! "Congrats Big Mac, my Final Smash is yours, now please don't question where you're pulling the ball out of, and also, have a chocolate bar, I'll be expecting great things from you as I observe from above, good look taking on Great Tiger's spiritual successor!" "Thank you Little Mac, from one Mac to another, you deserve me to continue your legacy as the next Mac of the WVBA!" Then Big Mac woke-up, and on his nightstand was a Smash Ball! Ch.5: Big Mac vs. Great Armor!Big Mac felt great. "You seem to be in a chipper mood today." Said Fancy Pants. "I just gained even more power to become champion!" "Sounds interesting, cannot wait to see you use it." Then Big Mac saw a transparent Doc Louis next to Fancy Pants. Then they entered the ring! "Hey yo, bro!" Black Kirin said with sunglasses on. "What's wrong Black Kirin?" "Nothing, it's just that tonight we have a battle of the brothers!" "Yep, in this corner: the brother of Princess Twilight Sparkle, husband of Princess Cadence, and Prince of the Crystal Empire...Prince Shining Armor, or in the ring...Great Armor!" Announced Ember. "And in this corner: The brother of Applejack, the rising star uppercutter, Mr.Eeyup Nnope himself! Big Mac!" "Now these 2 have been competing in almost everything since they met!" "Wow, that's some rivalry!" "You better believe it!" Then in the ring.... "Hey little brother!" " 'Sup Shining Armor!" "So...I heard Spike got betrothed to 2 girls and one of them is...your sister?" "Hey, I was betrothed to no-one!" Spike protested. "Eeyup, which means you're going to become my brother-in-law one day!" "Sweet, we gotta go out drinking some time, just don't bring Trenderhoof!" "Of course!" "Didn't I already tell you? I..." Then Applebloom & Sweetie Belle swiftly pecked Spike on both cheeks, then went away giggling! "...Am going to marry Applebloom & Sweetie Belle, but anyway...round 1, fight!" Great Armor tried to do a right hook, but then he missed, and Big Mac made the 1st 5 strikes! Then Shining Armor made a transparent clone of himself, trying to fool Big Mac! Then they switched sides rapidly, getting even more closer, this was the most focused Big Mac has ever gotten! Then the clone went 1st, and Big Mac let the lone hit, then Shining Armor tried to hit Big Mac, but Big Mac dodged! Then attacked again with the same 5 hit combo but... "What's going on? Why are you not going ack and eek, when I hit you?' "It's not just a name Big Mac! I have bulked up my defenses since our last physical competition!" "I see, but just so you know, I wont let yah hit me, making it fair!" Then Great Armor jabbed, but was blocked! Great Armor was going to strike but Big Mac jabbed him as soon as Great Armor's horn sparked! Then Great Armor put-up a force field in front of Big Mac! Big Mac then speed bagged until the force field shattered then he countered Great Armor's incoming punch, then Big Mac continued speed bagging, getting his 1st star and knocking Great Armor down! Meanwhile in the audience... "No!" Cried a raging Twilight who was flying out of her seat! "Twilight, calm down!" Said Applejack while lassoing Twilight's back hooves, then pulling her down. "Hey! Let go of me, this is treason!" Said Twilight trying to break free from Cheerilee Fancy Pants and A.J. "6...7..." "I'm not through yet!" "Phew, he's safe!" Then Twilight calmed down "Fight!" Spike declared. "Now it's time for more power!" Then Great Armor charged-up his fists! Great Armor then pointed his left fist at Big Mac, then fired a burst of energy from his fist, but of course, Big Mac managed to duck, but then 3 more bursts were fired! Big Mac had to focus even harder, Great Armor was making him sweat bullets! "You sure have gotten much better, my rival!" Great Armor then tried to do a double punch, but then Big Mac blocked with both of his fists! His left blocking the bottom, and right blocking the top! Big Mac then pushed him back, and sawked him square in the gut, getting a 2nd star! Twilight then got enraged and tried to help, but everyone tried holding her down! "Wow, Twilight is really angry, hey, audience, stopping her from helping Great Armor out looks kind of fun! Quick, get her, besides, helping a boxer is not allowed! Even royalty can't intervene!" Said Ember Then everyone began ganging-up on Twilight so she couldn't help Great Armor! "This is treasooooooon!" "Boy, Twilight is being annoying!" Then Great Armor turned to give Twilight a smile assuring that he'll be fine, then gave her a frown telling her to back off! Twilight understood and sat back down! "Well, looks like their family bond helped her calm down!" Said Black Kirin. Then Great Armor expanded his left fist with even more magic and manged to push Big Mac back a few feet! Then Big Mac jumped, avoiding another magical burst! Then he felt it was time, Big Mac pulled the Smash Ball out and crushed it, then transformed into Giga Mac! "Whaaaaaaaaat?!" Both announcers blurted out in shock! "Ember are you seeing this?" "Yes, it seems that Big Mac has transformed into Giga Mac! A form used by Legendary Champion Little Mac!" "Then I guess it wasn't just a coincidence!" *Flashback!* "Hey Ember?" " 'Sup Black Kirin?" "I feel that the new guy Big Mac, I feel that he's the spiritual successor to Little Mac!" "Impossible, they're completely different! Little Mac is a human, and Big Mac is a pony! The fact that they're both named Mac is nothing but a coincidence!" "Look at the facts, he just used the Star Uppercut and defeated Glass Sentry, the spiritual successor to Glass Joe!" "Yeah, I don't think so, but I am very curios to that idea!" *Flashback over!* "You see Ember? You now owe me a dinner for me and my lady friend at any restaurant!" " *Fingers snap!* Dang! Well, at least I can pay with money I got from my own commercials! Got a problem with someone but you really rather not settle it peacefully? Then call the Absolute Hitmare at 1-971-558! Call now and you'll pay only half price!" "Um...are you sure you wanna do that commercial?" "Yeah, no-one has a beef with me, so I can advertise any assassin I want!" "If you say so!" Now back to the fight! Great Armor was still tanking all of Big Mac's attacks, but then Big Mac punched Great Armor in the hips! "Gah!" "Ah-ha! I've found your weak spot!" Now it was Giga Mac's chance! Great Armor went for a fast jab, but Giga Mac countered and gained his 3rd star! Then Giga Mac punched him in the hips again! Seeing her brother in pain caused Twilight to teleport to him, but was stopped by Cadence! "What are you doing? He's hurting your husband!" "Twilight! It's a friendly rivalry! I understand that your rivals weren't friendly but this is! Now come with me!" Then she put a hoof around Twilight then they headed back to the seats! Giga Mac then winded-up and slammed Great Armor before Great Armor had a chance to hook him! Then Great Armor got ready! "Oooooooh, Great Armor's going to use his special!" "Yeah Black Kirin, he's going to use his Shining Punch! 1st he fires a sparkling light orb into the air, then the light orb bathes him making his body invincible until he punches with his a force of mach 10!" Giga Mac waited patiently, then the both of them threw a punch! Giga Mac throwing a star uppercut and Great Armor throwing a Mac 10 uppercut, knocking down the both of them, then Giga Mac reverted to Big Mac! "1...2...3..." Everyone waited patiently trying to see who'd get up 1st! "4...5...6...7...8...9..." Then Big Mac got up! "10...KO!" Spike declared. Then Twilight and Cadence went over to Shining Armor. "You beat down 2 important men in my life! I'm gonna file a lawsuit!" "Then take it up with the WVBA's lawyers, they'll win again!!" Said Spike. "Grrrr!" Then Cheerilee and Fancy Pants went over to Big Mac. "That was amazing honey!" complimented Cheerilee. "Splendid job Big Mac, now it's time to take on the champion!" Ch.6: Title Bout: Big Mac vs. Blue Flamenco!Big Mac was ready! "Ready for this Big Mac?" "Eeyup coach, that Prince Blueblood has had this coming for a real long time!" "Yes, put that hatred into all of your punches, it'll help show that proper dandy!" "Eeyup!" "Grr! This fag deserves this!" Announced Ember "Yep, outta all of them, the most hated of the WVBA is Prince Blueblood and just look at all of the angry faces!" 'Yeah, also how'd this fag even get in to the WVBA and beat so many to become champ of the Major circuit?" "It's an enigma Ember!" Meanwhile on the mat... "Hello favorite cousin! I heard you were going to marry commoners, ick! If you ask me, you should have married 2 princesses!" "Well news flash Blue Bitch, they're going to become princesses after Spike marries them!" " *GASP!* Y-you just c-c-called me a b..." "Whoa what is this Black Kirin?" "It seems Big mac has offended Blueblood." "Dear cousin Spike, wont you penalize him for insulting me?" " *Sigh!* Big Mac, do not insult the opponent I thought we talked about this when taking on Discord Kid!" "Don't worry, this fight will be decided with our fists!" "Alright fillies and gentlecolts, tonight we got the spiritual successor to Little Mac, give it up for...Big Mac, then in this corner give it up for who even gives a shh? Prince Blueblood, or in the ring...Blue Flamenco!" Then Spike stepped back! "Round 1, fight!" Blue Flamenco then tried to throw a jab! "Trixie Mi Amore!" Then Big Mac countered him just before Blue Flamenco could uppercut! Blue Flamenco clapped then threw a jab! Big Mac blocked and countered, getting a 2nd Star! "Ole!" Then Blue Flamenco threw a hook, but Big Mac ducked it, then countered for a 3rd star! "Uno, Dos, Tres!" Then Blue Flamenco threw 3 hooks, Big Mac dodged then let when Blue Flamenco was exhausted, he let him have it with a Star Uppercut, knocking Blue Flamenco down! "1...2...3..." Then Blue Flamenco got back-up! "I will not back down to a common dog!" "Hey, no trash talk! Fight!" "Toro!" Then Blue Flamenco hooked but was countered so Big Mac could get a star, but it also knocked Blue Flamenco's toupee off revealing his receding hairline to the audience who all began laughing right after! Well, everyone except his girlfriend Trixie! "Hahahahaha, oh did you see that?" "Yeah Ember, I knew that hair looked fake!" "Guess the stress from Rarity's rejection really got to the poor manlady prince! "Grrrrrrr! Look at what have you've done! My girlfriend Trixie is in the audience, now that she knows the truth she'll never marry me, I was going to propose after the fight, regardless of the outcome!" Then Blue Flamenco began becoming really red, and steam was coming out of the top of his head! "You're going to pay for this!" Then when Blue Flamenco tried using an uppercut, Big Mac countered gaining a 2nd star, then began hitting him while Blue Flamenco tried to recover from the previous hit after previous hit, that's when Blue Flamenco blocked! Big Mac threw a punch but then Blue Flamenco dodged! "Ole!" Blue Flamenco tried to throw the hook again, but Big Mac once again countered for a 3rd star, then Big Mac went in for hitting him while he tried recovering again, then knocked Blue Flamenco down again! "1...2...3...4...5...6..." " *Groaan!* " *Thud!* "7...8..." "No, I refuse! If I win then maybe she'll forget about my hairline!" "Fight!" Spike declared! "I congratulate how you've made it this far! Unfortunately your legend ends here!" Then Blue Flamenco got ready! "Whoa! It's time for Blue Flamenco's special!" "Yep Ember, he's going to use the Rose Tornado! 1st Blue Flamenco sniffs a rose, then throws it at the opponent as a distraction, after that he comes at the opponent with a 25 hit combo from all directions by teleporting around with his horn, but it doesn't stop from there, after that step he then throws rose petals into the air and gets an instant ring out after capturing and then launching the opponent with the tornado he creates from the Double Lariat if he fails to defeat you with the 25 hit combo!" "That seems really complicated!" Big Mac caught the rose! Then as he sensed Blue Flamenco's presence like a true badass, stuffed it in his mouth, then alternated between dodging and countering his attacks, then after Blue Flamenco's barrage was over, it was time for the difficult part! Big Mac tried to stand strong but the tornado had enough force to lift him! He countered by crushing a Smash Ball, anchoring him down as Giga Mac, then Giga Mac used the 3 star uppercut as he jumped into the tornado and flew to the eye of the storm where Blue Flamenco was, dodging the popcorn, soda, candy, and occasional Big Mac action figures that flew by, then...he struck Blue Flamenco! The Force of the tornado, the power of the 3 Star Uppercut, and the strength of Giga Mac blasted him right out of the building, he flew so high, he almost touched the Mesosphere but just missed it by a mere 2 inches! Then he fell back down, then fell back into the building, and crash landed on Trixie! "Tr...Trixie Mi Amore...I'm so sorry you have to see me humiliated!" "Do-don't worry about it honey! I get humiliated o-on a daily bases by Twilight, and yes I'll marry you! I don't care if you have a receding hairline, you're still my prince charming!" "Th-thank you Mi Amore!" Then they both fainted! "KO!" Spike declared! "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!" Both announcers said. "Huh? Oh! Hey Black Kirin we just got a commercial from Princess Celestia!" "Let me start! If you're that teeny tiny minority who like Prince Blueblood and Trixie, then you're automatically invited to the royal wedding!" "Yes, it'll be like the gala but fun!" "Wait...aww come on! Fine, I'll tell him!" "What's wrong Ember?" "We have to go, it's mandatory that we do or else!" "Sometimes sunbutt can be such a tyrant!" "No it's not that, it's either we go to the wedding or go to jail for what I attempted!" "What did you try doing? and why am I involved?" "Well, I tried to assassinate her during Big Mac's rumble with Discord Kid and well her royal guard thought it was either you or me who tried to kill her! Anyway's I'm going to the wedding, I wanna see Big Mac take on the champ!" "Me too, fine let's go to the lame wedding!" Then back on the ring, everyone was picking up Big Mac and throwing him into the air while chanting his name! Then Cheerilee was thrown into the air so she can jump kiss her husband! "Outstanding work Big Mac, now we can move on to the World Circuit! Are you up for the final challenge?" "Eeyup!" Next time: Punch Out! Big Mac's Big Challenge! The Final Episode: Top of the World!
Ch.1: Disapproval, a Fight Between Siblings, Big Mac vs. Applejack!"What do you mean you wont allow me to fight in the Major Circuit?" "I mean, that you are banned from boxing!" "That's not fair Applejack, just because you're the next head of the main Apple Family Branch does not in any way possible give you the authority to prevent me from doing my own thing!" "I believe it does!" "Big Sis, you're being unfair!" Applebloom interjected. "This doesn't concern you youngun, go to your room!" "Applejack, I am doing this so I can finally end the insults!" "I don't care if you become the world's strongest! You are not boxing!" "Applejack, please, Big Mac is an adult, he can do what he wants." Cheerilee joined in. "Well what if your husband gets hurt? What if he dies, what will you do then huh?" "Applejack, you know very well that Big Mac has the strength to power through anything right?" Granny Smith Asked. "Now you're taking his side? Doesn't anyone in this house care about Big Mac's health except me?" "Applejack, let me box. Trust me, just this once!" Applejack looked all around, everyone was against her. "Grrr...fine, do what you want, but only..." "What?" "If you defeat me in 1 round!" No doubt, Applejack & Big Macintosh were the strongest on the farm, but it was never established who was #1. So the family all gathered into the farm. Applebloom, Winona, Granny Smith, Applejack's husband Trenderhoof (Sorry), Granny Smith, Big Mac's wife Cheerilee, and of course the 2 who are about to fight! "I've been waiting this whole time to physically knock some sense into you, now I can, I can beat all the sense I've always wanted to beat into you, but never had the moxie to do it! This will be for when you and Flutterguy tried to lip sync, this will be for when you made the decision that Applebloom could play with that delinquent looking filly, this will be for when you decided that..." "Applejack, I may not be that bright, but I know what I am doing!" "Why don't you show me?" "Round 1, fight!" Trenderhoof declared. "Also, why am I the round whore?" "Because you're so Feminine that Applejack's sexuality doesn't care that you're a guy." Everyone replied. Then Applejack jabbed, but Big Mac blocked, and hooked her, but Big Mac blocked. Applejack pulled out her rope, and lassoed Big Mac's left fist, then it was a tug of war...until suddenly Big Mac managed to over power A.J. then sent Applejack flying towards him then slammed her with a straight down! "You see now? I can take care of myself in the ring!" "I see nothing!" Then A.J. quickly got-up and started throwing fast punches "Applejack, you're just being stubborn, I swear you get that from your mother!" Granny Smith called out. "Stay outta this Granny!" Applejack replied with anger. "Sheesh, you know how how your wife's acting like a drama queen?" "Uh-huh?" "She didn't get that from her ma, she got that from her pa!" " *Giggle!* " Then A.J. glared at Trenderhoof, who quickly shut-up. None of her punches would connect with Big Mac, then A.J. threw an apple, which burst to juice and bits after Big Mac punched it back to the wall! "Allow me to fight in the WVBA!" "Never! I care about you too much to get hurt by those professionals!" A.J. then went to kicking fast! "Whoa, how is she moving those footsies so swiftly?" Trenderhoof asked. "Oh yeah, you're new, Applejack takes kickboxing classes, that's how she keeps on bucking as many apples as Big Mac, and also...really? Who says footsies anymore?" Answered Applebloom "I do!" Granny Smith replied. Applejack tried to kick Big Mac in the left ear, but Big Mac blocked! Big Mac hooked Applejack in the face, receiving a star! "Consarnet, I admit that you've hurt me a little, but that's all you get!" Then Applejack covered Big Mac's face with her hat, and A.J. backed-up and tried to kick him, but Big Mac ducked! Big Mac then punched Applejack straight into the stomach, he swiftly took the hat off, and threw it to the audience, Applebloom caught it with her head, replacing her bow. Then a light shined down on Applebloom, as if...foreshadowing something. Applejack tried to recover, but was left jabbed to the right, then left! Applejack was getting even more angry! "You are noooooot goooooonnnaaaaaaa wiiiiiiin!" Applejack said with a demonic voice! "(Oh-no!)" Big Mac and Granny thought with great worry! And their fears were right, Applejack's eyes then glowed red, her hair turned spikey and red, then she raised her fist in the air allowing dark energy to gather! Big Mac had to stop her! "Kongo Kokuretsu Za..." Applejack was cutoff as Big Mac gave her a star uppercut, sending out of the ring, and Knocking her out! Applejack's hair tie burst to pieces letting her hair move freely as she landed on the ground! Everyone huddled around her. "Gnh, what happened?" Applejack asked as she got up. "Akuma took over again!" Said Big Mac "Luckily Big Mac stopped him before he could blow this whole barn to smithereens!" "Did he now?" Then she turned her head to Big Mac. "I'm sorry, go ahead and keep-on fighting, seeing that you managed to stop Akuma means that you have now gained my trust to compete with professionals!" Then everyone went yay and group hugged!
Ch.2: Big Mac vs. Piston Hondo Flanks!Big Mac went down the hallway feeling proud. "You can do it brother!" "My, Big Mac, I had no idea you were the older brother of one of Rarity's friends." "You know Rarity?" "Yes, she is an absolute gem, but truth be told, when she told me about Spike, I think in my honest opinion that he should stop pursuing Rarity! He should be with your little sister Applebloom." "You and the whole town partner!" "Hahahaha! *sigh!* Come Applejack, Cheerilee is waiting for us in the audience! Good luck!" "You can do this Big Mac!" "YEEEEAAAAAH!!!" "Excuse me sir, but how'd you get into the booth?" Asked Black Kirin. Then Bulk Biceps ran away! "That was weird!" Commented Ember! "Well anyway, welcome audience to the Major Circuit of the WVBA!" "Tonight we got the relatives to heroes!" "Whoa Ember, that sounds awesome!" "Yep, in this corner, we got the father of the bearer of the Element of Generosity, father of the one who designed the Mare Do Well costume, father of Radinace! Ladies and gents give it up for Hondo Flanks, or as he's known in the ring, Piston Hondo Flanks!" Then everyone cheered. "Finally, someone other than you that the crowd likes!" Said Spike. "And in this corner, the older brother to the bearer of the Element of Honesty, Older brother to the Super Strong persona of Mare Do Well, older brother to Mistress Marevelous, give a round of applauds to the Minor Circuit Champion: BIG MAC! "I honestly want you as a son-in-law, so please ask out Sweetie Belle, I don't want that video gamer Button Mash dating Sweetie Belle, I think he's a loser, and he'll still be a loser if they were to get married!" Hondo told him. "Sorry Hondo, but Spike will be marrying Applebloom! If Snails dates Applebloom and eventually they get married, we'll just simply not welcome him into the family!" "Wh-what?" Spike said in confusion "You better take that back kid!" "Nnope!" Then they started butting heads! "Ember, check it out." "Yeah Black Kirin Round 1 hasn't even begun and already we see sparks! What do you think they said to each other?" "Well, whatever it was, it must have been something very offensive!" "Hey hey hey, wait for the 2 dings, and also, let AB and Sweetie Belle date who they want, I bet you wont regret it if Button Mash & Snails become your son-in-laws!" "Spike, I'm pretty sure we'd regret letting those 2 become our in-laws!" "Worth a shot!" Then the bell rang! "Round 1, fight!" Spike declared with an un-amused face. The round started, Big Mac jabbed Piston Hondo Flanks as soon as he twitched his eyebrows, receiving a star! "Good job, no-one ever thinks to hit me as soon as I begin with my eye twi..." Then Big Mac jabbed him for a 2nd star before he could finish his sentence, then put in 2 good hooks when he tried recovering from the assault! Then Hondo Flanks tiptoed to his left, then his right, then back to the middle, then he started throwing a barrage of jabs which Big Mac blocked, then he dodged the strong hook at the end of the barrage! Hondo then crouched to his left and right trying to confuse Big Mac, then Big Mac dodged his left hook, and started punching Hondo! "Gah! Listen here, you are not going to have Spike! He's going to be my son-in-law!" "No, he's going to be my brother-in-law!" "I'm right here you guys, I'm getting really offended!" "Stay outta this, you're the only good match for my baby, and you will make sure Button Mash doesn't marry my Sweetie Belle!" "No, Spike will marry Applebloom, so that dang idiot Snails, doesn't move into the farm!" Big Mac snapped! "Sweetie Belle!" Then Hondo swung "Applebloom!" Then Big Mac swung "SWEETIE BELLE!!!" Then Hondo swung harder "APPLEBLOOM!!!" Then Big Mac swung harder "Whoa Ember, it seems that they are fighting over the referee's hand in marrying Applebloom or Sweetie Belle, which reminds me: Do you want to get your Cutiemark now? Then Join the Cutiemark Crusaders! They'll try literally everything to help you realize what you're skilled at!" "Wait, they're paying you to do commercials?" "Yep Ember, I'm getting paid extra!" "Oh, those guys are going to get chewed out by this flaming fox! For now, let's just get back to the fight!" "Listen here you guys, stop this arguement and get back to fight or I'll have the both of you disqualified!" They both apologized, and went back to hitting each other! Piston Hondo Flanks then tiptoed to his right, then left, then middle, and then Big Mac countered his incoming barrage, knocking him down! "1...2...3...4...5..." "I am not gonna lose to this kid, who can't admit that you belong to Sweetie Belle!" Then Spike face palmed. "Just fight!" Then after Big Mac dodged his right uppercut, he threw a delayed jab, getting a 3rd star! Then Hondo twitched his eyebrows, but was hit in the face by Big Mac. "What does it mean when you twitch those eyebrows?" "I'm preparing for my jab!" "Why don't you just do the jab?" "It's my thing, let's just leave it at that!" Then Big Mac and Hondo collided fist after fist! These 2 would not let up! That's when Hondo was knocked down again! "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8..." "NO!" "Come-on, come-on, fight!" Spike declared! Then Hondo got ready! "Ember, he's getting ready for his Special!" "Yep, he's going to use Catch of the Day! Where a tsunami of water surrounds the ring, and with in that tsunami, fish, that will relentlessly jump at you! Then after the assault ends, Hondo will try to humiliate the opponent by pulling his shorts off with a fishing pole, then throw a hard double punch to finish it off!" "Oh yeah, and speaking of which: Come see the new show coming this fall to Animal Planet, Amazing Catches where Hondo Flanks goes around the world and attempts to catch legendary aquatic creatures of the deep!" Black Kirin advertised Big Mac punched away all of the fish, then he grabbed the fishing line before it could get caught in his shorts, then twirled the line around so Hondo could get tangled in it! Then Big Mac charged towards the tied up stallion, then stopped to give him a 3 star uppercut! Hondo was then untangled from the line, as he twirled toward the edge of the mat! "It's over! TKO!" Spike announced! "Yee-haw! Spike is mine!" "No, he's mine!" Replied Hondo Flanks "Um hey!" Black Kirin called out! "What?! Can't you see we're arguing?" they both exclaimed. "Bigamy is legal in Equestria!" Ember and Black Kirin replied. Then they turned their heads to Spike! "Oh Spike, would you be willing to date Applebloom & Sweetie Belle, then eventually marry them?" They asked, while inching closer and closer with creepy faces. Spike then walked backwards in fear, but then as he tried to run, he bumped into Applebloom & Sweetie Belle. "Girls, please tell them that you can date & marry whoever you want!" "But wanna date, then marry you!" They said in unison. "Ah, betrayed by my own words!" Then all 4 hugged Spike. "We'll be one big happy family one day!" said Hondo "Eeyup, and I can't wait to see the 1st episode of your new show." Author's Note Yeah, the fandom called him Magnum, but his official name is Hondo Flanks! Yep, this was a shipping wars chapter!
Ch.3: Big Mac vs. Harry Hugger!Big Mac walked down the hall feeling a bit awkward. "What's wrong, you feel a bit out of it." "Will this count as animal cruelty?" "This is boxing organization applies to all species, besides, didn't you just defeat a minotuar and draconques in the minor circuit?" "You have a good point." Then they entered the ring. "Black Kirin we got some major beasts in the ring tonight!" "Yep!" "Oh, hello Big Mac, hi Spike!" "Hey there Fluttershy, what are you doing here?" Asked Big Mac. "I'm Harry's translator, since Bears aren't sentient!" "Oh, right!" "Now remember Harry, no bad language!" "Grooooaaaaar!" "Don't you take that tone of voice with me mister, unless you want the stare!" "Roar, rooooaaar roooaaar!" "Then Pinkie promise that you will say no profanity when I translate!" Then he nodded his head! "In this corner, he'll maul you, he'll steal your honey, he'll eat your aquarium's fish! It's Harry Huger!" Then everyone booed! "Fluttershy, you still haven't gotten my son a new goldfish!" "Dang it Fluttershy, that bear left a permanent butt groove on my favorite tree! Now whenever I lean on it, all I smell is fart!" "Better watch yourself Harry, because it's almost open season!" "Eek!" "And in this corner, The Ponyville High Jigolo..." Then Ember was cut-off. "W-w-what? Jigolo?" "Yes, as you can see here in this copy of the Ponyville High yearbook of XXXX, generously given to me by Berry Punch, it shows that Big Mac was the school man whore in his high school years!" "What the...well, no wonder there's a teen rating!" Big Mac then blushed. "Well, in any case, give it up for Big Mac!" Then the audience, mostly girls cheered! "Oh, I remember when you ravaged me in the locker when you were the Horse Hung Duck!" Said Helia. "Thank you for giving my girl experience, she really knows how to please me in bed!" Said Comet Star. "You got your cream all over my teeth!" Said Colgate! "Mommy, what's a jigolo and a man whore?" "When you're older." It was a great uproar. "Wow, I'm embarrassed now to call you my friend." Said Spike. "J-just start the round, I don't wanna lollygag any longer!" "Very well, round 1, fight!" Spike declared. Harry went to his left for a left hook! Big Mac then countered! Harry went to his right then did a left hook which was countered! So Big Mac could get a star! "Roar groarrrr roar!" "He said, damn you!" "Fluttershy, language! There are children here! Another outburst like that and Harry is disqualified!" Spike warned. "But it wan't me, it was Harry!" Then Spike and Fluttershy had a stare off, like Dan and Chris in that one scene of Dan vs. New Mexico! Then they stopped and Spike was the one who won! "You're in for it now!" Then Harry tried to Bear hug, but was countered with a star uppercut knocking him down. "1...2...3...4..." Then Harry got up! "Roar!" "Urk!" "Come-on, come-on, fight!" Spike declared. "Harry is not ready for hibernation just yet!" "Black Kirin, that was such a bad joke!" Then Ember face palmed. Then Harry Hugger began dancing and as soon as Harry's belly was right in front, Big Mac jabbed him, getting a star! "Roarrr rrrrroarrr grrr!" "Ow, my dinner!!" Fluttershy translated Then Harry tried to do a left hook but was countered again so Big Mac could get another star. "Dang, even though Harry has the fastest hook, Big Mac just out sped him!" commented Ember. Then Harry did a 2nd taunt where he stuck his tongue out and began flapping at Big Mac. Big Mac then jabbed him, getting a 3rd star, knocking him down! "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..." "ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR!!!" "It was just a roar this time" Fluttershy said. Then Harry prepared himself! " *Gasp!* He's gonna use his special!" Announced Ember! "Yeah Ember, he's gonna use the sticky smash! 1st, bees cover the opponent in honey, causing the target to get sticky, then Harry sticks both of his fists to the stuck target, then begins treating the opponents head like a paddle ball!" Big Mac saw the swarm coming, he looked very closely for the queen, then when he spotted her, Big Mac punched! Sending the now dazed queen at Harry, then the honey got all over Harry! Then Big Mac stuck one of his fists to Harry, then backed-up until he was at the other edge of the mat! Then Big Mac jerked his honey fist causing Harry to fly towards him, then he star uppercutted Harry, sending out of the ring! *Thud!* "Oh-my! Harry, are you okay?" "Raoar!" "Ring out!" Spike declared! "Big Mac, well done!" Said Cheerilee and Fancy Pants. "Honey, you were so so brave taking on that bear!" "Splendid Big Macintosh my boy, ready for the next challenge?" "Eeyup!" "Ju ju ju, that's what I like to hear." Later that night inside Big Mac's dream... "Hey there Big Mac!" "Who are you?" "I'm Little Mac, and I want to bestow upon you a great power!" "Great power?" "A Final Smash, my Final Smash, so you can become...Giga Mac!"
Ch.4: Passing the Torch! Big Mac vs. Little Mac!"Wait, I can do better with this...Final Smash as you call it?" "Yep, now come-on, let's I want you to prove to me that you deserve this Final Smash!" "Okay, bring it on, but before we fight..." Then Big Mac dreamed-up Cheerilee, Fancy Pants, his sisters and Spike. "Hmph, you mind if my friends appears too?" "Why not?" Then Little Mac had Doc Wilson, along with every other boxer in Punch Out Wii appeared! "Take a good look at the 1st 4 from the left, do they remind you of anyone?" Big Mac took a good look at Glass Joe, Von Kaiser, Disco Kid, and king Hippo. "They remind me of the minor circuit guys!" "Yep, and look closely at the 2nd 4, do the 1st 2 look like anyone you know?" Then Big Mac took a good look at Piston Hondo & Bear Hugger. "Hondo Flanks and Harry!" "Yep, all of these boxers plus Doc Louise are spiritual successors to the boxers in the WVBA plus your coach!" "Wow!" "Alright, round 1...Fight!" Dream Spike declared. Little Mac went to his left, and then punched! Actually hitting Big Mac! Then Big Mac sent it back with another punch! Then they blocked each other's jabs and hooks, star uppercuts, and many more attacks! In just minutes, these 2 were now just breathing heavily! " *Pant!* You're good! *Pant!* " " *Gasp!* Yeah, you too! *Pant!* Wait, what am I doing? This is just a dream!" "Nice, you're thinking! Now that you understand a strategy, let's see if you can beat your eventual final Smash?" Then Little Mac pulled out a smash ball and crushed it with his 2 fists! "Giga Mac!" then Little Mac grew to humongous size! Becoming Wider and Taller, and really threatening! "Whoa!" Then Big Mac was knocked down! "1...2..." "Nnnngh!" Big Mac then got up! "Come-on, come-on, fight!" Giga Mac was going to attack, but that's when... *Ding!* *Ding!* *Ding!* Then that's the end of round 1! "Listen Mac, melt this horse down like delicious chocolate sauce! Ha, ha, ha!" Said Doc Louis. "Big Mac my boy, you cannot lose this fight! You must in order to become the new bearer of Giga form so you can be the full fledged successor to Little Mac! It's time for you to become the next Mac of the WVBA!" Said Fancy Pants. Then Before the next round began, Fancy Pants made a few puffs with his pipe, and Doc Louis took a bite outta his Chocolate Bar! "Round 2, fight!' Spike declared. Then Little Mac crushed another Smash Ball becoming Giga Mac once more! Then Giga Mac began winding up his right arm for a wind-up punch! That's when Big Mac dodged, then Giga Mac went for a left straight down, but Big Mac dodges that too! Giga Mac is just giving Big Mac the punishment while Giga Mac was getting tired out by Big Mac! "You can do it honey!" Cheerilee cried. "Fight Big Brother!" Cried Applejack and Applebloom. "Not to be biased, but I'm cheering for you, but that's mainly because this is a dream." said Spike. "You can win, I know you can win." cried Fancy Pants. He kept on bobbing and weaving Dodging and ducking, until the Giga form wore off! Then as Giga Mac began turning back to Little Mac, it gave Big Mac the opportunity to punch him un-relentlessly! Then once Little Mac was back to normal, he blocked! Big Mac then gained a star from the earlier assault! Then Little Mac responded back, making Big Mac lose that star! The fight raged on till suddenly Little Mac was knocked down! "1..2..." "You wont win like that!" "Come-on, come-on, fight!" The fight raged on until... *Ding!* *Ding!* *Ding!* "Alright Mac baby, once round 3 starts, send this horse to the glue factory!" "You can do it Big Mac, I know you can! Put this spirit to rest!" "Round 3...fight!" Spike declared. Little Mac reentered the ring with a smile. "(What's with that face? Does he intend to...)" Then his thoughts were stopped when Little Mac crushed another Smash Ball! Big Mac dodged, left, right, ducked, jumped, blocked, then countered with a 5-hit combo! Then Big Mac got to hit Giga Mac in the stomach, gaining a star! Then Big Mac gained a 2nd star after hitting Giga Mac during his taunt! Then Big Mac used the Star Uppercut, Giga Mac then fell down! "1...2...3...4...5..." "Grooooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhh!!!" "Jeez, you're scaring me! Fight!" Then Giga Mac knocked Big Mac down! "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..." " I will not back down to anyone, even figments of my imagination!" "Fight!" Big Mac then made a great comeback, to get back the 2 stars he lost! Then Giga Mac went back to normal letting Big Mac beat on him getting his 3rd star, then when Little Mac was back to normal, he tried to crush another Smash Ball, but that's when Big Mac got to it 1st with one good punch! "Now it's my turn tiny!" Then Big Mac turned into Giga Mac and used a star uppercut to finally KO Little Mac! "Technical Knockout!" Spike declared! "Congrats Big Mac, my Final Smash is yours, now please don't question where you're pulling the ball out of, and also, have a chocolate bar, I'll be expecting great things from you as I observe from above, good look taking on Great Tiger's spiritual successor!" "Thank you Little Mac, from one Mac to another, you deserve me to continue your legacy as the next Mac of the WVBA!" Then Big Mac woke-up, and on his nightstand was a Smash Ball!
Ch.5: Big Mac vs. Great Armor!Big Mac felt great. "You seem to be in a chipper mood today." Said Fancy Pants. "I just gained even more power to become champion!" "Sounds interesting, cannot wait to see you use it." Then Big Mac saw a transparent Doc Louis next to Fancy Pants. Then they entered the ring! "Hey yo, bro!" Black Kirin said with sunglasses on. "What's wrong Black Kirin?" "Nothing, it's just that tonight we have a battle of the brothers!" "Yep, in this corner: the brother of Princess Twilight Sparkle, husband of Princess Cadence, and Prince of the Crystal Empire...Prince Shining Armor, or in the ring...Great Armor!" Announced Ember. "And in this corner: The brother of Applejack, the rising star uppercutter, Mr.Eeyup Nnope himself! Big Mac!" "Now these 2 have been competing in almost everything since they met!" "Wow, that's some rivalry!" "You better believe it!" Then in the ring.... "Hey little brother!" " 'Sup Shining Armor!" "So...I heard Spike got betrothed to 2 girls and one of them is...your sister?" "Hey, I was betrothed to no-one!" Spike protested. "Eeyup, which means you're going to become my brother-in-law one day!" "Sweet, we gotta go out drinking some time, just don't bring Trenderhoof!" "Of course!" "Didn't I already tell you? I..." Then Applebloom & Sweetie Belle swiftly pecked Spike on both cheeks, then went away giggling! "...Am going to marry Applebloom & Sweetie Belle, but anyway...round 1, fight!" Great Armor tried to do a right hook, but then he missed, and Big Mac made the 1st 5 strikes! Then Shining Armor made a transparent clone of himself, trying to fool Big Mac! Then they switched sides rapidly, getting even more closer, this was the most focused Big Mac has ever gotten! Then the clone went 1st, and Big Mac let the lone hit, then Shining Armor tried to hit Big Mac, but Big Mac dodged! Then attacked again with the same 5 hit combo but... "What's going on? Why are you not going ack and eek, when I hit you?' "It's not just a name Big Mac! I have bulked up my defenses since our last physical competition!" "I see, but just so you know, I wont let yah hit me, making it fair!" Then Great Armor jabbed, but was blocked! Great Armor was going to strike but Big Mac jabbed him as soon as Great Armor's horn sparked! Then Great Armor put-up a force field in front of Big Mac! Big Mac then speed bagged until the force field shattered then he countered Great Armor's incoming punch, then Big Mac continued speed bagging, getting his 1st star and knocking Great Armor down! Meanwhile in the audience... "No!" Cried a raging Twilight who was flying out of her seat! "Twilight, calm down!" Said Applejack while lassoing Twilight's back hooves, then pulling her down. "Hey! Let go of me, this is treason!" Said Twilight trying to break free from Cheerilee Fancy Pants and A.J. "6...7..." "I'm not through yet!" "Phew, he's safe!" Then Twilight calmed down "Fight!" Spike declared. "Now it's time for more power!" Then Great Armor charged-up his fists! Great Armor then pointed his left fist at Big Mac, then fired a burst of energy from his fist, but of course, Big Mac managed to duck, but then 3 more bursts were fired! Big Mac had to focus even harder, Great Armor was making him sweat bullets! "You sure have gotten much better, my rival!" Great Armor then tried to do a double punch, but then Big Mac blocked with both of his fists! His left blocking the bottom, and right blocking the top! Big Mac then pushed him back, and sawked him square in the gut, getting a 2nd star! Twilight then got enraged and tried to help, but everyone tried holding her down! "Wow, Twilight is really angry, hey, audience, stopping her from helping Great Armor out looks kind of fun! Quick, get her, besides, helping a boxer is not allowed! Even royalty can't intervene!" Said Ember Then everyone began ganging-up on Twilight so she couldn't help Great Armor! "This is treasooooooon!" "Boy, Twilight is being annoying!" Then Great Armor turned to give Twilight a smile assuring that he'll be fine, then gave her a frown telling her to back off! Twilight understood and sat back down! "Well, looks like their family bond helped her calm down!" Said Black Kirin. Then Great Armor expanded his left fist with even more magic and manged to push Big Mac back a few feet! Then Big Mac jumped, avoiding another magical burst! Then he felt it was time, Big Mac pulled the Smash Ball out and crushed it, then transformed into Giga Mac! "Whaaaaaaaaat?!" Both announcers blurted out in shock! "Ember are you seeing this?" "Yes, it seems that Big Mac has transformed into Giga Mac! A form used by Legendary Champion Little Mac!" "Then I guess it wasn't just a coincidence!" *Flashback!* "Hey Ember?" " 'Sup Black Kirin?" "I feel that the new guy Big Mac, I feel that he's the spiritual successor to Little Mac!" "Impossible, they're completely different! Little Mac is a human, and Big Mac is a pony! The fact that they're both named Mac is nothing but a coincidence!" "Look at the facts, he just used the Star Uppercut and defeated Glass Sentry, the spiritual successor to Glass Joe!" "Yeah, I don't think so, but I am very curios to that idea!" *Flashback over!* "You see Ember? You now owe me a dinner for me and my lady friend at any restaurant!" " *Fingers snap!* Dang! Well, at least I can pay with money I got from my own commercials! Got a problem with someone but you really rather not settle it peacefully? Then call the Absolute Hitmare at 1-971-558! Call now and you'll pay only half price!" "Um...are you sure you wanna do that commercial?" "Yeah, no-one has a beef with me, so I can advertise any assassin I want!" "If you say so!" Now back to the fight! Great Armor was still tanking all of Big Mac's attacks, but then Big Mac punched Great Armor in the hips! "Gah!" "Ah-ha! I've found your weak spot!" Now it was Giga Mac's chance! Great Armor went for a fast jab, but Giga Mac countered and gained his 3rd star! Then Giga Mac punched him in the hips again! Seeing her brother in pain caused Twilight to teleport to him, but was stopped by Cadence! "What are you doing? He's hurting your husband!" "Twilight! It's a friendly rivalry! I understand that your rivals weren't friendly but this is! Now come with me!" Then she put a hoof around Twilight then they headed back to the seats! Giga Mac then winded-up and slammed Great Armor before Great Armor had a chance to hook him! Then Great Armor got ready! "Oooooooh, Great Armor's going to use his special!" "Yeah Black Kirin, he's going to use his Shining Punch! 1st he fires a sparkling light orb into the air, then the light orb bathes him making his body invincible until he punches with his a force of mach 10!" Giga Mac waited patiently, then the both of them threw a punch! Giga Mac throwing a star uppercut and Great Armor throwing a Mac 10 uppercut, knocking down the both of them, then Giga Mac reverted to Big Mac! "1...2...3..." Everyone waited patiently trying to see who'd get up 1st! "4...5...6...7...8...9..." Then Big Mac got up! "10...KO!" Spike declared. Then Twilight and Cadence went over to Shining Armor. "You beat down 2 important men in my life! I'm gonna file a lawsuit!" "Then take it up with the WVBA's lawyers, they'll win again!!" Said Spike. "Grrrr!" Then Cheerilee and Fancy Pants went over to Big Mac. "That was amazing honey!" complimented Cheerilee. "Splendid job Big Mac, now it's time to take on the champion!"
Ch.6: Title Bout: Big Mac vs. Blue Flamenco!Big Mac was ready! "Ready for this Big Mac?" "Eeyup coach, that Prince Blueblood has had this coming for a real long time!" "Yes, put that hatred into all of your punches, it'll help show that proper dandy!" "Eeyup!" "Grr! This fag deserves this!" Announced Ember "Yep, outta all of them, the most hated of the WVBA is Prince Blueblood and just look at all of the angry faces!" 'Yeah, also how'd this fag even get in to the WVBA and beat so many to become champ of the Major circuit?" "It's an enigma Ember!" Meanwhile on the mat... "Hello favorite cousin! I heard you were going to marry commoners, ick! If you ask me, you should have married 2 princesses!" "Well news flash Blue Bitch, they're going to become princesses after Spike marries them!" " *GASP!* Y-you just c-c-called me a b..." "Whoa what is this Black Kirin?" "It seems Big mac has offended Blueblood." "Dear cousin Spike, wont you penalize him for insulting me?" " *Sigh!* Big Mac, do not insult the opponent I thought we talked about this when taking on Discord Kid!" "Don't worry, this fight will be decided with our fists!" "Alright fillies and gentlecolts, tonight we got the spiritual successor to Little Mac, give it up for...Big Mac, then in this corner give it up for who even gives a shh? Prince Blueblood, or in the ring...Blue Flamenco!" Then Spike stepped back! "Round 1, fight!" Blue Flamenco then tried to throw a jab! "Trixie Mi Amore!" Then Big Mac countered him just before Blue Flamenco could uppercut! Blue Flamenco clapped then threw a jab! Big Mac blocked and countered, getting a 2nd Star! "Ole!" Then Blue Flamenco threw a hook, but Big Mac ducked it, then countered for a 3rd star! "Uno, Dos, Tres!" Then Blue Flamenco threw 3 hooks, Big Mac dodged then let when Blue Flamenco was exhausted, he let him have it with a Star Uppercut, knocking Blue Flamenco down! "1...2...3..." Then Blue Flamenco got back-up! "I will not back down to a common dog!" "Hey, no trash talk! Fight!" "Toro!" Then Blue Flamenco hooked but was countered so Big Mac could get a star, but it also knocked Blue Flamenco's toupee off revealing his receding hairline to the audience who all began laughing right after! Well, everyone except his girlfriend Trixie! "Hahahahaha, oh did you see that?" "Yeah Ember, I knew that hair looked fake!" "Guess the stress from Rarity's rejection really got to the poor manlady prince! "Grrrrrrr! Look at what have you've done! My girlfriend Trixie is in the audience, now that she knows the truth she'll never marry me, I was going to propose after the fight, regardless of the outcome!" Then Blue Flamenco began becoming really red, and steam was coming out of the top of his head! "You're going to pay for this!" Then when Blue Flamenco tried using an uppercut, Big Mac countered gaining a 2nd star, then began hitting him while Blue Flamenco tried to recover from the previous hit after previous hit, that's when Blue Flamenco blocked! Big Mac threw a punch but then Blue Flamenco dodged! "Ole!" Blue Flamenco tried to throw the hook again, but Big Mac once again countered for a 3rd star, then Big Mac went in for hitting him while he tried recovering again, then knocked Blue Flamenco down again! "1...2...3...4...5...6..." " *Groaan!* " *Thud!* "7...8..." "No, I refuse! If I win then maybe she'll forget about my hairline!" "Fight!" Spike declared! "I congratulate how you've made it this far! Unfortunately your legend ends here!" Then Blue Flamenco got ready! "Whoa! It's time for Blue Flamenco's special!" "Yep Ember, he's going to use the Rose Tornado! 1st Blue Flamenco sniffs a rose, then throws it at the opponent as a distraction, after that he comes at the opponent with a 25 hit combo from all directions by teleporting around with his horn, but it doesn't stop from there, after that step he then throws rose petals into the air and gets an instant ring out after capturing and then launching the opponent with the tornado he creates from the Double Lariat if he fails to defeat you with the 25 hit combo!" "That seems really complicated!" Big Mac caught the rose! Then as he sensed Blue Flamenco's presence like a true badass, stuffed it in his mouth, then alternated between dodging and countering his attacks, then after Blue Flamenco's barrage was over, it was time for the difficult part! Big Mac tried to stand strong but the tornado had enough force to lift him! He countered by crushing a Smash Ball, anchoring him down as Giga Mac, then Giga Mac used the 3 star uppercut as he jumped into the tornado and flew to the eye of the storm where Blue Flamenco was, dodging the popcorn, soda, candy, and occasional Big Mac action figures that flew by, then...he struck Blue Flamenco! The Force of the tornado, the power of the 3 Star Uppercut, and the strength of Giga Mac blasted him right out of the building, he flew so high, he almost touched the Mesosphere but just missed it by a mere 2 inches! Then he fell back down, then fell back into the building, and crash landed on Trixie! "Tr...Trixie Mi Amore...I'm so sorry you have to see me humiliated!" "Do-don't worry about it honey! I get humiliated o-on a daily bases by Twilight, and yes I'll marry you! I don't care if you have a receding hairline, you're still my prince charming!" "Th-thank you Mi Amore!" Then they both fainted! "KO!" Spike declared! "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!" Both announcers said. "Huh? Oh! Hey Black Kirin we just got a commercial from Princess Celestia!" "Let me start! If you're that teeny tiny minority who like Prince Blueblood and Trixie, then you're automatically invited to the royal wedding!" "Yes, it'll be like the gala but fun!" "Wait...aww come on! Fine, I'll tell him!" "What's wrong Ember?" "We have to go, it's mandatory that we do or else!" "Sometimes sunbutt can be such a tyrant!" "No it's not that, it's either we go to the wedding or go to jail for what I attempted!" "What did you try doing? and why am I involved?" "Well, I tried to assassinate her during Big Mac's rumble with Discord Kid and well her royal guard thought it was either you or me who tried to kill her! Anyway's I'm going to the wedding, I wanna see Big Mac take on the champ!" "Me too, fine let's go to the lame wedding!" Then back on the ring, everyone was picking up Big Mac and throwing him into the air while chanting his name! Then Cheerilee was thrown into the air so she can jump kiss her husband! "Outstanding work Big Mac, now we can move on to the World Circuit! Are you up for the final challenge?" "Eeyup!" Next time: Punch Out! Big Mac's Big Challenge! The Final Episode: Top of the World!
