Just Another Monday

by sonicpony64

Rating: teen
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Big Macintosh, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Other
Length: 1606

A man who isent haven a good life meets the mlp characters and lives in Equestria.

Corey is down on his luck havin a terrible life. until he get hit in the head with a branch and wakes up in the sky bein carried by none other then Rainbow Dash. first story I have made Criticizem is welcome. I want to know your opinion :)

Published 2012-04-17 18:24:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-17 18:24:01 UTC

chapter 3

As we get into the house I felt like I was floating, looking at the ground under me slowly shrink i knew I was floating, but why? I here Twilight voice in the background say,

"this is a human? I thought he would of been more like a monkey"

"HEY I CAN STILL HERE YOU TWILIGHT. that hurt =("

"you can communicate with us, that's good, wait... how did you know my name?"

Rainbow dash steps in,

"ya, he nows my name to and he knew about ponyville to"

Twilight looked puzzle, me gettin bored of floating said

"can you put me down please I will explain my story"

Twilight paused for a moment then slowly lowered me down to the ground. finally back on the ground i put my backpack on the table and I sat on the floor, knocking over a book that hit me in the head. Twilight and Rainbow dash laughed a little, floating the book back on the shelf Twilight says,

"so how do you know so much about us and ponyville"

Right after she asks Rainbow Dash shouts out.

"AND WARE IS THAT KNIFE?"

Twilight and I are confused I finally asked,

"witch one?"

"you know the one that's long and thin its in a holster type thing."

I think for a while then reach into my bag and pull out my dagger.

"This one?"

"YES!! LET ME SEE IT"

Before I could say anything she flew over and snatches it from my hands. she pulls it out of the sheath as it makes that sound all swords make, you know that sound. I pause for a minute then ask,

"how did you know I had that?"

"you know those little pony toys you have on your T.V.?"

"ya..."

I replied in suspicion,

"We can watch through the eyes of the toys, thanks to Twilight"

I looked over and she was sitting their blushing a little bit.

"You talk to the toys... why?"

Rainbow asked.

"I feel like everything is alive inside, my stuffed animals and those toys. how long do you watch me anyways?"

She puts the knife back in the sheath and hoofed it to Twilight, who in return levitated it over to the table for more research.

"I don't know sometimes an hour other times the whole day, you talk in your sleep by the way."

I take off my leather jacked seeing as its like 80 degrees in the house. Twilight try's to levitate that over to her but i stop her and said.

"This is a leather jacket made from..."

"from what?"

Twilight asked?

"I rather not say"

Wanting to know she levitated me in the air. Me getting tired of being a Human rag doll I said,

"Ahh come on not this again.. ok fine its made from... cow skin."

She gasped and dropped me, luckily I landed on my feet. Rainbow dash looks at me in disgust

"I dident make the jacket, I just bought it, its great for getting dragged on the ground."

Twilight looks at me with an Oh really look as she threw my jacket back at me and says.

"Put it on."

Confused I put the jacket on. She floats me out the door and into the street, Rainbow follows and listens as Twilight says.

"Go to sweet apple acres and get me Big Mac, Apple Jack, and some rope please."

As Rainbow flew away, I asked Twilight.

"Don't you get tired of picking me up?"

"Not really, your not that heavy"

"Thank you I try to stay fit."

Moments later you see Apple Jack and Big Mac galloping to us Rainbow Dash flying above. Before I could say anything I was being levitated, AGAIN, to the ground and rope tied around my ankles.

"Comfortable?"

Twilight asks as she ties the other end to Big Mac.

"Its To Tight."

I replied with a smart ass reply. She smirked then said to Big Mac.

"Big Mac can you run to sweet apple acres and back as fast as you can?"

Big Mac with his signature answer:

"EEYUP"

I looked at Apple Jack and all i could say before being dragged away was,

"howdy Apple JAAAAAAAA"

And I was off getting dragged through ponyville, all you can hear is me laughing my head off. IT WAS AWESOME, I drifted around so many corners, and knocked so many pony's over, When we got back I wanted to go again. but Twilight took the rope off my ankles and levitated me up to see what happened. Not 1 scratch was on the back of my jacket.

"Wow that's cow skin? tough stuff"

Apple Jack said, Twilight and Rainbow nodded and Big Mac gave the obvious,

"EEYUP."

Twilight looks at me and says "you still haven't told us how you know about us."

Rainbow Dash speaks up,

"theirs a show about us."

Everyone except for Rainbow and I gasp. Twilight asks,

"you watch a show about us? prove it, why did I go crazy."

"which time? The time you thought you were going to go back to magic kindergarten for missing a letter? Or the time your future self came back in time to tell you not to worry about you going crazy. which was pretty dumb."

They all look at me in amazement.

"So there really is a show about us?"

Apple Jack asked.

"Ya and i have seen every episode. hey you guys... or pony's have any Twinkies or trail mix? Im so hungry I can eat a hors...... large meal."

"whats a Twinkie?"

Asked Twilight, my jaw dropped to the ground.

"Twilight, can you send me back so I can get some stuff"

"yeah I will have to find the spell but yeah its possible."

Rainbow steps in.

"I'm going to."

"ok, just stay close to me, and don't go near anyone, ok?"

"ok Twilight you ready?"

Twilight looks at a book and her horn starts to glow then POOF were in my house.

chapter 1

Wakin up to the same thing every mornin alone in my house. work just called and told me to come in for work if I dident then I would get fired. In case you didn't know by now my boss is a big dick, he has been trying to fire my ass for a while but since I haven done nothing wrong he has no reason to fire me. I go out to start my car and the damn thing is dead, someone drained my gas tank last night, that figures, this place sucks. now I gotta run to work witch isent a bad thing, I mean I haven't gone for a run, or a parkour session for that matter. so I grab my backpack with my dagger in it (for protection), hat, leather jacket, and my I pod (all ya really need) and I head out the door. for a crappy place to live im not gonna lie it does have a lot of places to jump off of. ledges and walls, pipes, things like that. then theirs that old tree over the sidewalk no one likes to go under. wouldn't ya know it, it starts to rain but its cool rain don't bother me, what does bother me though are the branches on that tree, those things are like 20 pounds. but I need to get past this to get to work, if im late my ass is fired for sure. I start walkin cautiously past the tree, next thing I remember is a big cloud over head and a Bright light... then black

chapter 2

I wakes up to the sound of wind whistling past my ears. it takes me a while but I relise that i'm thousands of feet in the air. I start to panic as I looks up to see what is holding me in the air. just then as I look up I here a familier voice

"If you keep moving i'll end up dropin you"

"RAINBOW DASH?!?!"

"The one and only"

"Can you do me a favor?" I said

"Whats that?"

"Can we possible land on the ground?"

"Were almost there just hang on a little more."

Almost whare? Ware is she taking me? as these questions run through my head i see a small town in the distance.

"Is that ponyville?"

"Ya, How do you know about ponyville?"

"I will tell ya later"

As we start descending from the sky i see twilight's tree house library

"Are we goin to twilights house?"

"Ya how did... never-mind tell me when we get to twilights"

"Hey rainbow, race ya"

As i said that i let go and land on a tree. rainbow dashed replied with,

"YOUR ON."

As soon as she said that we were off. she was cutting through the air at sonic speed, as for me, well i was jumpin from tree to tree finally jumpin into an open field. My feet hit ground and I ran for the house like tree. Rainbow just looks at me and says

"Is that all you got?"

I just replied with

"Watch out for that tree"

CRASH!! Rainbow hit a tree branch as I reached the door to twilight's house. as she tumbled down the tree she hits a branch and it sends her flyin through the air, her, all disoriented, didn't open her wings, so I jumped in the air and caught her before she hit the ground, (no big deal, just cought a pegasus Nooo no big deal at ALL) she shakes off the dizziness and trot's inside, i follow shortly after.