The Guy Who Hated Bronies

Human world

Chesterfield High

2:31 P.M.

I strafed down the narrow hallway, looking for someone in particular. Oh, he is SO gunna get it this time! Stealing MY shit like that! I don't fucking think so! I thought to Myself as I cracked my knuckles. I looked around, trying to see through the endless wall of students. Then, I saw him, he was at his locker which was absolutely covered in stickers of multicolored ponies. He was in the process of grabbing his binder which held a picture of a colorful castle of some kind ever so perfectly fit into the see through folder. I stomped over.

"Hey asswipe, I think you have something of mine!" I said as i reached his locker. He quickly responded

"Oh, I don't believe I have any of you're stuff. You must be mistaken, Jack." The kid contorted matter o' factly.

"You better give me back my shit, or you're gunna force me to get physical on you're fugly ass face!." I threatened. Of course the threat fell on deaf ears. He never listens...

"Like i said, I have nothing of yours Jack-Ass. Now if you would kindly step aside, I have a new episode of mlp to watch when i get home!" He said with a joyful grin as he side-stepped to walk past me. I was furious. I grabbed the neck of his collar and lifted my hand up to make a fist.

"Hey, wait! Before you hit me, can I ask you one more thing?"

"MAKE IT SNAPPY!" I screamed, Now everybody was looking at the scene. I didn't really care, the more the merrier.

"Okay, here i go..."

"...? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING ON??!!"

"Nobody."

"THEN WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING??!!!"

"Are you sure you want to hear it??"

"YES!!!!! I, MEAN NO! uh, JUST ASK THE FUCKING QUESTION"

"Okay, here i go..."

"...ASK THE DAMN QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Okay... uh... what was I saying?"

"AAaHHHhHhH!!!!!!!"

"Okay, okay! I was just kidding. Okay, here we go..."

"LAST CHANCE YOU CHUBBY PIECE OF SHIT!!!"

"Do you like bananas?"

I was taken aback by the question, but then infuriated me when my brain told me how stupid that particular question was. I pulled my fist back and slammed it hard into his nose. I heard a crack as he fell to the ground in a heap. I looked around, every student was staring at me now. Even some teachers were gawking at me.

I tried to take a step forward, but found that I couldn't for some odd reason. Now everybody was looking at me in pure shock, I spared a look at my feet, to find the utter terror of the fact that they weren't there! I didn't even see stubs, they just weren't there anymore! I tried to scream, but I found that I couldn't talk either! All I could do is watch as my entire body was engulfed by nothing. I closed my eyes as soon as the nothing reached my neck. After it fell past my head, it felt like i was in water, and i couldn't breath. I started to struggle, but to no prevail, as i couldn't move either. But then I felt it, that burning in my lungs.

I needed oxygen.

I panicked, and started squirming with all of my might, but still no results. Damnit, this is like the lamest way to die! I didn't even get my shit back from that guy!!! Hey look, that rhy- WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING, I'M FUCKING DYING OVER HERE!!!!! As I slowly ran out of time, my body went limp, then i fell into unconsciousness...

...

I awoke with a start followed by a rapid heartbeat and heavy breathing. My vision was blurred as I blindly looked around the brightly colored room. I couldn't see much, just fuzzy white shapes.  When i finally got my focus back, I looked around some more, my eyes widened. Am I, in a cloud?? My thoughts were interrupted as I heard a sharp clearing of the throat from behind me. Naturally, i turned my head to see the disturbance of the silence. What i saw, almost made made me pass-out.

Sitting upon a cloud-like throne, four long legs connected to a large white torso. On it's butt were pictures of suns, and also a sparkling rainbow tail that ejected from it's rump and flowed freely. Also, there were two massive white wings that had at least a ten foot spread. Farther up the lengthy neck, was a smiling face,  a long, pointy horn, and a dazzling rainbow mane that shared the same characteristics as it's tail.

"You're.. you-..." Was all I could manage to say.

The white thing smiled as she opened her mouth to form letters that would combine to make words that would mash all together to create a sentence with a period at the end, "Hello Jack, Welcome to Equestria."