Madeline is a normal 21 year old. She meets Jordan things are great between them and they start dating. He seems like any other guy she had met with a slight twist. Knowing nothing about her boyfriend's strange hobbies.

(One shot)

Will Madeline stay with him or leave?

Co-writer/editor JR Black Wing. He deserves as credit as I get.

Inspired by this delightful question from yahoo answers

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The story's name from a tv show episode in the early 90's. Can you guess the reference? I bet you ten muffins that you can't.