Twilight Sparkle's Neckbeard Fetish

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Sex, Human, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance
Length: 1036

Twilight Sparkle has a fetish for fat human neckbeards and is cumming to a universe near you.

Twilight Sparkle has a fetish for fat human neckbeards and is cumming to a universe near you.

Note: Should not be taken seriously.

Published 2014-07-08 16:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-08 16:40:02 UTC

Twilight's Sexy Neckbeards

Deep in a dark, foul smelling, cum stained basement a massive pale skinned monster sat at a black office chair in front of an cum covered computer. The monster was morbidly obese, riddled with acne, whom wore a white t-shirt with a smiling Pinkie Pie on it, black shorts and brown sandals and a black fedora hat.

The smell of erotic body odor filled the air, the smell of virgin was sexy to a unicorn. That is why he never wanted a girlfriend, for finding a girlfriend meant he would never get to cum inside a unicorn.

Surprisingly enough, he had a superior massive penis, gifted to him from all the years of playing World of Warcraft, having no social life, still living in his mothers basement for the last thirty years and avoiding the sun. The gods of loserdom granted him 'The Penis of A Thousand Cums' for his devotion of having no life whatsoever.

As of right now he had his shorts down around his ankles whilst he masturbated to glorious My Little Pony porn, porn that was far superior to boring human porn.

"Oh, Twilight! I want to cum inside you!" the sexy human neckbeard said in a deep sexy voice.

Jim the neckbeard grabbed a bowl of rotten garlic sauce and began smearing it all over his massive belly making his foul smelling body even more smelly.

All of a sudden there was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of the totally cum insideable unicorn known as Twilight Sparkle landing on his massive belly.

"Oh take me you sexy neckbeard!" she said sexfully.

Jim stood up, then poured moldy garlic sauce over his massive penis, followed by cock slapping her across the face.

"Dirty boy! Dirty dirty dirty!" she shouted sexfully.

Twilight turned around and presented him her fine cum insideable butt.

With that he took hold of his mighty massive penis and slammed his massive terrifying penis up her butthole.

His belly flapped against her as he slammed his leviathan penis deep into her butthole.

"Oh Twilight, your butthole is so tight!"

"Oh, Jim! Your penis so big! I want it to cum inside me to fill me with your glorious cum, you sexy nerdy bastard!"

"Patience. I'll explode my cum inside you soon enough!"

"But I want you to cum inside me now you!"

The human and pony sex got even better when two more fat neckbeards cum down into the basement.

One fat neckbeard went underneath the pony and began pounding her pony pussy with his massive penis, the other fat neckbeard came to the front and stuffed his massive terrifying penis into her mouth.

Twilight moaned sexfully in pure bliss, she want being fucked by three sexy, smelly neckbeards.

On and on the three neckbeard pounded the sexy pony. Never in Twilight's entire life was she pounded so hard by any other mighty penises before.

"Nerdlinger!" all three shouted as they came inside the sexy pony. Rivers of cum blasted out from the three penises into the pony.

There was a blinding flash of light, and then something totally wonderful happened, thanks to the power of human and pony sex Twilight Sparkle had ascended and became a sexy pony princess with wings.

"Thanks humanity! I'm a princess thanks to the power of your cum! Now, let's celebrate by cumming inside me!"

The three mighty neckbeard penises were still hard, the power of neckbeard penis was a force to be reckoned with. And so the pounding began again, the three neckbeard's beards and penises grew bigger due to the power of her magical pony pussy.

Just when things couldn't seem to get better the alicorn Princess Rainbow Dash flew in.

"Move aside Twilight! It's time for a real princess pony for these humans to cum inside!" she said with a smug grin.

Twilight gasped in shock as the three neckbeard pulled their massive penises out from her and walked toward Rainbow Dash.

"Awww, yeah! Now this is a pony you want to cum inside!" she shouted sexfully as the three neckbeards began slamming their massive penises into the rainbow pony.

"But... but what about... me. Surely at least one of you want to cum inside me again?" said Twilight in a low voice.

"Nah, your pony pussy isn't at good as Princess Rainbow Dash's glorious cunt!" said Jim.

Tears began to form in Twilight's whilst she looked at him as if he had struck her.

"How.... how could you say such an evil thing?! I have feelings you know!"

"Don't listen to them Twilight!" said a manly voice.

Twilight gasped in shock when she saw a tall male Human, with short black hair, a light stubble, whom wore black power armor. "Shep.... Shepard?"

"Yes! It is I, Commander Shepard and I have come to cum inside you Princess Twilight Sparkle!"

"You won't hurt me will you?"

"No, I'm Paragon Shepard!

"Oh Shepard!"

Twilight jumped into his arms and then sexy human brought her on board the Normandy.

"Let's begin the glorious human and pony sex!" she shouted sexfully.

Twilight waved her big bubble butt at Commander Shepard. Shepard grinned nastily, and then walked over and stuffed his massive terrifying penis up the unicorn's butthole.

Twilight squealed in delight as the monster cock began to pound into her.

And to make things even better, there was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a red lobster man, whom had a gigantic penis.

"Whoop whoop whoop! Zoidberg is here to make this a glorious threesome!" he shouted while clicking his claws excitedly.

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!" shouted Twilight in excitement repeatedly.

Zoidberg walked over to stuff his massive terrifying penis down Twilight's throat.

The unicorn moaned aloud as the two slammed into her with their enormous penises.

And to make things even more better another Zoidberg walked in, whom went underneath her and stuffed his massive penis up her pony pussy.

"Oh, your penises are much beter than those fat neckbeards!" she shouted sexfully.

And the neckbeard were defeated by the power of Commander Shepard's and the two Zoidberg's mighty penises.

The End