"Angel are you sure you can do it all?" Fluttershy asked weakly. Angel nodded his head turning rolling up the to-do list.
"Well," Fluttershy sniffed, "be safe Angel". With that Angel gave Fluttershy a good bye kiss and headed out of the door latching it shut behind him. Today was going to be a busy day. Angel unrolled the list and looked over the whole thing : 1. return a book to Twilight, 2. help Pinkie with baking, 3. get some food, 4. take out some bits, 5. help Rarity with dress designs, and finally 6. deliver herbs to Lotus and Aloe. Angel rolled the list back up and looked at the book covered in cloth.
"Why is this covered up?" he thought to himself unwrapping it, he looked at the cover which was crusty. He arched a brow and looked at the title, '50 shades of hay'. He flipped open to a random page and began to read a paragraph. Quickly he slammed the book shut with his face turning to a deep red. He never thought Fluttershy would be into that sort of thing.
He recovered the book and hopped into town hoping the blush would be gone soon. Standing in his path was a duck.
"Quack," it quacked. Angel didn't have time for this, he dropped the book and list and grappled the duck's neck and swiftly snapped it like a twig. He threw the body into the stream running by Fluttershy's cottage making sure all the other ducks would find the body. He grabbed the list and book and continued his journey into town leaving all animals watching shocked and startled. He quickly hopped down the path and was once again stopped this time by the mail pony.
"Oh hey there Angel," he smiled. Angel didn't have time for any sort of talk, he grabbed a stick and rammed it into the mail ponies left eye.
"AHH OH MY GOD!" he screamed as all vision left his eye. Angel then grabbed a rock and tackled the pony to the ground and began to bash in his skull. After about 20 hits Angel felt satisfied and hopped off, he looked at the bloodied mess and noticed a letter sent to Fluttershy, he grabbed the letter and placed it in her mail box and hopped off once again leaving the dead pony to be scavenged by vultures and buzzards.
As he entered town ponies gasped and ducked behind and things they could. Angel didn't get why everyone was hiding as he did not see Zecora anywhere, he simply shrugged it off and went on his path. Twilight's tree towered over his as he stared at the door, the knocker was pretty high up. He knew he still had to return the book anyways so he jumped and jumped but to no avail. Sitting back he looked at the situation, then he had a great idea. Reaching into one of Twilight's bushes and grabbed a knife he had stored in there a few weeks ago. Sneaking up behind some random pony he quickly slashed the pony's throat, he pony fell to the ground bleeding out. Angel grabbed a hoof and dragged him into the front door, he stepped up on the dead pony's body and knocked on the door.
Twilight quickly raced to the door and opened it to see a dead pony and Angel holding up a book in her face. She paused unsure of what to think about the whole situation. Angel smacked her across the face with the book snapping her back into reality.
"Umm thanks Angel...." she said blankly as Angel hopped off of the body to Sugar Cube Corner. Angel hopped through the streets stopping by a fountain to wash off the blood that was matting his coat. Pinkie was standing by the door of SCC hopping in place and watched Angel hop up to her.
"Oh heya Angel where's Fluttershy?" she asked bouncing in place looking down at the small rabbit. Angel tried to explain to Pinkie why Fluttershy couldn't come but since he couldn't speak it was quite difficult.
"Well okie dokie !" she said grabbing Angel and zipped into the kitchen. She extended out her arms and quickly grabbed all of the ingredients, Angel stared as she stretched he arms several feet away. He just accepted that its just Pinkie.
"Okay Angel its timetobakeareyoureadytobakeAngel?" Pinkie said far to fast for Angel to keep up, he just nodded his head pretending to understand what she was saying. Pinkie laid all of the ingredients out in front of Angel.
"Okay Angel LET'S BAKE!" yelled Pinkie in a very low and deep voice causing Angel to question if he should really stay here. Pinkie pulled out a recipe and Angel looked over everything, first there was suppose to be 3 pints of virgin blood. Angel looked over to Pinkie who was putting on a black cloak.
"The fuck," he mouthed.
"Okay Angel let us began our sacrifice!" Pinkie pulled out Rainbow Dash who was tied to a metal cart.
"Shhh aunty Pinkie Pie is here for you," she said carrying a tray with metal tools. She grabbed a dagger and said,
"Domine Satanus, hanc hostiam tristes qui diaboli placere meae maledicere vitae, et hoc quia unus dies tenebrarum Ragnarok finem adducer!" she turned to see Angel was gone.
"Hmm I wonder where he went?" she said as Dash cracked up laughing. Angel didn't stop running until the dark evil place was out of sight, he was huffing and was near collapse when he finally stopped. He quickly regained his composure and pulled out his list to see what was next, get some food. He looked around and saw a stand of carrots, that's what he wanted, and Fluttershy would too he convinced himself. Quickly he hopped over to the stand and grabbed multiple carrots and turned away.
"Hey you!" yelled a deep voice, "you need to pay for that!" Angel turned around dropping the carrots, he pulled out his knife and jumped on the back of the stallion stabbing out his eyes.
"OH GOD!" he screamed causing many ponies to turn around to see what was happening, they saw that Angel was holding a bloodied knife. They all turned around and continued on there days, they knew they would be next. Angel jumped off of the stallion and grabbed the carrots leaving the blinded pony bleeding out. He marked off the third item and looked to see what was next, take out some bits. He thought for a while, why take out Fluttershy's own bits? He scanned and saw Filthy Rich walking into a dark alley, 'that's suspicious' he thought to himself. Quickly Angel put the carrots in his curly tail and climbed up a building and spied on Filthy Rich. Filthy was talking to a pony with tape over his cutie mark, Angel knew what was going on..... drugs. Silently he slid down a pipe behind a trash can, he looked out and saw the mysterious pony handing over a small bag of white powder. Angel grabbed an empty bottle sitting beside the trash can. He snuck up on the drug dealer and hit him over the head with the bottle and stabbed him three times. He looked over to Filthy and held the bottle up to his neck.
"Oh please don't kill me oh please I'll never do anything like this I'll go to rehab I swear!" he cried begging for his life. Angel rolled his eyes and pointed to Filthy Rich's wallet, Rich gave him the wallet without hesitation. The white rabbit dropped the bottle and ran out of the alley leaving Filthy Rich shaking in terror.
He looked and saw he needed to help Rarity, he frowned and sluggishly hopped over to her place. He opened the door and was instantly greeted by Rarity.
"Oh greetings darling, Fluttershy said that you would be coming in her place," she said levitating him up on to the platform. She grabbed some clothing pieces and carried them over the bunny.
"I decided that it would be great to try out some of my animal pieces," she said flashing the clothes, Angel just thought 'why would any animal want to where that'. She levitated him up and tried many different pieces on him, she just kept shaking her head.
"No no no none of these look quite right," she moaned thinking this would be much easier.
"Oh yes this is it!" she jumped up and put it on Angel. It was a light pink frilled dress decorated with rhinestone all around it. She grew a huge grin and walked out of the room looking for more dresses like it. Angel hate how everyone seemed to forget that he's male, he then remembered he does have a few feminine traits but who doesn't?
"Meow," a cat walking into the room let out. She looked at Angel then turned her head away from him looking like a snob. She began to leave until Angel grabbed the back of the head and dragged her over to a chest, he unlatched it and put the cat half way in. With a smile he slammed it shut causing a sickening crack sound to echo throughout the room. Angel laughing then took off the dress deciding it was good enough and left. He looked on the list out side of Rarity's house, next was deliver some herbs. Angel hopped away but paused as he heard Rarity wailing over her dead cat.
He hopped into the spa and was greeted by two nearly identical twin ponies. Angel pulled out a bag of crushed up herbs, he had accidently destroyed them but meh he didn't care, he threw the bag on the counter and took out some bits from the cash register and left. Today had been hard and grueling and he just wanted to get home now. Angel dragged on until he got home, he kicked open the door and threw the carrot and Filthy's wallet on a coffee table.
"Oh Fluttershy," chimed Discord's voice, Angel turned around face to face with the beast.
"Oh hello Angel, be and dear and fetch Fluttershy for me would you?" he asked. Angel hopped upstairs and grabbed some shampoo, hopping downstairs he caught Discord's attention.
"Umm," he said as Angel twisted off the cap of the bottle. Angel aimed the bottle at Discord.
"Oh come now Angel don't tell me you're still sore about before," Discord said staring down the rabbit. Angel squeezed the bottle sending shampoo to flood Discord's eyes. He let out and shriek and snapped his fingers vanishing with a bright flash.
Angel hopped up the stairs with a cup of tea, he hopped into Fluttershy's room and set the tea down on her night stand and curled up at the end of her bed and went to sleep.
