In a world where Twilight Sparkle and friends are superheroes ...

Rainbow Dash has never been one for romance. But when she meets a beautiful mare at the store, she falls head-over-hooves for her. Meeting Tresemme as "Firefly" to protect her from supervillian kidnappings, Dash may have just met her soulmate ...

Until she realizes that Tresemme is the Mane-iac. Can Rainbow Dash reconcile her love of a villain with her loyalty to duty? As a tangled web of lies spins out of her control, there are two questions to ask: can it ever work out between them, and how many different ridiculous names can Rainbow Dash/Zapp/Firefly take before the whole she-bang is over?

Story idea from DarknessRising. Decided to do it because the world needs more Mane-iac tentacle-fics.

Warnings: The follow fanfiction will contain tentacles, mind control, tickling, and cheesy, campy narration from the 80's.