GEFO

by TheGreatEater

Rating: mature
Tags: Queen Chrysalis, Random, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Sweetie Belle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Changelings, Sex, Comedy
Length: 2942

[Non-Foalcon] sequel to The Sweetie Belle Connection. Sweetie Belle's hivemind has been starving to Changelings, so to integrate the two and determine whose going to be the one true Queen of Equestria, she's challenged to the greatest of sh

Sweetie Belle has been Queen of Equestria ever since she ascended to Alicorn and gained all of Equestria into her accidentally created hivemind. For two years her and her awesome sex slave herdwives (and Shining Armor) have prospered. Then one day a Changeling emissary arrives with word that the changelings are starving because of her, and she is officially challenged to the most powerful of challenges. A Fuck Off. Where the winner becomes Queen and the loser get's their hivemind assimilated by the victor.

Who will win, Bug-Pony Sexlord? Or Pony Sex Goddess with the Friendship Cannon powers? There's only one way to find out. Welcome one and all to the GEFO [the Great Equestrian Fuck Off] where the winner will be victorious and the loser will be sex-slave for life. Enjoy.

*note: Sweetie in this fic is of legal age (head canon version legal). If on the seriously young side. So technically I don't consider this foalcon. Although that line is a bit blurry at times.

Disclaimer: Contains Futa, Cock Tranformations [into a Hydra-analog], and busting a load so hard one of the contestants cums out her mouth all over the spectators, judges, and that random announcer guy. As well as a case of comedic engorgement. Please don't downvote or read if you don't like those things.

Editor: Zurvan

Artist: IJAB

Sequel to the fic: The Sweetie Belle Connection

Published 2014-07-09 04:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-09 04:00:02 UTC

It Has Begun!

Sweetie Belle laid spread languidly across a marem sized bed as she watched her many children play. A smile lit her face as she thought back on not even a few years ago when she discovered new magic that gave her sexual powers beyond any ponies wildest dreams and her sexcapades with the Elements of Harmony, her friends, her teacher, and Spike. The latter choosing to stay as Spire after birthing her Draclicorn baby. Even Shining Armor the only stallion in her menagerie of lovers was interesting in his own way.

For the title of Queen, and the sexual duties of pleasing her many lovers was a ray of sunshine in her world. The adoration and loyalty of an entire empire, and more money than she could ever need. Not to mention that her marem was constantly pregnant with one or another granting her the joy of a new child to call her own. The only downside was that she received notice that the Changelings were sending an emissary to discuss a very delicate and important topic to them. Good thing that’s next week, I love watching my babies play before I go and plow my wives. Although I wonder what the Changelings could want, it’s not like I’m invading Minos or the United Griffon Emirates. Well not yet, though I do wonder what’d be like to add those empires to my web.

It was a week later when the Changeling arrived. Sweetie Belle sat on Tia’s lap while her magic fiddled with Tia’s button. Soaking up the sexual energy while wearing a goofy grin on her face she asked over Celestia’s moaning, “I thought I’d give us a meal while we talked, and Princess Celestia offered to be the main course. So what do you want to talk about?”

“We Changelings are concerned that whatever magic you’re doing to connect your ponies is blocking our ability to feed off of love. So we’ve come to officially challenge you to the most sacred of Changeling battles. By the way, it’s pretty mean to eat such a nice looking meal without sharing,” the Changeling said with a huff.

Sweetie sent a telepathic request to Tia if she’d be willing on a more hooves on attempt on feeding their guests to which Tia orgasmed an affirmative, “Well,” Sweetie said rubbing her wings on Celestia’s silken thighs, “I’d be willing to allow you to get eaten out by my wife as you explain to me what this battle entails.”

The Changeling not having eaten anything in a long while dashed to Celestia and bent over offering it’s rump. It turned out to be definitely female by the lips protruding under it’s tail. Her pussy opening up like a mouth showing a glistening white wall, and a clitoris the size of a chestnut dangling out. As Celestia ate out the Changeling, Sweetie sheathed her impressive cock deep into Celestia’s inviting slit. Thrusting herself repeatedly as the Changeling moaned in ecstasy telling about the battle in question between bouts of much needed sexual release.

“The battle is called a Fuck Off *whimper*. A rival Queen, Oh my mother! *moan* Please suck harder! My goddess suck me hard! … sorry it’s been ages since I-I-I Oh!” The Changeling fell face first as her orgasms grew stronger, “Oh! Yessss! But she challenges the other by fucking each other until the fucker passess out. Then it’s the fuckee-e-e ugh! Turn. Whoever lasts the longest wins the other’s connections and power!” Lumia sang between hoof curling orgasms that shook her body.

At this point he Changeling was incoherent as her sugary sweet love juices sprayed like liquid candy deep into Celestia’s throat. Sweetie Belle grinned wickedly as she thrust harder causing Celestia to slightly pull and bob the clit that she was suckling on. Bringing louder moans from the Changeling. It was several minutes later when Sweetie finally came after several orgasms from Celestia and enough from the changeling that she lost count and the room ended up smelling like Pinkie Pie’s kitchen during their children’s birthdays. All 21 of them.

As she withdrew her still needy cock she trotted up to the Changeling, “What’s your name?”

“The name, oh mighty one, is Lumia. I haven’t had that much love since ever. I’m pleased to announce that Queen Chrysalis has been listening in, and is pleased that you’d feed such a lowly Love Collector with such a feast. And she’ll be here in a week. Until then, I’ll be the guest, and I need to find two judges for your side to watch the games and our beloved Queen will bring one other judge with me as her second,” Lumia said languidly before passing out.

It was a busy week learning all the nuances of a Fuck Off. First she had to build a giant stage for all to witness. Each participant would need two judges to ensure that no mind control spell was being used to force the other pony to end early. But would be a test of each others cum shooting prowess. Then she needed to get two giant dildos on a stick, a bathtub of lube, and for some reason a swimming pool filled with Cottage Cheese ready for after the battle.

She had just filled the swimming pool and had it placed in stasis when Queen Chrysalis arrived in Canterlot. The Queen looked every bit as haughty, self-assured, and dominating as she did when she showed herself in Canterlot all those years ago. A small changeling was trotting beside her. As they met Chrysalis gave a token bow of the head which Sweetie Belle returned before speaking, “Well if it isn’t the little queen. I have to say that I was surprised that a pony learned our magics, and even more so that Equestria finally learned to have a Queen rather than the independent mindset that your species was known for.”

“Thanks I think, so who is this other Changeling?” Sweetie asked.

After receiving a nod from Chrysalis the Changeling, “Heya! I’m Willy, but everyling calls me Dick.”

Sweetie giggled into her hoof, “Hi Dick. So are you looking forward to this Fuck Off?”

“You bet’cha, the last one was when our Queen Chrysalis formed the Changeling Empire by beating all the other Queens just before I was born” Dick said.

“So what happens to the other Queens?” Sweetie Belle asked.

“Well they live long lives, being the brood mares of the winning Queen,” Dick said cheerfully.

“Okay then. Well my judges are going to be Cadance and Luna, so when do we start?” Sweetie asked as butterflies fluttered in her stomach. Now that the big moment was here she was getting a little nervous about having to perform in front of her entire nation. But it was still better than having to wage an actual war against another sentient people. Thinking about it, a sex battle was more better than one waged with blood shed, Sweetie thought to herself while viscerally aware of her tingling marehood. Having had a cock for so long, having her fillybits back was both welcome and strange. Sweetie couldn’t remember the last time she put her fillybits to work. Wow, I think that I had a cock stuffing my muffin during my last anniversary. I passed out from orgasms sometime between the gang bang between Shiney Hiney, Pinks, and Deets.

“We start tomorrow. After we’ve rested. Then it’s whoever is the most virile wins,” Queen Chrysalis stated with her head held high.

“Alright then, you can sleep in the spare room next to mine,” Sweetie said.

”Alright everypony and everyling we are here for the Great Equestrian Fuck Off! Our contenders are our righteous and magnificent Queen Sweetie Belle, and her opponent … now where did I put that list she gave me … Okay here it is. The ever devious, unbeatably sexually potent Queen of Queens, Ruler of the Changeling Empire, Queen Chrysalis the Virile!” An announcer shouted over a loudspeaker. Ponies all around the stadium clopped their hooves and a few some other body parts in anticipation. For all intents and purposes this event was bigger than the one the Changelings wrecked all those years ago.

“Now,” The announcer said as the contestants walked into the stadium sized bed, “Changeling judges Lumia and Dick said that each contestant will be allowed a small amount of trash talk to start the games!”

“Imma bang you so hard that your nymphs from this day forth will be born cross eyed from the rutting I’m going to give you,” Chrysalis said inching closer to Sweetie Belle.

Sweetie Belle gained her own ground saying, “Oh yeah! I’m going to screw you so hard you’ll mouth cum more rainbows.”

“Well I’m going to fuck you so good that you’ll never want another cock as long as you live.”

“Well I’m going to hump you so fine that your mind will explode into confetti and cupcakes.”

“Yeah!”

“Yeah!”

They finally inched close enough to be muzzle to muzzle. Lightning flickering across their eyes before Chrysalis as the one chose to go first took Sweetie Belle in her mouth. Their tongues waging war for dominance, but as much as their tongues fought neither gained ground. Their faces tinged from the heat radiating in their loins spurned them further and further until Chrysalis laid Sweetie on her back and started lustfully caressing her.

With a glow of magic a weird looking cock sprung from her. It was massive to say the least, with numerous fleshy hooks with didlos rubbery hardness. Queen Chrysalis grinned and huskily whispered, “This is a simulation of a hydra’s cock. One of the most erotic wangs in the planet. I’ve never lost with this patented cock transformation. Be prepared for the fucking of a lifetime.”

Sweetie Belle gasped as the cock entered her dripping snatch. The hooks feeling like Spires fingers as the both enlarged the cock within her and stimulated every part of her love canal. Repeatedly rubbing her G-Spot and clit while those hooks that didn’t get in bent downwards and gasped at her lips pulling them apart. Heightening the sexual pleasure from the Changeling Hydra cock sheathed deep inside her.

“Now to blow your poor primitive pony mind,” Chrysalis said as she made a hooked cock with her magic and dipped it in the tub of lube off the left side of the bed. Picking up the dripping cock she teased it into Sweetie’s plothole. Inching it in until she hit Sweetie’s H-Spot. Splitting her levitation she bounced Sweetie on her two cocks, while bringing Sweetie’s horn into her mouth. Just as her hooves started their ministrations on Sweetie’s primaries. Sweetie’s vision went white as all of her erogenous spots were stimulated at once.

Soon she started screaming in primal pleasure as Chrysalis pleasured her in a way that not even Spire’s dexterous clit could manage. She was transported to cloud 10 as her entire body sang in orgasmic, timeless bliss as nothing, not even time existed as the white hotness overtook her.

While Chrysalis was fucking Sweetie’s brains out. Sweetie’s love potion, sexual pleasure enhancing, pheromone infused mare juices were absorbing themselves into Chrysalis’s bloodstream. Even though Chrysalis was feeling the effects her Changeling neurology was preventing her from being enslaved by Sweetie’s enchanting snatch. It was ten hours in when she finally busted her steaming hot load into Sweets with enough force that Sweetie’s body rocketed five feet in the air with a cumtrial rocketting out of her.

As Sweetie fell bonelessly down, her eyes rolling in her head. Chrysalis transformed her cock to a more normal one and rested it into Sweetie’s mouth. As Sweetie Belle languidly wrapped her tongue around the warm, pulsating cock and incoherently hummed tasting her juices merged with Chrysalis’s sweet, honey textured, ling sperm.

Chrysalis whispered huskily only loud for Sweetie to hear, “When I win, you’ll be my Prime Consort and we’ll make many beautiful nymphs together. I’ve never felt this way for another, and I can see why the Princesses bowed to your will. I think I might like, like you my Sweet. Now eat up, as I eat out you, we need our nourishment if we’re to keep screwing until I’m spent.”

So it went for five days, Chrysalis filling every hole in Sweetie’s body until finally she collapsed in a heap on top of Sweetie Belle. Wrapping her forelegs around her like a giant plushie.

Neither contestant knew how long they slept. But when they awoke each of them felt a pleasurable soreness that eased as they stretched and nuzzled closer together. Surprising to Sweetie Belle was that a Changeling's flesh was subtle like latex, with warm, springy firmness that radiated gently outwards, “Why does your skin thingie feel like flesh rather than all hard and stuff?” Sweetie murmured into Chrysalis’s neck.

“I don’t know, although our shells are actually stronger than they look. A changeling can take a solid bucking from an normal sized Earth Pony without cracking, but can be more gentle than cotton. I think it’s because it’s easier to transform a flesh like substance to more flesh, than an exoskeleton to flesh, Although our ‘skin’ is more akin to hoofnails, than skin,” Chrysalis educated Sweetie Belle.

After they came too, they were given food, drink, and medical spells to help ease their bodies. Chrysalis looked at Sweetie with need and love in her eyes, “Now Sweets it’s your turn to rut me. I hope that you manage to fulfill me at least half as good as I did you.”

When she said that her face broke out in a furious blush that painted her cheeks more red that Big Mac’s flanks. With an intensity that could be seen from the Moon. Sweetie Belle broke out into a grin before saying, “Trust me I’m going to fill you with so much orgasmic power and love you’re kind will never go hungry again. Now let’s prepare you for the royal treatment shall we?”

Chrysalis puckishly giggled. Sweetie Belle noticed that Chrysalis was tightening her haunches and stomach but didn’t put two and two together until she was about to eat Chrysalis out only for a tennis ball sized clit to shoot out and donkey punch her in the nose before being sucked partially back in. Showing Sweetie, Chrysalis’s winking hooch.

“I always love doing that trick to non-changlings. Gets them everytime,” Chrysalis crowed.

“That wasn’t that funny,” Sweetie huffed, even though internally she was squeeing from how turned on she was. After all it was shocking rather than painful.

Watching the pussy carefully she went down again, and drew in the ginormous clit. Pulling it out slightly and suckling it. It was sweet like candy, silky soft, and it’s size gave it a whole new experience as she played with it. It wasn’t all that different from sucking a cock in a ways, what with it’s size and all. But adding in the texture and flavor and Sweetie was intoxicated by the experience. She almost lost herself before remembering she was supposed to be using her godly rod of porn. Thrusting her excited member into Chrysalis’s sweet pussy, she felt an erotic rush as the large clit pressed on and rubbed her cock with each thrust.

Remembering her word of making her mouthcum rainbows. She gathered the power of the Elements of Harmony and channeled it into her cock. A Rainbow circled around them just before she came. Something she was sad that happened so fast, but just as she released herself all the collective orgasms ever experienced by every pony in Equestria flooded Chrysalis all at once.

Then the Element Rainbow blasted out of her mouth spraying the crowd with liquid rainbows of friendship. The sphere of harmony around them sped up time outside the bubble so that their hour of banging passed by in a week. As the Elements of Harmony returned time to normal, the stage was flooded with thick gooey, rainbow sperm. As Sweetie cuddled with a passed out Chrysalis who was positively engorged on the collective love and orgasmic bliss of Equestria, she whispered, “I won, now lets cuddle my little sexling.”

As she slept she saw the Changeling’s hive connections merge with her own, and felt the love they absorbed making them glow like miniature suns. She could feel their love drunk glee. Another win for Queen Sweetie Belle, although I wonder what Changeling magic will do to my complexion. Oh well that’s something for a new day, now I’m going to cuddle with my new herdwife.

Author's Note

So you know, the Dildo spears where to prod the lose into the Cottage Cheese Tub of Shame. Afterwards everypony licked off the loser who then was gang banged with said dildo spears by the judges.

Lumia: Means Prostitute, and she's a love collector.

As for William, I couldn't pass up putting a dick joke in this fic. Especially not with a Ling with a name like Lumia.

And I was asked by my editor, so I'll clarify here. Every now and then Sweets lets her wives have a cock and takes it in her fillybits so her wives can cum inside her. Even though she's not gotten pregnant yet. Thank goodness since in Equestria wearing armor is what's considered "Wearing Protection". So Chryssy's cock wasn't the first to cream her pie, or stuff her muffin.

Anywho, hoped y'all liked the fic. There's a few more fics to come within the next few weeks (hopefully). Leave comments and critiques :twilightsmile:.