My new life

by party derpy

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Human, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 652

My new life is well unexpected...starting with the talking ponies

My life is well unexpected… starting with talking multi-color ponies, a real life dragon and living with a princess. Just another normal day for me.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-09 05:32:54 UTC

The worst thing ever

*Owwwwwww my head. Did I drink? Did I get mugged? So much pos*

my thoughts were  interrupted by a scream. I tried to get up but

I was forced on the ground by a invisible force. "SPIKE HELP ME!"

I heard. *Female,terrified, and demanding. Wait spike that sounds

Like a big creature of evil like it was three times my size like-"yes

Twilight?" I managed to see a small glimpse at the owner of the voice.

*He was very small one-third my size oh and he's a dragon... DRAGON!*

when the I noticed he was a dragon I felt something wet in my pants.

Barely a whisper "please tell me I didn't wet myself" I tried to check

and what I saw relieved me. (A bit)  spike just dropped a cup of water.

*wait why does it go so slow like a snail this is very intresti-BONK!

My last thought was *how come I get interrupted so much?*

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Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

*I was awoken from peaceful dreams by my annoying alarm... clock?

That isn't a clock is it?*  I look around hospital room

I am so relieved I thought I was crazy at first guess I

Again I was interrupted this Time by a door.

There were curtains so I couldn't see anyone there.

No wait vision clearing

Removing dizzy head

10%

Searching for glasses

30%

Cleaning lens

70%

Putting on glasses

90%

Headache clearing dizzyness gone

100% vision back

Oh yeah did.I mentioned if I don't get my cup of Joe I pretend I'm a robot

*Oh also the momemt I put on my glasses the curtains were ripped of

showing the horrible sight of the worst nightmare ever.

All the walls were colored white. Boring  white.* "The horror!

The horror! The horror!" I said like a broken record. After about

10 minutes of say the same thing over and over and over and

over and over and over and over and over and over and over

I got slap at the face that's when my my attention turn to what

slapped me and I screamed so hard that I probably shattered

Reality (like it mattered its allready broken) what I saw was

A pony with wings and a horn with the strange (yet cool) flowing

Mane.

Then my brain went into insane mode.

"WHAAAAAA?FUUUUUU?TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?

ZUUUUUUDDDDNJKJYTFGGJKU?JJSDGJDETJJLFFHJKKUYTT?

GJNFFGKMKOIPPIIIHHBFSRYJHDRYHMBFFYJJDEWDGHJJJ?"

She seemed to be speaking English.

*I always hated English in fact I bet ??? Put my thoughts

In English*

HELLO THIS ??? BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL TO

TELL YOU I HAVE LOTS OF DIFFERENT MODES

AND THEY CHANGE ALL MY PROBLEMS TO BETTER

OR TO WORSE

INSANED MODE OFF

*okay  now to fix this*

"Nurse this is the only way and we can't fix this situation."

*Oh? What are you gonna do bore me to sleep*

"I'm gonna have to bore him to sleep"

* I have to stop thinking thinking... BAWAHAHA yeah right.*

It a-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

HELLO? ??? HERE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN

I NOTICED SOMETHING WHEN IM GONNA GO TO SLEEP OR

BE UNCONSCIOUS I SEE EVERYTHING IN SLOW

MOTION... *this one of the strangest dreams dragons,

Talking walls, non-talking pony with wings and horn and

Worst of all she (I believe it was a her) had a better hair cut

( I alaways  pretended that mane was hair) I mean

I didn't even see one fan on. I wonder how it did it

Magic? +SNORT+ yes and if it was them I'm stuck on wall

Land forever and I'll never ever find a human oh yeah that's

The chances of magic be real. Oh yeah that one cracked me

Up.*

"Little did he know the he cursed himself. oh the poor boy.

He was so youn-eer +hack+ sorry had something in my throat

He was so old" said a voice who wan not discord.(it was discord)

Oh well he'll cause excellent chaos