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                        My new life                        
                     -by party derpy-                      
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                   The worst thing ever                    
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The worst thing ever
*Owwwwwww my head. Did I drink? Did I get mugged? So much pos*
my thoughts were  interrupted by a scream. I tried to get up but
I was forced on the ground by a invisible force. "SPIKE HELP ME!"
I heard. *Female,terrified, and demanding. Wait spike that sounds
Like a big creature of evil like it was three times my size like-"yes
Twilight?" I managed to see a small glimpse at the owner of the voice.
*He was very small one-third my size oh and he's a dragon... DRAGON!*
when the I noticed he was a dragon I felt something wet in my pants.
Barely a whisper "please tell me I didn't wet myself" I tried to check
and what I saw relieved me. (A bit)  spike just dropped a cup of water.
*wait why does it go so slow like a snail this is very intresti-BONK!
My last thought was *how come I get interrupted so much?*
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Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
*I was awoken from peaceful dreams by my annoying alarm... clock?
That isn't a clock is it?*  I look around hospital room
I am so relieved I thought I was crazy at first guess I
Again I was interrupted this Time by a door.
There were curtains so I couldn't see anyone there.
No wait vision clearing
Removing dizzy head
10%
Searching for glasses
30%
Cleaning lens
70%
Putting on glasses
90%
Headache clearing dizzyness gone
100% vision back
Oh yeah did.I mentioned if I don't get my cup of Joe I pretend I'm a robot
*Oh also the momemt I put on my glasses the curtains were ripped of
showing the horrible sight of the worst nightmare ever.
All the walls were colored white. Boring  white.* "The horror!
The horror! The horror!" I said like a broken record. After about
10 minutes of say the same thing over and over and over and
over and over and over and over and over and over and over
I got slap at the face that's when my my attention turn to what
slapped me and I screamed so hard that I probably shattered
Reality (like it mattered its allready broken) what I saw was
A pony with wings and a horn with the strange (yet cool) flowing
Mane.
Then my brain went into insane mode.
"WHAAAAAA?FUUUUUU?TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
ZUUUUUUDDDDNJKJYTFGGJKU?JJSDGJDETJJLFFHJKKUYTT?
GJNFFGKMKOIPPIIIHHBFSRYJHDRYHMBFFYJJDEWDGHJJJ?"
She seemed to be speaking English.
*I always hated English in fact I bet ??? Put my thoughts
In English*
HELLO THIS ??? BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL TO
TELL YOU I HAVE LOTS OF DIFFERENT MODES
AND THEY CHANGE ALL MY PROBLEMS TO BETTER
OR TO WORSE
INSANED MODE OFF
*okay  now to fix this*
"Nurse this is the only way and we can't fix this situation."
*Oh? What are you gonna do bore me to sleep*
"I'm gonna have to bore him to sleep"
* I have to stop thinking thinking... BAWAHAHA yeah right.*
It a-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HELLO? ??? HERE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN
I NOTICED SOMETHING WHEN IM GONNA GO TO SLEEP OR
BE UNCONSCIOUS I SEE EVERYTHING IN SLOW
MOTION... *this one of the strangest dreams dragons,
Talking walls, non-talking pony with wings and horn and
Worst of all she (I believe it was a her) had a better hair cut
( I alaways  pretended that mane was hair) I mean
I didn't even see one fan on. I wonder how it did it
Magic? +SNORT+ yes and if it was them I'm stuck on wall
Land forever and I'll never ever find a human oh yeah that's
The chances of magic be real. Oh yeah that one cracked me
Up.*
"Little did he know the he cursed himself. oh the poor boy.
He was so youn-eer +hack+ sorry had something in my throat
He was so old" said a voice who wan not discord.(it was discord)
Oh well he'll cause excellent chaos