The Bored Pegasus

by Pony_of_Pain

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 474

The Pegasus that was bored

Hey yall wanna hear a boring story of a boring Stallion who isnt
even from the mane cast? sure you do! so hop in and scroll
your mouse to this story for im bored to the max.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-24 01:35:57 UTC

the beggining of hell

The Bored Pegasus

            Part 1

The Beggining of Hell

Once upon a time there was a Pegasus of colored green with a Black streaked orange mane. His Cutie mark was a black hole and he always felt bored. Nothing interested him he just felt plain and blah all day long inside his apartment at North 546 street ln. Fillydelphia. He had a television connected to his wall but, there was never anything good to watch. The food he would prepare was oatmeal without honey for breakfast and gruel for dinner everyday. His only real comfort was his sofa cushion and the blank stare he would make to his wall. He worked from seven am to nine pm at the DMP (Department of Mobile Ponies) where he gave permits and flyer licenses to Ponies all over.

One day around four am at the DMP, He was waiting along for his next customer to find someone pink come in. "Hello Miss may I see your roaming license and registration" said the Bored Pegasus. "Yes please I have to return to ponyville to see my friends and party and dance and trololol like a crazy bitch" Said the pink pony. She took out the license from her saddle bag that she had on her left flank and mouthed it to him. "alright lets see here... Mrs. Pie you need to get your roaming license renewed It is overdue and you will need a new picture for the card" Said the Bored Pegasus. "Okay! lets get photogenic woo hoo!" In excitement the Pink Pony ran to the picture area and did a goofy pose.

While instead the Bored Pegasus just walked slowly to the camera while she stood still in awkward position. "smile" he said in a disinterested monotone.  "Click" the picture went, the machine then started to rumble and make noise only to finally "ding!". "oh that was so much fun, lets do it again!". Ignoring her words the Bored Pegasus gave her the license and said "Have a nice day" then walked back to his workplace to get the next customer.  Little did he know his next customer was someone familiar. "License and registration please"  "um vwy vyes Iz am noune as the Pink Dragovich"  "are you from another country? foreign affairs are the next window open" "Um nuo I how you say need a partner for a dance party" "I am big russian dancer and needs a partner for competition vwil you join me?" hearing this the Bored Pony knew that she was holding the line back. " Please move to the next window or I will call security" "Um Noz I don't get aggrezsive I voud vike you to join me...." "Security!" Out from the inner walls of the complex came guard ponies, they grabbed her and threw her out to the street.