Chapter 1: The Arrival
Alright my name is Azer and im a stallion from canterlot but im being forced to stay with my aunt in ponyville for a full year. Now I am on the train thinking why my parents would ever send me away for a year (I mean com on). It could be that my parents are going on a vacation to get wasted.
The vacation I persuaded them to go on, to have the house to myself and and throw a crazy party, but that plan quickly back fired. Instead of me throwing a party with all my friends, im stuck going to a place called ponyville to live with my aunt for a full year
"WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!" I blurted out causing every pony to star at me. "My bad sorry every pony" every pony went back to what they were doing.
I sigh "but maybe seeing my aunt wont be so bad but shes a teacher I really hated school" I whispered "this was going to be the most boring year of my life"
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The train arrives to the ponyville train station. I grunted before walking off the train, "well here goes nothing" I said before walking off the train. looking through the crowd of ponies for my aunt, I managed to spot her, a dark purple coated mare with a pink and white mane, and matching tail. But something was off, really off shes not alone.
There were three fillies with her which was unusual knowing she didn't have foals. they were jumping in excitement for some reason with ear to ear smiles on their faces. One of the fillies a Unicorn she had a snowy white coat with a curled up pink and light purple mane, the second one a Pegasus had an orange coat with a nappy dark purple mane, and the final filly had a yellow coat with a red mane, and she also was wearing a bow
I noticed Cherilee waving at me. The fillies stopped bouncing when they notice cherilee waving, they look in the direction noticing me (O CRAP)
"is that him" the yellow filly asked
"yes Apple Bloom that's my nephew" Cherilee said with a smile
Before I even noticed, the three were standing in front of me with wide smiles on their faces "hi mister Ms. Cherilee told us so much about ya"
I felt a little scared of the fillies on how the hell they ended up over here in a second. I turned my head back and forth nervously "so did she huh." I said then looked over to Cherilee with a grin on my face.
"So aunt cherilee you settled down and had fillies, and three fillies at that a Unicorn, and Pegasus what are the odds." I said causing the three fillies to make a confused face.
BEST CONFUSED FACE EVER
"Um no no their my classmates" Cherilee immediately said with a nervous tone. I just laughed at my aunts immediate out burst, causing the orange filly to laugh too.
"I'm just kidding" I said still chuckling
''Why don't we get going Azer" Cherilee said gritting her teeth
After all the joking around Cherilee and I started walking towards her house with the three fillies following right beside me just starring at me, Like they're looking deep into my soul.
''So what are your names'' I said breaking the awkward silence
''Ma names Apple Bloom" she said pointing at herself. ''This here is Scootaloo'' pointing at the orange filly. ''And this Sweetie Belle.'' pointing at the white filly. ''And we are-'' she paused
''THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS'' they all screamed at once.
I think I went deaf for at least five seconds before responding. "What the heck is a cutie mark crusader" I said
"Its a club dedicated to finding our cutie marks" apple bloom said.
I just noticed they didn't have no cutie marks which was weird considering I got my cutie mark about their age. "so you try a bunch of ridiculous stuff to get your cutie mark" I said
"Yes but they never work out" Sweetie Belle said with sudden sadness to her voice.
"So why not do something your I don't know good at" I said with a sarcastic tone.
"But how would we be good a something with out our cutie mark" Apple Bloom said
(These fillies are really something). "Look that is the point-" I said until I was interrupted
"Do you have a job" Scootaloo said rudely interrupting me.
"Umm no why do you care" I said looking confused.
"Ooo we can be job finders" sweetie belle said slightly yelling.
"That's a good idea Sweetie belle" Apple bloom said. (What will the cutie even look like a pen and contract hmm... maybe) I thought to myself.
"Girls you don't have to find him a job." Cherilee interrupts "cause he would be working at the school wouldn't it be fun Azer" she said starring at me.
"No it wouldn't be fun I hated school even though I made decent grades" I said.
"Yeah I hate school too" Scootaloo said.
''Yeah we cant find our cutie marks in school all day'' Apple Bloom said.
''Exactly, so you should just drop out of school, forget about your futures in life, and live off your family for the rest of your life.'' I said eyes closed, and crossing my forelegs, the Cutie mark crusaders tapping a hoof on their chin thinking, and Cherilee just looked at me in total shocked.
Before I can react she slaps me in the back of the head with a hoof, knocking me down face first. I laid there for about five seconds until I felt a sharp pain rush to my head. "What was that for it was just a joke" I said in a whiny tone both hooves on my throbbing head.
"Girls don't listen to him he's just joking" she said smiling at the three fillies then turning to stare at me "Don't encourage them to ruin their futures with your sick joke, just for that your working at the school" Cherilee demanded stomping a hoof on the ground in front of me.
"Hmph yeah right" Cherilee just stared daggers at me (if looks can kill I'll be dead) until I decided to break the ice. "Alright I'll come by if you need the help It wont be an everyday thing though" I said in a defeated sigh.
"So that means we can still find him a job" Sweetie belle said
"cutie mark crusader job finders YAY" they all screamed, and darted off to who knows where.
"What was that all about" I said
Cherilee sighs "just ignore it you will get use to it"
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Finally we make it to Cherilees house. She made dinner, and we sat at the table . The last time I seen cherilee was when I was 15 years old so its been five years. Its good to see my aunt catching up
"So how was college" Cherilee said staring at me with a smile on her face.
"Well it was some of the best years of my life" I said, stuffing another hay fry in my mouth.
"Oh, and why is that?" Cherilee asked.
"It was mostly the parties" I replied taking a sip of my drink. "it was always fun Turning Up."
Cherilee looked confused "what does 'turn up' mean?" Cherilee asked.
"Well its when you basically go wild in a party or get loose." I said, she just smiled
"So you really like partying do you" Cherilee asked taking a sip of her drink.
"Of course I like partying, but not everyday though, I always get tired after a epic party." I said taking another mouth full of hay fries.
"Then you should meet pinkie pie she's always partying" Cherilee suggested.
"Whos pinkie pie?" I asked finishing the rest of my drink.
"I'm pretty sure you'll meet her tomorrow" Cherilee said not really answering my question. "So go get ready for bed, you got a huge day tomorrow" she said taking our plates, putting them in the sink, and started washing the dishes.
Now it was time to hit the hay I got to the guess room, unpacked, and jumped right in bed. "Azer go take your shower" Cherilee said with her voice echoed from down stares.
I growled thinking to myself (tomorrow was going to be a long day).
This is what Azer looks like
Chapter 2
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I'm in a grass flower field, running through it with a smile on my face and giggling. There were butterfly's, cute little bunny rabbits, and birds chirping a song. I picked up a flower and sniffed it "THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF LIFE," I screamed at the top of my lungs (Wait what the FUCK). I fall back, and laid down grabbing a rabbit with a hoof, and cuddling it. (OKAY WHAT IS GOING ON) I hear a repetitive sound it was like a knocking sound.
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"Knock knock, um hello" Cherilee said attempting to wake me up. "Azer wake up its time to go" Cherilee said nudging me with a hoof.
"But mom" I said in my sleep startling Cherilee. "I dont want to go to school" I said rolling over in the covers. "Plus the girls always look at me funny" I said continuing the rant in my sleep.
"Azer stop playing around I have to---" Cherilee was interrupted by me rising in my sleep, and looking around the room.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Cherilee screamed from being startled from my sudden out burst. "WHY ARE YOU YELLING" Cherilee yelled in anger.
"I HAD A NIGHTMARE!" I said continuing to yell.
"WILL YOU PLEASE STOP YELLING!" Cherilee yelled back getting annoyed.
"OKAY!!!!!!!" I continued to stare at Cherilee noticing that I was still yelling. "Umm... sorry" I said with a sheepish smile on my face.
"Okay... now thats over go get ready, you have a long day ahead of you" Cherilee said trotting out the door before saying "oh, and by the way try to make a good impression on the foals."
"No promises" I said saluting.
Cherilee just giggled, and trotted out the door. I put my hooves on my face trying to erase the memories of that horrible nightmare. "Might as well get ready" I groaned while getting out of bed.
I walked into the bathroom turning on the sink, and washing my face. "Today is gonna totally suck" I whispered to myself grabbing a towel with a hoof to dry my face.
I headed towards the kitchen to see Cherilee packing up food "um aunt Cherilee what are you doing?"
"Packing up are lunch why?" Cherilee said turning to stare at me.
"Do we have to eat packed lunch?"
"You don't have to eat it" Cherilee said turning back around to pack up more food. "Just to let you know its a long day going without food so you should pack your own food"
I just groaned "Alright I'll pack my own." I started to pack apples, muffins, and bottle water. Cherilee just smiled, and we both headed out the door.
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Cherilee, and I both walked down the streets of ponyville. Being new isn't me, I hate that feeling of being the new guy everpony staring at you, talking about you its just weird. I turned my head to see three mares in front of a flower stand whispering to each other, each of them taking a glance at me.
"'sigh' This is so weird" I said hiding behind Cherilee "Um I'll be heading back home now see you later."
Before I could run off Cherilee smacked in the back of the head with a hoof knocking me down face first (I'm starting to get tired of her doing that). "Your coming with me to help around the school you got that?" Cherilee asked glaring at me
"Yes ma'am" I mumbled still on the ground. I looked over the same trio of mares giggling, and pointing a hoof towards me. "I cant wait until this day is over" I groaned to myself.
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We enter the schoolhouse, still a little to early for school to start. I pulled up a chair to the teachers desk, and sat down.
"The kids will be arriving soon, so get settled why don't you" Cherilee suggested.
"What exactly will I be doing" I asked with a raised eyebrow towards Cherilee.
"Well you can help the foals with math you were always good at that" Cherilee said taking out some papers from her saddlebag.
"Um is there anything else that I could do?" I said crossing both hooves.
"Weren't you in honors too this will be easy for you" Cherilee eager to have me tutor these kids.
"No I'm still good at math its just--" I paused looking side to side biting my lower lip.
"Just what?" a confused Cherilee titled her head.
'sigh' "I'm terrified of foals, there I said it" I said with my head down, and both hooves on my face.
"Azer that's ridiculous why are you scared of foals out of all things" Cherilee started to laugh, and still looking confused.
"Don't you laugh at me I had this horrifying dream where I got jumped by like twenty foals for no reason, FOR NO FUCKING REASON." I yelled at the ceiling of the schoolhouse cringing both hooves. "TELL ME WHY AUNT CHERILEE WHY DID HAVE TO BE FOALS." Cherilee raised a hoof with anger in her eyes, I just back away, and calmed down. "My bad" Cherilee just grinned, got up from her desk, and walked over towards the door.
"Um Aunt Cherilee what are you doing?" I asked
"Its almost time for the foals to come, I greet them everyday, care to join me" Cherilee suggested looking back at me
'sigh' "Alright I'm coming" I said get up from my seat next to the teachers desk, and walked towards door
We waited for like a minute until the first set of foals showed up like only five but I only notice one. "Good morning Apple Bloom." Cherilee said.
"Good mornin Ms. Cherilee" Apple Bloom said giving Cherilee a apple.
"Thank you Apple Bloom, so hows your family doing"
"Oh their just fine" Apple bloom said then turning her attention to me. "Hey Azer I fount ya a job."
"Oh you did huh What is it?" I asked looking down at the filly.
"Ya just have ta help out on the farm." Apple Bloom said in excitement
I thought to myself with a hoof on my chin (Working on a farm isn't that great but it sure beat working at a school) "I'll think about it Apple Bloom just let me hear what Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo got for me."
Like two minutes have passed, and Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo arrived at the school. "Hey you two" Apple Bloom said rushing to her friends. "So did ya'll find a job for Azer."
"We sure did" Scootaloo said in excitement.
"I barely managed to get Rarity to agree in you working for her" Sweetie Belle said
"Well I got four jobs for Azer" Scootaloo said. I just at Scootaloo mouth agape in how many jobs she got me
"Um well I cant work in other places at once, I mean come on I'm one pony for crying out loud" I said raising both hooves in the air.
"Duh that's why you have to pick the one you like" Scootaloo said.
"What are they anyway" Apple Bloom asked
"Well theirs Twilight, Pinkie pie, Fluttershy, and Roseluck, Lily, and Daisy asked could Azer work for them" Scootaloo said to Apple Bloom (Wait what?).
"Why would they want Azer to work for them?" Sweetie Belle asked Scootaloo. (Its probably those three mares I saw today)
"You three, schools about to start time to come in" Cheerilee said in the doorway of the school waving us over.
The three fillies started trotting towards the school "Azer come on, what are you waiting for." Sweetie Belle said nudging me with her horn.
"Alright I'm coming, just don't nudge me with that horn" I said, Sweetie Belle just smiled and trotted in the schoolhouse with me right behind her. But as soon as we enter I see Scootaloo, And Apple Bloom arguing with two different fillies
"Why do ya always have to make fun of us just because we don't have our cutie marks" Apple Bloom said in anger towards the pink filly.
"Because Its pathetic everypony in our class has their cutie mark" The pink filly with the tiara on her head said back to Apple Bloom.
"Girls!" Cheerilee yelled causing the whole class including me to turn, and look. "There's not to be any arguing during class time."
"Yeah you shouldn't be arguing during class" I said causing the whole class to look at me, and making Cheerilee smile. "Yeah instead you should just fight after school that's always the best solution." I said sitting down, and crossing both of my hooves, with a smug smile on my face.
Before anything else could happen Cheerilee grabbed a ruler in her mouth swinging it, hitting the back of my head snapping the ruler in half. Knocking me out.
The whole class full of colts and fillies all gasp at Cheerilee sudden action.
"Great look what you did Azer, now I have to buy a new ruler" Cheerilee said throwing away both halfs of the ruler.
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Throughout the day I helped fillies that had problems answering curtain math questions. Eagerly helping the Cutie Mark Crusaders, mostly helping Snips, and Snails, and trying to stay away from Diamond tiara, and Silver spoon.
I see Sweetie belle raising a hoof so I trotted to her seeing what she wanted.
"Whats up Sweetie belle" I asked
"So what job are you going to do first?" Sweetie belle asked.
"I really don't know, you guys really turned out with a lot of jobs" I said with a hoof on my chin in thought.
"You should work with my sister first in the carousel bou--" Sweetie belle was soon interupted.
"No Azer, Ya should work with ma sister on tha farm" Apple Bloom said cutting off Sweetie bell.
"No way you wont like the jobs they got for you try mine" Scootaloo said trotting to my side.
"Look I have a solution can I have a piece of paper, and a pencil please" I asked, Sweetie belle eagerly giving me the supplies. She wrote the list of jobs they had for me and handed me the paper. A minute has passed me writing down a list of the jobs I felt like doing.
"Okay this is the order of the jobs I will be going to" I showed them the list
Rarity
Twilight
Rose luck, Lily, Daisy
Applejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie pie
"So is this fair enough?" I asked, getting a nod from the three fillies. "Good, now I'll go the carousel boutique first thing tomorrow morning." I stated getting a happy Sweetie belle jumping up and down.
"This is going to be so much fun, you are just going to love Rarity"
"I hope so"
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The Day went by with getting books thrown at my head by Cheerilee, and me getting along with the foals Except Diamond Tiara, she was so mean for no reason, and Silver Spoon was acting so strang, Every time I looked towards her direction she would turn the other way blushing, and giggling for reasons I don't know. School ended me and Cheerilee going home eating dinner, and headed off to bed. I'm going to need the rest for tomorrow don't know what to expect.
"hope I don't have the same Nightmare I had this morning" I mumbled to myself, my eye lids getting heavy dozing off to a deep slumber.
