In Which Fluttershy Is So Done With This Shit
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In Which Fluttershy Is So Done With This Shit
It was a normal day in Ponyville, considering it was three weeks after the Tirek incident. The celestial sun was shining above; the birds were flying and chirping a soft melody.
Or it WAS supposed to be like that; on a normal day, but yesterday, weird activity of the Timberwolves made the ponies suggest a new menace was arising.
In the outskirts of Ponyville, the chilling, scary, unstable forest known as Everfree was the habitat of the wild Timberwolves. Twilight and her friends had a few run-ins with the wolves, leading them to figure which path would be safely to get safely to the Castle of the Two Pony Sisters.
Imagine their surprise when the week after the Tirek fight, when the Timberwolves acted strangely, as if something forced them to act, well, differently.
Timberwolves fled their homes, tails in between their legs. Applejack herself was confused when the wolves came in her barn of shelter, their glowing leaf eyes dim by obvious fear of something unknown.
The forest was then avoided. Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship, and Applejack, Warrior of Honesty-turns out everypony was calling the Elements of Harmony the Warriors of Harmony. Pinkie loved that- warned all of the ponies to avoid the Everfree at all costs. Rainbow Dash warned other Pegasi not to fly within the borders of the Everfree Forest.
Rarity and Pinkie told the other ponies of travelling and trading to avoid trekking inside unless they go in large groups. The Timberwolves however, seemed to happy to help Applejack, to her dismay.
Fluttershy however, never left her house, even though her friends warned her. Discord was totally excited at this new threat, occasionally torturing the Timberwolves with feathers to find out anything; seems the God knew how to speak Timberwolf.
Fluttershy was in the meadow feeding the birds on a sunny day, not a cloud in the sky. A perfectly normal day.
It just had to go wrong, didn't it? Did anypony get any breaks?
Apparently not.
OOOO
“RUN, RUN FOR YOU’RE LIVES!” The fearful shout came from the running Roseluck, as she dashed down the path, her tail streaming behind her and eyes were wide in fear.
The ponies she passed, tables, chairs, restaurants, clouds, everything, went into chaos as they turned to stare at what she was running from.
“RUN, MARY SUE!” The cries came; the tables exploded and flew as the ponies ran away from the approaching unknown mare. Papers flew, unicorns teleported or ran, the Pegasi flew away like their lives depending on it, which it did.
The earth ponies just made everything fly. They ran, screaming, screaming and screaming. Basically, a lot of screaming.
“HOLY CELESTIA, IT IS THE END!” That was Bon Bon.
“I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN A DAMN HUMAN YET!” Defiantly Lyra. The mint green mare ran beside her own mare friend, Bon Bon, who was screaming. The mint mare had a frown on her face.
“DERPY RUN, RUN TO THE TARDIS, WE HAVE TO STOP THIS”
“DOCTOR DUCK-“ The street exploded. More ponies ran and screamed. The unknown mare kept walking down; the smoke flew away from her as she was some kind of disease.
“RUN, INSIDE GO, GO, GO!" Roseluck, shoving Glitter and Cloudchaser inside her house, locked the door behind her, shut blinds and cowered in her kitchen, followed by the two pegasi sisters.
The unknown mare stopped. The entire town was in chaos; the ponies kept running. Stallions locked their doors and hugged their wives and children, protecting them, but it was no use. The pony had a cloak and hood concealing her face, but lifted it up. The sun shone down upon only the mare, her face glittering from pure beauty. A large horn on her head, glowing in the aura of rainbow.
“DON'T LOOK-“ Sweetie Bell shouted, her hoof wrapped around a brown and amber colt with a strange hat. However, the word of warning never reached.
“MY EYES, MY EYES!” The brown colt wailed, falling onto his back, covering his eyes in pain.
“CURSE YOU SPONGEBOB REFERENCE!”
The mare tossed away her cloak. Her wings were large and curled out. The eyes of the mare, rainbow, stared at the Ponyville Friendship Castle.
“Come out Twilight Sparkle!” The mare ordered, her right hoof lifted and held out as if inviting her.
The princess poked her head out of the window, holding a bowl filled with water, her eyes narrowed. "BACK TO TARTARUS, SPAWN OF BOOKS!” The bowl was thrown; it froze and exploded in mid-air, crashing onto the floor, not a drop of water on the unknown mare.
“Your ruler demands you out of that Castle!” The mare cried, her wings jutting out, ready to fly.
“HOLY WATER DOESN'T WORK, SEND OUT THE PARTY CANNON!” Twilight cried out. It echoed around the town, a cry of help.
The house of Sugarcube Corner promptly exploded in confetti as a large blur of pink and darker pink flew into the sky, a golden helmet with a familiar red mohawk worn on the head of the blur.
“TO ARMS!” Yelled Pinkie as she leapt into the fray, her large cannon out. She pulled the trigger, her helmet slightly jumped into the air as she pulled the string with all of her might.
The cannon ball went flying. The unknown mare turned and the ball froze, staring at the mare, before turning around and morphing into a vision of Celestia.
“You cannot harm this mare! She is my daughter!” Cried the celestial image of the Princess of the Sun, her eyes narrowed, burning in rage.
Gasps came from the houses. Pinkie promptly frowned, “But I thought you swore to be a forever virgin Celestia?” She called to the vision. The white alicorn glared, “I LIED”
“DON’T LISTEN TO HER! CELESTIA IS UNDER CONTROL OF- “ Twilight opened her window and flew down, magical energy sparking in her horn. Her hoof waved dramatically to the mare “-THE MARY SUE MENACE!”
The Princess of Magic was followed by a charging Rarity and Applejack; Rainbow Dash was on her belly on top of a cloud, her eyes narrowed. Her rainbow hair was flicked into the air, and war paint decorated her face.
“I am not a menace! Stand down to your ruler!” The Mary Sue bellowed; her large and beautiful hoof smashed onto the ground, which flashed as a flower rose from the earth.
It was a beautiful flower, but not as beautiful as the Mary Sue.
The four mares glared at the alicorn, a bright light of rainbow flicked around and smashed right into Pinkie Pie's forehead, who was behind The Mary Sue. Her blue eyes changed to green.
Oh dear.
“NO!” Chorused the three mares. Pinkie frowned, “She doesn't seem that bad, though.”
“No Pinkie! Don't join the dark side!” Rarity cried, “They don't even have coat-hangers!”
“Pinkie no!” Twilight reached her hoof out in dismay.
“CURSE YOU MARY SUE!” Rainbow launched down from the clouds, dust flying. She crouched in front of her friends.
“AH’MA RIP YEH LEGS OFF!” Applejack tried to charge, but Rainbow held her still.
The Mary Sue smiled at Pinkie, and the mare was brought into a magical rainbow aura as she was hugged. The four mares groaned and slapped their heads with their hooves.
“Join me, Elements of Harmony, with your true ruler, the beautiful, wise and fair Queen Winter” The Mary Sue offered, setting Pinkie down as she giggled, “She can even speak nice!”
“Never, Ponyville, to Hooves!” Twilight cried, raising a hoof to point at the Mary Sue, “Fight with me today! Fight and save Pinkie and our rulers! Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Princess Celestia, let us save all of our fallen! Let us SAVE our WORLD from the hold of Mary Sue!”
“FOR PINKIEEEEEE!” Cried Lyra, dragging Bon Bon from the table fort. “I hate Mondays.” The cream mare sighed.
More ponies joined and screamed fighting to save they’re own.
And from within the Castle of Ponyville, Spike wrote a quick letter, winching as the town exploded outside. He clutched onto the paper with dear life. He wrote quickly, smoke rising.
With a puff of green flames, the scroll was sent away with a new destination. Spike hoped it would work.
BOOM!
BOOM!
Fluttershy, we need you, another Mary Sue-Quick,
From Spike.
The world exploded-Again.
OOOO
Fluttershy was so done with this shit. I mean, she has to bloody fight ANOTHER Mary Sue!
The angry Pegasus stormed down the path onto the battlefield, ponies ducking from magical explosions and running away from fire. The colts and fillies held pillows, ready to ambush any mind-controlled ponies. Fluttershy stormed onwards. The mares; Roseluck, Flitter and Cloudchaser, tackled Raindrop down as she yelled “FOR THE MARY SUE EMPIRE!”
The blue maned and yellow coloured Pegasus was smothered by a pillow. Fluttershy rolled her eyes. The flames flickered onwards. The cream and pink mare finished her stride as she stared at the ashy battlefield. Twilight was holding on, her horn glowing with fierce magic. Sweat was streaming down as the mare panted, the magical blast was fired.
Applejack threw her lasso to round Pinkie up, but the mare disappeared and poked Applejack before punching her in the face, and pinning her down with a foreleg.
Rarity was fighting against two Timberwolves the Mary Sue tamed because she was the Creator of Timberwolves, of course! Rainbow Dash wasn't far behind as she bucked a changeling; the King of them, in fact, was married to the Mary Sue.
Fluttershy face-hooved. Her friends can be a bit silly sometimes.
The Mary Sue let a burst of magic fly, destroying Twilight’s own magical blast, who fell down with a yell. The Mary Sue smiled at her victory; she always won anyways! The supposed daughter of Celestia rose up on her hooves and stomped them down.
The floor exploded, making a cage wrap around all of Fluttershy’s friends. She face-hooved again.
Twilight held onto her bars of her own cage, glaring at the Mary Sue, “You shall never win! You can take our friends, but you cannot take our friendship!”
Fluttershy walked towards the Mary Sue. The Timberwolves and Changeling King gathered beside the alicorn Mary Sue. Pinkie bounced beside Applejack's cage, talking her head off about how great was Queen Winter the Mary Sue. applejack was on the verge to smash her head on the bars of her cage.
The alicorn turned to Fluttershy, dark green eyes glared, “No! Run Fluttershy!” Shouted Twilight,
“Run Flutters!”
“Run darling!”
“Run while yah still can!”
Fluttershy ignored her friends. She continued glaring at the alicorn who was smiling at her, “Come to meet your mother?” The alicorn asked.
Gasps came from her friends behind bars. Fluttershy snorted, “Your writer is horrible, thinking you can be the Creator of the Timberwolves,” The cream mare scolded.
Rarity and Rainbow Dash blinked.
“I'm so done with this alicorn OC perfect shit. I mean, seriously...Can’t they have a bit of common sense? You can’t JUST be an alicorn without having something you did. You CAN’T be a Timberwolf Creator. I mean, LUNA is the one who created those guys-“Fluttershy gestured to the wooden wolves, who stared at her.
“And married to a Changeling King? Chrysalis and all the female Changeling’s EAT the Kings before they give birth to their princess in the hive."
“And you know what? You're the most fucking disgusting, useless kind of Mary Sue I have EVER seen,” Fluttershy glared. “I mean, you fucking look like a copy of Celestia-No imagination at ALL."
The alicorn blinked, “And your name? Queen Winter? Oh real mature-Fucking alicorn OC’s” The cream mare snorted.
Rarity fainted.
Applejack blinked.
Rainbow burst out laughing.
Twilight stared and stared.
OOOO
In another dimension, Dan raised his head and stared at Chris. The taller man perked an eyebrow. “What?”
“I think Fluttershy found another stupid alicorn Mary Sue OC,” Dan sighed.
“Well shit.”
OOOO
“Oh and one more thing, you fucking stupid copy of Celestia. You.Are.Not.Beautiful” Fluttershy spat onto the hooves of the alicorn.
“How dare you, my chil-“ The Mary Sue, Queen Winter, Creator of Timberwolves, wife to the Changeling King, daughter of Princess Celestia, brother of Sombra, mother of Fluttershy, Mary-Sue killer/Element of Kindness, the most beautiful, fair and wise pony in all of Equestria was punched in the face.
The copy of Celestia fell down. As it twitched and moaned in pain, Fluttershy rolled her eyes. "Fucking weak bullshit”
Twilight fired up her magic but was cut off as Fluttershy broke off the Mary Sue’s horn. She gave a cry of pain, trying to order Fluttershy to stop, her precious daughter turned against her. The horn was blasted onto the locks of the cages and exploded in pure rainbow light. Queen Winter the Mary Sue fell with a groan as Fluttershy smacked her with a hoof.
“Fucking weak, I might actually spare you, or not.”
“Fluttershy! Glad you got my message” Twilight sighed, smiling. The cream Pegasus lifted her head and smiled. "S-Sure thing T-Twilight, just l-let me finish” The Pegasus smiled weakly.
“Sure, go ahead” Twilight nodded. “Twilight?” Fluttershy asked with a small frown.
“Yeah?”
“Can we send this OC to somewhere else?”
“Why?”
“Oh no reason...”
With a flash, the familiar Ex-God of Chaos appeared, holding a large filming camera, smiling. "Well! I can't wait to show this to Celestia," He chuckled, placing a sombrero hat on his head. "Chiao my little ponies-Oh and Applejack, don't forget our little date!" The God vanished with a puff of blue smoke, leaving behind a lamp.
Applejack blushed, and Rainbow Dash perked an eyebrow. The earth pony hid her face behind her brown stetson. "We're just makin' Apple pie." but surprisingly Rainbow Dash smirked, "What kind of 'Apple Pie?'"
Applejack blushed deep scarlet all the way to the tip of ears ears. The Timberwolves had already fled, all of them. The wild called them, the weird urge to help ponies was gone. The Changeling King exploded; he wasn't even supposed to live, anyways. Celestia woke up with a sleeping Luna resting her chin on her bed, and Pinkie?
Pinkie blinked as she watch Twilight talk with Fluttershy, the mare holding her Queen down-Oh wait, she was no longer under control. No wait, she never was. The pink mare giggled.
“You really need to fix your vision sometimes, Author.”
...I know, I know.
OOOO
Sombra never felt happy in his entire life. Light was right in front of him. In a cavern of darkness he crawled and tried to find a way out. He didn't care how long he had been in this annoying cavern.
“Sombra?” Came a sweet voice that made the dark unicorn shudder, his red eyes shrinking in horror as realisation came and smacked him on the face yelling “GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!”
“Oh no-“
“Sombra! My brother!”
The dark unicorn ran, screaming, the newly earth-alicorn-thing running after him, “We are reunited brother! Come back!”
“GET AWAY DEMON SPAWN OF BOOKS!” Bellowed Sombra as he ran across the darkness, forever, with the Mary Sue following behind him.
Poor Sombra.
Author's Note
I regret nothing.
Edit: Now edited by alovelycomplex!
