Umbra, unbeknownst to most of the Multiverse, keeps a secret diary hidden in his Omnitool. Fortunately for him, most people either haven't seen him writing in it, or just don't care. Of course, the Author, me, knows all about it. So, given that Umbra has stories that many are curious about, I've decided to release said diary to the public, one embarrassing story at a time.

So prepare for action! Drama! Explosions! Sheer idiocy! And romance!

...actually, no, forget about the romance, Umbra's asexual, remember?