Luna and me

by Domonic,clide,crevon

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Human, Romance
Length: 375

Luna gets drunk and tries to teleport to her room but pulls me into E.Q

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-15 04:13:07 UTC

luna and me chapter 1

""Luna you sure you can do this?" Said twilight. "Not to be dis respect full but pinkie is the best drinker and you look like you cant handle any more"

Shut up I'm fine i can beat this damn pink mare. Waiter bring another round.

"That's it Luna you are cut off waiter don't do it lets go princess. Said twilight

Bitch please i have ben locked in the moon for 1,000 years with no food or anything to drink. So suck my hay what the fuck are you doing put me down this instant."

"Sorry Luna but this is for your own good if celly found out i brout you here she might lock me away. Plus in 2 hours you gotta lower the moon so come on."

"Fine but wen tomorrow comes around I'm coming back that reminds me did celly raise the sun in Susha. Wait why are you caring me let me go I'll just teleport us."

"OK just be quick and *thud* what was that Luna what did you do. I don't know but this creature almost landed on me. Do you know what this is."

"What creature? Oh my Celestia that looks like my man he is from this place called Earth their they are called homo-sapiens. and before you ask Luna I've accidentally brought one oh his kind hear before. So we gotta take him to the castle but I'm teleporting us."

"Can you please be quiet damn and get that shit out a my ear Crevon."

"Who is Crevon? Also what um what are we playing in your ear?"

As my eyes came into focus I couldn't believe my eyes it was twilight sparkle and my dark queen

"Darn it Luna this is the second time a drunk unicorn has pulled something from another dimension into this world" said

"1 what do you mean 2nd time and 2nd of all I'm an Ali corn"

"well i kinda went out drinking with pinkie and I kinda got drunk off my ass. Then tried to do my  studding of other dimensions and i fucked up and brought one of his kind here." Said twi "And yes i do realize you are an Ali corn"