I became pinkie!!!1!

by Ayumi Shinozaki

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 1867

Oh noes!!!!1!

Okay, before you guys get mad, I just wanna get it out of the way. THIS IS A TROLL STORY

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-09 20:13:48 UTC

Chapter 1

1 dai i wuz sitin in mai hows plaiing cal uf dutie gusts mai favrit gam evr then i becam pinki and i saw ranboe and she sed "hi pinki was up" i sed "wtf rainboe y am i a pone" nd she sed "because u r a pone" nd i sed "but am not a pone" nd she sed "yes u r pinki wtf is wron wif u 2dai" i sed "i duno les go se twolit" nd we wnt 2 se twolit nd she ws reedin lol wut a nerd kek kek kek kek kek butt aniwais twolit maed mi a humen agen an wii wur hepy butt den wen wii thot it wu s gud agen dicurd cam nd kild the pones nd wi crid and dicurd lafd et us nd cald us fegits butt wii had moar sweg than dicurd n we won by shotin thet niger but i bcame pinki agen an dicurd wus deder then pual waker aftr hes car creshed am sry 4 makin thet jok ik 2 sun butt is true an dey had a wedin an a prty were dicurd wus twurked on by rareity an we al twurked on dicurd an peed on hes cerpse an we pooed on et an wii at teh poo lik ceke i wus gud an i wus sed wen i had 2 go home bcuz teh pones wear mi bes frends evr butt i was hapy wen i lernd dey wer on xbox liv an we plaid al uf teh cal uf dutie gusts den it al hapen agen wen 1 dai i wuz sitin in mai hows plaiing cal uf dutie gusts mai favrit gam evr then i becam pinki and i saw ranboe and she sed "hi pinki was up" i sed "wtf rainboe y am i a pone" nd she sed "because u r a pone" nd i sed "but am not a pone" nd she sed "yes u r pinki wtf is wron wif u 2dai" i sed "i duno les go se twolit" nd we wnt 2 se twolit nd she ws reedin lol wut a nerd kek kek kek kek kek butt aniwais twolit maed mi a humen agen an wii wur hepy butt den wen wii thot it wu s gud agen dicurd cam nd kild the pones nd wi crid and dicurd lafd et us nd cald us fegits butt wii had moar sweg than dicurd n we won by shotin thet niger but i bcame pinki agen an dicurd wus deder then pual waker aftr hes car creshed am sry 4 makin thet jok ik 2 sun butt is true an dey had a wedin an a prty were dicurd wus twurked on by rareity an we al twurked on dicurd an peed on hes cerpse an we pooed on et an wii at teh poo lik ceke i wus gud an i wus sed wen i had 2 go home bcuz teh pones wear mi bes frends evr butt i was hapy wen i lernd dey wer on xbox liv an we plaid al uf teh cal uf dutie gusts den it al hapen agen wen 1 dai i wuz sitin in mai hows plaiing cal uf dutie gusts mai favrit gam evr then i becam pinki and i saw ranboe and she sed "hi pinki was up" i sed "wtf rainboe y am i a pone" nd she sed "because u r a pone" nd i sed "but am not a pone" nd she sed "yes u r pinki wtf is wron wif u 2dai" i sed "i duno les go se twolit" nd we wnt 2 se twolit nd she ws reedin lol wut a nerd kek kek kek kek kek butt aniwais twolit maed mi a humen agen an wii wur hepy butt den wen wii thot it wu s gud agen dicurd cam nd kild the pones nd wi crid and dicurd lafd et us nd cald us fegits butt wii had moar sweg than dicurd n we won by shotin thet niger but i bcame pinki agen an dicurd wus deder then pual waker aftr hes car creshed am sry 4 makin thet jok ik 2 sun butt is true an dey had a wedin an a prty were dicurd wus twurked on by rareity an we al twurked on dicurd an peed on hes cerpse an we pooed on et an wii at teh poo lik ceke i wus gud an i wus sed wen i had 2 go home bcuz teh pones wear mi bes frends evr butt i was hapy wen i lernd dey wer on xbox liv an we plaid al uf teh cal uf dutie gusts den it al hapen agen wen 1 dai i wuz sitin in mai hows plaiing cal uf dutie gusts mai favrit gam evr then i becam pinki and i saw ranboe and she sed "hi pinki was up" i sed "wtf rainboe y am i a pone" nd she sed "because u r a pone" nd i sed "but am not a pone" nd she sed "yes u r pinki wtf is wron wif u 2dai" i sed "i duno les go se twolit" nd we wnt 2 se twolit nd she ws reedin lol wut a nerd kek kek kek kek kek butt aniwais twolit maed mi a humen agen an wii wur hepy butt den wen wii thot it wu s gud agen dicurd cam nd kild the pones nd wi crid and dicurd lafd et us nd cald us fegits butt wii had moar sweg than dicurd n we won by shotin thet niger but i bcame pinki agen an dicurd wus deder then pual waker aftr hes car creshed am sry 4 makin thet jok ik 2 sun butt is true an dey had a wedin an a prty were dicurd wus twurked on by rareity an we al twurked on dicurd an peed on hes cerpse an we pooed on et an wii at teh poo lik ceke i wus gud an i wus sed wen i had 2 go home bcuz teh pones wear mi bes frends evr butt i was hapy wen i lernd dey wer on xbox liv an we plaid al uf teh cal uf dutie gusts den it al hapen agen wen 1 dai i wuz sitin in mai hows plaiing cal uf dutie gusts mai favrit gam evr then i becam pinki and i saw ranboe and she sed "hi pinki was up" i sed "wtf rainboe y am i a pone" nd she sed "because u r a pone" nd i sed "but am not a pone" nd she sed "yes u r pinki wtf is wron wif u 2dai" i sed "i duno les go se twolit" nd we wnt 2 se twolit nd she ws reedin lol wut a nerd kek kek kek kek kek butt aniwais twolit maed mi a humen agen an wii wur hepy butt den wen wii thot it wu s gud agen dicurd cam nd kild the pones nd wi crid and dicurd lafd et us nd cald us fegits butt wii had moar sweg than dicurd n we won by shotin thet niger but i bcame pinki agen an dicurd wus deder then pual waker aftr hes car creshed am sry 4 makin thet jok ik 2 sun butt is true an dey had a wedin an a prty were dicurd wus twurked on by rareity an we al twurked on dicurd an peed on hes cerpse an we pooed on et an wii at teh poo lik ceke i wus gud an i wus sed wen i had 2 go home bcuz teh pones wear mi bes frends evr butt i was hapy wen i lernd dey wer on xbox liv an we plaid al uf teh cal uf dutie gusts den it al hapen agen wen 1 dai i wuz sitin in mai hows plaiing cal uf dutie gusts mai favrit gam evr then i becam pinki and i saw ranboe and she sed "hi pinki was up" i sed "wtf rainboe y am i a pone" nd she sed "because u r a pone" nd i sed "but am not a pone" nd she sed "yes u r pinki wtf is wron wif u 2dai" i sed "i duno les go se twolit" nd we wnt 2 se twolit nd she ws reedin lol wut a nerd kek kek kek kek kek butt aniwais twolit maed mi a humen agen an wii wur hepy butt den wen wii thot it wu s gud agen dicurd cam nd kild the pones nd wi crid and dicurd lafd et us nd cald us fegits butt wii had moar sweg than dicurd n we won by shotin thet niger but i bcame pinki agen an dicurd wus deder then pual waker aftr hes car creshed am sry 4 makin thet jok ik 2 sun butt is true an dey had a wedin an a prty were dicurd wus twurked on by rareity an we al twurked on dicurd an peed on hes cerpse an we pooed on et an wii at teh poo lik ceke i wus gud an i wus sed wen i had 2 go home bcuz teh pones wear mi bes frends evr butt i was hapy wen i lernd dey wer on xbox liv an we plaid al uf teh cal uf dutie gusts den it al hapen agen wen 1 dai i wuz sitin in mai hows plaiing cal uf dutie gusts mai favrit gam evr then i becam pinki and i saw ranboe and she sed "hi pinki was up" i sed "wtf rainboe y am i a pone" nd she sed "because u r a pone" nd i sed "but am not a pone" nd she sed "yes u r pinki wtf is wron wif u 2dai" i sed "i duno les go se twolit" nd we wnt 2 se twolit nd she ws reedin lol wut a nerd kek kek kek kek kek butt aniwais twolit maed mi a humen agen an wii wur hepy butt den wen wii thot it wu s gud agen dicurd cam nd kild the pones nd wi crid and dicurd lafd et us nd cald us fegits butt wii had moar sweg than dicurd n we won by shotin thet niger but i bcame pinki agen an dicurd wus deder then pual waker aftr hes car creshed am sry 4 makin thet jok ik 2 sun butt is true an dey had a wedin an a prty were dicurd wus twurked on by rareity an we al twurked on dicurd an peed on hes cerpse an we pooed on et an wii at teh poo lik ceke i wus gud an i wus sed wen i had 2 go home bcuz teh pones wear mi bes frends evr butt i was hapy wen i lernd dey wer on xbox liv an we plaid al uf teh cal uf dutie gusts den it al hapen agen wen

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